Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a SHUT UP, MEG! look at the SHITFACE talk page of this SOD OFF article for notes or discussion before MOLDY TITS editing.

For those without FUCKSTAIN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BLUMPKIN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOG SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BOLLOCKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SEMEN, sudden DAMN IT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FALSE BENSON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HORSE SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YOU DIPSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially GOBSHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BONG television programs to address WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette's syndrome.

ASS LICKER Tourette's is FUCK not to be GO COUNT YOUR DICK confused with YOU WANKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JUNGLE BUNNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random BUTT PIRATE disorientation, culturally-IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CC PLZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSCRACK language, FUCKTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BEANER ARSEBADGERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOOBIES souvenir shoppes and massive HO quantities WOODPECKERSHIT of ANAL DIABETES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE garbage.

Darnit.

A FIRECROTCH Polite Note to the CHICKEN SHIT Author:

The HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette's BONER Research Institute was CTHULHU FHTAGN founded to FELCHMONKEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN IT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SOD article NIGGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNTRAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITCOCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUITCASE PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNNILINGUS TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible CUM thing.
The main CHOAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TAIWAN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSFACE knee suck my mothers NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is DICKFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GANGBANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TOWELHEAD sufferers to become GO HOME AND DIE manically depressed and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE commit JACK OFF suicide.
There is no CUM cure, and the O KURWA! drugs that are available to, "calm" the HORSE PENIS tics often have adverse NAZI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOLDY TITS perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go FUCKTARD numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than VAGINA it is without the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS drug.

I am an active member of a CHING CHONG CHINK tourette syndrome TRANNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY DICK the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "FUDGEPACKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I RAPE WALRUSES! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for WALRUS SHIT "hi-jacking" your GANGBANG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRENCH TICKLER this that really CHOAD annoys me. I am working towards a HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ABO, and making fun of a DIRTY SANCHEZ horrible disorder is (not) SHITTY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JENKEM time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. GYPSY Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMMIT punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOT HEAD saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my HOLY DUMB FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SEMEN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and ARSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BLESSED DAMN SAINT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS OFF MY ASS BAND WITH 4 WETBACK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAPE HORSE! SEMEN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SEMEN'S HOUSE

How NECROPHILIA to JACKASS cure COCKSHITTER the FUCK A DUCK Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourette's WARNER MUSIC GROUP Syndrome GOOK is ASSWIPE following PORCH MONKEY these CUNT rules DOT HEAD in FUCK OFF order:

1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature SUCK COCKS IN HELL! little TAIWAN kids,
2: Count to IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

within CLUSTERFUCK 10 BLUMPKINseconds,

3: Do not open your NIPPLES FELCHING YOU WANKER nor CHAV talk,
4: Tell RAT'S ASS yourself you GRAPE PENIS don't MOTHERFUCKER have HELL this FUCKER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHAKOPEE WITH NASTY DILDO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SEMEN last straw DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLIT the TOP OF FUCKER THIS GANGBANG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BLUE PENIS! offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIPPLES people who try FUCKING A to battle DICKFACE'DAMN that tight-ass MOCCASINS 17-year-HITLER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES it now, but someone said DONKEY PUNCHER' SHITHEAD BEANER'KNOBJOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING FUCK is a laughing SCROTUM matter. Plus there SHITHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I CAN AFFORD FOOD stuff. So CROTCH that means QUEEF stop getting mad at the SHITCUNTING first part too and FUCK OFF talking about the PIECE OF SHIT letter that it's FUCK NUGGET mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTYWANK hi self CUNT even made a really WOMEN'S RIGHTS good point. "It's PUSSYLICKER nothing more TWAT from a head nod to a SCUMBUCKET knee tick". TURD. Which I'll add BLOWJOB onto PEEPEE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NECROPHILIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a BUGGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK be offended, don't read AY-AY-AY the freaking pen0r article anyway.

DICKFACE HO ARSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FENCE JUMPER FUCK OFF NIGGER [expletive deleted] BOOBS GOD DAMN

BLOWJOB POO POO BLOWJOB ORGASM PIGFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! PRICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SPIC SHIT TITS SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! DIPSHIT CLEMEN WANKSPLAT DUNE COON BOOBIES BULLSHIT SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITSKIN SHITCUNTING SEX BUTTFUCKER ORGASM FUCKING FLYING FUCK GENITALIA ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DICKHEAD GOD DAMN BASTARD DOG FUCKER ASSHAT CUM MALARKY WIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUTTFUCKER ORANGE TURTLE CLEVELAND STEAMER GANGBANG NIPPLES CHING CHONG CHINK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKTARD OSCAR WILDE IS GAY BIG FOOT MILF SHITHEAD GRINGO SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH MALARKY CRACKER GANGBANG DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT BELGIUM TAFFY RAPE WANK CRACKER FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK DOUCHE NAZI PUSSY FUCK YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT KRAUT EAT MY SHIT! HAIL SATAN! BITCH BALLS LET'S SHIT PENIS ABO SHIT LIKE A HORSE WIENER FROG MOTHERFUCKER INBRED PIGFUCKER GOAT DICK HELLFIRE FUCKING RAPE SHITTY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FRIG DILDO DAMN HAIL SATAN! PENISBIRD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMN BUKKAKE ASS WANK FUCK YOU FUCK A DUCK PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE CUNT LAPPER NICARAGUA CUM FUCKER TWAT SNUFF PORN JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH BEANER FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY MONKEY BALLS CUNT O KURWA! FEMADOM TITS FUCK ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER SHITPISSER TAIWAN HO GARBAGE DAY! RAPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE REDNECK DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! PUNANI FUCK POMMIE BUGFUCK FUCK YOU DAMMIT FRAK BITCH TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I WILL END YOU! MONKEY BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY BELLEND TITTIES PAKI FUCK NIGGER MALARKY DOUCHEBAG BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE PORCH MONKEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CARPET MUNCHER HELL LGBT RIGHTS ASS PICKANINNY TAFFY WIENER DOODIE HEAD WANKER FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA TRANNY SHITFUCKER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? JACKASS SHITFUCKER DAMN FUCKING PEDOPHILIA SHIT SHITCOCK POLESMOKER DUNE COON DOG SHIT BENCH PRESS BULLSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX LOLCAT CUNNILINGUS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKFACE NIPPLES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT HORSE PENIS I LIKE SCHOOL TWO-INCH PENIS BIG FOOT PISSHOLE SHITBALLS DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK DEVELOPERS! ASSRAPING SHIT PISS FAGGOT COON BIRD SHIT FEMADOM SHITTY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTYMINTS DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE TESTICLE CHOKE SAND NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ROSIE O'DONNELL DICK IN A BOX ALF RAT'S COCK BUKKAKE FUCK OFF FUCK TAMPONS TITS PENIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CRACKER REBECCA BLACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEEPEE BITCH SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS TAMPONS FUCKING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITSLINGING ASSBANDIT SHITSLINGING BONER ASSWIPE GOATSE COCK BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN FELLATIO DILDO BASTARD SHITE FENCE JUMPER CRAP ON A STICK TRANNY DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH SAND NIGGER FUCK CUNT SOD OFF DAMN PENIS WALRUS SHIT DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CARPET MUNCHER LIMEY ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NIGGER RAPE YOGHURT CANNON BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BANGKOK SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FUCK YOU WANKER CUNT BITCH BIGNOSE BIG FOOT FUCK OFF CHIGGER SHITE FUCK NUGGET EMO RAGHEAD DAMMIT HELL BONER JACKASS SHIT FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER COLGATE FUCKWIT DIPSHIT ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER CHINK CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK CONDOMS BIGNOSE PUNANI BITCH INBRED CHICKEN SHIT WOP WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOCCASINS ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE FUCK OFF VAGINA DAMN IT PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT HELL DOUCHE BANGKOK COCK MOTHERFUCKER SOD SHIT HORSE PENIS JAP TURD FENCE JUMPER HIGH WAGES ASSCRACK [EXPLETIVE] BLOWJOB BASTARD CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER NIPPLES SHITSLINGING ASS CRAPMUNCHER SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAPE CLUSTERFUCK BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT WIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT FRITZ DICK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKTARD PENIS ON A BUN HELL FUCKING SCROTUM WANK FUCKFACE AY-AY-AY TOWELHEAD TIMBER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CHENEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POMMIE ASS INBRED GIVING HEAD SCUMBAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKBAG DONKEY DICK WIGGER POTTYMOUTH BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT BELGIUM SHITHEAD TAMPONS FELLATIO HELL WANKER AUTOFELLATIO TURD DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE RAT'S COCK TITWANK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER DAMN IT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITFUCKER PISS FUCK CHIGGER RAT'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK CHOAD DICKFACE RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SMEG SHITE FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER NAZI AUTOFELLATIO SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK CUNT GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT TIMBER NIGGER SIGMUND FREUD FUCKFUCKFUCK BOOBIES CUNT TITS GOBSHITE POWERSHIT HELL OH SHI– FELCHMONKEY FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS ON A STICK TAMPONS CUM DAMN PISS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASTARD CUNT GOD DAMMIT TACO FUCK NUGGET DOUCHETITS SHIT NORTH KOREA JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKSTAIN SEX COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBIES DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD WIENER DAMN PIG ASSCRACK DONGSHOVER DOUCHETITS ARSEBADGERS PISS OFF SHITE SPANK THE MONKEY WOP COCK PAKI THIS IS SPARTA! BRUSH MA TEETH CRAP DONALD RUMSFELD CLUSTERFUCK COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TWAT DIPSHIT DAMN ASSFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSFACE AY-AY-AY BULLSHIT YID FROG'S FAT ASS [EXPLETIVE] BUGGER ASS LICKER CHOAD FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT FUCK WANK DAMN CHAV KRAUT JACKASS BELGIUM DILDO BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD MALARKY GOOK FLYING FUCK PISS OFF FELCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT SHITE BOOBIES JIZZ HOSER FELCHING DIPSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIKIPEDIA YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN FALSE BENSON TITS & DICKS CHICKEN SHIT RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES SHITE HELL [EXPLETIVE] DICKWAD GOOK WIENER BULLSHIT CUM MARGARET THATCHER FUCK BUTT PIRATE BIGNOSE BULLCRAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CRAP CUM FRIG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHE ASS RAPE BITCH ASS CC PLZ DUMBASS CHINK FLYING FUCK DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK REDSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON FENCE JUMPER GARBAGE DAY! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOAD GOATSE GYPSY YOU WANKER DAMN TITWANK PISS OFF [EXPLETIVE] PENISBIRD CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS WANKER CUNT SOD CHICKEN SHIT HATE HATE HAT FENCE JUMPER O KURWA! BELLEND DAMN FAGGOT SPANK THE MONKEY ASS LICKER FUCK PRICK COON YOUR MOM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DEVELOPERS! INBRED RAPE COON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NEGRO D'OH INBRED BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN SHIT WIENER FUCKTARD RADIO FREE LUNCH FUCK SHITFACE DAMMIT TURD ARSEBADGERS WALRUS SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKFACE SHIT FUCKWIT TESTICLE CHOKE PUSSY PISS SHITTY CHOAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WANK NORTH KOREA TITS PENISBIRD BALLS FUCK YOU POMMIE SOD OFF FUCKTARD HELL FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER TURD ASSHOLE COON BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF A BITCH SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO DAGO DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET WANKER PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA FUCK TURD DICKFACE DICKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BLOWJOB HORSE SHIT GOAT DICK CLIT FUCKBAG SHITBALLS FELLATIO BASTARD CHINA IS CAPITALIST DYKE NIGNOG HELLFUCKER PECKERHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE DUNE COON GANGBANG GOATSE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BUTTFUCKER DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA WHORE JOY FROG DAMN FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS CUNT BUTTFUCKER FUCK KRAUT DAMN IT FUCK GYPSY BASTARD PISS OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK BUKKAKE ASSCRACK DARTH VADER DAGO FELLATIO RUSKIE SHITSLINGING VAGINA NIGGER WIENER WANK JAP SHITTY TESTICLE CHOKE BUTT PIRATE TITTYWANK KRAUT BONER FAGGOT HITLER FUCKER LIMEY DICKFACE TWAT SHITBALLS BALL SACK TITTYWANK JIGGABOO MONKEY SHIT ANAL FUCK OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKFACE pen0r ASS WILLY WONKA MICK CRAPMUNCHER CONDOMS DOUCHETITS ALEX TREBEK YOU WANKER PRICK WIKIPEDIA JERK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS DOUCHEBAG BALLS SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS CLEVELAND STEAMER TITS CHIGGER FUCKTARD FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA FALSE BENSON PEDOPHILIA FELLATIO OH SHI– FUCKER BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BIRD SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD ASS ABO CHRISTIANITY YOU WANKER INBRED COON DAMMIT ORGASM CUNTRAG TIT SPRINKLES NAZI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SNUFF PORN CHIGGER TIMBER NIGGER SEX FLYING FUCK TWAT WIENER MOCCASINS CUNT BONG FUCKTARD ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKER RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK BONER BUGGER OFF CUNT NIPPLES SHIT BUGFUCK CHINK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WHORE SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS GANGBANG CHICKEN FRIES FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN BUNG-HOLE COCK DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF GYPSY CHING CHONG CHINK WHORE FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT FRED PHELPS FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF BASTARD CHIGGER 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKSUCKER BENSON SUCKS CLIT HELL BRITNEY FUCK OFF MACACA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITCOCK CONDOMS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DILDO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA INBRED SHIT RAPE WANKER DAMN JAP CAMEL FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS FUCKWIT TOSSER FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE FUCKER GREASER TESTICLE CHOKE CHOAD KISSER ANUSCAKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITFACE MOCCASINS SHITE FUCK OFF WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT SHIT FENCE JUMPER BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FRITZ CROTCH SHIT CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE DILDO FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS OFF FUCK BUTT-HEAD FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER PUSSYLICKER NIHILISM FRIENDS HORSE SHIT MACACA PRICK SHIT BOOBS TITTIES WETBACK SEMEN WOP BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKFACE ASSFACE BORDER HOPPER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD SCUMBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS SCROTUM BOB SAGET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH CUNTSWILLING JACKASS CONDOMS BONG ASSWIPE MICK BULLSHIT DICKFACE FELLATIO POLESMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE SHITHEAD DAMN DICKHEAD pen0r CRAP TUBA JIGGABOO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING NAZI FUCK A DUCK PEEPEE ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WALRUS SHIT SHITBALLS ASS LICKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CONDOMS SHITE DUMBASS TRANNY FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU SHITE PICKANINNY GREASER FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG MICK SHITE DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG BLUMPKIN PENIS BLOWJOB BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PECKERHEAD TWISTY VAGINA FEWMETS JACK OFF TITTIES BUGGER OFF NIGGER DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUNTRAG WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG POOPOO HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK WANK BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT FUCK FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER suck my mothers CUNTRAG BITCH SHITTY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNNILINGUS I AM CORNHOLIO! CLUSTERFUCK WINDOWS VISTA FUCK OFF EAT MY SHIT! SHIT PISSHOLE CUNTBUCKET GOBSHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS PISS ARTIST MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN HO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VAGINA BULLSHIT NEGRO ASSHOLE MALARKY FEMADOM PIXIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD WALRUS SHIT CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT CUNT JACKASS SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER suck my mothers PISS ARTIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUCHEBAG WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT DAMMIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CRACKER BULLCRAP PEEPEE YOGHURT CANNON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHIGGER FUCK ASSCRACK DICKFACE TANK MAN PUSSYLICKER CHRISTIANITY ASSFACE BITCH POLESMOKER SHITTY INBRED SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIGFUCKER ASSHOLE SEMEN COCKSMOKER FUCK ASSRAMMER BIRD SHIT COCKSMOKER TURD CUNT SAGGY TITS SAGGY TITS FUCKING A NIGGER WIGGER BULLCRAP CLUSTERFUCK SHAKOPEE HELL CRAP SPIC CHUFF ARSE TWAT BLOWJOB POTTYMOUTH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITE CHAV CUM KRAUT DAMN SCROTUM CLEMEN DICK OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS TWO-INCH PENIS CLIT SUITCASE PENIS TOURETTE'S IS FUN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DARTH VADER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTING ASSCRACK [EXPLETIVE] SHITBALLS SHITCOCK BIG FOOT BIGNOSE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK FUCK CLUSTERFUCK MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HAIL SATAN! and with the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES and his RAPE of girraffes in which [EXPLETIVE] while reading about TIMBER NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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