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Episode 77:SHOOP DA WHOOP![edit | edit source]
(Three nukes are carreening towards spots. Start in a Grue Army base)
Blaning: How do you stop the missiles?
(Han gets up, no longer insane)
Han: What...happened?
Blaning: You went insane, launched nukes all over the place, shot everyone, blew me up with a nuke, and got knocked out.
Han: Oh no! Nukes! SAY TWIN SUNS!
Blaining: Twin Suns!
(Missles fly towards Pluto)
Emmzed: Hey, I keep Maple Syrup there!
Nikita: You keep frozen maple syrup on Pluto...
Han: Say COMMIE!
Blaning: COMMIE!
(Missiles fly towards Engelsfair)
Engelsfair: That is even worse!
Han: Say GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Blaning: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
(Missiles fly towards a House in the middle of a forest, and Blaning gets a Hell Outta Here)
Nikita: More damage!?!
Han: Say OUTSIDE SOLAR SYSTEM!
Blaning: OUTSIDE SOLAR SYSTEM!
(Missiles fly towards a planet outside our solar system)
Braycat: What is "Solar System?"
Engelsfair: A location where COMMIES LIVE!
(Missiles fly towards Engelsfair's home)
(Missile targeting computer asplodes)
(Engelsfair's house asplodes)
Keira: Communist village go boom.
Engelsfair: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Froggy|Canada: Ribbit, eh?
Nikita: It's not like you're going to be going there for the rest of the series...
Han: Wait, I didn't program the targeting computer to fire a Engelsfair's house by saying "where commies live."
Dizberg: Stop breaking the fourth wall!
Adam: You just broke it, Dizberg.
Zatoichi: I WILL BREAK THE FIFTH!
(Zatoichi takes his sword, screams, then runs into a door.)
Nikita: Who let this guy have a sharp object?
Han: That's a Shoshone blade...
Adam: Keira! Braycat!
Keira and Braycat: What is it?
Braycat: Where is my war sword?
Keira: I believe Zatoichi has gone insane with it.
Zatoichi: (Screams)
(He runs into a machine, starts slashing, and destroys it)
Han: That's the base power generator!
(Power goes out)
{Starnes sneaks in)
Starnes: Are you talking to me?
Han: No. Anyway, it is dark. We need to get to the utility room on the fourth floor. That, or get to the arsenal, grab a whole lot of weapons... and a few APCs... and get out of here.
(Han kicks Starnes)
Adam: Oh yeah, he's a burglar.
(L arrests Starnes)
Braycat: Should we go to the village's weapon storage, or should we go to this "Utility room?"
(Han rips a flare from his belt and activates it.)
Han: Decide quickly. This is my last flare.
(The flare wanes)
Han: Damn!
(Engelsfair gets out a CommuFlare and activates it)
(Han squeezes stress ball, and punches Engelsfair)
Han: Don't go crazy... don't go crazy...
Engelsfair: The flare is red for Communism!
Engelsfair: CommuFlares Rule. Plus, you can be arrested if you punch me again.
Han: Oh wait...
(Han takes out a laser sword, sword gives light)
L: Do not attack Engelsfair.
Froggy|Canada: Ribbit!
(Froggy de-Canada-izes and attacks Engelsfair with extreme prejudice)
(L arrests Froggy)
(Han squeezes stress ball)
Han: Don't go insane...kill Engelsfair.
(Han punches Engelsfair)
Engelsfair: I request a restraining order on Han.
(Han goes temporarily insane, and shoots Engelsfair, who still lives. Blaning throws a bucket of water on Han)
Han: Thanks. Where did you get that bucket?
Blaining: The latrines.
Han: WHAT!
Blaining: Actually, the kitchen.
Aquarii: NOW!!!!
(Everybody looks oddly at Aquarii, yet again. Marching of troops can be heard at a distance. A seargent is yelling.)
Sarge: MOVE MOVE MOVE! This base needs to be cleared!
(Clipper smashes through the wall)
Corsaire: I hereby annex this base to Fran-
Han: Not this time. I own this land. don't you have enough plane wrecks already?
Adam: This base is surrounded by land. HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
(Braycat and Keira trade beaver pelts for French goods)
Dizberg: What the...
Sarge: Protect the base!
(Vandals attack base, Grue Army artillery fire lights the sky) )
Vandal: Hey! Stop painting over my graffiti! <Writes "PENISPENISPENIS!" on wall>
(Room with the group, is hit by artillery fire, credits roll)
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