User:Red Mage

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Looks like this is where the sanity ends.[edit | edit source]

I'm trapped... in this room! This big, plushy rainbow coloured room with the mushrooms growing out of the ground. They're all mocking me right now. All of them. What's happening? All I feel is a slight throb. Oh shit. I look down. AAAAAAAA Don't put your mouse here... What the hell are you doing? I told you NOT to put your mouse there, why did you do it? It could have been one of those DO NOT CLICK things that shows you a load of weird images of like, deformed faces and stuff, and moves around everywhere and makes popups and stuff! You idiot. It's almost as if you're asking to get a faceful of Goatse. or here... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mooooooo iiiii iiii /---------------\ iiii/-----------------\ iii/-------------------\

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This user no longer plays RunEscape

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This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

This user is a Nintendo fan.

Trogdor says that this user is awesome, and if you mess him up, he will burninate you.

This user is cooler than you.

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This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

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“One day they will inherit the earth, or was it Croydon, I forget now” ~ Oscar Wilde on Geek Empire

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Please join today!

I'm watching you. Think about what you're doing.

Ah laik tuh sey stufs[edit | edit source]

“In Soviet Russia, caterer discalceates YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Stewie Griffin

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The writer of this article is an American Liberal and has a tree huggin', baby clubbin' outlook.

They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote them ore bye tem sum spel-cheking softweare.

This user, Red Mage, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.

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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

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This user doesn't know how to speak their mind and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying know-it-alls.

This user's head A SPLODE.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

will work for food.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.

This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is homeless.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!

This user is addicted to taramosalata, tarantulas and anything with lots of 't's and 'a's.

This user is a cereal killer.

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user likes to eat anything orange.

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