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“In soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!!”

~ The Russian Reversal on Waldo

He's in there somewhere ...

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There's no use denying it , you probably used the search feature on your web browser. Well , you're only ruining it for yourself ! I can, can you?

Number of Times Waldo Has been found by people other than you today: 92222

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