User:Filanator

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This is the user page of the Uncyclopedia editor who calls himself Filanator”

I'm so bored, I'm going to create my own page.

What's more, it's going to be made entirely of links. Just random pages. Well, when I'm done anyway. By the way, feel free to add links.

Thankyou for visiting my humble page.

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This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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I'm a student from Australia, as you can tell by my little template up there. No-one touch that template.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

“This person occasionally edits Uncyclopedia, and calls himself Filanator”

~ Captain Obvious on Filanator

“Filanator is dead. Filanator remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Filanators simply to appear worthy of it?”

~ Friedrich Nietzsche on the death of Filanator

“The only thing worse than being Filanator is not being Filanator”

~ Oscar Wilde on not being Filanator

“I hate that guy.”

~ God on Filanator

Me[edit | edit source]

My Editing Status[edit | edit source]

I joined Uncyclopedia on the 15th of June, 2007. Since I'm a member of the Grue army (Red and Black Squadron) I get rid of graffiti a lot, and as a member of the Comma Brigade I proofread a lot of stuff. Generally, however, I add stuff to unfinished text adventures.

Actually, I think I might make my own text adventure. Update: I've started now, here it is. Feel free to add to it.

What I look like[edit | edit source]

Several people think I am a vampire and/or am about to kill 5 million Jews (I'm not racist by the way, I just look like Hitler without a moustache). I have what looks like a combover but isn't, and I am constantly solving my Rubik's Cube. It's actually an addiction. I'm not proud.

My Interests[edit | edit source]

My interests include:

  • Reading
  • Science
  • School
  • General nerdy stuff
  • The Grue Army
  • Uncyclopedia text adventures. Hopefully, I can finish them all. Then I'll get to add more userboxes
  • Userboxes

My Userboxes[edit | edit source]

I'm such a userbox whore.

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This User Hates George W. Bush
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Yes, I am a Marree-man-Firefox-User-Pimaniac-Bat-fuck-insane-person-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Vampire-master-editor- religion-hater-userbox-lover-grue-hyped-up-guy-Barney-hater-communist-smart-person-hostage- in-Chinese-cookie-factory-person-who-is-approved-by-Mr.Ducky-mutant-boy-poor-person-Camelotian- person-with-lots-of-userboxes-gots-themselves-a-shuv'l-has-space-for-rent-not-American-but- Australian-template-userbox-lover-random-thing-anti-Texan-straight-person-Opera-lover-person- who-can-be-found-on-Frappr-pirate-zombie-miser-assassin-bananaphone-lover-backwards-person- Uncyclopedia-lover-127.0.0.1.-person-who-really-likes-userboxes-cabalist-Grand-Conspirator- person-who-knows-the-awful-truth-about-hummingbirds-Pudgist-person-who-is-approved-by-Satan- subliminal-guy-unicorn-supporter-FSMist-ADD-person-Anti-BENSON-ite-member-of-the-evil-Atheist- conspiracy-coulrophobe-mad-scientist-not-Napoleon-paranoid-guy-cowbell-addict-seizure-guy- geek-deluded-egomaniac-profane-person-hater-n00b-lazy-person-person-who-doesn't-like-other- people-messing-around-with-his-userboxes-untrustworthy-person- Wikipedia-hater-musician-person-who-simply-doesn't-care-ninja-person-whose-head-asplode- homocidal-environmentalist-mercenary-indiscriminate-pillager-Jihadist-veteran-of-the-n00b- r0xx0r-member-of-the-gure-army-sniper-text-adventurer-stickler-for-spelling-person-who- speaks-his-mind-pika-pika-pika-hater-sarcastic-person-random humourist-proofreader-George-W-Bush-hater!

Useful Links[edit | edit source]

For me, not for you.

Polls[edit | edit source]

Do you like Filanator?
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Should Filanator write an article not about himself?
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