Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLEMEN'WANK'TOWELHEAD'JACKASS SHIT'KAFFIR'BUGGER'DICK IN A BOX Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden SAND NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK or POOPY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTRAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MARGARET THATCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BRUSH MA TEETH STRAWBERRY ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MALL SANTA utterFUCKance of socially SONNY BILL WILLIAMS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIRD IN THE HOUSE television programs to address TITMOUSE Tourette's syndrome.

JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourette's is FUCKER not to be DOUCHING confused with GANGBANG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random ASSFACE disorientation, culturally-THONG TASTER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PANCHEN LAMA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRACKER language, POLACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK IN A BOX CLIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLUSTERFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive GRINGO quantities FROG'S FAT ASS of ANAL DIABETES BIRD SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A GENITALIA Polite Note to the DOT HEAD Author:

The SUGARTITS Tourette's JENKEM Research Institute was FUCKING founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITHEAD article SON OF A BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WETBACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PUSSY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WILLY WONKA Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can FRENCH TICKLER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRAK TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFACE bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
• The main HAIL SATAN! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUNE COON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALLS knee O KURWA! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is INCEST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOOK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GENITALIA school for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and CLEMEN commit OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! suicide.
• There is no CHINK cure, and the ASSRAMMER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HADJI perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS body to go FUCKTARD numb and SCROTUM basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD it is without the DOT HEAD drug.

I am an active member of a BULLSHIT tourette syndrome CHENEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONKEY'S UNCLE the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "LAKE TITICACA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for CAMEL JOCKEY "hi-jacking" your YOU SUCK BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA this that really KRAUT annoys me. I am working towards a SHITCUNTING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a DOUCHING horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best NEOPETS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DISSIDENTS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. BALLS Regards to Andrew JACKASS SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The FELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHE punch him if you TITTIES want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NEGRO saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JOHNNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAP and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMMIT BAND WITH 4 FLYING FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITCOCK HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How MOTHERFUCKER to COLGATE cure SCROTUM the PUNANI Tourette's COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIKIPEDIA for I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND Tourette's BULLCRAP Syndrome COON is BEAVER following POMMIE these DAMN rules MONKEY SHIT in SHITHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid BASTARD immature JELLY BEANS little MOCKIE kids,
• 2: Count to SOAPY TITWANK within SCUMBAG 10 PISSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAGO TOURETTE'S IS FUN ASSWIPE nor REBECCA BLACK talk,
• 4: Tell NIGGER yourself you PISSHOLE don't ASS have PRICK this HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWAT WITH NASTY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw SEMEN!

I fucking put PUSSY' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELL PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF CHOAD THIS ARSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUGGER OFF people who try TIT SPRINKLES to battle BIRD IN THE HOUSE'ASSHAT that tight-ass TITS 17-year-SPICY CUNT FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DILDO it now, but someone said FUCKING JUMP!' CLIT RAPE'YUKY DOODY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ROSIE O'DONNELL is a laughing JIZZ matter. Plus there CUM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles EUROIPODS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOAT DICK stuff. So CRAP that means DAMN stop getting mad at the ASSWIPE first part too and CC PLZ talking about the CONDOMS letter that it's WANK mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOG FUCKER hi self BITCH even made a really INBRED good point. "It's SHIT LIKE A HORSE nothing more GO HOME AND DIE from a head nod to a ORGASM knee tick". PISS UP MY ARSE. Which I'll add SUCK MY DICK onto AY-AY-AY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JACKASS suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MALARKY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISSHOLE be, because if I were a GRINGO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PENISBIRD hilarious. If you ASSWIPE Want facts, go on CRAP ON A STICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CONDOMS be offended, don't read ASS LICKER the freaking BELLEND article anyway.

DICKFACE FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN BITCH ANUSCAKE POOPOO SCROTUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS

DAMN WANK NIGNOG BLUE PENIS! CHALICE BATHING SUIT AREA BLISTERING BARNACLES BUTTFUCKER ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHEBAG FIST FUCK NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACK OFF DAMN TRANNY JACKASS JACK OFF BANGKOK CROTCH NIPPLES GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JIZZ SOD CLUSTERFUCK BUKKAKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRAP ON A STICK HELL POLESMOKER KAFFIR DAGO FENCE JUMPER CUNT FUCK A DUCK SHITSLINGING CHIGGER BULLSHIT HELL TACO ASS SOD OFF POOPY ASS FUCKING LICK PUSSY PISS OFF MY ASS FELLATIO TITS & DICKS CUNT DAMN YID TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JERRY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HENTAI CUNT PUSSYLICKER SCUMBAG HEIL HITLER! FUCK DICK BIRD SHIT NECROPHILIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTYMINTS FUCKER CUNT LAPPER NIGNOG TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CRACKER NIPPLES COON I RAPE WALRUSES! 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SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE DAMN ASSHOLE SHITSKIN BASTARD ASS HITLER FUCKING SEMEN I RAPE WALRUSES! JAP BONER AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER FUCKTARD DICKFACE CHIGGER FEMADOM FALSE BENSON KAFFIR CUNTRAG FUCK A DUCK JAP FRAK JERK OFF BUGFUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK CUM POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA TOSSER WANKER DAMN SHIT LIKE A HORSE VAGINA NIGGER TWAT FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! JENKEM DAMN IT ANAL SHITHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK CLUSTERFUCK NAZI BOLLOCKS BORDER HOPPER MALARKY FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT DICKLICK AY-AY-AY BLISTERING BARNACLES JERK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY WANK MILF DICKFACE JERRY BAT FUCK INSANE MOCCASINS HELL FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT INBRED HO REDSKIN CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS VENEREAL DISEASE HYPERINFLATION RUSTY TROMBONE DICKFACE P'KANG CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF FUCK VAGINA FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO I RAPE WALRUSES! FELLATIO CUNT REDNECK COMMUNIST DILDO POOPY SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT POTTYMOUTH SHITPISSER PENIS ON A BUN NIPPLES FUCKFUCKFUCK POMMIE TUBA BASTARD ASSHAT TITWANK FUCKTARD MICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCK JACKASS NORTH KOREA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MILF RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BANGKOK INBRED GRINGO DICKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TWAT COMMUNIST DILDO YOU WANKER ASSHOLE DICK KIDDY FIDDLER CONDOMS TITS TURD DILDO BUGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITE SHIT BALL SACK OSTRICH MY ASS I WILL END YOU! JACKASS SHIT GYPSY SHITTY SHITE SHIT WETBACK DICK IN A BOX POOPOO DICKHEAD NIGGER TITS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT PUSSY ALF FLOWERS TWAT HOLY DUMB FUCK TWAT RANDY TRAVIS SHIT JIZZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GRIS HELLFIRE JAP FUCK YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BELLEND FUCKING A NIGGER TITS SHITE NIGGER PISS BONER PISS OFF MY ASS DICKFACE TITS & DICKS REDNECK CHINK MASTURBATION TWAT SAGGY TITS POOPY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ORGASM BASTARD TOTAL SHITTY KRAUT DONALD RUMSFELD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF CUNT BITCH BEAVER FUCK INCEST SEMEN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKHEAD FELCHING FUCKHEAD LIMEY BUTT-HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TURD BIGNOSE CARPET MUNCHER TITMOUSE SHIT HORSE SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP TITS CHOAD DAMMIT ARSE TIT DIRT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! TITS & DICKS FUCK A DUCK BALLS TITS FUCKFACE BASTARD [expletive deleted] TAMPONS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KRAUT ASS THONG TASTER ASSHOLE SHITHEAD YOUR MOM SHITE I WILL KILL YOU! SHITSKIN FUCK YOU MACACA BUNG-HOLE CUNTRAG DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITCUNTING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER FUCKTARD CUNTRAG HOMO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN ASSCRACK WOP ASSFACE DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH FUCK NUGGET DOG SHIT SHIT EAT MY SHIT! POLESMOKER TENTACLE RAPE ASSHAT POOPY DAMMIT CONDOMS GREASER WIENER BUTTFUCKER CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKFACE JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK HITLER DAMN CUNT CRAPPER FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ALF BIRD SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD WANK SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD PISS DOUCHEBAG NAZI BLUMPKIN CUNT DOUCHEBAG JESSE McCARTNEY PIECE OF SHIT DAMN FUCKING WILLY WONKA SHITHEAD ASSRAPING NIPPLES FUCKBAG SHITSLINGING BONG SUCK MY COCK POLESMOKER COON RUSTY TROMBONE NEGRO BULLSHIT MOLDY TITS HELL BULLCRAP FENCE JUMPER SON OF A BITCH suck my mothers YOU WANKER WIENER ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE AUTOFELLATIO BLOWJOB RAGHEAD CUM FUCKBAG TESTICLE CHOKE CONDOMS SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN TITTIES QUEEF CUNNILINGUS KIKE BIGNOSE HELL DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE RANDY TRAVIS BALLS SUCK MY DICK TOWELHEAD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT PISS OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DILDO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TWAT BLOWJOB LOGJAMMER GRINGO PISS ARTIST I WILL KILL YOU! SHITSLINGING RAPE SHITSLINGING SHITSKIN BUGFUCK FEWMETS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUKKAKE INCEST WOP ASSHOLE SCUMBAG DAMMIT SPUNK DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD JERK OFF SHITCUNTING CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN INCEST DICKHEAD HENTAI BITCH WANKER MOCKIE BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY CROTCH ASSWIPE DAMMIT NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN ASS SHITFACE ASSHOLE FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HATE HATE HAT SCROTUM BITCH WALRUS SHIT SEMEN FRAK ASS FASCIST DAMMIT SHITCUNTING DICK ARSE 666 YOU WANKER NIGGER PORCH MONKEY BIRD SHIT COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITCOCK BLOWJOB JENKEM HAIL SATAN! JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSCRACK CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKTARD INJUN HELL FUCKER FUCKTARD SPIC JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT SIGMUND FREUD SPUNK GOD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS I AM CORNHOLIO! FROG'S FAT ASS THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES POLESMOKER SHITTY BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT ASS LENS CRAFTERS ARSE DOUCHING JIGGABOO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TOWELHEAD BEAVER JERK OFF GINGERBREAD NIGGER BASTARD SHITFUCKER SAGGY TITS SHITE WIENER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK YOU CROTCH TALK PAGES CUNT CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER BANGKOK SHIT I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FUCKWIT INBRED FUCKTARD HEIL HITLER! 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JACK OFF DOT HEAD DAMN SHITTY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ARSEBADGERS NIPPLES CHOAD RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN DOUCHE SON OF A BITCH BITCH MARGARET THATCHER SHIT LIKE A HORSE POLAK HOMO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACK OFF BRUSH MA TEETH MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT DAMN IT FUCK DAGO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWAT SHITE ASS FASCIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE SHITE FUCK OFF DAMN IT BASTARD ASS FUCKWIT HEIL HITLER! DAMN FRED PHELPS FUCK TITTIES CRAPFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PORCH MONKEY PEARL NECKLACE FELCHING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE LOGJAMMER VENEREAL DISEASE BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER GANGBANG BOLLOCKS BALL SACK TITTIES FUCKWIT FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB WOP COCKSMOKER ASS FUCK FEMADOM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BEANER FELLATIO I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BASTARD GOD DAMN CUNT BUKKAKE GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BOOBS FUCKSTAIN FUCK DIPSHIT TUBA DAMN CUNT CRAPPER KRAUT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKWIT YOU WANKER WIGGER FUCK A DUCK I WILL END YOU! GYPSY DOUCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SEX GO HOME AND DIE DOG SHIT NIGGER TITS DILDO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BONER DOT HEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKTARD ANAL DIABETES DONKEY DICK POLAK FRENCH TICKLER NIGNOG CUNT PECKERHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! MASTURBATION JACKASS DOG SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD PUSSY FELLATIO GOOK FUCKING FUCKFACE POMMIE KAFFIR DICK IN A BOX PUNANI CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE HELL NEGRO TAMPON IN MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY HELLFIRE FELLATIO CRAP FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKFACE CUM FROG PUSSY PUSSY FUCKER SOD SHAKOPEE PUSSYLICKER PISS ANUSCAKE YOUR MOM MILF ANAL JAP SHIT CC PLZ RAT'S COCK GOD BLESS AMERICA RECTUM RAIDER ANAL PEARL NECKLACE URINE-GARGLING BUTTFUCKER PISSHOLE KIDDY FIDDLER ASS FASCIST NICARAGUA DAMMIT FUCKING A DAMN P'KANG BELLEND BASTARD ASSRAPING SHITSLINGING GANGBANG SEX SUCK MY COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! DICK POTTYMOUTH RAPE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING BASEBALL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PRICK BIGNOSE TOTAL 666 SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL SUCK MY DICK BITCH JACKASS SHIT TWAT POOPOO SHITSKIN TURD GRINGO YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD NIPPLES FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION TAMPONS SHITFACE [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT GREASER FUCKER JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POMMIE PENIS SHITBALLS DICK SMEG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN JACKASS NIGGER TITS ASSHAT DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS RAT'S COCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT KIKE FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT ART METAL PRODUCTS PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT POLACK TRANNY FLYING FUCK JAP DARTH VADER JACK OFF FUCK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER DAMN IT NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT BENCH PRESS JACKASS ARSE GOATSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHOAD SCUMBAG CARPET MUNCHER DUMBASS YOU WANKER COCKSHITTER BONER CAMEL FUCKER BLUE PENIS! JACKASS GENITALIA FENCE JUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY DOG SHIT [expletive deleted] DYKE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK WEHATEMARIO DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY MALARKY PIGFUCKER SHITTY PISS ARTIST ANAL BOON DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE PISSHOLE DUMBASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA [Insert yet another person's name here] POLAK NAZI DUNE COON FELCHMONKEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNNILINGUS STRAWBERRY ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INBRED CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE KIKE PIGFUCKER BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE BONER ASS HO SHITHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOUCHE [expletive deleted] LENS CRAFTERS WINDOWS VISTA RICK MORANIS FUCK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE INCEST POO POO BLOWJOB JIZZ FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE PISS PISS INBRED WANKER TENTACLE RAPE SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD PENISFUCK FAGGOT RAPE SON OF A BITCH TAMPONS GO COUNT YOUR DICK HAIL SATAN! ANUSCAKE PISS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS OFF SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH SEX suck my mothers TOSSER SHITFACE TWAT DOUCHE YOU WANKER TWAT GO HOME AND DIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD FUCKING A BEAVER ASSHOLE ASSCRACK TWAT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING A TWAT FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT SMEG ORGASM JACK OFF SCUMBUCKET DELICIOUS CAKE COMMUNIST DILDO WETBACK MICK BLUMPKIN VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER DICKLICK ARSE COCK BONER SCROTUM DOG FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTBUCKET and with the 666 and his LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS of girraffes in which HELL while reading about FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOATSE