Tourette's Syndrome

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOUR MOM neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAG or ASS LICKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FIST FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING JUMP! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BEANER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DARTH VADER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SUCK A BIG DICK utterFUCKance of socially JACK OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address ASSCRACK Tourette's syndrome.

SHITBALLS Tourette's is SEMEN not to be BONER confused with SAMUEL L. JACKSON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT disorientation, culturally-SUCK A BIG DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TIMBER NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSFACE language, TAFFY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING RAT'S ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICK souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities SHITPISSER of ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the GOD DAMN Author:

The PRICK Tourette's FELLATIO Research Institute was FUCK founded to ROSES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INCEST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article SPANK THE MONKEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ALF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette's sufferers GOBSHITE swear. You can PICKANINNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MACACA TV, for always focusing on the JERRY bad side of a terrible MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS thing.
The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITE knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BELLEND no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KRAUT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOOBIES school for GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KIKE sufferers to become RAT'S ASS manically depressed and 30 CASES OF PICKLES commit LICK PUSSY

suicide.

There is no HELL cure, and the ASSRAPING drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCK tics often have adverse JACKASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go PUSSYLICKER numb and DIRTY SANCHEZ basically made it NIGGA! worse than JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a BULLSHIT tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GO HOME AND DIE sorry for SEMEN "hi-jacking" your FEWMETS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really pen0r annoys me. I am working towards a BELLEND better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING FUCKFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PORCH MONKEY, and making fun of a TITMOUSE horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best WIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RICK MORANIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. WALRUS SHIT Regards to Andrew FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The GO HOME AND DIE bastard who wrote this article. You can POMMIE punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTT-HEAD saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my GOOK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are INJUN and HOSER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIPSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I WILL KILL YOU! BAND WITH 4 INCEST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRITZ HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How INBRED to JIZZ cure HITLER the YOU WANKER Tourette's JOHNNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PUSSYLICKER for LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Tourette's MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Syndrome HEIL HITLER! is ASS following ASS these FUCKBAG rules GOBSHITE in JACKASS SHIT order:

1: Avoid [Insert swear here] immature BAD MOTHERFUCKER little CAMEL JOCKEY kids,
2: Count to BONER within CUNT 10 ASSseconds,
3: Do not open your SHITFACE DOG FUCKER BORDER HOPPER nor DAMN talk,
4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you BUTTFUCKER don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS have JOHN SMILEY FACE this HONKY disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY INBRED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw CAPTAIN CRUNCH!

I fucking put ARSEBADGERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTTFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF JACKASS SHIT THIS DIRTY SANCHEZ ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIENER offensive. NIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HADJI people who try GARBAGE DAY! to battle FEWMETS'JAP that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! it now, but someone said FUCKFACE' GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing DOUGHNUT PUNCHER matter. Plus there FASHION BUG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DUMBASS Uncyclopedia, there are QUEEF articles BUGFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ORGASM stuff. So TAMPONS that means SHITFUCKER stop getting mad at the BEAVER first part too and DAMN talking about the DAMN letter that it's TACO mocking (what FRENCH TICKLER letter? I don't even know what PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self WANK even made a really JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST good point. "It's MOLDY TITS nothing more FRED PHELPS from a head nod to a FIRECROTCH knee tick". FUCK OFF. Which I'll add BUGGER onto CHIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POOPOO suffer that FELCHMONKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to OPINION be, because if I were a DIMETHYL GLYCOL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article D'OH hilarious. If you PENIS ON A STICK Want facts, go on AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking ASS FASCIST article anyway.

DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH HAIL SATAN! I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FOUR-EYES HO SHITE FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY

DAMNATION TOWELHEAD NIGGER MONKEY SHIT POMMIE PEEPEE BITCH 666 DIPSHIT TURD FUCKWIT BIGNOSE GIVING HEAD NI ANUSCAKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF REDNECK PISS POLACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BASKETBALL HOOP TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS DUMBASS OH SHI– SPUNK CHOAD FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GREASER BANGKOK WIENER FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER SHITCOCK FENCE JUMPER FRITZ [expletive deleted] ALF WIENER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKLICK CLIT DEMOCRACY SHITHEAD SHITE SHIT WIENER BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER FUCK FUCK GREASER VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER TITTYWANK FENCE JUMPER GOBSHITE DONKEY DICK SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTTFUCKER IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SEX PRICK SHITBALLS BORDER HOPPER COCK DICK DUMBASS CHOAD DICKWAD ASS JERRY BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT BUKKAKE D'OH DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT YOUTUBE, BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING suck my mothers JACKASS FRITZ FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD SAND NIGGER RUSKIE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE SHITHEAD NIGGER RAT'S COCK TWAT SHITCUNTING TWAT PISSHOLE ASSFACE FELCHING FAGGOT TITS & DICKS BASTARD TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOCCASINS WIENER SEX CUNT BLUE PENIS! PENIS ON A STICK STRAWBERRY ASS GRIS PISS NAZI CONDOMS I RAPE WALRUSES! DONGSHOVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HADJI ANUSCAKE SEMEN OH SHI– CHOAD BUTT-HOLE DAMN FUCK BUGGER OFF JACK OFF DARTH VADER JACKASS GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING TRANNY TITTIES BELLEND GOD DAMN pen0r BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE FALSE BENSON PISS ARTIST BULLSHIT DICKWAD ASSFACE DICKFACE DAMN IT CUNTRAG CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD FRITZ PISS JACKASS ANAL CUNNILINGUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY PRICK DOG FUCKER HORSE PENIS GARBAGE DAY! BUTTFUCKER DUNE COON DOT HEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FEWMETS BASTARD SHITBALLS PISSHOLE SHITBALLS CODEINE IS A QUEER ASSFACE INBRED SCUMBAG DUMBASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS PISSHOLE TITTYWANK FUCK NUGGET LAKE TITICACA COCK CUNT CRAPPER PENIS FUCK OFF BASTARD DUMBASS BELGIUM PISS OFF BOON WOODPECKERSHIT CLEMEN BRITNEY SHITFACE CUNT DIPSHIT FELCHMONKEY BIGNOSE FUCKBAG POLACK CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK NIGNOG FLYING FUCK CUNT FUCK NUGGET SHIT ASSHAT FAG SHITCOCK ORGASM TIT DIRT PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER SPUNK WIKIPEDIA FLYING FUCK DILDO BOLLOCKS PENIS SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCK OFF DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS TAFFY JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO DAMMIT ASSHOLE SEMEN TUBA CUNTRAG SHITCOCK DAMN DAGO FIRECROTCH ASSWIPE HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCK ARSEBADGERS BLOWJOB ASS SPIC PIGFUCKER BUTTFUCKER BORDER HOPPER FUCK NIGGER SHITSKIN GENITALIA TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BONER DELICIOUS CAKE O KURWA! VAGINA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUGGER BOB SAGET CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN DICKFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITE MACACA DOT HEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER GO HOME AND DIE KRAUT FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU EPIDIDYMIS FUCK FRIG ALF WEHATEMARIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE DAMN JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS NICARAGUA SCROTUM PECKERHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD BLOWJOB BAD MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF HELL PISS FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOT HEAD NAZI DONALD RUMSFELD KIKE DAGO PENIS MASTURBATION GOD DAMN DONGSHOVER SEX SHIT BANGKOK BASEBALL FEWMETS FENCE JUMPER HEIL HITLER! FELLATIO CUNTRAG BIGNOSE LET'S SHIT SWIMMING POOL MONKEY BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA SHITFACE COCKSHITTER BULLSHIT SEMEN CHINK BUTTFUCKER HOMO PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BALL SACK BIGNOSE SPANK THE MONKEY ASSFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POLACK REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER GOAT DICK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CHICKEN SHIT PAKI ICE CREAM VENEREAL DISEASE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HELL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANKSPLAT WHORE PRICK FUCK ASS AMERICA ONLINE SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX CHRISTHUMPER DAMN IT CARPET MUNCHER PAKI DUMBASS FUCKING FELLATIO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN INBRED RAPE CAMEL FUCKER SHITHEAD PRICK HAIL SATAN! SEX HONKY LAKE TITICACA FRAK HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER TITS CUNNILINGUS NEGRO GIVING HEAD DICK RANDY TRAVIS WHORE DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER KRAUT FUCKING BASEBALL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITFUCKER BUGGER COCKSUCKER D'OH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL TRANNY P'KANG JAP BLUMPKIN SHIT BONER SEMPRINI OH SHI– MOCCASINS I'LL RAPE YOU GANGBANG DIPSHIT SCUMBAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BEAVER SHITHEAD FELCHING TIT DIRT CUNTRAG FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER NIPPLES D'OH BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERK OFF GOATSE FUCKFACE TITTIES FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ABO BORDER HOPPER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ABO SHITTY DONKEY DICK EAT MY SHIT! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK NUGGET I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT BRITNEY SHITTY TARTAR SAUCE CAMEL JOCKEY [EXPLETIVE] LAKE TITICACA CUNT FUCKSTAIN ASS BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING PENISBIRD SHITSKIN CRACKER SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER FLYING FUCK HELLFIRE HELLFIRE JACKASS DOUCHING JACK ABRAMOFF DIPSHIT WIENER FUCKBAG FRITZ RAT'S COCK HOSER DOT HEAD GOD DAMN BULLSHIT DOUCHE SHIT FAG HOLY DUMB FUCK SACRAMENTO FUCK CUNTRAG BASTARD BELLEND COON BALL SACK RICK MORANIS I AM CORNHOLIO! GOD DAMMIT PENIS ON A BUN CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN CRAPMUNCHER DAMN JOHN ELWAY DIPSHIT SHIT NAZI CUNTRAG SHITFACE FUCK OFF FUCKFACE CONDOMS POLAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KRAUT GOBSHITE SPUNK PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BITCH FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER BITCH GOD DAMMIT COCKSHITTER FRIG BONER HELL RAT'S ASS CHAV ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKWIT FUCKWIT QUEEF DICKWAD BUGFUCK FUCK NUGGET JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK LOLCAT FUCKBAG BOOBS I WILL END YOU! CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DAMMIT DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RICK MORANIS SCUMBUCKET ASS FAGGOT CUNT FUCKING A SEMEN CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER MICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT GYPSY TOSSER FUCKSTAIN BASTARD LIMEY COCKGOBLIN ARSE FUCKSTAIN WANK RAGHEAD BITCH SHITTY PISS OFF CHINK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHICKEN SHIT WHITE POWER TITWANK DARTH VADER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FRAK FRITZ ANUSCAKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HELL CHUFF FUCKER GIVING HEAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BASKETBALL HOOP BENCH PRESS SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT INBRED PIG VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BONG SHITFACE JACKASS GANGBANG GREASER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUCK MY COCK NIGGER TITS JAP FROG'S FAT ASS I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE WANK MOTHERFUCKER OH SHI– GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT FLUFFY CLOUD CARPET MUNCHER SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS JACK ABRAMOFF FENCE JUMPER CUNT FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES FRAK POTTYMOUTH HENTAI NI BALL SACK CHAV NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN BITCH SHITHEAD SOD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS WINDOWS VISTA ART METAL PRODUCTS WIKIPEDIA PISS OFF MY ASS WHORE FLYING FUCK GENITALIA MAMA MIA NECROPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK GOD DAMN CUM NIGGER INJUN POMMIE ASS GRINGO GOD DAMN ASSCRACK DICKLICK YOU WANKER LENS CRAFTERS GARBAGE DAY! INJUN CUNTRAG PISS BUKKAKE SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES DUMBASS DOUCHE TWO-INCH PENIS CHOAD KISSER FUCK HORSE SHIT PORCH MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE COON GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POLAK PEARL NECKLACE TOURETTE'S IS FUN SHIT SOD CUNT INBRED CRAPFUCKER SHITFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD D'OH BIRD SHIT CUNTRAG HO CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY SHIT DAMMIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT FUCKING POOPOO I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITSKIN CUNT CRAPPER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM POMMIE FUCK CANNED QUOTE GOATSE FU SPANG KRAUT FLYING FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAGO JACKASS MICK GOBSHITE URINE-GARGLING DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE SHIT TURD INBRED BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH SHITHEAD ORGASM BATMAN & ROBIN ORGASM ASS suck my mothers JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSFACE ASSHOLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HORSE SHIT MILF PENIS FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE DYKE WANKSPLAT SUGARTITS NIGNOG YOUR MOM FUCK SHIT BORDER HOPPER DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA FAG JIZZ SHITTY SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS O CANADA CAMEL JOCKEY BALLS TITTIES DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU SHIT PIGFUCKER INCEST DOUCHE NAZI ASSCRACK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE pen0r DAMN FUCKING BALLS BONER FRIG SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI PENIS GO HOME AND DIE CHAV ARSEBADGERS GREASER JACKASS P'KANG PORCH MONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES MACACA CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF SEX COON BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKHEAD HADJI ASS DOG FUCKER BASTARD DICK ARSE FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE NIGNOG NIGNOG DAMN DICK COCKSMOKER TURD CC PLZ RANDY TRAVIS CRAP BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER CUNTRAG INBRED LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD I'LL RAPE YOU ARSEBADGERS CHIGGER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS PUSSY ARSEBADGERS DIPSHIT FAGGOT TITTIES ANAL BIGNOSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK INJUN MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP DOT HEAD CUNTRAG PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT BONER BITCH WANK BIGNOSE ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI FUCK FUCKTARD BULLCRAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! POMMIE TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DARTH VADER FUCKING A POTTYMOUTH RECTUM RAIDER YUKY DOODY MALL SANTA DOUCHE POOPOO FUCKING PUSSY VAGINA CUNT DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLUSTERFUCK COCK ORGASM WANKER CRAPPY POOPY ARSE REBECCA BLACK RAGHEAD SOD OFF JAP SHIT SHITTY CUNT PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink QUEEF JERK OFF NIGNOG I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS JACK ABRAMOFF BUTTFUCKER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CUM FUCKER BITCH FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK EAT MY SHIT! DIPSHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS OFF BOOBIES POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOBSHITE PUNANI ASS FUCK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE KIKE NIGGER NAZI FUCKSTAIN PUSSY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WANK FUCKWIT MAMA MIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING O KURWA! PISS RAT'S ASS WANK DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE WHORE FUCK OFF YID CAMEL FUCKER WANK DAMN GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER ROMANIA FUCKBAG SHITE POMMIE SHITHEAD FAGGOT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELL PISS OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GYPSY GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER BOB SAGET FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY WALRUS SHIT ORGASM FEMADOM FUCKSTAIN JAP MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BAT FUCK INSANE Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS ARTIST and with the SON OF A BITCH and his FAG of girraffes in which BIGNOSE while reading about NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PECKERHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny LET'S SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MARGARET THATCHER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BITCH joke loses its humour ASSRAPING when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JERRY ignorant, then you wouldn't have YOU WANKER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PISS OFF VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY KNOBJOCKEY REDSKIN!!!!!I <3 COCK

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