Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'FUCK OFF'I WILL END YOU!'ARSE'FUCKSTAIN'PENISPENISPENIS!!!'NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder SACRAMENTO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden PUSSYLICKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SLOPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PRICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HITLER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOU SUCK BALLS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBUCKET television programs to address PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKBAG Tourette's is TWISTY VAGINA not to be GRAPE PENIS confused with PISSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INJUN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ORGASM random DAMN disorientation, culturally-RAT'S COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ANUSCAKE language, PEARL NECKLACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive SAND NIGGER quantities NECROPHILIA of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A NIPPLES Polite Note to the PISS Author:

The REBECCA BLACK Tourette's JAP Research Institute was NEGRO founded to GANGBANG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your IN SACREMENT article YOU WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTTFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONALD RUMSFELD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about QUEEF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTTFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers DYKE swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the POMMIE bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
• The main RICK MORANIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHINK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NECROPHILIA knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL JOCKEY school for PEARL NECKLACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFACE sufferers to become BOOBS manically depressed and CARPET MUNCHER commit COCKGOBLIN suicide.
• There is no WANKER cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse PISS OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I AM CORNHOLIO! perodol" which caused my entire COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT body to go JACK ABRAMOFF numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND it is without the WOP drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome PISSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONKEY BALLS the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "SEMEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNTSWILLING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HOLY DUMB FUCK sorry for ASSHOLE "hi-jacking" your BALL SACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CONDOMS this that really SOD annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMN, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL JOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I RAPE WALRUSES!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a EUROIPODS byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. GRAPE PENIS Regards to Andrew BONER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The FRIG bastard who wrote this article. You can GENITALIA punch him if you MARCH OF FLAMES want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my BALLS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and LOLCAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LET'S SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BAT FUCK INSANE BAND WITH 4 INCEST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRIG HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How JOHN SMILEY FACE to RAT'S COCK cure BASTARD the CUNTRAG Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMMIT for THONG TASTER Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome JACKASS is BOB SAGET following WEHATEMARIO these GOD DAMN rules INBRED in JIGGABOO order:

• 1: Avoid BELGIUM immature SAMUEL L. JACKSON little HITLER kids,
• 2: Count to JACK ABRAMOFF within FRIG 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INCEST BONER MOCCASINS nor FUCKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell HORSE SHIT yourself you WILLY WONKA don't FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD have FLYING FUCK this FUCKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FELLATIO WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw INBRED!

I fucking put BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA' my comment at the TOP OF THE FLYING FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CARPET MUNCHER the TOP OF GYPSY THIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PECKERHEAD offensive. DICKLICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNTRAG people who try FLYING FUCK to battle SOD OFF'FUCKWIT that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ARSE it now, but someone said SOD OFF' NEGRO YOU'PRICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK YOU is a laughing MY COMMUNION WAFER OF matter. Plus there AUTOFELLATIO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles SHITHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLEVELAND STEAMER stuff. So ASSBANDIT that means CLUSTERFUCK stop getting mad at the JACKASS first part too and WANK talking about the CROTCH letter that it's HELL mocking (what SEX letter? I don't even know what MONKEY SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self CHOAD even made a really RUSTY TROMBONE good point. "It's WINDOWS VISTA nothing more AMERICA ONLINE from a head nod to a MOTHERFUCKER knee tick". CAMEL JOCKEY. Which I'll add SHITE onto RECTUM RAIDER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK OFF suffer that MOCCASINS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SAND NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COON be, because if I were a TITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCK hilarious. If you HO Want facts, go on PEDOPHILIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAMPON IN MY ASS be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking SHIT article anyway.

BOB SAGET POOPY HO BASTARD DICK PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD CRAPFUCKER

SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICKLICK DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN CHOAD FUCKWIT FUCKING A MOCCASINS POLACK HELL PUNANI FLYING FUCK TACO LENS CRAFTERS BITCH INBRED WIENER BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK BULLSHIT BASTARD FEMADOM SON OF A BITCH [EXPLETIVE] SHITCUNTING FUCK BALLS FIST FUCK EMO ASSWIPE YOGHURT CANNON EPIDIDYMIS ASSWIPE ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION DICK ASSFACE NORTH KOREA ASSCRACK FUCK OFF INBRED CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOT HEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICK COON DOUCHE NAZI FUCK MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SHITSLINGING BIG FOOT BALLS FUCKWIT FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER RAPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FENCE JUMPER HELLFIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FRED PHELPS NORTH KOREA COCKSTUFFER NIGGER MOCCASINS BOLLOCKS WANK MOCCASINS WANKER CUNT SLOPE BIRD SHIT BASTARD FUCKER CUNT CODEINE IS A QUEER DIPSHIT CHINK NAZI CUNT ASSWIPE SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA DICK SEMEN DAMN SHITSLINGING STUDENT RIOTS PECKERHEAD COCKSHITTER CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK I WILL END YOU! 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PRICK BULLSHIT MOCCASINS FAG FUCKTARD RUSKIE FRITZ CUNNILINGUS SEMEN WANK ASS CHOAD KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] CHIGGER HOSER PENISBIRD BASTARD GIVING HEAD DUMBASS FUCKING FUCKING JACK OFF NIGNOG DICKHEAD DICKLICK ARSE POMMIE DONKEY DICK JAP DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD WOP FU SPANG PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAPE INBRED PISS POO POO BLOWJOB VAGINA TWAT PISSHOLE JACKASS SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST HOLY DUMB FUCK FAG FUCK OFF ASSWIPE FUCKTARD CLEMEN TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN CLIT BULLSHIT SHITCOCK ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER DYKE SHITFACE DONALD RUMSFELD GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK HONKY THONG TASTER PISS ARTIST FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT CUNTSWILLING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFACE COCKSUCKER CUNTSWILLING HOMO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WINDOWS VISTA COCK WANKER BITCH OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS CUNTRAG DILDO HITLER BUGGER ASS SAND NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER SHITE PRICK FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK LOGJAMMER BIG FOOT BUTTFUCKER DAMN WANK GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT RAGHEAD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! BITCH COLGATE DAMNATION FUCKHEAD OSCAR WILDE IS GAY ASS CUM GREASER GRIS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PORCH MONKEY TIT SPRINKLES HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER PUNANI SHITSLINGING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WILLY WONKA DOUCHE PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK HELL ASSCRACK FUCKING GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BULLSHIT WOP POLESMOKER I WILL KILL YOU! DICK CUM CLEMEN RAPE CRAPFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS SUCK MY COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELCHMONKEY FUCKWIT BANGKOK BITCH ASSFACE SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER DOUCHE CUNT JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER CLEMEN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE DOM DeLUISE SHITFUCKER CRAP FUCKSTAIN GRIS BONG PISS FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CONDOMS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INJUN PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A SEMEN CUNT SHIT ASSHOLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BORDER HOPPER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GRINGO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHIT ASSHAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER SEMPRINI WIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK HOSER PUNANI JERRY JACKASS BALL SACK NECROPHILIA SPIC YOGHURT CANNON SHITPISSER SMEG FUCKTARD ORGASM HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKFACE [Insert yet another person's name here] BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT INJUN FUCKING BASEBALL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITTY DOUCHETITS CONDOMS ASSCRACK JIGGABOO DICK BASTARD COON EXTRA LONG PENIS CHENEY FUCKING PAKI HOSER ASSFACE SHUT UP, MEG! POMMIE SHIT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT JACKASS HELL FUCKING A PISS GOBSHITE SHITTY BOOBS WHORE RAINBOWS ASS EMO CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFACE ASS DILDO ASS LICKER ASSBANDIT HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT QUEEF ASSRAPING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUSSY HOSER PORCH MONKEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOD DAMMIT CHAV PUSSY PUSSY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JUSTIN BIEBER FELLATIO ALF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICKWAD SCUMBAG SHIT DICKHEAD SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING FUCKTARD FRAK ASSCRACK REDNECK FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NIPPLES ASS LICKER RAT'S COCK HELL HELL BOON RAPE TIMBER NIGGER HENTAI FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FRITZ SPIC FUCKTARD FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO ORGASM ASSWIPE SNUFF PORN YOU WANKER FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS PORCH MONKEY COCKSUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DIRTY SANCHEZ POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER 666 FELLATIO DICKWAD TOWELHEAD TWAT FUCK YOU WANKER PIGFUCKER COCKSUCKER MOCKIE DIPSHIT SHIT ASSCRACK PISS OFF OLD CHRIST OF A CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A CRAP PIG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JENKEM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSE CRACKER DICKWAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKHEAD PUSSY DAMN DOODIE HEAD KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD SHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON REBECCA BLACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FLYING FUCK HAIL SATAN! HEIL HITLER! COON MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER PIGFUCKER SHIT YID SOD PICKANINNY FUCK DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN CHOAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT ASSHOLE DOUCHE GARBAGE DAY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSWIPE ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I WILL END YOU! BITCH SHITBALLS PISS OFF GOBSHITE CLIT I AM CORNHOLIO! CRAPFUCKER ASSHAT QUEEF BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICK BASTARD HELL BOOBS SHITCOCK PISS UP MY ARSE BORDER HOPPER DILDO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS ON A BUN [expletive deleted] FUCKER CUNTRAG TESTICLE CHOKE DYKE RAT'S COCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS ASS DOUCHING ASSFACE TITS & DICKS TITTIES HELL CUNNILINGUS BOOBS BUKKAKE BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKING VAGINA CLEMEN NIGGER TITS PUSSY WANK TAFFY NIGGER ASS FASCIST FUCK FELLATIO LOGJAMMER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING A PISS ARTIST HENTAI CUNT TIMBER NIGGER TITS LAKE TITICACA JERK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POLAK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITHEAD SHIT ANAL DIABETES KAFFIR TITWANK SHIT DOG SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FRAK NIPPLES CRAPPY PORCUPINE'S BALLS YOU WANKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WALRUS SHIT and with the WEHATEMARIO and his DICK TITS of girraffes in which WHORE while reading about BONER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JOHNNY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YUKY DOODY