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Episode 110: One small step for man...[edit | edit source]
(The episode starts with the group stranded on a planet, near the wreckage of their ship)
Trousers: Ooh, scrap metal!!!
Adam: Wow, the ship blew up without us crashing it!
Borgat: Ooh, a string!!! Neato!!!
Han: Hinoa, how old is Trousers?
Hinoa: 17 years old.
(Communist Landers well, land on the planet.)
Cerid: Alright everyone. As soon as I open that door, the air will come out. Put on those Astro Suits.
Adam: Are there enough?
Braycat: Hopefully.
Han: I have a few extras, if we need some.
(They go onto the planet and find a small cube which has seemingly crash landed there.)
Adam: I wonder what this is...
C: Not what, but who!
Adam: Explain!
C: That's doppleganger. Let me show you!
Nikita: NO!
(C expands the cube using his omnipotent powers and restores Doppleganger)
Doppleganger: Hahahah-
(Voyager 1 crash lands and hits Doppleganger)
Doppleganger: OW! My name is Blaning, anyway!!!
Han: Oh no.
Trousers: Bye bye, Blaning. <throws Blaning a few thousand miles away>
Cerid: Proofreader's log. We have crash landed onto this strange planet... it is red dust and-
Han: WE'RE ON MARS!!!!!
Adam: By my calculations, no. We are in a different solar system.
Nikita: Uhhh... <points to Earth>
Han: That's your forehead.
Adam: Voyager 1 crashing into Blaning was a dead givaway. We are not on MARS, guys. We are in...a duplicate solar system. Odd.
(Little green men attack the group)
Cerid: Don't worry, they're all hallucinati- <is shot by a martian ray> OW! that hurt!
Martian: (Gibberish)
Adam: R-r-r-real martians?
Han: Impossible!
Shamus: I remember that bastard from the circus operation I was in. He fucking owes me money after that incident with the popcorn machine.
(Shamus beats down and kills the Martian)
Trousers: Ooh, aliens!!! <has sex with another Martian>
Adam: Er, this, er, is, er, unusual.
James T.: I. Am. Used. To. Alien. Attacks.
Borgat: Doctor of Trousers! Stop having sexy time with alien! You have of no idea where it is of been.
Hinoa: Well, unfortunately he's just about as dense as a black hole of sheer stupidity, sort of like you.
(Communist walkers are released from the landers)
Han: We have a problem...Cerid, how fast do you think your men can work on the ship to get it repaired so we can get the hell off this planet?
Cerid: Not fast enough...
(Trousers pees on the walkers, destroying some of them)
PONG: KEIRA CHEATS ON BRAYCAT!!!
Hinoa: I've got an idea...
(Hinoa takes out a scalpel and takes trousers into a full nelson and cuts his head open.)
Trousers: That wasn't very nice!
(He aims his open head at the remaining walkers. A gravitational force starts to suck the walkers into Trouser's head.)
Trousers: That tickles!
Hinoa: What'd I tell ya? He's a black hole of sheer stupidity! Not even light can escape his gravitational force!
Adam and Benson: CLOSE HIS HEAD!!! CLOSE HIS HEAD NOW!!!
(Hinoa stitches Trousers' head closed, Trousers' loses his trousers)
Trousers: AAA!! I have zero trousers...ooh, a string!!!
Hinoa: You are one very dim light bulb, kid.
Trousers: What's a light bulb?
Braycat: At least I don't have to ask these questions anymore...
Cerid: Well, we're still stranded here.
Adam: C, you're an omnipotent being, why don't you fix the ship.
C: No.
(Adam kicks C in the shin. C falls to the ground)
C: Bastard!
(A martian mech comes into view)
Adam: Oh damnit!
(It rains laser fire)
Braycat: Take cover!
Nikita: Watch its fire!
(Trousers ties the mech up with string, destroying it)
Trousers: Ooh, big mech thingy went boom!
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