Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's KRAUT'ASSBANDIT'BALL SACK'DOUCHING'ARSE'UNICORNS'GOBSHITE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHIT look at the JACK OFF talk page of this FOUR-EYES article for notes or discussion before SHITSLINGING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHEBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder POLAK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICK TITS, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRAPFUCKER or ORANGE TURTLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNTRAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GIVING HEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBIES utterFUCKance of socially O CANADA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address CUM Tourette's syndrome.

GANGBANG Tourette's is NIGGER not to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI confused with POOPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PUSSY random COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK disorientation, culturally-BUTTFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POO POO BLOWJOB outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JOHNNY language, NIPPLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKWIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHOAD souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities TRANNY of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A MONKEY SHIT Polite Note to the FLYING FUCK Author:

The JIGGABOO Tourette's PENIS Research Institute was PUSSY founded to MACACA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKSUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BANGKOK article FUCKING A funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING JUMP! bad side of a terrible RAT'S COCK thing.
• The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WALRUS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee PENISFUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GENITALIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMMIT school for GANGBANG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage STRAWBERRY ASS sufferers to become FAGGOT manically depressed and FEWMETS commit JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK suicide.
• There is no CONDOMS cure, and the CAMEL JOCKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the CARPET MUNCHER tics often have adverse RAT'S ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITE perodol" which caused my entire SHITE body to go I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! numb and SHITSLINGING basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! drug.

I am an active member of a MY ANUS IS BLEEDING tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HONKY the YOU WANKER public view of Tourettes as a "WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNNILINGUS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENIS sorry for DOUCHE "hi-jacking" your [expletive deleted] entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HOMO this that really BOOBS annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF A BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITTY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SAND NIGGER, and making fun of a DICK IN A BOX horrible disorder is (not) ASSCRACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITE time.

Best DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK NUGGET” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. INBRED Regards to Andrew JACKASS SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The DOUCHE bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you WANK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOSSER saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITSLIDE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICK TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I'LL RAPE YOU and POLAK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT LAPPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTING ASSCRACK BAND WITH 4 BIRD SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PUSSY HORSE! DICK TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICK TITS'S HOUSE

How JIZZ to BENSON SUCKS cure BIGNOSE the JIZZ Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for CHIGGER Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome DOT HEAD is WANKSPLAT following AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI these CUNTRAG rules CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT in DIPSHIT order:

• 1: Avoid BAD MOTHERFUCKER immature SAND NIGGER little FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHE within DAMN IT 10 BOOBSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK CROTCH BRUSH MA TEETH nor SCUMBAG talk,
• 4: Tell SHITBALLS yourself you ASSCRACK don't PENISFUCK have WANKSPLAT this WANKSPLAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD WITH NASTY ASSFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ABO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICK TITS last straw ASSHOLE!

I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHE NAZI the TOP OF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THIS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. RAGHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKHEAD people who try DICKHEAD to battle GOBSHITE'ASS that tight-ass BONER 17-year-JACKASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK YOU it now, but someone said MOCKIE' HELL BITCH'NEOPETS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SOD OFF is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are NIPPLES articles PEDOPHILIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BAT FUCK INSANE stuff. So CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE that means HOLY DUMB FUCK stop getting mad at the CLEMEN first part too and ASS LICKER talking about the THIS IS SPARTA! letter that it's FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what SHITTING DICK NIPPLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSCRACK hi self PUNANI even made a really SPUNK good point. "It's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM nothing more SHITSKIN from a head nod to a INBRED knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add FUCKBAG onto EPIDIDYMIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPICY CUNT FUCK suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSCRACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOATSE be, because if I were a SPANK THE MONKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking PENIS article anyway.

OSTRICH MY ASS FEWMETS JERK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOLDY TITS FUCK DONKEY DICK DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN TACO

BOOBS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK P'KANG RICK MORANIS FUCK SHIT CRAPMUNCHER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING JUMP! ANAL ASS MILF EMO WIKIPEDIA ASSHAT SHITFUCKER CHUFF HELLFUCKER BIGNOSE INCEST ASSHOLE WIGGER ARSE DICKFACE ALEX TREBEK DAMN TRANNY CLEVELAND STEAMER HONKY TWISTY VAGINA HELLFIRE TIT DIRT GO HOME AND DIE FEMADOM OH SHI– JACKASS RAGHEAD TWAT FUCK PISS OFF JACKASS WIENER CUNTYMINTS FASHION BUG [Insert silly non-swear here] NIGGER SNUFF PORN SUCK MY DICK SHITSKIN JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CROTCH DAMMIT RAT'S COCK BALL SACK DIPSHIT DAMNED TABERNACLE CARPET MUNCHER MONKEY SHIT TACO FUCK YOU ASS FUCK BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH SHITE RICK MORANIS ASSHAT CHINK SUCK MY COCK JACKASS SHIT TWAT MARCH OF FLAMES DUMBASS FUCK NUGGET CHIGGER WANK DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! SHIT LET'S SHIT ORGASM NORTH KOREA DAMN SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT HELL TIT DIRT BENCH PRESS SUITCASE PENIS INBRED PISS GOD DAMN EMO DICKLICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BASTARD HORSE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD ANAL FROG FUCKFACE GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT BIG FOOT MAMA MIA BUGGER FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD FUCK WIENER CUNT NIGGER BOB SAGET MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TUBA ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER MOLDY TITS BITCH EMO FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FUCKING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEMEN EMO SUCK MY DICK BITCH WIGGER HITLER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANKSPLAT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN FELLATIO FUCK PUSSY ASS CUNNILINGUS FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY WANK PENIS ON A STICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GANGBANG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITFACE BITCH QUEEF CLIT WOP BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN PIGFUCKER JIZZ BALL SACK AY-AY-AY JOHNNY BUGGER FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE DARTH VADER FLYING FUCK ASSRAPING SHITFACE DICKHEAD SHITFACE ABO SHITHEAD CHRIS CHAN HELL CRAPMUNCHER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB ASSHOLE SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS ASS SHITCOCK CLUSTER FUCK BELLEND MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS WIGGER D'OH DIPSHIT DEVELOPERS! BUGGER OFF DOUCHING FELLATIO HYPERINFLATION JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNNILINGUS TIT SPRINKLES ANUSCAKE STEVE BALLMER FUCKFACE YOU SUCK BALLS SEX SPUNK SEX GOD DAMN BITCH LIMEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKWIT BEAVER SHITCOCK INBRED FUCKTARD DYKE WOP SPANK THE MONKEY CLUSTER FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO WANK RAT'S ASS HELL WOP MOZILLA FIREFOX BANGKOK FUCKING JUMP! CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CRAPPY CRACKER CUM AUTOFELLATIO ASS BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD GREASER DILDO FLYING FUCK GOAT DICK COCK FUCKWIT DAMN NIPPLES YOU SUCK BALLS POLESMOKER RAPE RUSKIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNTING ASSCRACK INCEST ARSE HOCKEY CHIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNTSWILLING ROSIE O'DONNELL HORSE SHIT INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK YOU BOOBIES ASSHAT SHITHEAD INBRED MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKHEAD FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE SHITE BUTT-HOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN CLEMEN PENIS WOP FRITZ FUCKING BONER FAGGOT FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD YOGHURT CANNON JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE DUMBASS FUCKWIT CHOAD KISSER ASS ASSCRACK FUCK GENITALIA SHITPISSER BASTARD FUCKER HELL FLYING FUCK GENITALIA [EXPLETIVE] PORCH MONKEY BOON DAMN ASSHAT BALL SACK NIGGER SHITTY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! AUTOFELLATIO HELL FELCHMONKEY LENS CRAFTERS FRAK NAZI FELCHING FUCK YOU SHIT SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS COCKSHITTER SHITE TITWANK FUCK YOU FELLATIO SHITFUCKER COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIST FUCK YID MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD SHIT HELLFIRE GOAT DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YUKKY DOODY TWISTY VAGINA FENCE JUMPER CUNTRAG MONKEY SHIT DONGSHOVER SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKWIT TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD SHITHEAD CUNT BOON MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO HELL DEMOCRACY WANK FENCE JUMPER CHOAD INBRED CHICKEN SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT SHITTY BORDER HOPPER HOSER PUSSY DICKHEAD DAMN WIENER MALARKY FENCE JUMPER CUM SHITPISSER NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GIVING HEAD BITCH COCKGOBLIN DAMN ASS COLGATE DAMN CLUSTER FUCK BOB SAGET PISS ARTIST DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT WIGGER DICKHEAD SHAKOPEE POOPOO WIGGER FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE SHIT FUCKWIT CHIGGER BOOBS ASS [expletive deleted] HENTAI FUCK KRAUT GOD DAMMIT HAPPINESS SOD OFF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOODIE HEAD NEOPETS FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT FUCKER JACKASS SHIT CLEMEN COMMUNIST DILDO AY-AY-AY WETBACK NIGGER MICK DAMN IT I WILL KILL YOU! SCROTUM WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK SHIT TITS JIZZ MONKEY BALLS GRAPE PENIS CHOAD BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH PISS FUCK ARSE DAMN IT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI DAMN IT BASKETBALL HOOP ARSEBADGERS SHIT BULLSHIT QUEEF BITCH ARSEBADGERS CAMEL JOCKEY COMMUNIST DILDO SPIC TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH O CANADA HELL QUEEF CHUFF DAMN VAGINA DICK TITS FUCK COCKSMOKER HENTAI SHITFUCKER CHIGGER DICK IN A BOX SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SCROTUM PAKI SOD ASS LICKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBAG WANK COCKSUCKER FUCK NUGGET BASTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! HELL PISSHOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKFACE CODEINE IS A QUEER RECTUM RAIDER COCK THONG TASTER FELLATIO FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER HOMO WANK BIGNOSE BITCH CARPET MUNCHER pen0r BITCH DOODIE HEAD HUMAN RIGHTS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BLUMPKIN SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS ASS FASCIST FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE POTTYMOUTH HORSE SHIT SEMEN FUCK YOU GENITALIA SHITSLINGING ORGASM BUTTFUCKER DOUCHEBAG DICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITBALLS NEGRO FAG BOB SAGET COCKSUCKER BITCH PISSHOLE COCKSTUFFER BIGNOSE ASSHAT EPIDIDYMIS PUSSY ASSFACE CLUSTER FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN SHIT HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE PENISFUCK PENIS GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FENCE JUMPER WIENER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS POWERSHIT FUCKING SHITE FRENCH TICKLER PISS OFF JIGGABOO VAGINA BIGNOSE REBECCA BLACK HELL MARGARET THATCHER INBRED SUGAR DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE NIPPLES TURD JERK OFF POLAK SCROTUM BITCH TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX RANDY TRAVIS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCOCK CLIT MOTHERFUCKER GRAPE PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COMMUNION WAFER COCKSMOKER FRENCH TICKLER BLISTERING BARNACLES DUNE COON [expletive deleted] SCROTUM FLYING FUCK ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT YID FUCK YOU SUGARTITS SHITTY THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SMEG TAMPONS PISS OFF GREASER BULLSHIT SPUNK FUCKSTAIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSFACE DICKFACE FUCKING POLESMOKER SHITPISSER NIPPLES QUEEF suck my mothers GIVING HEAD HAIL SATAN! GO HOME AND DIE SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE DICKHEAD HONKY CUM DIRTY SANCHEZ [expletive deleted] SHITE SHITSLINGING COMMUNIST DILDO CLIT TITS MALARKY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FOUR-EYES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEMEN DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST [Insert silly non-swear here] MONKEY BALLS BOB SAGET PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! HONKY DICKFACE BOB SAGET BULLSHIT TITS & DICKS CROTCH FUCKTARD FIRECROTCH JACKASS CLEMEN PISS ARTIST CLUSTER FUCK HORSE PENIS RANDY TRAVIS MOLDY TITS FUCK RAT'S ASS BIG FOOT HOSER RAPE TITWANK CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN BRITNEY lowercase SPICY CUNT FUCK PUSSY BULLSHIT MASTURBATION FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT DICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS & DICKS LIMEY DAMN TACO GOATSE FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF DOUCHE NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN YID CUM ARSE DICK CHICKEN SHITSLINGING CRAPPY DICK TAFFY BUGFUCK SHITTY BONG ASS BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT BITCH ASSHOLE BEANER SHITSLINGING YID SHITHEAD CONDOMS CLUSTER FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF DOUCHING BITCH DOT HEAD DICK TITS FRITZ SAGGY TITS SPIC FUCKING ASSHAT COCKSUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOATSE ORGASM SUCK MY DICK FUCK OFF TIT DIRT YID FUCKER HORSE PENIS DIPSHIT WINDOWS VISTA BLOWJOB ARSE FUCK YOU DONALD RUMSFELD NIPPLES MACACA ASSFACE ASS BITCH FUCK CHRISTHUMPER DAMMIT PRICK COCKSHITTER TWAT ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET NECROPHILIA DAMN PECKERHEAD PUSSY MARY WHITEHOUSE ORGASM JACKASS CUNT FUCK O KURWA! SCROTUM RAPE ROSIE O'DONNELL DICK CHICKEN CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER CUNTING ASSCRACK DICKFACE RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU YUKKY DOODY FUCKSTAIN TURD MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT NIPPLES CLUSTER FUCK WANKSPLAT COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK TITS SHITFACE COCK HELL SHITFUCKER GRINGO SHIT CUNT PUSSYLICKER BASTARD DAMN HELL CHOAD BITCH JIZZ FLYING FUCK POLACK DOUCHE GOD DAMN FRITZ CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK YID CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING DOUCHE NAZI MOCKIE NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DOG FUCKER DOG FUCKER BITCH VAGINA BITCH RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT GYPSY PISSHOLE CRAP DICK DAMN IT FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POO POO BLOWJOB SPICY CUNT FUCK NAZI GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS CRACKER BIRD SHIT SUCK MY DICK SHITTY BUDDHISM DICKLICK JACKASS DAMN CLUSTER FUCK DOG SHIT FUCK BEANER DAMMIT TAMPONS BOOBS FIST FUCK GARBAGE DAY! [Insert silly non-swear here] TOSSER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA KRAUT CTHULHU FHTAGN DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! EUROIPODS 30 CASES OF PICKLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE GREASER ASSWIPE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ABO FELCHING SHITE CUNT DOUCHING DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD HELL FUCK SHITSLINGING GO COUNT YOUR DICK BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN BOB SAGET POLAK CHIGGER RAT'S COCK FELLATIO SHITFACE BASTARD FUCK WANK ASS LICKER BITCH PRICK SOD SHIT INCEST DICKFACE FAGGOT CLUSTER FUCK FAGGOT PORCH MONKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FELLATIO HOMO YOU BATHING SUIT AREA SCUMBUCKET TITS & DICKS BRITNEY WOODPECKERSHIT BRUSH MA TEETH BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK CUM FUCK YOU NIGGER REDSKIN FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT ARSE SCUMBUCKET FLYING FUCK WANK BITCH CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT DUMBASS JACK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT NIGGER FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE SOD O CANADA SOD [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING SEX SUCK MY COCK TWISTY VAGINA SHITTY DAGO FUCKING A DICKFACE SPUNK TIMBER NIGGER MILF FUCKER WHORE SHIT FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD KNOBJOCKEY VAGINA FRIG PISS ARTIST CRAPPY SHITHEAD SCUMBAG BITCH CRACKER ASSWIPE EAT MY SHIT! DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKING A TWAT PUNANI JOHNNY HOMO CRAPFUCKER COON FUCKER NIPPLES GOBSHITE BOOBS CHAV INJUN DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DIPSHIT DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITTY FELLATIO GOBSHITE YOUR MOM YOU WANKER HUEY P. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BASTARD SNUFF PORN YID JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICK TITS DICKHEAD CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL DOG SHIT HUMAN RIGHTS HOT GRITS HELLFUCKER YOU WANKER TAFFY FELLATIO NECROPHILIA HITLER TITTYWANK DOUCHE CHAV NORTH KOREA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUNG-HOLE COCK GANGBANG FUCK YOU HEIL HITLER! POLESMOKER POOPY SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITCOCK SHITE SHITTY SAND NIGGER TITS & DICKS NEGRO ASSCRACK SLOPE BUGGER OFF ASS BUGGER OFF PEARL NECKLACE TWAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SAGGY TITS SEX DICKHEAD INBRED DICK HEIL HITLER! WARNER MUSIC GROUP MONKEY SHIT THERE IS A CABAL COON PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE DONKEY DICK FUCK BIRD SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HENTAI CUNTSWILLING SHITBALLS FUCKFACE CRAP DAGO CHINK FUCK A DUCK SHITBALLS CHOAD CONDOMS CLEMEN ANUSCAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITCOCK SPUNK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITPISSER QUEEF PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive OSTRICH MY ASS and with the CRAPPY and his GO HOME AND DIE of girraffes in which BAD MOTHERFUCKER while reading about FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PIECE OF SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BEANER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BOOBIES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TITTYWANK subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHICKEN FRIES ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MASTURBATION If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNNILINGUS joke loses its humour FRIENDS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITTY ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASSHAT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! LENS CRAFTERS GRINGO POLACK ASSFACE HONKY!!!!!I <3 COCK

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