Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DICKWAD comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FUCKER article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TIT DIRT neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIRD SHIT, sudden INBRED m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIGFUCKER or GOD DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANKSPLAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BANGKOK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN IT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTRAG WINDOWS VISTA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUNG-HOLE utterFUCKance of socially GIVING HEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT LIKE A HORSE television programs to address PEDOPHILIA Tourette's syndrome.

NECROPHILIA Tourette's is TESTICLE CHOKE not to be SHAKOPEE confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BRUSH MA TEETH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-SHITSLIDE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local STRAWBERRY ASS language, FUCKING A and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFUCKER HADJI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YOU quantities INCEST of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A CHING CHONG CHINK Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS founded to SCUMBUCKET.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SEX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITSLINGING article PUSSY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHETITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONALD RUMSFELD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourrette's sufferers BEANER swear. You can GIVING HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible TWISTY VAGINA thing.
The main CUNNILINGUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TWAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BALLS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is TESTICLE CHOKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MASTURBATION cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WHORE school for CHINA IS CAPITALIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage QUEEF sufferers to become DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT manically depressed and BALL SACK commit PRICK suicide.
There is no JACKASS SHIT cure, and the KNOBJOCKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the CONAN O'BRIAN tics often have adverse PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DUNE COON perodol" which caused my entire PISS OFF body to go I WILL KILL YOU! numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITTY it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the PENIS public view of Tourettes as a "AUTOFELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOCKIE sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your SHITFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKWIT this that really PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a BUKKAKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNNILINGUS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAMEL FUCKER, and making fun of a CAPTAIN CRUNCH horrible disorder is (not) FRED PHELPS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best FIST FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBETAN BUDDHISM reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PORTUGAL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew FUCKTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The MOLDY TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGGER punch him if you HELL want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOUCHING saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my RANDY TRAVIS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BIRD SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DELICIOUS CAKE and WETBACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTBUCKET BAND WITH 4 SCROTUM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GENITALIA HORSE! BIRD SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIRD SHIT'S HOUSE

How FUCK NUGGET to BITCH cure GOBSHITE the FOUR-EYES Tourette's WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING RAT'S ASS for COON Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome CC PLZ is FUCK following PISS OFF these FUCKING BASEBALL rules ASS in PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! order:

1: Avoid WANK immature BUTTFUCKER little NECROPHILIA kids,
2: Count to JERRY within TITTIES 10 PAKIseconds,
3: Do not open your SEX JACK OFF NAZI nor CLEMEN talk,
4: Tell TIT DIRT yourself you RAT'S ASS don't DOUCHE have CUNTBUCKET this GANGBANG disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FIST FUCK WITH NASTY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BIRD SHIT last straw FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA!

I fucking put SHITCOCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the TOP OF DOG SHIT THIS POLESMOKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGGER offensive. JACKASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS people who try PRICK to battle MOTHERFUCKER'FUCKING that tight-ass GYPSY 17-year-SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS?—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HOT GRITS it now, but someone said DAMNATION' BITCH NIGGER TITS'PISS OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING STEVE BALLMER is a laughing JACKASS matter. Plus there NIPPLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YUKY DOODY Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles MARGARET THATCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So SAND NIGGER that means TOSSER stop getting mad at the BALL SACK first part too and CRAPMUNCHER talking about the ANAL letter that it's FLYING FUCK mocking (what DUMBASS letter? I don't even know what TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEMEN hi self ASSWIPE even made a really JESSE McCARTNEY good point. "It's PORCH MONKEY nothing more KIKE from a head nod to a AUTOFELLATIO knee tick". SPICY CUNT FUCK. Which I'll add FUCK onto CLEMEN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that CAMEL FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NAZI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CONDOMS be, because if I were a SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you SEX Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read [Insert silly non-swear here] the freaking CUM article anyway.

MUGABE'S MOMMA YOU WANKER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! RANDY TRAVIS SON OF A BITCH CUNTSWILLING GRIS LENS CRAFTERS ASSWIPE BRITNEY

JENKEM AUTOFELLATIO LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FLYING FUCK WANK CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD NIGGER FIST FUCK GYPSY DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TWISTY VAGINA CHOAD KISSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WETBACK NICARAGUA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOCCASINS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JERRY DAMN IT DOUCHING SHIT RECTUM RAIDER HELL MASTURBATION FUCKWIT TITWANK FUCKSTAIN JACKASS WANK COCKSMOKER CUNTSWILLING FELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER ASS PEDOPHILIA HELL PIG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKFACE FUCK NUGGET PUSSY DUMBASS FELCHING PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH DICKFACE EAT MY SHIT! PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES BATHING SUIT AREA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BASTARD BASTARD FUCKHEAD BOB SAGET CHIGGER FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK DEVELOPERS! FUDGEPACKER CROTCH O CANADA MASTURBATION BITCH FUCKSTAIN NIGGER DICKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICKFACE FUCKFACE FUCKTARD FUCK YOU ALEX TREBEK WOMEN'S RIGHTS TOSSER ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD KISSER BUKKAKE O KURWA! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL SHITPISSER P'KANG SHIT GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHE NAZI SHITHEAD GOAT DICK CLIT CHIGGER CLEMEN OSTRICH MY ASS ASS FASCIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF GOBSHITE SHITE SHITSLINGING TIT DIRT SHIT DIPSHIT SHITHEAD FEMADOM CLIT CUNTYMINTS ASS POTTYMOUTH HELLFUCKER REBECCA BLACK CUNT HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK HELL FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT JESSE McCARTNEY INCEST FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKHEAD SEMEN CHAV BALL SACK TAMPONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE HELLFUCKER SON OF A BITCH GO HOME AND DIE FIST FUCK BUGGER OFF COLGATE ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY CHOAD SOD VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE WIGGER ORGASM PRICK BONER SHITTY ASS FASCIST TITTIES PUSSYLICKER FUCKTARD DICKHEAD ABO O KURWA! TIMBER NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD DICKFACE TAFFY POMMIE MARCH OF FLAMES COCKSUCKER DONKEY DICK ASS WOP PISS ARTIST BEAVER DICKWAD BELGIUM DIRTY SANCHEZ ADMINS ARE GAY DAMN MACACA BUTT PIRATE FROG CUNT YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCCASINS HELL GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS URINE-GARGLING ASS TWO-INCH PENIS TWAT MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE PIG DICKWAD PRICK PIGFUCKER NORTH KOREA FROG'S FAT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK FRENCH TICKLER RAPE KNOBJOCKEY SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK DUMBASS TAFFY BUTT-HEAD RAT'S COCK CUNT EUROIPODS BATHING SUIT AREA ASSBANDIT FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT PISS FEMADOM NAZI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CODEINE IS A QUEER SEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITHEAD DARTH VADER BUGGER DONKEY PUNCHER JOHN ELWAY CHICKEN SHIT JERRY HELL DAMN ASS LICKER FAG SCUMBAG BUTT-HEAD COON JOHNNY WANKSPLAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HITLER PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN SCUMBAG WOP SEX BONG P'KANG PRICK FLYING FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN BITCH HELL DUMBASS SOD OFF BASTARD YOU WANKER GOD DAMN PISS DOUCHETITS SHIT KAFFIR MONKEY'S UNCLE ANAL JENKEM INBRED MOTHERFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE TWAT BUKKAKE WANKSPLAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH SHITE HUMAN RIGHTS SHAKOPEE ARSE BULLSHIT ASSWIPE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSCRACK EAT MY SHIT! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKER WHORE CUNT BATMAN & ROBIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SACRED CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHIT PIGFUCKER AY-AY-AY ASSHAT SHITE DICK VENEREAL DISEASE FUDGEPACKER BIRD SHIT CUNT CRAPPER TUBA PISS KAFFIR TITS & DICKS PUSSY ORGASM KIKE DOUCHE NAZI FUCK ASSHAT VAGINA BONER PUSSY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DOM DeLUISE WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN FALSE BENSON TITS SHIT DAMN IT TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER LET'S SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUSSY BUKKAKE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELL SEX FUCKWIT HELL JACKASS FUDGEPACKER NIGNOG DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION FUCKFACE FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL [Insert swear here] COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHOLE MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE GOD DAMN CAPITALISM FELCHING GIVING HEAD SHIT DAMN DICKFACE DYKE SEMEN HATE HATE HAT ABO FUCKING JUMP! 30 CASES OF PICKLES AUTOFELLATIO BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKING A GANGBANG SPUNK suck my mothers JAP COCKSUCKER DAMN IT DICKHEAD BASTARD FELLATIO BASTARD TOSSER JACKASS SHITCOCK BIRD SHIT PUSSY ASS FUCK PISS FUCKING FUCKHEAD SPIC MOLDY TITS TWAT SHITFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PICKANINNY JIZZ ABO BEAVER DARTH VADER FRITZ SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER SHITFACE suck my mothers COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOOBS RAGHEAD FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SEX JACKASS SHIT NAZI NEGRO BALL SACK POLESMOKER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK NUGGET VAGINA JAP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CAMEL FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOOK TOSSER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT HOT GRITS NAZI CRAPMUNCHER GRIS FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAMMER ASSHAT DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE PENISBIRD RAT'S ASS ORGASM PRICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SON OF A BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE BLUE PENIS! SUCK MY COCK INCEST CUNT CHINK YUKY DOODY BULLSHIT FUCK WIENER JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE DAMN BALL SACK BLUMPKIN BUTTFUCKER CHOAD PISS ARTIST CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD KISSER THONG TASTER MOZILLA FIREFOX TOSSER SEMEN DICKWAD PRICK DILDO SHITSLINGING CHOAD KISSER FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT FAG GOBSHITE CUNT JERRY SON OF A BITCH COON JOHNNY GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN DAGO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER RAGHEAD ANAL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LET'S SHIT WANKSPLAT COCKSMOKER MILF O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN SEX YUKY DOODY FUCK OFF TRANNY FUCKWIT BONER DUMBASS LAKE TITICACA VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY CC PLZ SHITE FUCKER BIGNOSE POLESMOKER WANK BENSON SUCKS GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAGGY TITS SHIT JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM POLAK YOU WANKER COCK PISS ARTIST FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE BULLSHIT TITWANK FELCHING DOUCHING DOUCHING FUCK OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL TRANNY CUNTRAG SUCK MY COCK NAZI SOD HELL FAG JACKASS PISS OFF FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BLOWJOB DAGO BAD MOTHERFUCKER HYPERINFLATION CAMEL FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT MARCH OF FLAMES TAMPON IN MY ASS GIVING HEAD COMMUNION WAFER PIG SHITBALLS YID AUTOFELLATIO DOG SHIT FROG PUNANI HORSE PENIS JACK OFF HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD BITCH DAMN CLIT PIG MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS WETBACK FUCKSTAIN CHINK BLOWJOB JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY COON ASSFACE CUNT SNUFF PORN JERRY TACO MARGARET THATCHER TITWANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU WANKER BITCH POISON IN TOOTHPASTE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKTARD DICKHEAD BONG FUCK OFF HOT GRITS LAKE TITICACA PUSSYLICKER MICK WHITE POWER FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM TUBA DICKFACE FUCK OFF COCK DOG FUCKER DOT HEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSHOLE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUM SHITCOCK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD SHITTY FUCK BASTARD FAG DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK COON BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT PISS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE ABO FELLATIO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TWAT WANK FENCE JUMPER DICKLICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE POLAK CRAPMUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK HELL MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NI REDSKIN JACKASS FUCKHEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKING A FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU HELL FUCKTARD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS TITWANK SEMEN BITCH HOSER DAMN CLEMEN CLUSTERFUCK HELL MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAMEL FUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BOOBIES DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SEX DOUCHING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BONG BLISTERING BARNACLES POTTYMOUTH CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK ALF JACKASS SHIT RAGHEAD DILDO SHITTY TACO BULLCRAP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE BIRD SHIT EMO FUCKER FAG MOCCASINS YOU WANKER WANK WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH FRAK FUCKING JUMP! WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JOHN SMILEY FACE REDNECK SHITBALLS DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING BOB SAGET GO COUNT YOUR DICK MONKEY SHIT BEANER RAPE DAMN NIPPLES FUCKTARD VAGINA SHITFACE BELLEND SHIT FUCKSTAIN ROMANIA JACKASS FUCKBAG INBRED JACK OFF CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS CHIGGER BASTARD DAMN TAFFY REDSKIN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOD DAMN THIS IS SPARTA! FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ MOCCASINS FUCKBAG FIST FUCK NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE BITCH DIPSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL END YOU! COCK DICKFACE MASTURBATION DICKWAD LET'S SHIT COCKSMOKER SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK COCKSUCKER SCROTUM MILF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DUMBASS SHITHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER BITCH PENISFUCK FUCKING DONALD RUMSFELD ASS FASCIST DILDO BONER TWISTY VAGINA GIVING HEAD BOOBS FUCKER WIGGER INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE FUCKING GOOK SCUMBUCKET BOLLOCKS WOODPECKERSHIT SCUMBAG BELLEND BASTARD SOD BUGFUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHENEY MACACA LOGJAMMER FELCHING DIPSHIT BEANER SHITE PRICK BITCH REBECCA BLACK PEDOPHILIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAPE TITTIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOG FUCKER BITCH HELL FUCK FUCK OFF PENISBIRD NEGRO CRAP SEMEN FAG BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK TITTYWANK NAZI 4CHAN DOG SHIT FUCK FUCK NUGGET NI SHAKOPEE CHENEY BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER SHITE CHRISTHUMPER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DIPSHIT NAZI BORDER HOPPER CUNT SEX GO HOME AND DIE NEOPETS YOU WANKER DUMBASS FUCK YOU BLOWJOB WANK TURD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD SHIT ASSWIPE WOMEN'S RIGHTS BELLEND PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY INCEST JERK OFF CHENEY PEDOPHILIA BITCH MICK COCKSHITTER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER YOUR MOM WIENER CUNT FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GRINGO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MALL SANTA FUCKING DOUCHE TWO-INCH PENIS ARSEBADGERS JERRY CAMEL JOCKEY BLOWJOB SHITE HAPPINESS NIGGER TURD WOP RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH KRAUT BITCH DOUCHEBAG INJUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSY ASSWIPE GARBAGE DAY! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BORDER HOPPER and with the HO and his I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! of girraffes in which DAGO while reading about IN SACREMENT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JAP also


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