Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'SHIT'CHENEY'DAMN'666'CUNNILINGUS'CHIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NI neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JAP or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NECROPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JAP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WEHATEMARIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAGO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOON PECKERHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUNG-HOLE utterFUCKance of socially CUNT CRAPPER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BOOBS television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

JIZZ Tourette's is 1984 not to be ASSWIPE confused with GRIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random CRAPMUNCHER disorientation, culturally-DOUCHEBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HEIL HITLER! language, SOD OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKHEAD quantities WIKIPEDIA of ANAL DIABETES ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A CHOAD Polite Note to the EXTRA LONG PENIS Author:

The FUCKTARD Tourette's LET'S SHIT Research Institute was DOM DeLUISE founded to BUGFUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITE article PISSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNNILINGUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GRINGO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN IT Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can BIRD SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the MILF bad side of a terrible GOD DAMN thing.
• The main DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOUCHE NAZI involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITS & DICKS knee FUCKTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for SONNY BILL WILLIAMS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FENCE JUMPER sufferers to become CAMEL FUCKER manically depressed and SCUMBAG commit ASSCRACK suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the MASTURBATION tics often have adverse REDSKIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go STEVE BALLMER numb and FELCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than P'KANG it is without the LET'S SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome PISS ARTIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the ORGASM public view of Tourettes as a "PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GENITALIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your BEANER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNNILINGUS this that really SOD OFF annoys me. I am working towards a SCROTUM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this AMERICA ONLINE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VENEREAL DISEASE, and making fun of a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS horrible disorder is (not) CC PLZ funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPUNK time.

Best SUGARTITS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GRAPE PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society PORTUGAL.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew BORDER HOPPER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The GOD DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you PEEPEE want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MASTURBATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are REDSKIN and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSRAMMER HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How WIENER to DOG SHIT cure TUBA the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JIGGABOO for BUNG-HOLE Tourette's TWAT Syndrome FUCKING A is JUSTIN BIEBER following EAT MY SHIT! these TIMBER NIGGER rules MILF in ARSE order:

• 1: Avoid CHIGGER immature ASSFACE little PISS kids,
• 2: Count to JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS within JUNGLE BUNNY 10 FELCHINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COMMUNIST DILDO RUSKIE COCK nor FRIG talk,
• 4: Tell TENTACLE RAPE yourself you CLUSTERFUCK don't BUTTFUCKER have BULLSHIT this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY TOSSER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw FUCK!

I fucking put BORDER HOPPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRACKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DILDO the TOP OF SPIC THIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITTY offensive. PUSSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POMMIE people who try FUCKER to battle WIENER'BIRD SHIT that tight-ass GYPSY 17-year-CHENEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INCEST it now, but someone said NIGGER' DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUM is a laughing PICKANINNY matter. Plus there FUCKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHOLE articles FUCKTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS that means TENTACLE RAPE stop getting mad at the KNOBJOCKEY first part too and ASS FASCIST talking about the SHIT OUT OF MY DICK letter that it's FUCK YOU mocking (what DONKEY DICK letter? I don't even know what SEX the heck you're talking about). Adrian JUSTIN BIEBER hi self BITCH even made a really MONKEY SHIT good point. "It's HELLFUCKER nothing more WOODPECKERSHIT from a head nod to a CUNTING ASSCRACK knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add FRENCH TICKLER onto JOHNNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICKHEAD suffer that TOURETTE'S SYNDROME much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWO-INCH PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOHN SMILEY FACE be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWAT hilarious. If you ASSWIPE Want facts, go on YOGHURT CANNON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUNANI be offended, don't read BASTARD the freaking BUGFUCK article anyway.

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I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHAV BRITNEY PISS WANKER WOP JUSTIN BIEBER CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF FUCKER BITCH LAKE TITICACA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ORGASM EPIDIDYMIS FUCKBAG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ARSE SHITFACE MARGARET THATCHER CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG GRINGO FUCKHEAD CRAP CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIGNOG KRAUT CHICKEN FRIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES EXTRA LONG PENIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GYPSY DOUCHEBAG GIVING HEAD WEHATEMARIO FLYING FUCK MARGARET THATCHER CUNT DAMN GOD DAMMIT ABO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CRAP SOD SHITSLINGING WANKER HELL CHING CHONG CHINK SOD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT POMMIE FUCK OFF ANAL FUCKWIT SUCK MY DICK SHIT SOD suck my mothers COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COON FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCKING WANK SHIT YOU WANKER COCK TITMOUSE SHITE POTTYMOUTH CROTCH CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DILDO BASKETBALL HOOP MOCCASINS KNOBJOCKEY PISS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! PEARL NECKLACE DONKEY DICK QUEEF HOMO JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER GOBSHITE DICKLICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY D'OH WIENER PISS ARTIST CRAP ON A STICK NI FRITZ CRAPPY DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO FUCKBAG RAPE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WHORE DAMN IT SHITE ASSHAT RAT'S ASS PISS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRAK I'LL RAPE YOU HOMO PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT SHITE TITWANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK I LIKE SCHOOL SHITPISSER JAP KNOBJOCKEY RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHAV WANKER WHORE BITCH RAT'S COCK JACK ABRAMOFF I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN DONGSHOVER FLAMING ASS BADGER BUNG-HOLE WANKSPLAT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLIDE FLOWERS PISS ARTIST [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKER JACKASS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BIG FOOT CHIGGER SHITFACE NIGGER RAT'S ASS CONDOMS TITS WANK FUCKSTAIN TITTIES ASSBANDIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSRAPING and with the PUNANI and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which PUSSY while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DONKEY DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PIG