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Hey You! Yes You! Join the army! Please, help the Grues defeat the eurgs (just don't touch them). You will be rewarded with the Grue compensation package, and you won't be eaten by a grue as long as you are in the army. Choose your rank, but follow these guidelines.

• IPs can only be recruits.
• Registered users can go from soilder to captain, but you have to work your way up!
• Admins can be anything over captain, with no work at all!

Also, we are fighting vandalism and BENSON. Ranks, from lowest to highest:

Recruits

Soilders

Scouts

Covert Ops

Privates

Captains

Admirals

Marshals

Majors

Generals

• High General Grue

Help fight vandals! High^General _Grue

I think I'll just stick with my Admin Rank. Sorry. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (03:56, 20 February 2007 (UTC))

No thanks. I'm already a card carrying member of the Corn Army, the Salvation Army, and the Dick Armey. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:26, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I have a hat and a mossy coconut. I need no military involvement in my life. --»The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 08:41, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I joined the mime army. Now I spend most of my time walking against the wind. Plus there's that whole fight club thing. I can't talk about it.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:44, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

What I want to know is, will it all be over by Christmas? Because the last time someone said that I signed up and it took nearly six years! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

The Guido Protection Fund disapproves of this organized government activity. \o/ 14:24, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, nobody wants to join. Okay, which admin wants to play... Huff This Forum!!!! High^General _Grue

Please do not feed forums to the admins. Wait until feeding time, when you can gather round the pit to see them being fed still-warm n00b articles by the keepers. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Actually, this sounds enticing. Who do I have to eat? --Medvedev ^(scream) 12:59, 21 February 2007 (UTC) Vandals. High^General _Grue

Also, you get a free userbox. High^General _Grue

Wow - they cost like so much normally. I paid £50 for each of mine on eBay. But seriously, I think I will take the white feather userbox instead... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:13, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, my grues ate all those, we won't get anymore until hmmm, I don't know. High^General _Grue

Ok whatever I'll join. but only if we get enough people. and we are actually fighting vandalism. not BENSON.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:45, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

What are you - Wikipedian? I got no problem fighting BENSON. --Medvedev ^(scream) 11:07, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

TRUST ME ON THIS. WE MUST NOT FIGHT BENSON.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 11:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, the plot thickens. This should be interesting (though something tells me it won't). --Medvedev ^(scream) 11:12, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

We aren't fighting Benson, that's just for comedy. Also, add yourself to the list. High^General _Grue

Besides, if we fought BENSON, we would just all get banned. I tried fighting BENSON by plastering "BENSON sucks" all over my userpage, and an admin warned me about doing that. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

I hereby donate my body to the Grue army! DO I HAVE TO GET INNOCULATIONS? --AmericanBastard 21:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

I accept your recruitment offer. When does the transformation begin? --Starnestommy 02:18, 5 March 2007 (UTC) Could you send me some literature and a subscription to your newsletter? Happy Weasel 20:00, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

....what are the benefits packages like? --Andorin Kato 22:13, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Benifit packages include...

• A free userbox
• Imunity to death by grue, unless you are playing some text adventure
• A lifetime supply of... PUDDING!
• A giant sandwich
• Not getting my death dis-award

-Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

Oh, my... WAY too much to resist. Sign me up.... sir! --Andorin Kato 22:22, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

i may be disobeying the achive thingy, but i wish to sign up, sir! covert ops. would be apreciated. user:rocky0718

Announcement

We now have a base of operations, for choosing what you will do and reporting things. Base of Ops. On its talk page, or this very forum, you can discuss ways to improve it, other positions (jobs), and start your work. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines