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Episode #63:Emmzed the Hero[edit | edit source]
(This episode starts in the hospital. Security is heavy.)
Emmzed: Air ducts, maybe?
Sup: Emmzed, you go save Benson.
(Sup faints, and Emmzed crawls into the air ducts.)
(Emmzed crawls into Benson's room, which is heavily guarded)
Emmzed: Maple Syrup Grenade!
(Emmzed throws a Maple Syrup Grenade, knocking out the guards.)
Emmzed: Benson, I am here to save you.
(Emmzed uses the curry powder on Benson, saving him. A clipper crashes into the hospital)
Corsaire: I hereby annex this hospital for the Monarchy of France, and my Lord is here!
Lord Flandos: Yes, thou brave man. Thou beest now property of the Monarchy!
Emmzed: Why are you speaking in old English?
Flandos: I wert sucked through a time wormhole.
Benson: OH, GREAT. NOT YOU AGAIN.
Emmzed: Hi-Ya!
(Emmzed slices a huge hole into the clipper.)
Corsaire: You...you are too powerful!
Emmzed: Canadian Power! You guys may have colonised us, but you can never control us!
Flandos: What beeth this Canada thou speakest of?
Emmzed: It is a great country, a wonderful country. A country of freedom and maple syrup.
Flandos: Doth it be France?
Emmzed: It used to partially be part of France.
Flandos: Who beeth this Benson thou hast just saved?
Benson: YOU DO NOT KNOW OF BENSON?
Flandos: Nay, and why dost thou yell so, and speak ye in ze third person?
Benson: BENSON IS THE GREATEST! BENSON YELLS! REAL MEN YELL! BENSON IS THE GREATEST! BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Emmzed: Benson is a good guy. He is just a bit...loud and egomaniacal.
Corsaire: Yes.
(Corsaire sticks a French flag in the floor)
Flandos: He beeth a man to my liking. I shall-
(Flandos vanishes momentarily, reappears in a kilt)
Flandos: Time hast been changed! The plot shall unravel and be re-formed!
Rene: Yeah right. The plot can't unravel.
(Rene and Flandos leave on the clipper)
Flandos: Fare thee well.
(Zatoichi walks into the scene swinging an IV holder)
Zatoichi: Dammit, Corsaire! Come here and fight like a man!
(Emmzed exits the hospital)
Moonshine: We were waiting for you.
Garm: Woof!
(Scene changes to Lord Flandos on the clipper)
Flandos: [alone in a cabin on the clipper] When a villain such as Alka'anad doth changeth the past, all events beeth mutable! I shall pursue the madman!
(scene changes back to outside the hospital)
Ronalds: You took a while, Emmzed. Communism!
Engelsfair: Communism can change your life for the better!
Indy: Contents can too!
Han: Shut up.
(Han punches Ronalds and Engelsfair. Adam punches Indy.)
Han: Well, that is done. We can go to the mansion now.
(They walk to the Baron's mansion several blocks away)
Benson: BENSON FEELS GOOD!
Shandion: That was fun, more fun than winning two major awards in a month!
Dizberg: You know what we should do? Eat donuts!
Han: Pancakes.
Engelsfair: COMMUNISM!
(Han punches Engelsfair)
Indy: Bread.
Emmzeed: Something with maple syrup!
Ronalds: Flamewar Surprise!
Adam: Donuts!
Benson: STUFF AT BHOP!
Froggy: Ribbit.
(Suddenly, the Baron's mansion explodes. Credits roll)
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