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Episode 85:Simlish Ends[edit | edit source]
(Strangetown, in a house. The group is playing Myshuno!)
Aquarii: Okay, this is getting ridiculous! I can't understand any of you!
(Aquarii takes out the monkey's paw from the APC)
Aquarii: I wish that these people here spoke English and not Simlish so I may understand them!
(The paw punches him in the mouth, and it falls to the ground. The sims now speak English, but the wish from the paw had come with a price...)
Aquarii: Да! Теперь я могу понять идет дальше! Ожидание... что-то не справедливо здесь...
Braycat: Holy buffalo.
Emmzed: You should have asked Adam or Han to translate...
Engelsfair: Commie!
Supwealuhop: Curry powder will help.
Aquarii: Я не буду некоторо коммунистом!
Engelsfair: Aquarii's a commie! Aquarii's a commie!
(Aquarii takes out his 9mm and shoots Engelsfair in the foot)
Engelsfair: Commiespeak!
(With Curry Powder, Supwealuhop returns the English language to Aquarii. The sims still know English.)
General Grunt: I want to shoot commies and aliens.
Engelsfair: AAAAAAA!
(Nervous Subject Stuffs Face)
(Pollination Tech punches General Grunt)
Dizberg: Why do you always eat?
Nervous: Because my Hunger need drops every time I am experimented on.
(General Grunt shoots Pollination Tech, Nervous eats)
(Adam buys a phone and calls the police)
Tank Grunt: Cool! Dad, can I shoot that commie?
General Grunt: Yes!
(Tank shoots Engelsfair)
Engelsfair: COMMIE OW!
Han: What is the greatest thing in the world?
Engelsfair: COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUNNNIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Police arrives, Nervous chats with policeman)
Benson: BENSON LIKES SCREWING AROUND IN STRANGETOWN!
Policeman: Where is the crime?
Engelsfair: Nowhere.
(Policeman leaves, fines Adam 200 simoleons)
Adam: Argh!
Keira: Supwealuhop, use your curry powder!
Supwealuhop: Can't you use some "indian healing potion?"
Nervous: Food.
Adam: ENGELSFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mortimer: Bella, I love you.
(Bella and Mortimer Woo-Hoo in a hot tub)
Everyone else: EWW!
Adam: About the virgins, I can create three beauties.
Supwealuhop: Sure.
(Adam creates the Virgin family of three female adults and moves them into a house)
(Engelsfair sets the house on fire)
Han: I hope they have a fire alarm... <gets a fire extinguisher>
(Han puts fire out, and punches Engelsfair. Everybody takes the time to learn how to cook.)
Supwealuhop: Robert, we have 3 virgins.
( A dark portal forms around the house and it is sucked into a wormhole and sent to the Yukon. Murphy appears wearing evil clothing. No sims really care, this happens all the time here.)
Murphy: It's about time!
(Murphy disappears.)
Everyone: Lets stay here!
(A clipper ship sails through the road. Corsaire steps down.)
Han: Oh great.
Corsaire: By order of the monarchy I declare this land part of France!
Flandos: What are thoust doing, Corsaire? I hadeth thought thee were going to the Olde London Pub!
Corsaire: Sorry! Sorry! I have to make a good report to King Chirac on our territorial gains!
Flandos: (Sigheth)
(The ship reverses its course and moves towards London)
Han: On second thought...
(Credits roll)
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