Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TOURETTE'S SYNDROME'BATHING SUIT AREA'TWAT'FAGGOT'FELCHING'FUCK YOU'SUCK MY COCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PEARL NECKLACE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK NUGGET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOAT DICK, sudden JERK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POMMIE or VENEREAL DISEASE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated [expletive deleted] way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BATHING SUIT AREA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TRANNY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKWIT CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIMBER NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially ASSWIPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SEMPRINI television programs to address BOOBS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKTARD Tourette's is REDSKIN not to be I'LL RAPE YOU confused with POLESMOKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSWIPE random BITCH disorientation, culturally-PENISFUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local LIMEY language, MASTURBATION and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MILF JOHN SMILEY FACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS OFF souvenir shoppes and massive I CAN AFFORD FOOD quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER garbage.

Darnit.

A VAGINA Polite Note to the BELLEND Author:

The JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's KIKE Research Institute was PISS ARTIST founded to SEX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! article TAFFY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JENKEM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HATE HATE HAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can MASTURBATION blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING BASEBALL TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING bad side of a terrible DEVELOPERS! thing.
• The main DELICIOUS CAKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARGARET THATCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'VANITY PAGES ROCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHENEY knee AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOG SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KIKE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HORSE PENIS school for BELLEND something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUNG-HOLE sufferers to become DAMMIT manically depressed and POOPOO commit 30 CASES OF PICKLES suicide.
• There is no DICKHEAD cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the YOU WANKER tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POWERSHIT perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go NIPPLES numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUM it is without the SPIC drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKER tourette syndrome SHITBALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the SEMEN public view of Tourettes as a "PISS OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DONKEY DICK sorry for NIPPLES "hi-jacking" your SOD OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITTIES this that really MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS annoys me. I am working towards a TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JAP, and making fun of a DONKEY PUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) 666 funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD BLESS AMERICA time.

Best FUCKTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CULT OF THE DEAD COW not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. JOHN SMILEY FACE Regards to Andrew POMMIE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The WOP bastard who wrote this article. You can MICK punch him if you MOCCASINS want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITTYWANK saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ARSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOAT DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and YOU WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DUMBASS HORSE! GOAT DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOAT DICK'S HOUSE

How EXTRA LONG PENIS to FOUR-EYES cure ASSWIPE the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FELLATIO for PASTURE Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome CARPET MUNCHER is TUBA following CTHULHU FHTAGN these POWERSHIT rules SHITSKIN in POMMIE order:

• 1: Avoid VAGINA immature BLUE PENIS! little O CANADA kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHAT within BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA 10 CROTCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NAZI nor PISS OFF talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKER yourself you ASS FASCIST don't GOOK have QUEEF this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHAKOPEE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOAT DICK last straw SHITTY!

I fucking put CHUFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BULLSHIT the TOP OF BAD MOTHERFUCKER THIS FEWMETS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT offensive. ALF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! people who try SOD to battle TWAT'HELL that tight-ass PISSHOLE 17-year-CHAV—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said DICKFACE' DAGO PRICK'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PRICK is a laughing RANDY TRAVIS matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SAND NIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles TWO-INCH PENIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! stuff. So SOD that means FRED PHELPS stop getting mad at the PISSHOLE first part too and pen0r talking about the WIENER letter that it's DIPSHIT mocking (what MOZILLA FIREFOX letter? I don't even know what INJUN the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self CLEVELAND STEAMER even made a really CRAPFUCKER good point. "It's BIG FOOT nothing more GO HOME AND DIE from a head nod to a ASSCRACK knee tick". O CANADA. Which I'll add BAD MOTHERFUCKER onto SIGMUND FREUD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITHEAD suffer that SHITTY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE be, because if I were a SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWAT hilarious. If you STEVE BALLMER Want facts, go on NAZI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MASTURBATION be offended, don't read WHORE the freaking LET'S SHIT article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS DONKEY DICK BONER NIGGER TITS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GYPSY TURD ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH

PENISPENISPENIS!!! BALLS WANKSPLAT MOZILLA FIREFOX PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM LIMEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ORGASM ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS P'KANG ASS DUMBASS ASSRAMMER BUTT-HOLE PUSSY BALL SACK SHITFACE FUCKBAG RICK MORANIS SHITFUCKER FRITZ BIRD SHIT PORCH MONKEY ASSHAT PISSHOLE COCK WANKSPLAT FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBUCKET KAFFIR HELL SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FELCHING SHITSKIN PISSHOLE 666 ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! 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BIRD SHIT GIVING HEAD CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFUCKER RAT'S COCK BASTARD FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING CHING CHONG CHINK DAMNATION NIGGER TITS CROTCH VAGINA FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET KRAUT POLACK FUCK PISS OFF [EXPLETIVE] SOD TWO-INCH PENIS TENTACLE RAPE CHING CHONG CHINK TARTAR SAUCE SCROTUM CHIGGER FELCHING BELGIUM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK OFF NAZI ABO DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD ASSBANDIT CLEMEN DAMN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ANUSCAKE BOOBIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DOUCHING CRAPMUNCHER WHITE POWER NICARAGUA WANK BASEBALL CLUSTERFUCK DOT HEAD WANKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! RAT'S ASS DYKE BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER JIZZ DAMN IT FELCHING NAZI CUNTRAG DONKEY DICK KIKE ASSRAPING TITS I AM CORNHOLIO! NIGGER HORSE PENIS FENCE JUMPER BITCH CONDOMS TACO CHOAD HELL FUCKFACE SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT YID CLEMEN WANK MICK BELLEND RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU COLGATE MOCCASINS JACKASS GENITALIA FRIG SOD KIKE BITCH FRIG MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE BONER DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS SHITFACE SHITSLINGING HOMO CRAPMUNCHER MACACA WANKSPLAT CUNTSWILLING BUTT-HEAD ASS TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER BITCH HORSE PENIS DOG SHIT PENISBIRD DAMN CHOAD COLGATE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOOK RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS DAMN CHICKEN SHIT SPIC SHITHEAD PISS OFF PUSSY TWAT SCUMBUCKET ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS NIPPLES BLUMPKIN HITLER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN SHIT DONKEY DICK DOUCHE NAZI PEEPEE PEEPEE ASSWIPE ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUGGER DAMN BONG CROTCH CHIGGER TOWELHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT P'KANG GIVING HEAD NIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BITCH CLUSTERFUCK WINDOWS VISTA WANKER RAPE GRINGO POLESMOKER I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKHEAD HOSER FUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER POLAK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU CUNT ANUSCAKE FUCKER PIXIES CRACKER NIGGER TITS JESSE McCARTNEY ASS PISS ARTIST TESTICLE CHOKE HELL BULLSHIT SHIT CHRISTHUMPER SHITE TITMOUSE TOTAL FUCKWIT FUCK OFF FOUR-EYES SHIT ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTYMINTS NAZI CHICKEN SHIT FUCKBAG FUCKFACE PISSHOLE WIENER COCK LET'S SHIT MACACA COON TOWELHEAD BASTARD BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA WANKSPLAT ARSE PRICK ASSHOLE YOU WANKER SHIT DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ARSE TITS & DICKS BOON ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER BLOWJOB CHRISTHUMPER ASS FASCIST ASS DICK DONALD RUMSFELD FELLATIO DIPSHIT BONG SHITFACE PIG FUCKFUCKFUCK VAGINA SCROTUM LIMEY CHRIS CHAN RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF SHITSLINGING CONDOMS BATMAN & ROBIN SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS GOD DAMMIT YID ASS JENKEM MOZILLA FIREFOX FRED PHELPS SHITTY CAMEL FUCKER GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE AUTOFELLATIO WANK SAND NIGGER DAMN IT SHITTY BEAVER DOUCHEBAG PEEPEE PUSSY PRICK DILDO SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE SPANK THE MONKEY GOD BLESS AMERICA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS BALL SACK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOMO WANK FENCE JUMPER CUNTYMINTS YOUR MOM PISSHOLE SAND NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS SHIT PORCH MONKEY BUGFUCK SACRAMENTO HELL COCK FU SPANG PISS POTTYMOUTH FUCKHEAD SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BELGIUM FUCK SHITFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO HOMO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FROG FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITTIES MACACA BAT FUCK INSANE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLIT SNUFF PORN CUNNILINGUS SAMUEL L. JACKSON WINDOWS VISTA SUCK A BIG DICK SHITHEAD INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BALLS MOCCASINS SHIT FUCKER JACK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE BEAVER FUCKER ASS FEMADOM TITWANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK FRIENDS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM FAGGOT BELLEND Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKHEAD FREE ELECTIONS SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! HEIL HITLER! DILDO KRAUT DAMN IT SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD SEX COCK JAP FUCKER BLOWJOB ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE COCK BEANER CHOAD SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER JACKASS ASS FIST FUCK BUTTFUCKER STEVE BALLMER NIPPLES LGBT RIGHTS SHITE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NIGGER PENISFUCK HEIL HITLER! DOUCHING SCROTUM FUCKWIT DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER CRACKER HELLFUCKER SHITE KIKE SLOPE TURD ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS SHITE CUNNILINGUS PEARL NECKLACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI FUCK POOPOO MICK SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER ASS RICK MORANIS FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SEX SHITFUCKER FELCHING BORDER HOPPER BASEBALL GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKFACE GANGBANG CLIT PENIS DAMN BUNG-HOLE ASS FUCKFACE PUSSY SHITE I WILL END YOU! FUCK OFF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSRAMMER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK FUCK LAKE TITICACA SHITHEAD GOD DAMN INBRED O KURWA! CUNT JENKEM SUCK MY COCK ORGASM NIPPLES SEX FIRECROTCH CLEMEN GOD BLESS AMERICA PRICK BASTARD MILF BITCH SOD OFF JOY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSBANDIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH DAMN DAMN IT 666 YOU WANKER PUSSY FUCKHEAD ASS ASSFACE MACACA DONKEY DICK WANK SIGMUND FREUD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE FELLATIO TAFFY DOODIE HEAD BEAVER SHITTY FUCK BENSON SUCKS I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT WANK CHUFF KIKE ASSCRACK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITFUCKER PUSSY STEVE BALLMER WETBACK HELL FRED PHELPS CHENEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WHORE GYPSY ASS SOD BUKKAKE GARBAGE DAY! DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD DUMBASS COON TAFFY MARGARET THATCHER FUCKHEAD FELLATIO COCKSMOKER BITCH BUTT PIRATE POOPOO NIPPLES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TAMPON IN MY ASS GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK SHITCUNTING BASTARD PISSHOLE MALARKY WIENER GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN CLIT FUCK RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD FUCK MOCCASINS HOSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCH MONKEY PECKERHEAD ASS LICKER PISS NIGGER JACKASS CUNT FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DONGSHOVER MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO ASSBANDIT SHITTY FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE LIMEY SHITE KNOBJOCKEY WANK CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES FUCK OFF HO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RICK MORANIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUTT PIRATE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS OFF MY ASS SLOPE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH MILF FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! VENEREAL DISEASE ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHING SHIT NI MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER FRIG TIT SPRINKLES ASS BUTTFUCKER WIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING ASS SHITFACE SHIT CHENEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YOU WANKER BITCH NEOPETS ASSHAT TUBA NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA SHITE FUCK CHRIS CHAN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SPUNK SHITSKIN DICKFACE SUCK MY COCK HONKY CAMEL JOCKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE BUGGER CUNT TOWELHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK NUGGET TITS & DICKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BASTARD RICK MORANIS BEANER SHITFACE QUEEF SON OF A BITCH CHOAD KISSER BONER GOBSHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BEAVER SPUNK DICK WHORE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK SLOPE MILF NIGNOG COON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INBRED PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER FENCE JUMPER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SNUFF PORN and with the THONG TASTER and his NI of girraffes in which COON while reading about WIKIPEDIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HADJI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS