Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKWIT'BUTT PIRATE'DUMBASS'THONG TASTER'BALL SACK'SMEG'CROTCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE neurochemical FUCK disorder MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DYKE, sudden GANGBANG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS SHIT or FUCKFUCKFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TOWELHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LIMEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat D'OH CHRISTHUMPER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially MONKEY SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SIGMUND FREUD television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is HOMO not to be BUTT PIRATE confused with DICKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random ASS FASCIST disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK A DUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive FAG quantities BLISTERING BARNACLES of ANAL DIABETES HENTAI garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The DOUCHEBAG Tourette's ALF Research Institute was BONG founded to FUCKSTAIN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHIGGER article IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JUSTIN BIEBER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TAMPON IN MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of POTTYMOUTH Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can JIZZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the JUSTIN BIEBER bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
• The main JUNGLE BUNNY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DONKEY DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee RAT'S COCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHINK school for BALL SACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ORGASM sufferers to become LET'S SHIT manically depressed and BITCH commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the LET'S SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOZILLA FIREFOX tics often have adverse RAPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIKIPEDIA perodol" which caused my entire FUCK OFF body to go SHITHEAD numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than ABO it is without the WIENER drug.

I am an active member of a HORSE PENIS tourette syndrome SAGGY TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONALD RUMSFELD the DICKLICK public view of Tourettes as a "JERK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHOLERA IS FUN! sorry for BEANER "hi-jacking" your ASSWIPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAG this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a KU KLUX KLAN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MY ANUS IS BLEEDING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOON, and making fun of a CHOAD horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNNILINGUS time.

Best COCKSUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. FAGGOT Regards to Andrew TIMBER NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The GENITALIA bastard who wrote this article. You can BONER punch him if you BOOBS want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEDOPHILIA saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DYKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TUBA and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GARBAGE DAY! BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOMO HORSE! DYKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DYKE'S HOUSE

How FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD to FUCK cure SHITHEAD the SCUMBUCKET Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSHOLE for ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourette's MOCKIE Syndrome FUCKWIT is BASTARD following NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! these CAPTAIN CRUNCH rules FLYING FUCK in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature YOU WANKER little CUM kids,
• 2: Count to DOODIE HEAD within WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 10 WEHATEMARIOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT FUCK nor REBECCA BLACK talk,
• 4: Tell FRAK yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't JAP have PISS OFF this [EXPLETIVE] disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER TITS WITH NASTY WANKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKWIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DYKE last straw FUCKER!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE POLACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! the TOP OF CUM THIS PENIS ON A STICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOT HEAD offensive. SCUMBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try MAMA MIA to battle JAP'ANUSCAKE that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-ARSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TWAT it now, but someone said FROG'S FAT ASS' SHUT UP, MEG! CHINK'FIRECROTCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCROTUM is a laughing CECIL JOHN RHODES matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FAGGOT Uncyclopedia, there are SHITBALLS articles ARSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKSTAIN stuff. So MALARKY that means TITTIES stop getting mad at the FUCKER first part too and BITCH talking about the BUTT PIRATE letter that it's BUGFUCK mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what SHITFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTT-FOR-BRAINS hi self SHIT even made a really DAMMIT good point. "It's FENCE JUMPER nothing more CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST from a head nod to a BEANER knee tick". SACRED. Which I'll add PISS onto POLACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA suffer that PENISBIRD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SCUMBAG be, because if I were a FUCKING A Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKFUCKFUCK hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JESSE McCARTNEY be offended, don't read PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the freaking JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST article anyway.

PIECE OF SHIT ASS HOMO FELCHMONKEY LIMEY FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

MOCKIE SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER SHUT UP, MEG! BIGNOSE NIGGER FUCKER GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S ASS CONDOMS FOUR-EYES DUMBASS DAMN SIGMUND FREUD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INJUN BUGFUCK WANKER BULLSHIT FUCKTARD REDSKIN DICKFACE SPUNK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JERK OFF PENIS ON A BUN BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING BASEBALL WIKIPEDIA BOLLOCKS SPANK THE MONKEY ELECTION TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK BUGGER SHITFACE SHITCUNTING INBRED CHINK HELL CLUSTER FUCK CUNTRAG PUSSY FELLATIO FUCKER DOUCHEBAG GOATSE GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY GIVING HEAD KAFFIR JERRY FLYING FUCK DONALD RUMSFELD WANKER WIENER BUGFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER COCK FROG HORSE SHIT MAMA MIA SOD OFF NIGGER DAMN IT TESTICLE CHOKE SHITCOCK FRITZ WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SAND NIGGER TWAT ASS CHOLERA IS FUN! 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SPIC JACKASS BRITNEY CRAPPY LAKE TITICACA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT SEX SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT NIGGER GENITALIA HELLFIRE BELGIUM VENEREAL DISEASE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS SHITBALLS ARSE SHITFACE GOVERNMENT FILTERS FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS BUGGER BALLS DOT HEAD HOMO BLUMPKIN HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH JACKASS FUCKING A TITS & DICKS MALL SANTA FUCKING BASEBALL DIPSHIT ANAL SHITHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU KNOBJOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK TITS FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD BUGGER FUCK OFF SHITTY RAT'S COCK BONER PEARL NECKLACE FRENCH TICKLER SIGMUND FREUD BUGFUCK GREASER RUSKIE BATHING SUIT AREA DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT SHIT AY-AY-AY EMO BANGKOK PENIS ON A STICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SAND NIGGER DAMMIT TOSSER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! CUNTRAG AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN SEX WEHATEMARIO PEEPEE COCKSHITTER SUGARTITS DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS BLOWJOB BOOBS GOD DAMMIT SHIT CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST HONKY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POISON IN TOOTHPASTE BUGGER OFF MILF KIKE DAMN CUNT CUNT CROTCH HELL BASTARD BLESSED DAMN SAINT PORCH MONKEY PUSSYLICKER PEDOPHILIA SHIT EMO NAZI GRINGO FLYING RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE JIZZ SHITFACE FUCK BLOWJOB JERRY SPIC PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PUNANI PEDOPHILIA HO BITCH KU KLUX KLAN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY MASTURBATION BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH WANKER TITS & DICKS TAMPONS VENEREAL DISEASE VAGINA GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES CHAV NIGNOG [Insert stupid word you just made up here] WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITSLINGING CONAN O'BRIAN ASSWIPE JIZZ VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS FUCKING A CUNNILINGUS QUEEF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JAP BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE DAMN IT CHINK GIVING HEAD WIKIPEDIA HOMO I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD SHIT SON OF A BITCH GOOK HAIL SATAN! WALRUS SHIT SHITCOCK SON OF A BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MASTURBATION BULLSHIT WILLY WONKA WANK PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB YOU WANKER ASSCRACK BONER HORSE PENIS MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHEBAG GOOK VENEREAL DISEASE SPUNK FUCK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ABORTIONS FOR ALL CROTCH SCROTUM BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLIDE ANAL NIPPLES DAMMIT CHUFF DUNE COON [EXPLETIVE] WIENER GOOK SHITCOCK JESSE McCARTNEY ANUSCAKE BOLLOCKS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES TAFFY DILDO CHIGGER ASSFACE BEANER SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER BOLLOCKS SHITFUCKER BITCH INJUN TAFFY GOD DAMN RAGHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA ARSE HELL TITTIES MAMA MIA FUCK OFF BOOBS SEX GRAPE PENIS PORCH MONKEY WANK DAMMIT ASS BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES ARSE ARSEBADGERS PUSSY INBRED HELL SOD OFF BOOBIES I'LL RAPE YOU I WILL KILL YOU! I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU SAGGY TITS SHIT DICK IN A BOX ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY PENIS CLUSTER FUCK SOD OFF CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK BIGNOSE FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF DONKEY DICK CONDOMS FLYING FUCK CUNT ASSCRACK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CONDOMS DOUCHE NAZI HELL FEWMETS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST HORSE SHIT ASSBANDIT SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHING TRANNY JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA COCK FUCK A DUCK CUNTSWILLING SPUNK SHITFACE FUCKWIT INBRED MOCCASINS BITCH TACO FLYING FUCK KNOBJOCKEY WANKSPLAT I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS BOOBS NIGGER RUSKIE FUCK YOU CONAN O'BRIAN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU WANK ASSFACE ASSCRACK ASSCRACK ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSRAPING SEMPRINI LIMEY ICE CREAM DICKHEAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHICKEN FRIES TWAT CUNT FUCKTARD PISS OFF MY ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKFACE BUKKAKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS pen0r PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT STEVE BALLMER I RAPE WALRUSES! BITCH ARSE BUGGER TAMPONS TUBA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FRAK SHITE NIGGER SCROTUM GRIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GRINGO ART METAL PRODUCTS FENCE JUMPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD RUSKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN WANK WANK MOLDY TITS MINORITIES IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! I WILL KILL YOU! BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BLUMPKIN FRIG ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER DICKFACE PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER DAMNATION WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT AMERICA'S GREAT! PENIS BASTARD LENS CRAFTERS THONG TASTER ASSCRACK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK CLIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT PAKI CUNT POMMIE SHITFACE RAT'S COCK HOT GRITS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE INBRED NIGGER TITS TURD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE OSTRICH MY ASS [expletive deleted] DONKEY DICK CRAP ON A STICK DICKHEAD COCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIPPLES DOODIE HEAD BLUE PENIS! DOUCHE NAZI ASSCRACK TITTYWANK DOUCHE NAZI WOP CLEMEN NECROPHILIA DAMN RAT'S ASS INJUN SHITFUCKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CHIGGER SEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT JACKASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES D'OH RAT'S COCK SEMEN BEANER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE NIGNOG WOP AUTOFELLATIO PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLEMEN MALARKY RAT'S ASS AMERICA ONLINE DAMN BUGGER CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE FRIG SPIC ALF RAT'S COCK CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY ASSWIPE ASSFACE CONDOMS CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE [EXPLETIVE] FAGGOT TAFFY WANK POO POO BLOWJOB SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN HELL FUCKHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GO HOME AND DIE MALARKY MASTURBATION DAMN TITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT ARSE FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMMIT AY-AY-AY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAT FUCK INSANE BUGGER CUNTBUCKET DAMNATION GRIS PUSSY DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE DOG FUCKER HELL GOD DAMN BASTARD WEHATEMARIO ASSHAT DICK CHICKEN CLEMEN DILDO FUCK YOU DAMNATION RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS YOU WANKER BEAVER JACKASS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK IN A BOX FUCKING CUNT CLUSTER FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX HADJI GENITALIA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS MONKEY'S UNCLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRICK WIGGER PUSSYLICKER CUNTSWILLING BEAVER CUNTING ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 FUCK YOU BULLCRAP CLUSTER FUCK INJUN DAMN CAMEL FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER DOT HEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS CUNTSWILLING HITLER POLAK GOBSHITE BITCH LICK PUSSY DAMN WANK TWAT NICARAGUA ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE SIGMUND FREUD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUNANI AMERICA ONLINE SPICY CUNT FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I WILL KILL YOU! FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK FUCKWIT POLESMOKER ABO FASHION BUG SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY CUNNILINGUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITHEAD BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG JACK OFF CONAN O'BRIAN YOU SUCK BALLS JESSE McCARTNEY WARNER MUSIC GROUP WIKIPEDIA CUNT WANK VENEREAL DISEASE WANKSPLAT BANGKOK SHIT LIMEY ABO FLYING FUCK D'OH BLOWJOB CRACKER JERRY POLACK ASSHAT SHIT GOOK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD DUMBASS TITMOUSE DIPSHIT DOUCHE FUCKHEAD FRITZ DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH PISS TWAT CUNNILINGUS BOOBIES FLYING FUCK BUTT PIRATE NAZI CUNT BUTTFUCKER NIGGER INBRED HELL FUCKTARD FUCKER MAMA MIA GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKTARD YOU WANKER FRITZ CUNT CUNT JAP CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS INJUN BITCH INCEST DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS MONKEY'S UNCLE DIRTY SANCHEZ FELCHING EXTRA LONG PENIS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAGO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! EPIDIDYMIS TWO-INCH PENIS PECKERHEAD DAMN JAP ASSHOLE ALEX TREBEK WHORE O KURWA! HORSE SHIT FUCK PUSSY HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD BOON WANKER LENS CRAFTERS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE DICKFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSWIPE SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS TACO COCKSTUFFER FUCKING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PAKI CUNT BALLS GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE WIGGER ASSWIPE DUMBASS CUNT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NORTH KOREA VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT FIST FUCK DAMN POOPY FUCK GRIS WANK ASSHAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTYWANK FRED PHELPS FRITZ TESTICLE CHOKE FELLATIO WOP FUCK POLAK SON OF A BITCH POLESMOKER FRED PHELPS EPIDIDYMIS JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT DOUCHING RAPE NI KIKE CHICKEN SHIT PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEMEN FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU WANK ASSCRACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about TESTICLE CHOKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! also

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK YOU subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED BLOWJOB ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MOCKIE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCK A DUCK joke loses its humour INCEST when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ignorant, then you wouldn't have DICK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FRENCH TICKLER YID BITCH SHITFACE INJUN!!!!!I <3 COCK