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“S like u no dude l8r u prof.”

~ Class Montgom8, the mentor of the author of this article
Is like now 1.

Pre[edit | edit source]

Tung fuck now. So's u no - in the 2000s they go like Language is changing at a rapid rate. Chits like horse carriage, sputum, acknowledgement, honour, liberation, and mothers down into mis in fav of more Xpress 1s like fuck you, who cares, pantheon, no u, and the everful lol. All gun dure the last few decs alone, if we cud like to con it, would b praxly no end. Is part of the no we have now say it have to limit me:s to those fucks seem to can us una. The fab citys is fuck 1 we go to bed eve and n the moron read online: Car fucker deads pede. U no now whatsit but then again u might suck. Took me 1. Read on. It might bam you 1 day.

Noun's n like whichlikes s verbs[edit | edit source]

The u of nouns as verbs prolly fuck start 3 mil when the term text go app as a verb in allday tung. B4 that time, peeps had conc'd text 1 as words carved, scribbled, typed, or in somoth way produced 1 or 2 some medium (paper, tree bark, stone, computer screen, canvas, etc.). Sud, with the ad of portable telephones (or pods s dey r 1) just ev'one started to call the fuck of a text mess from 1 pod to 2 texting. This do very revolution. Whichlikes - or adjectives - verbed 2. L8r tho. But did. U no 1. The nex sentences - p'fect sense to mod pseudopod - been near unrecognisable to the primo humans of the end 20th C. We's turn'em 4 u.

  • I'll car ur mom if you mess me -> I will take your mother there if you send me a message
  • Snee that fuck or it will flu you -> You will have to take care not to catch cold. Wipe your nose!
  • Rite he like do me -> The doctor gave me some medicine against cold
  • Spose he blue u? -> Maybe he misses you?
  • Red inna screen -> Paint the screen door red like I told you already
  • Fuck me smore u d8 -> Can't you see I'm busy? Go away!
  • House me ho -> Could you please take a poor stranger inside for the night?
  • Dead u dead me -> I'm going to run amok in the near future

U c diff. B diff.

Con 1 set ear[edit | edit source]

Bits canna c hows meen ear ifs outa site. So's we talk. No mo work than u'sta. May ne b8r, may is. Gun get fucked f8r. Wc. L8r nutha stud.