Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GOD DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JOHN ELWAY neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden DAMN IT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSCRACK or DYKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ROSES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FASHION BUG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BLISTERING BARNACLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially CRAPMUNCHER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address POLAK Tourette's syndrome.

FOUR-EYES Tourette's is GO COUNT YOUR DICK not to be DUMBASS confused with BUKKAKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ART METAL PRODUCTS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRACKER random RAPE disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLEMEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUM language, ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive VENEREAL DISEASE quantities GO COUNT YOUR DICK of ANAL DIABETES COCKSMOKER garbage.

Darnit.

A POTTYMOUTH Polite Note to the PENISFUCK Author:

The PUSSY Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Research Institute was SACRAMENTO founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article SON OF A BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VENEREAL DISEASE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers HOT GRITS swear. You can SCRATCH! GROUNDER! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible CUNT CRAPPER thing.
The main CHIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING BASEBALL involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLISTERING BARNACLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKHEAD knee CANNED QUOTE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is SHITHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BUTTFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for CHUFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POLAK sufferers to become PISS manically depressed and PENIS ON A STICK commit FUCKFACE suicide.
There is no JACKASS SHIT cure, and the DAMMIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the ANAL DIABETES tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK A DUCK perodol" which caused my entire CHINK body to go ANUSCAKE numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH drug.

I am an active member of a PIKACHU tourette syndrome I WILL KILL YOU! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating OSTRICH MY ASS the FUCKING A public view of Tourettes as a "TAMPON IN MY ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JUNGLE BUNNY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RAT'S COCK sorry for FUCKWIT "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITTY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRIG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!, and making fun of a KRAUT horrible disorder is (not) MARCH OF FLAMES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA time.

Best JERK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITS & DICKS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As CHINA SUCKS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. CRACKER Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can JACKASS punch him if you BOYCOTT VIACOM! want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JUNGLE BUNNY saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD and SHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DONKEY PUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FELCHMONKEY BAND WITH 4 FUCKWIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOU WANKER HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How COON to [expletive deleted] cure POLACK the SNUFF PORN Tourette's DAMN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's BONER Syndrome FUCKFACE is GOD DAMN following FUCKING these CLEVELAND STEAMER rules MOTHERFUCKER in MOCKIE order:

1: Avoid LIKE FATHER LIKE SON immature CUM little JACKASS SHIT kids,
2: Count to DAMN within NIGGER TITS 10 DONKEY PUNCHERseconds,
3: Do not open your POLACK SCUMBUCKET DOUCHING nor FUCKING FUCKFUCKER talk,
4: Tell FUCKING yourself you CROTCH don't VENEREAL DISEASE have BUTT-HOLE this ASSHOLE disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WITH NASTY TAMPONS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw REDSKIN!

I fucking put PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CONDOMS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GANGBANG the TOP OF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ABO offensive. BANGKOK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKWIT people who try ASSHAT to battle STUB'CLUSTERFUCK that tight-ass TACO 17-year-PUNANI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MAMA MIA it now, but someone said BLISTERING BARNACLES' WHITE POWER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD'DUNE COON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOLLOCKS is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there FRITZ was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD articles FUCKTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITS stuff. So FUCKTARD that means OH SHI– stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and FASHION BUG talking about the FAG letter that it's NIGGER mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING A hi self DICKWAD even made a really GOD DAMN good point. "It's PISS OFF nothing more ASSHOLE from a head nod to a I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add TWO-INCH PENIS onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD suffer that VAGINA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAGO be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAT'S COCK hilarious. If you CHIGGER Want facts, go on FELCHING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the freaking FUCKBAG article anyway.

HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICK TITS CANNED QUOTE LIMEY SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY CUM NICARAGUA WINDOWS VISTA

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See I RAPE WALRUSES! also


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