User talk:MichaelHax

Welcome!

Hello, MichaelHax, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Audio work?

When are you going to start showcasing your master audio skillz? Kenvalyi 15:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Hopefully soon. MichaelHax 02:12, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to Unnews

You've got a terrific voice and enunciation for radio... too bad it's wasted on UnNews! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:52, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth

I'm Mad As... Thank you for your vote. And, yes, I'm seeking professional help.

Even though you didn't bother to vote for me... you bastard! Kenvalyi 02:09, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

More like Boob of the Month!

Congrats on the award, you beautiful ungrateful thoughtful bastard! Warning! Your sister is editting your userpage, and I had nothing to do with that.

I'll come around to feed Freddykins at my usual time. --Kenvalyi 20:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Where in dem der world be MichaelHax?

Quit all dat fancy schoolling and reading! Ain't gonna do you no good, boy, you ain't too bright to begin wit! Now start 'ritin' and 'rithmaticin' some dem der articles and make dem udder fellers laff. No one likes a smartypants. --Kenvalyi 00:33, 18 May 2007 (UTC)