Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'SHITE'COCKSMOKER'I WILL KILL YOU!'LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT'FUCKWIT'DESU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING FUCKFUCKER look at the FUCKSTAIN talk page of this TWAT article for notes or discussion before BIRD SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FENCE JUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCUMBAG, sudden REDNECK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or WIENER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MR WINKLER IS GAY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOBSHITE AY-AY-AY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ANAL DIABETES utterFUCKance of socially DONGSHOVER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first AUTOFELLATIO television programs to address I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's syndrome.

BUTTFUCKER Tourette's is JACKASS not to be SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS confused with REDNECK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BRITNEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOG FUCKER random PENISFUCK disorientation, culturally-I'LL RAPE YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YID outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITTY language, NIPPLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRAPFUCKER PENISBIRD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST quantities SUITCASE PENIS of ANAL DIABETES COCKSMOKER garbage.

Darnit.

A ORANGE TURTLE Polite Note to the KIKE Author:

The SCROTUM Tourette's SEMPRINI Research Institute was COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK founded to TRANNY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOOK article JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUMBASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JERRY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DARTH VADER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BALLS Tourrette's sufferers DONKEY DICK swear. You can SHITBALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITS TV, for always focusing on the FENCE JUMPER bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FENCE JUMPER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER knee HELLFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RUSTY TROMBONE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TWAT school for GOBSHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage suck my mothers sufferers to become DICK manically depressed and DICK IN A BOX commit SON OF A BITCH suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the PISS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PIECE OF SHIT tics often have adverse COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go MILF numb and ALF basically made it NIGGA! worse than BONER it is without the FRED PHELPS drug.

I am an active member of a BLOWJOB tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACK OFF the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [expletive deleted] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACKASS sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your BLISTERING BARNACLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKWIT this that really PISSHOLE annoys me. I am working towards a MOZILLA FIREFOX better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCKSHITTER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FROG, and making fun of a SHAKOPEE horrible disorder is (not) DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAP time.

Best JACK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSHAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Regards to Andrew OSTRICH MY ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE HAS AIDS reply

The NIGNOG bastard who wrote this article. You can COCKSHITTER punch him if you SON OF A BITCH want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKFACE saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TITTIES intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SCUMBAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DARTH VADER and ASSCRACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WHORE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TENTACLE RAPE BAND WITH 4 BONER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITTY HORSE! SCUMBAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SCUMBAG'S HOUSE

How TAMPONS to CRAPFUCKER cure INCEST the YID Tourette's JUSTIN BIEBER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GIVING HEAD for GOD DAMMIT Tourette's MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Syndrome JUSTIN BIEBER is FUCKING following EPIDIDYMIS these FUCK rules TITWANK in BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING immature COCKSMOKER little COON kids,
• 2: Count to EXTRA LONG PENIS within FUCKHEAD 10 SON OF A BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER nor FUCKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell NEGRO yourself you PORCH MONKEY don't NAZI have BEAVER this I WILL KILL YOU! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NEGRO WITH NASTY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HITLER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SCUMBAG last straw SHITPISSER!

I fucking put PAKI' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF FUCK THIS WOP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try PISS to battle FUCK'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON that tight-ass KNOBJOCKEY 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TESTICLE CHOKE it now, but someone said MOTHERFUCKER' ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POMMIE is a laughing PISS OFF MY ASS matter. Plus there SUGARTITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INBRED stuff. So TIBET that means DONKEY PUNCHER stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and CUNT talking about the PUNANI letter that it's HELL mocking (what TWAT letter? I don't even know what PEEPEE the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOLDY TITS hi self SHITHEAD even made a really CUNT good point. "It's PEDOPHILIA nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a TWAT knee tick". ASSHAT. Which I'll add INJUN onto BUTT PIRATE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WOP suffer that RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BELLEND be, because if I were a I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you BLUE PENIS! Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INBRED be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.

CUNT CRAPPER ASSHAT DAMN D'OH WANKER TITWANK POTTYMOUTH EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA

INBRED PUNANI QUEEF MALARKY TITTYWANK MOLDY TITS YOU WANKER COLGATE GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITCUNTING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BATHING SUIT AREA DOG SHIT BITCH PISS OFF FUCKER ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN GRIS SHITSLINGING DAMN PISS ARTIST ASS HONKY VAGINA HAIL SATAN! SEX BITCH AY-AY-AY CAMEL FUCKER DICK IN A BOX BASTARD YOU WANKER CUNT JACKASS SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YOU SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHETITS CONAN O'BRIAN JACKASS SCROTUM COCKSUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL BUGFUCK BASTARD PENIS ON A BUN WALRUS SHIT DOUCHEBAG CUM FUCKFACE CARPET MUNCHER GOD BLESS AMERICA JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN CRACKER ASSHAT FUCKFACE CHIGGER FRAK RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER TOWELHEAD FENCE JUMPER FEMADOM FUCKING JACKASS CHAV SHITE SHITSLINGING HELL DICK CHICKEN CRAP ON A STICK CUNT COCKSUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS KAFFIR FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS STRAWBERRY ASS JENKEM NECROPHILIA TURD BOOBS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PEEPEE RAT'S COCK ASS FUCKTARD CUNT NECROPHILIA DIRTY SANCHEZ TAMPON IN MY ASS TITS GRINGO ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE FUCKWIT FEWMETS LET'S SHIT DARTH VADER FUCK ASS BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT DICK BASKETBALL HOOP SAND NIGGER JOHN ELWAY TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT TIMBER NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHUFF GENITALIA BITCH [expletive deleted] FUCK TACO SCUMBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK BONER PIG BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING WANK ARSEBADGERS CAMEL FUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RANDY TRAVIS RAPE REBECCA BLACK SUCK A BIG DICK CHENEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE GRIS CRAPPY FRIG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSBANDIT FRIG BITCH DICK CHICKEN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS ASSFACE SOD OFF HORSE PENIS TITWANK EAT MY SHIT! PUNANI GOD DAMN HELLFUCKER HONKY SHITFACE FUCKING BOOBS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIRD SHIT DONKEY DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITMOUSE YOU BITCH JENKEM WANK CUNTSWILLING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ABO SHIT FUCK YOU WALRUS SHIT SHAKOPEE DICK MOTHERFUCKER DAMN GRINGO CUNT HORSE SHIT CLEMEN MOCCASINS COCKSUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER FENCE JUMPER ANUSCAKE HELL SHITE DAMMIT PISS ARTIST TAFFY [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER FOUR-EYES AMERICA ONLINE GIVING HEAD CHOAD GOD DAMN suck my mothers CHINK DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS DICKFACE INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK CHICKEN KNOBJOCKEY HEIL HITLER! HO FAGGOT SPIC FUCKSTAIN FUCK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND SHITCUNTING FRENCH TICKLER FUCK ORGASM MOZILLA FIREFOX BOB SAGET CAPTAIN CRUNCH KRAUT PIECE OF SHIT POOPOO JOHNNY FAGGOT MASTURBATION FRAK FUCKSTAIN TOSSER DOG SHIT TWISTY VAGINA BOOBS GO HOME AND DIE GOD BLESS AMERICA ASS SHITSKIN DIPSHIT INBRED INCEST Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITTIES COCK GRIS ASSFACE FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER INCEST JIZZ RAPE ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET P'KANG PISS POMMIE BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY FAG GYPSY GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER ORGASM ASS FUCKING O CANADA FUCK DIPSHIT POOPY FUCKING DARTH VADER CRAPFUCKER FUCK YOU WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN HORSE PENIS GENITALIA DICK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TWO-INCH PENIS CENSORSHIP HENTAI RAPE DICKFACE CUNT COCKSHITTER CHOAD CUNNILINGUS ASSRAPING RUSKIE VAGINA SCUMBUCKET FUCK HELL GANGBANG JAP MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRENCH TICKLER HORSE PENIS PISS SHIT BLOWJOB REDNECK FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT WANK CHOAD KISSER WANKER DUMBASS SHITPISSER ABO SCUMBAG NIGGER WOP 666 SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DAMN FUCK OFF MALL SANTA BLOWJOB PANCHEN LAMA SHITFUCKER YOU FROG'S FAT ASS SAND NIGGER SHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK SOD OFF KAFFIR ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY WANK GENITALIA TAMPONS IT'S OVER 9000! SHITE YOU WANKER MACACA SOD OFF BULLSHIT FUCKFACE FUCK YOU DAMN BALLS BONG ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER BONG FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES BASTARD SEMEN BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SHITFUCKER POMMIE BONG TWAT FUCKER TITS CUNT FUCK YOU BOOBIES ANAL PRINCE PHILIP DAMN DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MASTURBATION QUEEF KIKE FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK BALLS TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY WETBACK CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER TITS POLESMOKER NAZI O CANADA CARPET MUNCHER BONER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE BITCH DOUCHE NAZI FAG FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD JACKASS FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER DAMN BASTARD ASSHAT FUCK INBRED CUNT YID PUSSY DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE DOUCHE WIGGER GO HOME AND DIE HELL BUGFUCK HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK DICK CUNTYMINTS HORSE SHIT BUNG-HOLE WIGGER LIMEY SHITPISSER HO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POOPY CLIT ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS SHIT MILF FUCKING CUNNILINGUS FUCK NIGNOG GENITALIA FUCKING A GOD DAMMIT RAPE TACO JIZZ SPUNK FUCK OFF ASSHOLE GYPSY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TENTACLE RAPE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTYMINTS CHOAD KISSER SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY NIGNOG CLEMEN DOG FUCKER CUNT PISS ARTIST suck my mothers PORCH MONKEY FRAK DOUCHEBAG SHITTY ASSHOLE CLUSTER FUCK BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WIENER RUSKIE BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER POISON IN TOOTHPASTE DAMN DOUCHE FUCKTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITE DOG FUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING BEAVER POWERSHIT QUEEF DAMN DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! DOUCHE GRUE RAPE SHITFUCKER DOUCHE REBECCA BLACK BITCH DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITE MOLDY TITS ASSHAT BASTARD VAGINA WANKER HELL GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF TRANNY I WILL KILL YOU! JACK OFF PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS COCK SCUMBAG DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS TITS PENISBIRD FRITZ PUSSY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK FUCK BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS CUNTYMINTS ASSCRACK FUCKING DOG SHIT GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST SEX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLSHIT SHIT RAPE JACKASS FUCKER KIKE RUSTY TROMBONE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT HELLFIRE RAT'S ASS DICK GOD DAMN MILF DAMN IT DONGSHOVER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NIGGER TITS HORSE SHIT NIGGER SHITFUCKER JACKASS DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A CHOAD ASSHOLE BLOWJOB DAMN RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN LUV FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK YOU 1984 FUDGEPACKER TITWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COCKSTUFFER RIGHTS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS RUSTY TROMBONE DOG SHIT JACKASS RANDY TRAVIS BULLCRAP PUSSYLICKER ARSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI FASHION BUG URINE-GARGLING FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE FRED PHELPS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPPY DICK CHICKEN WANK ASSFACE YID OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK POLESMOKER KRAUT CAPTAIN CRUNCH MONKEY SHIT FUCKER SHITFACE CONAN O'BRIAN suck my mothers NEGRO BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF SPUNK BITCH CHIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT DUNE COON ARSE GENITALIA BENSON SUCKS CHRISTHUMPER HELLFUCKER COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCKFACE POWERSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM JESSE McCARTNEY DAGO ASSHAT GOOK ASSRAMMER PISS UP MY ARSE SHUT UP, MEG! SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY ASSHAT SHITFACE BITCH CHOAD DARTH VADER GRINGO PISS ARTIST NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS HONKY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUGFUCK PUSSY O CANADA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSWIPE PRICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAMEL FUCKER DICKLICK BRITNEY FUCKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK POLESMOKER CANNED QUOTE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! TITTIES BATHING SUIT AREA SHITBALLS ASSHOLE LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ARFENHOUSE DAMN INBRED SUCK A BIG DICK INBRED LICK PUSSY IN SACREMENT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BORDER HOPPER GANGBANG HOSER MALARKY BULLSHIT O KURWA! CHENEY RAPE O KURWA! GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER FUCKING JUMP! AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD JIGGABOO GIVING HEAD BEAVER BUTTFUCKER BEAVER CHENEY I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TAMPONS POMMIE PISS FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS GENITALIA PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT TWAT NIGGER CLIT CLIT TWAT BALL SACK BLOWJOB DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE FUCK YOU BITCH DARTH VADER LONGCAT IS LONG DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKLICK SPIC SPANK THE MONKEY JIGGABOO GRIS DILDO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKBAG YOU WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOUCHETITS FUCKING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD CLEMEN DOUCHING SHIT SHITE DAMNATION FUCKHEAD WEHATEMARIO ASSHOLE DICK PISS HELL COCKSTUFFER FUCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKWIT CHAV CLEMEN WANKSPLAT DICKHEAD ORGASM CHOAD KISSER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKTARD NAZI DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISSHOLE PIGFUCKER DOG SHIT RAPE NIPPLES DAGO ORGASM DICK TITS DILDO GIVING HEAD CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NEGRO ASSHAT YOU WANKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELCHING SHAKOPEE JACKASS FUCKING suck my mothers JIZZ DONKEY DICK DUNE COON MALL SANTA BIRD SHIT POMMIE BALL SACK QUEEF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AAAAAAAAA! CUNT TAFFY CUNT SHITSLINGING MALARKY SPUNK WIENER POO POO BLOWJOB DUMBASS ASSWIPE GENITALIA POTTYMOUTH MILF FUCK JACKASS SHIT DOUCHEBAG TITTIES PRICK ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD KIKE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POLACK and with the SLOPE and his ASSHAT of girraffes in which All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy while reading about TWAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HI, BILLY MAYS HERE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TAFFY

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BUTT PIRATE subject. If you do not find it funny RAT'S COCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED MONKEY'S UNCLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FLYING RAT'S ASS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK joke loses its humour LET'S SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so WOP ignorant, then you wouldn't have DUMBASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! NECROPHILIA THONG TASTER SHITFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHAV!!!!!I <3 COCK