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The user page that nobody can edit...not really because you can still just click on this tab.

39,063 so far. That may not be alot but each one is still better than Wikipedia.

~KingNike~

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number. Help!

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

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