“I told my friends, Stuntman, Yakuza Girl, Whimpering Girl, Acura Niceguy, and The Band Who said Nice Guys Finish Last to Drinking Energy drink and they were all dislike 'If you're Drinking Energy drink its give you lot of ENERGY but it cause lucid dream, Dreamcast, and Goth scene, in Gamers, R-Tards and young adults, FUCK YEAH ENERGY! FUCK YEAH Spirited Away! FUCK YEAH! GRAAAGGHH!.”
An energy drink is a potion consumed by "dirty goffs" seeking their magical effects. Most Energy Drinks are sold in highly decorative cans to distinguish them from their less-evil counterpart, soft drinks.
- 1 History
- 2 ADVERTISING
- 3 Early Development
- 4 Mass Production and Distribution
- 5 Health Concerns
- 6 Stories from the Energy drink influence Victim
- 7 Never Ever See That
- 8 Don't See This
- 9 Don't See Also
Energy drinks are not great for your health and should be don't consumed with each meal everyday.
Many Energy drink company use The aggressive international marketing campaign. FUCK YEAH AGGRESSIVE INTERNATIONAL MARKETING CAMPAIGN! Most Energy drink company and Advertising Agency get word out to gamers who need ENERGY. Company have energy. Gamers have money. They trade and gamers get ENERGY. FUCK YEAH CAPITALISM! Some Energy drink company own sports teams and sponsor sports athletes. They sponsor people who need lots and lots of ENERGY. Especially gamers who love EXTREME SPORTS. FUCK YEAH EXTREME SPORTS! Also for some reason sponsor NASCAR. FUCK YEAH BARELY STAYING AWAKE WHILE WATCHING NASCAR FOR THIRTY SEVEN HOURS!
After his discovery Josef began making much larger batches to support his new addiction to energy drinks. Unable to find an ample supply of ancient maples, he buried the mix under Taco Bell restaurants which actually amplified the effects of the drink. After several months of Energy Drink abuse, Josef accidentally killed himself while jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge reportedly still screaming "It gives me wings...!", his famous catchphrase that Taco Bell later adopted. The authorities subsequently found his recipe, and attempted to destroy it after witnessing what it had done to Josef, but were unable to due to a black magic curse he had placed upon it. Nobody knows how the recipe leaked out of authorities hands, but some speculate that it was either a vampire, or Tom from Myspace that took it.
Mass Production and Distribution
The Disney Corporation with help from Pixar, id Software, and Werner Bros. were the first to largely distribute energy drinks, labeling the liquid as "Monster", which later would appropriately describe said company. Different varieties began to spring up upon the discovery that the ashes of different races of humans altered the effects of the potion. For instance, Native American ashes created the "Red Bull", "Red Rooster" and "Jolt Cola" variety, while ashes from Asians created the "Boo Koo" variety. The first energy drink is now known as the "Von Dutch" energy drink. In order to spread energy drink addiction to the rest of the world (It was not known at this time that energy drinks were addictive, except to the Disney corporation), Disney utilized dragons to rapidly transport their product to the four corners of the earth. They also used large green ogres riding donkeys pulling carts for more localized distribution. The most common places to find these energy drinks today are common gas stations who are not yet aware of the evil.
Energy drinks are highly addictive, and often cause seizures, brain aneurisms, penis enlargements, cold sweats, circumcision , twitching, development of full body tourettes and frequent urination. Death is also a major concern after a few days of use. Through aggressive lobbying, Disney, and other energy drink corporations still sell the drinks, most likely unhindered due to large "donations" to lawmakers. Energy drinks are available at any gas station or local convenience/porno store. Also, if one wants a larger hit and is ready to move on to bigger and better things, five minutes of online searching will lead one to more raw energy.
Stories from the Energy drink influence Victim
I was playing Resident Evil 5 on Containment, right? We were playing Co-op, we just started. me and them From somewhere played when two seconds later, the over 9000 Majini Kills It's Over 9000!. No wonder was that fast, you guessed it, Kanna Hayami an Energy drink influence school girl.
Once upon a time I was the king of Boxing. I'd travel the land and wherever I found an bout, I'd Battle and I'd beat everyone who stepped up with impunity. My skill was so great I used to humiliate my opponents by beating them in every possible match-up the game had to offer. I'd pay for their games and their food and their drink to make them stay and take more punishment. I turned the game into an art, where my every move was the most graceful, I stopped the opponent at his every turn, and I never repeated a combo twice in the same day.
But then I met this guy. . . it's so weird, Without putting in a quarter. I didn't really have time to take in that, I didn't notice it was weird. But then he beat me so damn hard he got on top of the high score list in just one round. The second round was over in like, four seconds and KO, you guessed it, Bruce Willis a Energy drink influence actor.
I was with my Neighbours and Jimmy Kimmel when it happened. I'm playing Resident Evil 4 at the party in my basement, at the same time as AAA the FBI most wanted Cereal killer, in a black, hooded figure came out of nowhere, to kill School girl in her house, I could tell that any away, then Jimmy said, "Yippee Ki Yay, motherfucker!" Suddenly, Jimmy came out of my basement and sprang on AAA. He blow AAA's head right out of his chest by his handgun! He quickly grabbed my Wavebird controller, and Jimmy said to me "You're not FBI agent, motherfucker!", then he written the letters "Jimmy Kimmel" in AAA's blood, My guess? It was my Neighbours, Jimmy Kimmel a Energy drink influence tv show host.
I was trying to kill Albert Wesker, Dom Cobb, and Kevin McCallister, by a falcon punch and my weapons, at the same time as AAA the FBI most wanted Cereal killer, in a black, hooded figure came out of nowhere, to kill Albert Wesker in Tokyo, But Then a eight High School Kids from Horikoshi High School, and Wesker came up to me and said "Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!" and kicked me. Suddenly, Dom, and Kevin came out of nowhere and sprang on AAA, High School Kids came up to AAA and kicked him, Wesker ripped AAA's heart right out of his chest! He quickly grabbed his handgun, and Wesker said to Real AAA's "You're AAA!" before AAA's died!, then he written the letters "Wesker, Dom, Kevin, and High School Kids from Horikoshi High School" in AAA's blood with copy of Resident Evil Code: Veronica X on Playstation 2!!!, you guessed it, Albert Wesker an Energy drink and Speed influence Superheroes, Dom Cobb and Kevin McCallister both are Energy drink and Speed influence professional thief, Manato Irie, Domyouji Tsukasa, Kengo Iwasaki, Nakagawa Megumi, Mizuno Kazune, Sachi Kōda, Shiori Tsuda, and Izumi Hoshi all are Energy drink and Speed influence actor and actress High School Kids from Horikoshi High School.
I was playing Capture The Flag in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and it got to night. I was creeping around in black robes with a knife in my hand and NobodyCares993 came out of nowhere and started throat killing me! But then this guy came out of nowhere, grabbed a sword out of a statue's hands and ripped NobodyCares993 into chicken nuggets! It was fucking insane!, you guessed it, The Batman Guy an Energy drink influence actor and Superheroes in sometimes
I was trying to frame Albert Wesker by playing a Resident Evil Code: Veronica X on Playstation 2. But when i'm complete the game. Then Albert Wesker, Dom Cobb, and Kevin McCallister, a Six High School Kids from Horikoshi High School came up to me and said "Shut up Shut up! Cut His Mic!"" and kicked me. you guessed it, Albert Wesker an Energy drink and Speed influence Superheroes, Dom Cobb and Kevin McCallister both are Energy drink and Speed influence professional thief, Manato Irie, Domyouji Tsukasa, Kengo Iwasaki, Nakagawa Megumi, Mizuno Kazune, and Sachi Kōda all are Energy drink and Speed influence actor and actress High School Kids from Horikoshi High School.
Never Ever See That
Energy drink influence people
This people also suffer from Energy drink influence.
This School girl also suffer from Energy drink influence.
These people also suffer from Energy drink influence.
This girl also suffer from Energy drink influence.
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