Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AY-AY-AY, sudden DOUCHE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or VENEREAL DISEASE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHICKEN FRIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNNILINGUS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIPPLES BIGNOSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKER utterFUCKance of socially COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS objectionable words).
SHITSKIN Tourette's is PUSSY not to be POOPOO confused with FUCKWIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRENCH TICKLER random JACK ABRAMOFF disorientation, culturally-NECROPHILIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PORCH MONKEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, COCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELCHING MONKEY SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive CUNNILINGUS quantities SAND NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES MALL SANTA garbage.
Darnit.
A LET'S SHIT Polite Note to the [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKBAG article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SMEG.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHRISTHUMPER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER swear. You can DICK IN A BOX blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the JOHN SMILEY FACE bad side of a terrible DUMBASS thing.
- The main PIGFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SLOPE knee PEEPEE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is FUCKTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INBRED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VAGINA school for SAMUEL L. JACKSON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONKEY BALLS sufferers to become SACRAMENTO manically depressed and I'LL RAPE YOU commit CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suicide.
- There is no SHITPISSER cure, and the BONER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DYKE tics often have adverse CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire MASTURBATION body to go SCRATCH! GROUNDER! numb and FELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING RAT'S ASS it is without the DICK drug.
I am an active member of a SCRATCH! GROUNDER! tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NEGRO the JAP public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HITLER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FLYING FUCK sorry for NIPPLES "hi-jacking" your EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHAKOPEE this that really SOD OFF annoys me. I am working towards a INCEST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAGO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) WALRUS SHIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCKSUCKER time.
Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.
Li Chiang “PROXY SITES” Wen
P.S. BUGGER Regards to Andrew GOATSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?
Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS FASCIST saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my YID intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine AY-AY-AY Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and DIPSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TWISTY VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) [expletive deleted] BAND WITH 4 JACKASS SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE! AY-AY-AY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO AY-AY-AY'S HOUSE
How PENIS to WEHATEMARIO cure POOPY the SCUMBUCKET Tourette's VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment WIENER for CROTCH Tourette's TWAT Syndrome JAP is JIZZ following SHITTY these TITMOUSE rules BOLLOCKS in DILDO order:
- 1: Avoid ASSRAPING immature PISSHOLE little DAMNATION kids,
- 2: Count to TITS within HEIL HITLER! 10 JESUS TAPDANCING CHRISTseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF nor TITTIES talk,
- 4: Tell FIRECROTCH yourself you JACKASS SHIT don't HELL have SHIT this DAMN disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O CANADA WITH NASTY HITLER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGNOG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the AY-AY-AY last straw ASSHAT!
I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE URINE-GARGLING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WOP the TOP OF FUCKSTAIN THIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FOUR-EYES offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAPE people who try FUCKER to battle NIGGER'COON that tight-ass ASSFACE 17-year-BONER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKWIT it now, but someone said FUCK' FRIG DUMBASS'DIRTY SANCHEZ on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there DAGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles SHITSLINGING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ABO stuff. So RAGHEAD that means NIGNOG stop getting mad at the ASSFACE first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the CUNNILINGUS letter that it's SON OF A BITCH mocking (what FAG letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK NUGGET hi self RAGHEAD even made a really DAMN good point. "It's IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". CAMEL JOCKEY. Which I'll add PRICK onto SLOPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BRITNEY suffer that FLYING FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MARCH OF FLAMES be, because if I were a REBECCA BLACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWAT hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking BOOBS article anyway.
CRACKER CUNTSWILLING MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTBUCKET CUNTSWILLING COCKSMOKER ASS FASCIST CUNTYMINTS JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK
PORCH MONKEY FLYING FUCK BUGGER RAGHEAD DICKLICK PISS ARTIST BITCH JOHN ELWAY DAMN IT PISS HOMO BALL SACK DOT HEAD FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT SHITHEAD DAMMIT DICKLICK TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE LOGJAMMER CUM THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS ALEX TREBEK COCK DAMN NI ARSE BUGGER OFF FRAK MR WINKLER IS GAY SHITFACE BITCH JERRY JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHING CUM DOUCHEBAG RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPPY OLD CHRIST OF A WANKSPLAT CUNT CUM PICKANINNY BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSHOLE 666 BASTARD FRIG DAMN JACKASS CHOAD BEAVER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT BITCH NIGGER PORCH MONKEY KRAUT MOTHERFUCKER TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHEBAG WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKTARD MOLDY TITS DUNE COON KIKE BUGGER OFF WIENER DICKHEAD BITCH I WILL END YOU! TITMOUSE I RAPE WALRUSES! ORGASM YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MALARKY FASHION BUG HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! BOON TAMPONS YOU WANKER DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITSKIN ASSRAPING YUKKY DOODY FUCK BALL SACK FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBS CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHIGGER DOUCHE VAGINA FEMADOM DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PENIS ON A STICK VAGINA I DON'T HAVE AIDS JUSTIN BIEBER JIGGABOO CLUSTER FUCK TITTIES BONG CHICKEN SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK BALL SACK DONKEY DICK WHORE FREE ELECTIONS BOB SAGET DICKLICK SHIT WOP FROG WANK COCKSMOKER MOCCASINS OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH LIMEY CHOAD KISSER FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD CHRISTHUMPER ASSHAT SEX CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSUCKER FUCK OFF KIKE DICKFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING A DONGSHOVER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FAGGOT WIENER FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HONKY SHITFACE CHICKEN FRIES SOD OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ORGASM FUCK YOU FUCK OFF ASSWIPE CRACKER ASSHAT SHITE FROG WIENER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT TOSSER FUCKING ARSE SHITCOCK BALL SACK SHAKOPEE BULLSHIT PUNANI FUCKWIT CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHRISTHUMPER BELGIUM FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAMMIT SEX ASSHAT ARSEBADGERS [EXPLETIVE] WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH DAMN DIPSHIT POOPOO BONER DAMN IT WIENER HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT NIGGER DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CLUSTER FUCK SAND NIGGER SCUMBUCKET HOSER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT FUCK OFF WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER TITS POLESMOKER HENTAI OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD CHRISTHUMPER SNUFF PORN GOD DAMMIT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT pen0r SMEG JIGGABOO NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST GRAPE PENIS INBRED PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YOU HOT GRITS HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS HIV NEGATIVE DIPSHIT FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE CONAN O'BRIAN BUTT-HOLE DICKHEAD GANGBANG FUCK YOU BUGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKER CHOAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PICKANINNY FUCKING JUMP! WANK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JAP WETBACK AMERICA ONLINE PISSHOLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS ARTIST WANK FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE DICK TITS DAMN MASTURBATION DOT HEAD RAT'S ASS BALLS CUM SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GANGBANG DONALD RUMSFELD CAMEL FUCKER HOMO SLOPE CHUFF BIG FOOT HONKY URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMMIT HELL RANDY TRAVIS WANK BUGGER OFF CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS VAGINA NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL JACKASS FUCK OFF NIGGER FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COON [EXPLETIVE] TOSSER FUCKBAG ORGASM LICK PUSSY KRAUT BLOWJOB MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RANDY TRAVIS COCKGOBLIN YOU WANKER COCK FUCKTARD SHIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG SOD INVISIBLE! FUCKHEAD COLGATE MOLDY TITS NIPPLES BASTARD SHITE CONDOMS FUCKTARD BRUSH MA TEETH CRAPPY BIG FOOT PRICK CHIGGER YOU WANKER NIGGER JOHNNY SMEG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD MALARKY ALEX TREBEK FUCKWIT CUNTING ASSCRACK HENTAI FUCK OFF REDNECK BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF GRIS ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH SHITTY All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WOODPECKERSHIT ANUSCAKE FUCKING PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CUNT CUNNILINGUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT CONDOMS CRACKER DOM DeLUISE FUCK FIRECROTCH CUNT CRAPPER SAGGY TITS SHITE ASSWIPE HELL CUM FLYING FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SOD OFF CANNED QUOTE COON BATHING SUIT AREA BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHAT ASSWIPE ASSRAMMER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK BUGGER BELGIUM FUCKFACE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WIKIPEDIA INCEST BRUSH MA TEETH DIRTY SANCHEZ TITWANK O KURWA! HOSER BUGGER OFF DAGO GOD DAMN SHITBALLS RAPE DICK IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SUITCASE PENIS WANKSPLAT RAINBOWS DAMN PISS ARTIST POLAK NIGGER BANGKOK PISS SPUNK HOMO NI BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CUNT JACKASS BITCH FUCKING CHIGGER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER CLIT FUCKFACE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 TITTYWANK WIGGER PECKERHEAD ASS BUNG-HOLE COCKSHITTER TWAT WANKSPLAT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! CUNT DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER BITCH DYKE BALLS CHUFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITWANK SUITCASE PENIS MASTURBATION DAGO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ASSFACE INBRED ORGASM FUCK YOU GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK DOUCHE NAZI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NECROPHILIA PISSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCKIE DYKE SOD OFF FLYING FUCK FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT COCKSMOKER DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT RANDY TRAVIS BOON SHIT DOUCHING DICK DONKEY PUNCHER TESTICLE CHOKE TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHE NAZI KRAUT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTT-HEAD SHITSKIN SPUNK FUCKWIT ASSRAMMER SIGMUND FREUD BIRD SHIT JIGGABOO NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! TURD FASHION BUG NIGGER MOCKIE DAMNATION CHIGGER THONG TASTER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LOGJAMMER SMEG LET'S SHIT ANAL SHITBALLS ASSWIPE ANAL DUMBASS FUCKTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DUMBASS SPIC FIST FUCK FUCKING A PISS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOBSHITE DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG NIGGER THONG TASTER CUNT GOBSHITE I WILL END YOU! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BLISTERING BARNACLES WEHATEMARIO FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE FU SPANG CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT SHIT JOHNNY SHIT SHITFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! LET'S SHIT PIECE OF SHIT TURD BASTARD BITCH EPIDIDYMIS ASSCRACK ASSHAT BITCH POTTYMOUTH HOMO CUNT MOTHERFUCKER PENIS CUNT DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU WILLY WONKA FROG ARSEBADGERS HELL CLEMEN CRAPMUNCHER KRAUT CROTCH BLOWJOB FEWMETS TESTICLE CHOKE ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK WANKSPLAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TUBA CHAV FAGGOT CUNT BULLSHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS BITCH DEVELOPERS! FUCK FUCKING BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS OSTRICH MY ASS P'KANG POMMIE DELICIOUS CAKE ASSHOLE ASS BRITNEY WANK DYKE CHENEY [expletive deleted] PUSSY DIPSHIT YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER SHITTY ASSHOLE FUCKTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TIMBER NIGGER PISS BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED PENIS FOUR-EYES FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKFACE SHIT BITCH ASSHAT MILF SEMEN SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE NAZI NAZI MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FUCK CLUSTER FUCK ORGASM POLESMOKER FUCKING A CHENEY AY-AY-AY PISS MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH CLIT TITTYWANK CONDOMS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOYCOTT VIACOM! SUCK MY DICK EPIDIDYMIS PENIS CHRISTHUMPER 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOD DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE DESU MOCCASINS BASTARD FUCKHEAD D'OH CUNTSWILLING JACK OFF CUNNILINGUS BLOWJOB ASSHOLE SHITE WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT MOCKIE DICKHEAD FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JENKEM CLUSTER FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKER HOMO GOD DAMMIT ORGASM DICK CHICKEN HOMO BASTARD JAP SAND NIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHAT NEGRO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MASTURBATION FASHION BUG ASS TWISTY VAGINA HORSE SHIT SIGMUND FREUD GANGBANG FUCKWIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD DICKFACE SEX FUCK YOU TITTIES VAGINA RAPE BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT FELCHING WANKER DICKFACE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FOUR-EYES INBRED FUCK AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS KNOBJOCKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOOBS BOLLOCKS YOU SUCK BALLS BIRD SHIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! PIG ASSFACE [expletive deleted] JAP BASTARD PENIS ASS FUCKHEAD HELLFUCKER TITTYWANK SON OF A BITCH WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY TENTACLE RAPE PENISFUCK FUCK YOU DOODIE HEAD BITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR [expletive deleted] BLOWJOB PENISPENISPENIS!!! BITCH SUCK MY DICK CRAPMUNCHER TOSSER AMERICA ONLINE SOD FUCK PISS OFF DICK CHICKEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE BUGFUCK ASS SEX WANK DAMN SHAKOPEE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARSE ASSHOLE TITTIES FUCKTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD suck my mothers CHRISTHUMPER SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY NECROPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK CUNT FAG FUCKHEAD BOOBS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS ARTIST NINTENDOGS QUEEF SHITCOCK BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT FUCKFACE PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT FUCKFACE FAG POTTYMOUTH TITWANK WANKSPLAT DICKFACE SHIT TITTYWANK SHITE PANCHEN LAMA TAFFY ASSRAPING MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE JAP SUCK MY COCK REDNECK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN IT I WILL KILL YOU! CRAPMUNCHER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE CHINK FUCK OFF BASTARD CLEMEN MALARKY FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER COCKSTUFFER CRAPFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSFACE BUGGER WIENER BUKKAKE ASSHAT ASSWIPE DIPSHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] ASS GANGBANG JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FEWMETS PISS UP MY ARSE QUEEF HELL DICKFACE POMMIE SHITE DYKE GENITALIA BIG FOOT ASSWIPE POOPY HITLER DAMN CLUSTER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POLESMOKER SPIC DONGSHOVER KRAUT BUNG-HOLE LONGCAT IS LONG INBRED BALLS JACKASS SAND NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER BOB SAGET ROSIE O'DONNELL MAMA MIA TAFFY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS YOU WANKER POLAK TITS TITS WIGGER DAMN IT FUCKER SHITFACE COCKSMOKER DAMN ASS GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!
ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX COMMUNIST DILDO TWAT TESTICLE CHOKE PENISFUCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUTTFUCKER DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELCHING TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CRAP ON A STICK CAMEL FUCKER TITWANK BALL SACK SACRAMENTO RUSTY TROMBONE BUGGER FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT ASS BASTARD OSCAR WILDE IS GAY SHIT RAGHEAD DUMBASS NAZI TITS SHITE SHITE CUNT NIGGER NIGGER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive REDSKIN and with the RAT'S COCK and his SUCK MY DICK of girraffes in which EXTRA LONG PENIS while reading about CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DAMNED TABERNACLE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- TAFFY
![]() This article is FUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITE subject. If you do not find it funny DOUCHEBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKBAG ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GOAT DICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a QUEEF joke loses its humour WILLY WONKA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TIT SPRINKLES ignorant, then you wouldn't have SON OF A BITCH needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSFACE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TWISTY VAGINA MILF!!!!!I <3 COCK |