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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CROTCH, sudden MICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KAFFIR or BULLSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BRUSH MA TEETH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BRUSH MA TEETH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CENSORSHIP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BELLEND MARY WHITEHOUSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JUSTIN BIEBER utterFUCKance of socially SCROTUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHAT television programs to address FAG Tourette's syndrome.

DANDELIONS Tourette's is TURD not to be SHITE confused with GOATSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DIRTY SANCHEZ chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-SAMUEL L. JACKSON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUM language, TAMPONS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive WIKIPEDIA quantities NEGRO of ANAL DIABETES GIVING HEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A WANKER Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's VAGINA Research Institute was FLAMING ASS BADGER founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKLICK article PORCUPINE'S BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRAPMUNCHER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about INCEST Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FUCK OFF Tourrette's sufferers ABO swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOUR MOM TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHETITS bad side of a terrible COCKSTUFFER thing.
  • The main LIMEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FROG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GENITALIA knee BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is RAPE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TAFFY school for FELCHING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TURD sufferers to become HAIL SATAN! manically depressed and SOD commit SEX suicide.
  • There is no FRIG cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FEMADOM tics often have adverse CLEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POMMIE perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go TOURETTE'S SYNDROME numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CC PLZ it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHE the HORSE SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "JOHN SMILEY FACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCUMBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CROTCH sorry for HENTAI "hi-jacking" your ANUSCAKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really BUGGER OFF annoys me. I am working towards a CC PLZ better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRANNY, and making fun of a RAT'S ASS horrible disorder is (not) ASSHAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CAUCASIANS time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society TIANENMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. BENCH PRESS Regards to Andrew SPIC Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The SPIC bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKBAG punch him if you CROTCH want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S ASS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CROTCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JAP and BASTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTTFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTYMINTS BAND WITH 4 ASSFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FLYING FUCK HORSE! CROTCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CROTCH'S HOUSE

How FUCKFACE to YOU SUCK BALLS cure BULLSHIT the SHITSLINGING Tourette's DILDO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HENTAI for TACO Tourette's CUNT Syndrome FROG'S FAT ASS is CROTCH following PISS ARTIST these MONKEY SHIT rules BANGKOK in ASSRAPING order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKFACE immature FUCKING A little NIGNOG kids,
  • 2: Count to WOP within NIGGER 10 MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your INBRED RAT'S ASS JACKASS nor ASSHOLE talk,
  • 4: Tell BITCH yourself you FUCKHEAD don't BITCH have SCROTUM this HENTAI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE WITH NASTY BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S KIKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CROTCH last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put CUNNILINGUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DONKEY PUNCHER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITWANK the TOP OF FUCKING THIS SHITFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNTBUCKET offensive. BULLSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK YOU people who try DICKLICK to battle NECROPHILIA'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST that tight-ass GRINGO 17-year-FLYING FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NAZI it now, but someone said SUGARTITS' TIT SPRINKLES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS'WANKSPLAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUM is a laughing I'LL RAPE YOU matter. Plus there I AM CORNHOLIO! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRITZ Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING A articles CHENEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NIGNOG stuff. So CARPET MUNCHER that means POLACK stop getting mad at the JACKASS first part too and AUTOFELLATIO talking about the SHITCUNTING letter that it's JUNGLE BUNNY mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what PISS ARTIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian HUEY P. NEWTON hi self CLUSTER FUCK even made a really SCROTUM good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more MONKEY BALLS from a head nod to a SHITSKIN knee tick". CLEVELAND STEAMER. Which I'll add BENCH PRESS onto CHINK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that SHITHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a SHAKOPEE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RECTUM RAIDER hilarious. If you ANAL DIABETES Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FROG'S FAT ASS be offended, don't read ASSBANDIT the freaking BOLLOCKS article anyway.

FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POMMIE BIGNOSE BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA DOODIE HEAD CUNT

PICKANINNY ABO FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JIGGABOO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK NAZI POMMIE COCK I'LL RAPE YOU TOTAL MASTURBATION BITCH BALLS SHIT CLIT RUSKIE FUCKHEAD SCROTUM PISS ARTIST JIZZ PENIS NAZI PUSSY ASS LOGJAMMER BELLEND DICK FEWMETS SPIC FUCK BIRD SHIT GOOK DONKEY PUNCHER GRIS GANGBANG FELCHING MACACA BUTTFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL FUCKING A DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK SHAKOPEE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WINDOWS VISTA JIGGABOO TACO SEX RUSTY TROMBONE ANUSCAKE POLACK JACK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA TOTAL SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN SCUMBUCKET SOD EMO CAMEL JOCKEY I LIKE BUSH SHIT BASTARD ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER ARSE ANAL DOUCHE FUCK OFF BEAVER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHIGGER SPIC THONG TASTER SEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER O CANADA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FOUR-EYES COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHIT DIPSHIT JAP CUNTBUCKET COCKSHITTER DAMN JERRY SNUFF PORN SOD CROTCH SIGMUND FREUD CUNT DICKHEAD SCROTUM FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS WETBACK LAKE TITICACA BEAVER SHITE SUCK MY DICK SPUNK DAMN ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PORCH MONKEY BUTTFUCKER BITCH BUGGER OFF [expletive deleted] FAG NEGRO GOD DAMN DICKHEAD WANK DOUCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED TAMPONS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANK CHING CHONG CHINK ORGASM CUNT DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKER BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NEGRO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCKIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER MILF 666 ASS PEDOPHILIA BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHOAD BORDER HOPPER DELICIOUS CAKE DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA GOOGLE HONKY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER COCKSTUFFER JAP MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SHITE BRITNEY SCROTUM DIRTY SANCHEZ LIMEY SHITBALLS ASSFACE FRIG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKWAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSE RAT'S ASS ASS MOTHERFUCKER FOUR-EYES SEX BUKKAKE MAMA MIA NORTH KOREA BUGFUCK DAMMIT TITTYWANK DAMN RAT'S COCK RAPE PUNANI FUCKFACE DUMBASS JERK OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSWIPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY FUCKING A SHITCOCK ALF WANK TIT DIRT FUCK OFF FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT FRAK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKFACE CRAPPY ASSHOLE BELGIUM GOOK HELL CHING CHONG CHINK JACKASS FLYING FUCK SPIC WANK BONG BITCH BLUE PENIS! MASTURBATION DAMN ASS BLOWJOB TITTIES TITWANK EMO SOD RUSKIE SON OF A BITCH MOCKIE BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY AY-AY-AY DAMN BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTT-HOLE OH SHI– GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA JOHNNY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTER FUCK SHITCOCK BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN POOPOO DONKEY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER MOCKIE CROTCH GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY ASS CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHEBAG BITCH MY COMMUNION WAFER OF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSFACE CHOAD COCKSUCKER SHITE BUGFUCK PRICK NIGGER BUTT PIRATE SCUMBAG FEWMETS FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER DICK CHICKEN ARSE CLUSTER FUCK DAMN LICK PUSSY DYKE SHITFACE BOLLOCKS REDNECK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ORGASM FUCKWIT JACKASS SHIT WANK POLAK PEDOPHILIA JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASS BULLCRAP MILF COCK FUCK NUGGET DOUCHE SHIT PISS ARSE FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOBSHITE BOOBS SECOND BALLS WANKSPLAT RUSTY TROMBONE BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS LICKER RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT ASSRAMMER PISS ARTIST BALLS HITLER FUCK BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DAMN COON NIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAP KNOBJOCKEY ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA INCEST ASS LOLCAT SHITTY DOUCHEBAG DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO [expletive deleted] BUKKAKE FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE QUEEF BENCH PRESS DOUCHING FLYING FUCK JACK OFF SHITCOCK FUCK NUGGET GENITALIA TITS & DICKS FUCK BALL SACK CAMEL FUCKER WANKER FELLATIO FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER FIST FUCK JACKASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT CRAPPER MOLDY TITS LET'S SHIT DAMN IT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] FUCKWIT DIPSHIT JAP SHITE MOLDY TITS ASSHAT KAFFIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIENER TRANNY SOD OFF SON OF A BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! DUNE COON PISSHOLE BOB SAGET MOZILLA FIREFOX POOPY YUKKY DOODY HORSE PENIS FUCKWIT CUNT CLUSTER FUCK CUNNILINGUS HONKY FRIG JIZZ FUCKBAG TWAT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DICK IN A BOX TURD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUKKAKE DOUCHING JAP FUCK YOU SHITE PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GENITALIA FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE RUSKIE CONDOMS SEX TAFFY CUNT AY-AY-AY PISS OFF MY ASS CLIT MOZILLA FIREFOX COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT POLACK FUCK DAMN IT JAP ASSHAT HO OSTRICH MY ASS DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT CLIT WETBACK PISSHOLE FUCK YOU WETBACK FUCKHEAD DAMN SHITFACE MILF FRAK SON OF A BITCH SHIT ASSHAT FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS CRAPFUCKER DOM DeLUISE ARSE SHIT CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK HONKY CRACKER FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKER PEEPEE CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY FROG SHITFACE POLAK WANK INBRED NIGGER TITS SHAKOPEE HITLER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER DUMBASS WANK TUBA BITCH FUCKBAG TACO YOUR MOM DICK CHICKEN DYKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHOAD OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHINK DYKE BIGNOSE [EXPLETIVE] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD POLAK BLESSED DAMN SAINT CROTCH QUEEF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK SHITTY ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HELL TAFFY KRAUT RAGHEAD BEAVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MACACA CUNT GYPSY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT POLACK CRAPFUCKER PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD CUNTYMINTS CLUSTER FUCK BEAVER PRICK CRACKER SUGARTITS PORCH MONKEY SHITE CLIT RAT'S COCK NICARAGUA PISSHOLE HELLFUCKER HEIL HITLER! NIPPLES WOODPECKERSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS OFF ASS PISS ARTIST TITMOUSE SUGARTITS INBRED BASTARD I WILL KILL YOU! CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT FUCKER CUM BORDER HOPPER HONKY BITCH REDSKIN CUNT BITCH REDNECK SHIT FUCKSTAIN WANK BELGIUM SHIT ASS WIKIPEDIA TURD GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER TIMBER NIGGER ASS GOBSHITE DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK BUGFUCK CHOAD SEMEN WETBACK WILLY WONKA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS YOUR MOM BUGGER OFF COCKSUCKER CHICKEN FRIES BRITNEY CUNTRAG DONKEY PUNCHER HAIL SATAN! FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT BUGGER GOBSHITE CLIT BIG FOOT BUTT PIRATE QUEEF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER CRAP ON A STICK BAT FUCK INSANE BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSYLICKER SHAKOPEE GO HOME AND DIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CUM WOODPECKERSHIT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS TUBA YOU GOD DAMN BITCH FUCKING SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT CHOAD DAMN IT NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS HOMO NAZI DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NEOPETS BOOBS ASSFACE FELLATIO JERK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS SOD OFF JUNGLE BUNNY YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS WHORE DIRTY SANCHEZ FEMADOM YOU WANKER FAGGOT MONKEY BALLS FUCK OFF GYPSY BOON FUCKING A MONKEY'S UNCLE PRICK SCUMBAG SIGMUND FREUD RUSKIE SNUFF PORN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK NUGGET DICKHEAD DICKFACE DAMN IT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASS COON SPUNK CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN POMMIE WIKIPEDIA EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS URINE-GARGLING DOG SHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! SHITE DONKEY DICK LAKE TITICACA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GO HOME AND DIE TIT DIRT STEVE BALLMER CHUFF ASSFACE HOSER BUNG-HOLE DAMN CUNT MARGARET THATCHER BOOBS pen0r NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS DAMN MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NEGRO BUGFUCK ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA BIG FOOT SHITSLINGING ORGASM SOD OFF [expletive deleted] BOOBS CRACKER HELL CLIT O KURWA! BITCH NIGGER ANAL DIABETES CHENEY RAPE FUCKSTAIN MICK BENCH PRESS CHUFF YOU WANKER DOG SHIT FUCKBAG ASSRAPING BOOBIES CHIGGER HELL ANAL DIABETES BULLSHIT FUDGEPACKER POLACK POWERSHIT POMMIE BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK SHITSLINGING JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE MICK CONDOMS CRAP BELGIUM DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCKING WIKIPEDIA DESU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAGO HADJI ASSHAT BASTARD DICK CLUSTER FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER INBRED JIGGABOO POOPOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE NAZI FENCE JUMPER CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE CONAN O'BRIAN RHODESIA JACKASS TWAT FUCK CHICKEN SHIT ABO BALLS BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE FUCK FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN BORDER HOPPER DICKLICK ASSHAT RAT'S ASS ASSFACE DICKFACE GENITALIA CUNT CHICKEN SHIT HENTAI PISS MONKEY'S UNCLE ASS LICKER SHITHEAD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO PISS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK QUEEF FIST FUCK BULLSHIT BUNG-HOLE RAT'S ASS TITS FRIG CHUFF NIPPLES SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FUCK YOU GOD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER MACACA DOUCHE NAZI PORCH MONKEY FAGGOT CRAP PENISBIRD HELL WINDOWS VISTA NIGGER ARSE PICKANINNY DAMN BEAVER DAMMIT SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER ASSFACE 666 TAMPONS CRAP [expletive deleted] CUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS JESSE McCARTNEY HOMO WOP FUCK TAFFY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DEVELOPERS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE JAP DICKFACE SHITBALLS SPIC FUCK DIPSHIT BITCH BRITNEY PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX BANGKOK WANKSPLAT BOLLOCKS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GYPSY NORTH KOREA TWAT TURD HELL PISS OFF SHUT UP, MEG! DILDO FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOYCOTT VIACOM! BULLSHIT CUNT SHIT BEANER DOG SHIT CUNTRAG DICKHEAD GOBSHITE DOUCHE MALL SANTA FUCKBAG CHENEY FRENCH TICKLER DAMMIT COON GOOK ABO GOD DAMN FUCKWIT JAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

ASSFACE RANDY TRAVIS BRITNEY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCKING A ANAL DIABETES CUNT DAMN FRIG POLESMOKER ASS FASCIST I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE NAZI BLOWJOB TITS SHITFUCKER ORGASM TONY LA RUSSA CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER TITS FELCHMONKEY DICKFACE SHITE DAMN IT ASSCRACK BULLCRAP GOD DAMN FUCKWIT COON ASSWIPE Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive KRAUT and with the THONG TASTER and his POLESMOKER of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about HONKY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCKSUCKER also

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This article is CHICKEN SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CRAP ON A STICK subject. If you do not find it funny SEMEN, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DICKFACE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DYKE joke loses its humour WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NIGGER ignorant, then you wouldn't have COLGATE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SPIC SAGGY TITS BORDER HOPPER CHUFF CROTCH!!!!!I <3 COCK