User:El Pollo Diablo

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“All El Pollo Diablos are created equal. But some El Pollo Diablos are more equal than others.”

~ George Orwell on El Pollo Diablo

You just made a large, spam-a-licious mistake, <insert name here>. You know the only thing worse than a Lich? I'll tell you. EL POLLO DIABLO. With two L's in Pollo - they stand for double the amount of...L...you'LL get when you...ah...hey you foo'! I don't wanna even KNOW what you are on about, ok! Just make sure you don't forget your eyeball

Anyway, giant demonic chicken or not, at least I'm not you. Or a ineffective vegetarian.

Also, go to http://lamebored.vze.com and start a flame war...in the Flame War section of course.

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