Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK OFF'DICKWAD'EUROIPODS'TWO-INCH PENIS'CUNT'CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON'WOODPECKERSHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WOP look at the ASS talk page of this POMMIE article for notes or discussion before PIG editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOUR MOM neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden CONDOMS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FRIG or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NORTH KOREA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAGO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS OFF MY ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INCEST LOGJAMMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACKASS utterFUCKance of socially ARSEBADGERS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRIG television programs to address HONKY Tourette's syndrome.

[expletive deleted] Tourette's is NECROPHILIA not to be HONKY confused with MAMA MIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DAMMIT random GO COUNT YOUR DICK disorientation, culturally-PEDOPHILIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON language, BOOBS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [EXPLETIVE] souvenir shoppes and massive WHORE quantities GOOK of ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS garbage.

Darnit.

A DONKEY PUNCHER Polite Note to the POTTYMOUTH Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's BELGIUM Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to KAFFIR.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HOT GRITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISSHOLE article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALL SACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HITLER Tourrette's sufferers CRAPMUNCHER swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the CHING CHONG CHINK bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
• The main ANAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMMIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INBRED knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLUSTER FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TOWELHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING RAT'S ASS school for CAMEL JOCKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S ASS sufferers to become SUCK MY COCK manically depressed and HONKY commit BUKKAKE suicide.
• There is no TURD cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAG tics often have adverse SCRATCH! GROUNDER! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAND NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire JIZZ body to go CHAV numb and CUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a TENTACLE RAPE tourette syndrome DONALD RUMSFELD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOTHERFUCKER the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "ASSWIPE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WHORE sorry for MOZILLA FIREFOX "hi-jacking" your DICKWAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUM this that really NECROPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a HORSE SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a POLACK horrible disorder is (not) GENITALIA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LHASA time.

Best SCUMBAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “WIKIPEDIA” Wen

P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFACE punch him if you RAT'S COCK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my GOOK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PRICK and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOD DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS OFF MY ASS BAND WITH 4 FUCKSTAIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIRD SHIT HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How BASTARD to POOPOO cure CAMEL JOCKEY the ASSHAT Tourette's PENISBIRD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POLAK for FUCKWIT Tourette's BOOBIES Syndrome WANK is GRINGO following FLYING RAT'S ASS these FUCKWIT rules MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE in BELLEND order:

• 1: Avoid DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! immature RAT'S ASS little BORDER HOPPER kids,
• 2: Count to VAGINA within CUNT 10 INJUNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SPUNK BELLEND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell SCUMBUCKET yourself you NIGGER don't TIT DIRT have SHITSLINGING this HONKY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY PUSSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw ASS!

I fucking put I WILL END YOU!' my comment at the TOP OF THE PENIS ON A STICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MARCH OF FLAMES the TOP OF BEANER THIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FOUR-EYES offensive. PENIS ON A BUN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITPISSER people who try SHITTING DICK NIPPLES to battle PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'CUNT that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-CRAPFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said DAMN' WETBACK ASSCRACK'FUCKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing ASSHAT matter. Plus there FUCKTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLIT Uncyclopedia, there are CHIGGER articles ASSFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELLATIO stuff. So DIPSHIT that means SHITE stop getting mad at the ASS first part too and CUNT talking about the COCK letter that it's CROTCH mocking (what CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTIES hi self DYKE even made a really ASSFACE good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more NIGNOG from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". SHITSLINGING. Which I'll add SUCK MY DICK onto WIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PIGFUCKER suffer that LIKE FATHER LIKE SON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING be, because if I were a DILDO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSFACE hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on FLAMING ASS BADGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUTTFUCKER be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking LOGJAMMER article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK NUGGET NECROPHILIA DAMN ASSWIPE BEAVER HOT GRITS

RAGHEAD LET'S SHIT NIPPLES DAGO JIGGABOO TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH PENIS CLIT BALL SACK MILF SLOPE BEANER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSFACE PIG EMO BUTTFUCKER FUCKER DYKE PENISFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PISS COON SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER NORTH KOREA HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BATHING SUIT AREA MICK HELL FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOB SAGET ARSE WANK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH EPIDIDYMIS CUNT CRAPPER PISS FUCKFACE SHIT SHIT SHITTY FUCKING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HO TOWELHEAD CRAPPY HELL NECROPHILIA BITCH CUNNILINGUS CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER LAKE TITICACA DONKEY DICK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHOAD SHITFACE JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN CUNT ASSFACE TITWANK FUCK PIGFUCKER SHIT WALRUS SHIT DOUCHING SHITHEAD PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS SPIC FLYING FUCK JIZZ FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HENTAI FLYING FUCK HORSE PENIS DAMN STEVE BALLMER FLYING FUCK SPUNK ASS LICKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSRAPING CRAPMUNCHER GARBAGE DAY! SHITCUNTING SHITE CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER PISS OFF FUCK FUCKSTAIN FEMADOM HELL BUTT-HEAD RECTUM RAIDER CHOAD GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT PISSHOLE FUCKING A ARSE MOTHERFUCKER POLACK GENITALIA GOOK FUCKFACE INBRED SHIT BALLS PENISFUCK HADJI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BITCH CUNTYMINTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN HITLER SHIT PAKI TOWELHEAD PENIS ON A STICK CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBAG CROTCH FRENCH TICKLER HOMO MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING HENTAI TWAT BULLSHIT HOSER [Insert silly non-swear here] JOHN SMILEY FACE WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUKKAKE PUSSY RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT CRACKER POOPOO FAG BULLSHIT GRINGO FIST FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE BLUE PENIS! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS PENIS FUCK NUGGET D'OH GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING TACO HOSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTRAG CRAP DAMMIT KIKE ASS BUTT-HEAD WANK CLUSTER FUCK SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE WETBACK BUGGER OFF MILF FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NEOPETS GENITALIA GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD I WILL END YOU! JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE FIST FUCK [EXPLETIVE] FRITZ FELCHING CUNT REDSKIN CHING CHONG CHINK NIPPLES BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD CHOAD GOD DAMN SHIT WANK HELL FEMADOM COCK DONKEY PUNCHER GENITALIA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FENCE JUMPER NEGRO CHRISTMAS TREES POLAK DICK TITS FAG OH SHI– DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER SALISBURY FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE SMEG FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LET'S SHIT FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN LOLCAT DAMN GARBAGE DAY! WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF ASS FASCIST DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS VAGINA SHIT CHOAD KISSER BOOBS BITCH DONKEY DICK YOGHURT CANNON PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BEANER STRAWBERRY ASS ALF CRAPFUCKER PENIS BASTARD JACKASS SHIT CHIGGER EUROIPODS CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO DICK FRIG ASS VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER BOON WANK SEMEN FUCKFACE WANK SHITE BUTT PIRATE BITCH SUCK MY COCK SEMEN FAG PENISBIRD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCKER JAP TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT GOOK ASSFACE SHIT YOU WANKER O KURWA! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH POLACK FUCK INBRED WIENER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUSSY GOD DAMN PENISFUCK P'KANG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY ARSE TAMPONS DAMMIT JERRY SHITSKIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING DOUCHEBAG ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSBANDIT JERRY CRAP ON A STICK SCUMBUCKET YOUR MOM SHITE DAMN IT DUMBASS PISSHOLE WANK lowercase COCKSUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKING JIZZ AMERICA ONLINE COCK MONKEY'S UNCLE FROG'S FAT ASS WALRUS SHIT DAMN BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT CRAPPER COMMUNIST DILDO POISON IN TOOTHPASTE DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT ASSWIPE JACKASS BULLSHIT POWERSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANKER JERRY BLOWJOB SCROTUM FUCKWIT PUPPIES NAZI NI BIBLE BASHER TRANNY CLEMEN SOD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PEDOPHILIA SHIT SPIC PRICK HENTAI TOSSER CUNT DOUCHE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH DICKLICK PORCH MONKEY ORGASM TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DUMBASS GOD DAMN SHITBALLS CAMEL FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON SHITE FELCHING BUGGER JAP suck my mothers ASS FUCK PUPPIES NEGRO CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NIGGER SPIC FUCK OFF SOD OFF DICK TITS ABO GO COUNT YOUR DICK LET'S SHIT ASS SPIC DONKEY PUNCHER FENCE JUMPER BASTARD JERK OFF PECKERHEAD BOOBS PUNANI POMMIE ASSBANDIT FUCKFACE FUDGEPACKER FUCKER RAT'S COCK COLGATE FUCKWIT MONKEY BALLS LOGJAMMER FASHION BUG ASS ASS DAMN IT FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKSMOKER FUCK ASSHAT JAP suck my mothers CHENEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHING CHONG CHINK PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH ASS SHITFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! JIZZ TITWANK LET'S SHIT GRIS KAFFIR NIGGER TITS BALLS NAZI FEWMETS BANGKOK FUDGEPACKER FUCKBAG CHUFF BEANER CUNTSWILLING RAPE WEHATEMARIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COON LIMEY DAMN IT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WANK SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SEMEN TITTIES STEVE BALLMER BITCH FUCKHEAD TITWANK NIPPLES SHITE SHITSKIN ASSWIPE MALARKY FELLATIO TRANNY DOUCHE PIG MASTURBATION INCEST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS LICKER HELL PISS ARTIST TITWANK GENITALIA RAGHEAD BUTTFUCKER POKÉMON HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TRANNY FROG'S FAT ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SOD OFF FUCK OFF WHORE BENCH PRESS NI PISS OFF FUCK ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY GOD BLESS AMERICA TOSSER SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE FUCKFACE SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS VANDAL JACKASS SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BONER SHIT BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSUCKER MALARKY CUNTING ASSCRACK DOODIE HEAD BAT FUCK INSANE BONER BITCH IT'S OVER 9000! GO HOME AND DIE FRED PHELPS FELCHMONKEY BUTT PIRATE SCUMBAG SEMEN SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SPIC AMERICA ONLINE ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT TIT DIRT CUNT FUCKING A BOLLOCKS CUNTRAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BENCH PRESS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE JAP REDNECK ARSE BATHING SUIT AREA GREASER SON OF A BITCH NAZI FUCKTARD BUGGER OFF FUCKING A EPIDIDYMIS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BONER SHITBALLS BEAVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHOAD GARBAGE DAY! COCKSHITTER FUCKING JAP DAMN RAINBOWS BIGNOSE ANUSCAKE COMMUNIST DILDO BALL SACK MICK O CANADA SEMEN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! OSTRICH MY ASS BUGGER FUCKTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUNTRAG NECROPHILIA CLUSTER FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FIRECROTCH PEEPEE DAMN KAFFIR RUSKIE SHIT FUCK O CANADA DICKHEAD DOG SHIT ASSCRACK JACKASS EPIDIDYMIS DUMBASS FOUR-EYES JACK OFF DAMN DOG FUCKER DUNE COON DICKWAD DICKHEAD DUMBASS BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT BANGKOK PIG SAGGY TITS MAMA MIA BELLEND REDSKIN DAMMIT PICKANINNY WANK HOSER MICK TOWELHEAD BUGGER DICK IN A BOX BOLLOCKS CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD SEX CHOAD ASSWIPE SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK NECROPHILIA BIGNOSE FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT COCKSMOKER PISS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITHEAD DICKHEAD GENITALIA DIPSHIT pen0r JAP CHIGGER FUCK FUCKWIT FUCK DICKFACE WALRUS SHIT SPIC PEARL NECKLACE INCEST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE DICK TITS BUGGER JOHNNY HELL SCUMBUCKET GOD DAMMIT CLUSTER FUCK KENNY SCROTUM suck my mothers FEMADOM CRAPPY [Insert yet another person's name here] CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER CLIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FENCE JUMPER FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSRAMMER DAMN IT DYKE [Insert swear here] MALARKY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CC PLZ PENIS DICKHEAD SPUNK SHITE CUNNILINGUS BUKKAKE FUCKWIT BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER YID FUCKSTAIN KRAUT DICK I'LL RAPE YOU WOMEN'S RIGHTS FEWMETS INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM HUEY P. NEWTON RAT'S ASS SCROTUM FUCKING JUMP! PAKI CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CUNT ASSFACE 666 RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK CHOAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOB SAGET HELL DOUCHING RAT'S COCK BIGNOSE [Insert yet another person's name here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH EMO CUNT DICKHEAD FEMADOM BULLSHIT HELL NEGRO BUGGER WETBACK CONDOMS CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST FUCKING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BALL SACK DELICIOUS CAKE SLITTY EYES CAPTAIN CRUNCH ART METAL PRODUCTS TAFFY REDNECK SHIT PRICK DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER FIST FUCK FELCHMONKEY HELLFUCKER BASTARD MALARKY WIGGER BIGNOSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK ORGASM WANKSPLAT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TITS & DICKS BELGIUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN BASTARD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PUSSY TITS & DICKS COON SHITSKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DIRTY SANCHEZ GRIS DOM DeLUISE CLEVELAND STEAMER DUMBASS CLEVELAND STEAMER NAZI O CANADA TOWELHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE CC PLZ SHITTY DAMN GOD DAMMIT ORGASM KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DUMBASS DICK TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK POOPOO JOHNNY ASS MONKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS TITWANK CUNT PUSSY CHINK MASTURBATION BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT HELL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FAGGOT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKWIT JIGGABOO [EXPLETIVE] SPUNK NIGNOG DILDO BUTT-HOLE SHIT BUGGER NICARAGUA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT BUTT PIRATE SHIT DICKHEAD YOU WANKER GRAPE PENIS WIKIPEDIA CROTCH WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER WEHATEMARIO HELL DOUCHE NAZI FUCKSTAIN SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS TITWANK PUSSY SACRAMENTO SHITSLINGING [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK SHIT TWISTY VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCKING FUCKBOROUGH and with the LIMEY and his DICK TITS of girraffes in which SEX while reading about DICKLICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FRITZ also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BIRD IN THE HOUSE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HOMO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POLACK subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DICKLICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BALLS joke loses its humour GOOK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JACK ABRAMOFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKFACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHIT FUCK ASS AMERICA ONLINE STRAWBERRY ASS!!!!!I <3 COCK

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