Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DYKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS SHIT, sudden JAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK YOU or I'LL RAPE YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIGNOSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially GOAT DICK objectionable words).
HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's is WIENER not to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT confused with MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITCOCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HEIL HITLER! random DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT disorientation, culturally-DOUGHNUT PUNCHER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING FUCKFUCKER language, CLIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive TWISTY VAGINA quantities SUGARTITS of ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH garbage.
Darnit.
A BUTTFUCKER Polite Note to the WILLY WONKA Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKSHITTER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article FEMADOM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN IT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEX Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FUCK OFF Tourrette's sufferers SHITFACE swear. You can I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELL TV, for always focusing on the COCKGOBLIN bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE thing.
- The main GIVING HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANUSCAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PRICK knee RUSTY TROMBONE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POOPY school for PEEPEE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONER sufferers to become WANKER manically depressed and DOT HEAD commit DAMN IT suicide.
- There is no SAMUEL L. JACKSON cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS SHIT tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE perodol" which caused my entire PENISBIRD body to go MICK numb and TAMPONS basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? it is without the suck my mothers drug.
I am an active member of a SHITSLINGING tourette syndrome DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! the JACKASS public view of Tourettes as a "PORCUPINE'S BALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GRINGO much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BITCH sorry for CROTCH "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING FUCK this that really FUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a ART METAL PRODUCTS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TOURETTE'S SYNDROME, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) PISS ARTIST funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUKKAKE time.
Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CUM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply
As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries KENNY leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your AMERICA'S GREAT! capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.
Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen
P.S. JOHNNY Regards to Andrew FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?
Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the QUEEF saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my INBRED intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine JACKASS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CAMEL JOCKEY and COCKSUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSKIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLEMEN BAND WITH 4 BUTT PIRATE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SON OF A BITCH HORSE! JACKASS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS SHIT'S HOUSE
How DICKFACE to PORCH MONKEY cure IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD the SHITE Tourette's FUCK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PIG for EUROIPODS Tourette's LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Syndrome DAMN is URINE-GARGLING following PISS OFF these GRIS rules FUCK OFF in PENISBIRD order:
- 1: Avoid 666 immature MONKEY'S UNCLE little SHITTY kids,
- 2: Count to DUMBASS within CHIGGER 10 TOWELHEADseconds,
- 3: Do not open your I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT DAMNATION nor BUKKAKE talk,
- 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't CLUSTER FUCK have WANK this SCUMBAG disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ANAL DIABETES WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PORCH MONKEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the JACKASS SHIT last straw SHIT!
I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAMEL JOCKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOON the TOP OF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST THIS VENEREAL DISEASE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOG SHIT people who try DICKHEAD to battle TIBET'CAPTAIN CRUNCH that tight-ass NAZI 17-year-DONKEY PUNCHER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said COCKSTUFFER' LIMEY PISS OFF'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'LL RAPE YOU is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUGARTITS Uncyclopedia, there are SCROTUM articles RAPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HELL stuff. So GIVING HEAD that means DOUCHE stop getting mad at the TOWELHEAD first part too and CUNT talking about the TITWANK letter that it's BIRD SHIT mocking (what FAG letter? I don't even know what POLACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian QUEEF hi self RAT'S COCK even made a really FUCK good point. "It's FUCK nothing more MAMA MIA from a head nod to a SHITTY knee tick". FUCKING JUMP!. Which I'll add COCK onto GOOK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TAFFY suffer that CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TOWELHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to [expletive deleted] be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you TOSSER Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST be offended, don't read DICK the freaking MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article anyway.
PISSHOLE HORSE PENIS REDNECK BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FRAK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELLFIRE
RAT'S ASS HITLER BOOBIES TRANNY NECROPHILIA THIS IS SPARTA! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ANUSCAKE CHUFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRITZ TIANENMEN SQUARE SIGMUND FREUD YOUR MOM SLOPE FUCKBAG SHIT MASTURBATION FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TWAT YOU WANKER MASTURBATION DOUCHE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHOAD KISSER BELLEND CAMEL JOCKEY POLAK CLUSTER FUCK BASTARD HELLFIRE SHITBALLS HENTAI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKSTAIN TANK MAN DONGSHOVER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUM WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CAMEL JOCKEY LENS CRAFTERS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS PENIS KRAUT PEARL NECKLACE CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA WANK JACKASS MAMA MIA TWISTY VAGINA SHITSLINGING PENIS FELCHING FUCKING BULLSHIT DICK CHICKEN NEOPETS SHITE JACKASS DICKHEAD INJUN SHITE INCEST CUNT YOU WANKER DICK BOON BITCH SHITE CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK MALL SANTA BUGFUCK SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT ABO BIG FOOT PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CRAPFUCKER JOHN ELWAY MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! BUTTFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK BASTARD FUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! 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QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL SIGMUND FREUD 666 RAGHEAD ASSHAT ASSHAT FRENCH TICKLER FRITZ HELL FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS ARSE [Insert swear here] BASTARD FELCHING FELCHING BUTT-HEAD POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NICARAGUA RUSTY TROMBONE BUGGER GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS BUTTFUCKER BASTARD COCK BULLCRAP POOPOO GENITALIA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITWANK FUCK YOU YOU WANKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BITCH RAT'S ASS COCK FLYING FUCK COCKSMOKER POLAK ARSE GOD DAMMIT SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK DOG SHIT GOBSHITE GOD BLESS AMERICA CROTCH BIGNOSE FRIG HELLFUCKER FUCK TOWELHEAD CAUCASIANS ASS POLACK PISSHOLE COCK EDITABLE DYK LET'S SHIT CUNT POOPOO CANNED QUOTE REDSKIN DAMN SCUMBAG BASTARD BUTTFUCKER CRACKER SOD ASSFACE WANK FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTBUCKET WALRUS SHIT SHIT PORCH MONKEY QUEEF ASSRAPING DAMMIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AMERICA ONLINE ASSRAPING I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANKER PISSHOLE PISS WIGGER QUEEF CHIGGER GOATSE GOATSE POMMIE DAMN SHITFACE CHOAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET CLUSTER FUCK REDSKIN RANDY TRAVIS DAMN AUTOFELLATIO JESSE McCARTNEY BASKETBALL HOOP DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACKASS FUCK YOU YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKWIT BUGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS PIG FIRECROTCH JOHNNY NI GOOK INBRED SUCK MY DICK SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD HYPERINFLATION SHITCUNTING GREASER SHITSLIDE BUGGER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOZILLA FIREFOX BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU CUNNILINGUS WIENER CUNTSWILLING BALLS FUCK BUTT-HEAD SHITCUNTING PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER P'KANG KRAUT NIPPLES FUCKWIT SHIT PISSHOLE TAMPONS SHITSLINGING DUMBASS MALARKY FUCKFACE CUNT SCUMBAG JIGGABOO JACKASS JOHNNY STRAWBERRY ASS FELLATIO DAMN I WILL END YOU! BULLSHIT ASSWIPE FUCK YOU GOBSHITE ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CUNT and with the GOBSHITE and his ART METAL PRODUCTS of girraffes in which PIG while reading about TITS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKING
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CHICKEN FRIES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BUKKAKE subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT, it is probably because you are an INBRED SOD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BIRD SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN joke loses its humour DOUCHE NAZI when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so MICK ignorant, then you wouldn't have TITS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAGO SHITFACE GOAT DICK FUCKING MAMA MIA!!!!!I <3 COCK |
