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Episode #63:Emmzed the Hero[edit | edit source]

(This episode starts in the hospital. Security is heavy.)

Emmzed: Air ducts, maybe?

Sup: Emmzed, you go save Benson.

(Sup faints, and Emmzed crawls into the air ducts.)

(Emmzed crawls into Benson's room, which is heavily guarded)

Emmzed: Maple Syrup Grenade!

(Emmzed throws a Maple Syrup Grenade, knocking out the guards.)

Emmzed: Benson, I am here to save you.

(Emmzed uses the curry powder on Benson, saving him. A clipper crashes into the hospital)

Corsaire: I hereby annex this hospital for the Monarchy of France, and my Lord is here!

Lord Flandos: Yes, thou brave man. Thou beest now property of the Monarchy!

Emmzed: Why are you speaking in old English?

Flandos: I wert sucked through a time wormhole.

Benson: OH, GREAT. NOT YOU AGAIN.

Emmzed: Hi-Ya!

(Emmzed slices a huge hole into the clipper.)

Corsaire: You...you are too powerful!

Emmzed: Canadian Power! You guys may have colonised us, but you can never control us!

Flandos: What beeth this Canada thou speakest of?

Emmzed: It is a great country, a wonderful country. A country of freedom and maple syrup.

Flandos: Doth it be France?

Emmzed: It used to partially be part of France.

Flandos: Who beeth this Benson thou hast just saved?

Benson: YOU DO NOT KNOW OF BENSON?

Flandos: Nay, and why dost thou yell so, and speak ye in ze third person?

Benson: BENSON IS THE GREATEST! BENSON YELLS! REAL MEN YELL! BENSON IS THE GREATEST! BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!

Emmzed: Benson is a good guy. He is just a bit...loud and egomaniacal.

Corsaire: Yes.

(Corsaire sticks a French flag in the floor)

Flandos: He beeth a man to my liking. I shall-

(Flandos vanishes momentarily, reappears in a kilt)

Flandos: Time hast been changed! The plot shall unravel and be re-formed!

Rene: Yeah right. The plot can't unravel.

(Rene and Flandos leave on the clipper)

Flandos: Fare thee well.

(Zatoichi walks into the scene swinging an IV holder)

Zatoichi: Dammit, Corsaire! Come here and fight like a man!

(Emmzed exits the hospital)

Moonshine: We were waiting for you.

Garm: Woof!

(Scene changes to Lord Flandos on the clipper)

Flandos: [alone in a cabin on the clipper] When a villain such as Alka'anad doth changeth the past, all events beeth mutable! I shall pursue the madman!

(scene changes back to outside the hospital)

Ronalds: You took a while, Emmzed. Communism!

Engelsfair: Communism can change your life for the better!

Indy: Contents can too!

Han: Shut up.

(Han punches Ronalds and Engelsfair. Adam punches Indy.)

Han: Well, that is done. We can go to the mansion now.

(They walk to the Baron's mansion several blocks away)

Benson: BENSON FEELS GOOD!

Shandion: That was fun, more fun than winning two major awards in a month!

Dizberg: You know what we should do? Eat donuts!

Han: Pancakes.

Engelsfair: COMMUNISM!

(Han punches Engelsfair)

Indy: Bread.

Emmzeed: Something with maple syrup!

Ronalds: Flamewar Surprise!

Adam: Donuts!

Benson: STUFF AT BHOP!

Froggy: Ribbit.

(Suddenly, the Baron's mansion explodes. Credits roll)

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