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Episode #74[edit | edit source]
(Klappy, Switzerland. Engelsfair, Murphy and Blaning are sitting on a tree)
Engelsfair: Communism, communism.
Blaning: Yes. Communism.
Engelsfair: I'm bored to death. Only not like communism death, but the 7/11 kind.
Blaning: That's 9/11.
Murphy: I've had it with you!
Blaning: What is it, Murphs?
Engelsfair: Don't call comrade Murphy Murphs. He get really mad.
Blaning: 'kay.
Murphy: We got over that little problem.
Engelsfair: What we do now?
Murphy: I have bubble gun.
Blaning: You mean-
Murphy: No. I don't mean it. (Takes out the bubble gun and shoots Blaning, but misses) How could this be? I've trained all my life for this moment. I-
Engelsfair: You serious?
Murphy: No. Get out.
Blaning: You shot me, but missed! Why on Earth would you miss me?
Murphy: I wanted to hit you. There, I said it.
(Cue dramatic music entitled "Traitoring" if we have that)
Murphy: You are an evil Sockpuppeteer. You NEEEEEEEEEEEED it.
Blaning: I can't believe it!
Engelsfair: Me too!
Murphy: Me four! Er, let's do something.
Blaning: I'm all out of ideas.
A voice from under the tree: I'm all out of cider.
Another voice: Show me the money!
Murphy: Somehow, those morons that are trying to sell food have cometh from GameRival.com to Switzerland.
Blaning: Yeah, they don't know what REALLY makes money.
Engelsfair: Communism?
Blaning: No, illegal porn.
Murphy: Legal porn makes money at a longer shop-stay-up-without-getting-arrested time value.
Engelsfair: LifeScript do that.
Murphy: Yeah, LS is good.
Blaning: I use LS.
Engelsfair: You use LSD.
Blaning: Oh, right.
(Pause)
Engelsfair: Communism, communism.
Blaning: A-ha...
(Dizberg walks in.)
Dizberg: (German accent) Hallo. Ich bin dein- (Drops accent) Hey, I can't keep it up. And isn't this the Young and the Uncyclopedians?
(Blaning gasps.)
Dizberg: I mean WHERE are the youngs. The youngsters. Erm, those guys?
Engelsfair: (Takes out a Commisucker and sucks Dizberg in.)
Dizberg: NOOOOOOOO!
Blaning: Well this is even dumber than the last TYATU guest episode.
Engelsfair: (Gasps, takes out the Commisucker and repeats what he did to Dizberg.)
Murphy: Apparently, you can expect anything good from these guest episodes. I mean-
Engelsfair (Gasps, takes out the Commisucker and repeats what he did to Murphy.) Justice is svervold! Comrades are down.
(Benson walks in.)
Benson: YO! WHAT IS UP IN THIS SECTION?
Engelsfair: Stop yel-
Benson: I MEAN YOU ARE LIKE THE YARRRR! PIRATES HAVE TAKEN OVER UNICYCLOPEDIA!
Engelsfair: Is that the one where I work or the one where people learn Unicycle ride?
Benson: THE FIRST ONE.
Engelsfair: Holy crap! I go now, comrade.
Benson: WHATEVER.
More on this plot in the next guest episode.
(Credits roll with a retarded background soundtrack)
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