Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TWISTY VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder KAFFIR characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NEGRO, sudden IN SACREMENT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WIENER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RUSTY TROMBONE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHALICE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHAKOPEE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DONKEY PUNCHER ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOOK utterFUCKance of socially GYPSY objectionable words).
ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Tourette's is WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? not to be MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! confused with SEX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POLESMOKER random LET'S SHIT disorientation, culturally-PISS UP MY ARSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth QUEEF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HENTAI language, CRAPFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NORTH KOREA BANGKOK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TRANNY souvenir shoppes and massive NIPPLES quantities SAMUEL L. JACKSON of ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF garbage.
Darnit.
A PEEPEE Polite Note to the HORSE PENIS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITPISSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING A article DONKEY DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FIRECROTCH.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FELCHMONKEY TV, for always focusing on the ASSWIPE bad side of a terrible SPANK THE MONKEY thing.
- The main POOPOO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER TITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT LIKE A HORSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SAMUEL L. JACKSON knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TITS & DICKS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for DAGO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TURD sufferers to become FEWMETS manically depressed and SHITSLINGING commit PIG suicide.
- There is no O CANADA cure, and the DILDO drugs that are available to, "calm" the HAIL SATAN! tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNTRAG perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go SHIT numb and I'LL RAPE YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than MACACA it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.
I am an active member of a VENEREAL DISEASE tourette syndrome TRANNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the PEDOPHILIA public view of Tourettes as a "SMILES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOT HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BUGGER sorry for WALRUS SHIT "hi-jacking" your OLD CHRIST OF A entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHAKOPEE this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a NEGRO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SEMEN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOTHERFUCKER, and making fun of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! horrible disorder is (not) GO COUNT YOUR DICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOHNNY time.
Best HELL regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply
As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.
Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen
P.S. FUCKHEAD Regards to Andrew ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply
As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUCK MY COCK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CAMEL JOCKEY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine NEGRO Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BEANER and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ABO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK CHICKEN BAND WITH 4 JACKASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! NEGRO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NEGRO'S HOUSE
How CRAP to TAMPON IN MY ASS cure COCKSMOKER the GOBSHITE Tourette's FUCK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CHRISTHUMPER for WOP Tourette's SHITTY Syndrome EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA is BULLSHIT following PISS ARTIST these REDSKIN rules PENIS in CUNT order:
- 1: Avoid JELLY BEANS immature BOOBS little CUNTBUCKET kids,
- 2: Count to FUCK within DIPSHIT 10 DYKEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SPICY CUNT FUCK CHOAD KISSER DAMN nor REDNECK talk,
- 4: Tell FUCK yourself you BONER don't SLOPE have SHITFUCKER this AY-AY-AY disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY LENS CRAFTERS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NECROPHILIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the NEGRO last straw CUNTBUCKET!
I fucking put PENISBIRD' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOSES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the TOP OF FUCKHEAD THIS RAGHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INCEST offensive. SEMEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOOBS people who try BUTTFUCKER to battle FUCK'FUCKTARD that tight-ass MY COMMUNION WAFER OF 17-year-MARGARET THATCHER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELCHING it now, but someone said MONKEY SHIT' HELL FUCKBAG'POLAK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHEBAG is a laughing LIKE FATHER LIKE SON matter. Plus there CROTCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG'S FAT ASS Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEANER stuff. So FUCKING A that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the PISSHOLE first part too and RAT'S ASS talking about the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON letter that it's BOYCOTT VIACOM! mocking (what DUMBASS letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOYCOTT VIACOM! hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really CLEVELAND STEAMER good point. "It's WIGGER nothing more INCEST from a head nod to a WIGGER knee tick". BALLS. Which I'll add TURD onto CLIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that SUCK COCKS IN HELL! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a BORDER HOPPER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHIGGER hilarious. If you NIPPLES Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RICK MORANIS be offended, don't read HORSE SHIT the freaking SCUMBUCKET article anyway.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CLUSTERFUCK COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX MOCKIE DONKEY PUNCHER DICKWAD CAMEL FUCKER
HONKY CARPET MUNCHER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSRAPING GO COUNT YOUR DICK KAFFIR CHIGGER SHIT TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER TITS CHICKEN FRIES CUM MARGARET THATCHER BOLLOCKS SMEG ARSE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY DONKEY DICK BITCH FUCKING DAMN ASSHOLE FELCHING SOD OFF MACACA FUCK ASS I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT PIGFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PUSSY SIGMUND FREUD FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCKGOBLIN BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS JAP CUNNILINGUS PRICK CHOAD ASS FASCIST JOHNNY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BLISTERING BARNACLES PIECE OF SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES TWAT FUCK OFF 666 NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL INBRED PISS ARTIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTT-HEAD DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU SHIT SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK ASSWIPE HORSE PENIS TWAT BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY BALLS DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHE WANK SHIT LIKE A HORSE SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA FUCK OFF POLACK 666 FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER FAG CUNT TOWELHEAD BASTARD BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER CUM CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS MASTURBATION WHORE ALF DICKHEAD FUCK FUDGEPACKER CHOAD DICK TITS HOMO FUCKING JUMP! BULLSHIT BITCH WHORE TWAT HELL NORTH KOREA ORGASM CUNNILINGUS SHITE INCEST CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK OFF PRICK PUNANI CLIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOCCASINS TURD GOOK SHITTY CONAN O'BRIAN MAMA MIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISSHOLE FASHION BUG POMMIE TWISTY VAGINA HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN ABO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEARL NECKLACE JAP YOU WANKER FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT TIMBER NIGGER CLIT NIPPLES RICK MORANIS MALARKY ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD BASTARD DICK CHICKEN GYPSY TITTYWANK BANGKOK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MONKEY SHIT BLUMPKIN HELL CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT WANKSPLAT VAGINA CRAP FELLATIO BASTARD ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO POO POO BLOWJOB HEIL HITLER! BUGFUCK FELCHMONKEY CHICKEN FRIES COON FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT COCKSTUFFER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG DAMN TITTYWANK SHITCUNTING GOD DAMN BUGFUCK DUMBASS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BASKETBALL JOHNNY BALL SACK WALRUS SHIT MOCKIE JUNGLE BUNNY WIKIPEDIA LIMEY WHITE RIGHTS DUMBASS NORTH KOREA NAZI DAMN PISS SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL HATE HATE HAT ANAL PEEPEE JOHN SMILEY FACE MOCKIE CAMEL JOCKEY HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SAGGY TITS BEAVER FELCHING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS SHITE ABO JAP FUCKHEAD CRAP CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING MOCKIE FROG DAMN BLUE PENIS! WANK DICKFACE DUNE COON ALF SEMEN DICKHEAD DICKWAD DICKHEAD SHITE LET'S SHIT BELGIUM TESTICLE CHOKE BITCH HENTAI TANK MAN CUNT DICKHEAD FAGGOT HONKY FUCKING A SOD OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK NUGGET GOOK JOHN ELWAY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HADJI JENKEM ASS REDNECK PECKERHEAD PIG FELCHING CROTCH SHITFUCKER SHITE DAMN IT ASSWIPE FUCKTARD [EXPLETIVE] BITCH DONKEY DICK DOUCHING TWO-INCH PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE CHOAD SEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSMOKER DIPSHIT PISS DAMNATION BALLS PRICK CUNTRAG PENISFUCK MALARKY SEMEN PENISFUCK QUEEF HELL BALL SACK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPUNK BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT BEAVER FUCKTARD REDNECK WANK BUTT-HEAD JIZZ ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONKEY PUNCHER HELL PISS OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKSHITTER TITTIES CUNT ORGASM PENIS MOCKIE JERK OFF DONKEY DICK SHIT TITS MILF DICKLICK EXTRA LONG PENIS GO HOME AND DIE RAGHEAD DAMN COON FELCHING GRINGO JACKASS DOUCHING PIECE OF SHIT DICK IN A BOX DICK SMEG COCKSMOKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX SEX JERK OFF CRAPPY ASSHOLE FIRECROTCH FENCE JUMPER SOD OFF PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE WOP D'OH DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING SUITCASE PENIS PENIS BUTT-HOLE DOUCHE TAMPON IN MY ASS AOL IPs NI PISSHOLE CUNT GOD DAMN WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE DIPSHIT BIGNOSE FUCK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMMIT PENISFUCK RUSKIE NIPPLES ABO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS HELLFIRE SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAPMUNCHER BASTARD YOU WANKER ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER BOLLOCKS KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS CHIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TAFFY FUCK NUGGET FAG ASSHAT INJUN FUCK DAMN IT DICKHEAD TRANNY BUTT PIRATE TACO CRAPMUNCHER HUMAN RIGHTS GOAT DICK CHOAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! I WILL KILL YOU! DEVELOPERS! FAGGOT VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT TITTIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRAK TIMBER NIGGER JIGGABOO CRAPPY GENITALIA SHITFACE PISS UP MY ARSE CRAP WALRUS SHIT PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD FUCKING A FELCHING FUCKSTAIN INCEST ASSRAPING FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE GOD DAMN HELL BUTT-HOLE CUM SON OF A BITCH BONER HELL DOUCHE BITCH SHITSLIDE BALLS JAP JAP NORTH KOREA NAZI GANGBANG DYKE DICK CHICKEN CUNT CRAPPER SHITCOCK BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT HELL FUCKSTAIN FOREIGN CURRENCY CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN LET'S SHIT BUNG-HOLE FUCK NUGGET P'KANG DOM DeLUISE SHITE SPIC PEDOPHILIA CHRIST OF TABERNACLE 1984 DAMN IT DUMBASS DOG SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHING CHONG CHINK PUSSY HELL SHITFACE DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES RAPE RAGHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITS WILLY WONKA FROG CUNT CRAPPER DAMN LOLCAT POMMIE CHIGGER PUSSY ASSHAT FRED PHELPS FUCKFACE CHINK BUGGER COCK GOD DAMMIT SNUFF PORN O CANADA CRAPPY IT'S OVER 9000! ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT SEMEN BITCH BITCH FUCKTARD JACKASS CHOAD KISSER DARTH VADER PISSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUMPKIN CUNTBUCKET TWAT FRED PHELPS SHITE MONKEY BALLS TAMPON IN MY ASS CARPET MUNCHER DOM DeLUISE CUM WIGGER CONDOMS TITMOUSE FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK BITCH ASS CHOAD suck my mothers BEAVER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN FUCK OFF LAKE TITICACA CUNTBUCKET FUCKBAG CHINK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING A FUCK DAMNATION DOG FUCKER DUMBASS WINDOWS VISTA WANKSPLAT POOPOO PUSSYLICKER FUCK RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER CUNT POLACK NIGGER BUKKAKE SUCK MY COCK POLESMOKER BEAVER FU SPANG WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! RAT'S COCK SHITTY SCUMBUCKET DICKLICK GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK CRAPMUNCHER WANK DICKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG CUNT CRAPPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL ASSBANDIT INBRED TESTICLE CHOKE WIENER SHITPISSER SHITHEAD FALSE BENSON HITLER INJUN BULLCRAP QUEEF TWAT DAMN CROTCH JIGGABOO GOOK FASHION BUG TITMOUSE CUNT CRAPPER JACKASS RAPE FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NECROPHILIA DUMBASS WOP PICKANINNY PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NIGNOG PISSHOLE PUSSY OLD CHRIST OF A FUCK BULLSHIT VAGINA GIVING HEAD NEGRO PISS OFF SHITHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LIMEY SHITPISSER FUCKHEAD WIENER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKHEAD CHIGGER LICK PUSSY BEAVER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK SHITFACE STEVE BALLMER SOD GO HOME AND DIE ASS FASCIST HADJI BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FELLATIO FAG JUSTIN BIEBER BLUMPKIN BELLEND BONER FLAMING ASS BADGER CHINK HORSE SHIT DICKLICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS EMO LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SPIC DICKLICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE FUCKWIT TESTICLE CHOKE TIT DIRT WIENER FUCKHEAD GRAPE PENIS CUNNILINGUS POOPY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DUMBASS REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT PRICK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN CLIT BUTT PIRATE NIGGER MALARKY BIRD SHIT PUNANI BENCH PRESS I WILL KILL YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BIGNOSE FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DESU SHIT BEANER WOMEN'S RIGHTS I WILL END YOU! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM HADJI SHITBALLS JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING JUMP! WOP ASSHAT BITCH JACKASS NIGGER FUCKING A GREASER FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH RAT'S COCK CHRISTHUMPER WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS PRICK FUCKER SAGGY TITS PISS FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER BITCH POLAK FUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMMIT ASSBANDIT ASSHAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT HELL SHOOP DA WHOOP CHENEY TUBA FUCKER SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SMEG RAPE SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTT PIRATE CHIGGER WHORE SHUT UP, MEG! PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTTFUCKER FRITZ suck my mothers ASSHOLE PUSSY JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT JENKEM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSRAPING POLAK SOD OFF THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE NECROPHILIA BITCH TAFFY CLUSTERFUCK SHIT BASTARD YOU WANKER BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FRITZ MICK MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS TOSSER ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER BORDER HOPPER CRACKER ASS AY-AY-AY WALRUS SHIT DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN DUMBASS FUCK CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG JESSE McCARTNEY SAGGY TITS JOHNNY I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DOUCHETITS CHICKEN FRIES JAP YID EPIDIDYMIS FUCK ABO FELLATIO ASSRAMMER MASTURBATION SHITFACE FUCK YOU WIENER HOMO BOOBS THONG TASTER CHAV DOUCHING ASS DONKEY DICK GIVING HEAD FELLATIO DICKHEAD TAMPONS NIGGER FUCKFACE NINTENDOGS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIGFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE HELL SHITTY PAKI BOON YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DILDO BUGGER OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACK OFF SUCK MY COCK HORSE SHIT KRAUT FLYING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES SHITTY GANGBANG POLESMOKER KIKE HO WANKSPLAT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SHITFACE POWERSHIT DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING BASEBALL CLUSTERFUCK CLEMEN FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET CHICKEN FRIES PRICK SHIT CUNTYMINTS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS RANDY TRAVIS COLGATE MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT TACO FELCHING BOOBS DIPSHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK COCK COCK NAZI ORGASM ABO SCROTUM FUCKING A NIGGER TITS DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD FUCK A DUCK SHITSLINGING BLOWJOB CLEMEN CUNT FUCKING A WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIG POMMIE FRIG NAZI BATHING SUIT AREA MOZILLA FIREFOX SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCK OFF and with the GOD DAMN and his SHITE of girraffes in which SON OF A BITCH while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See TITS & DICKS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BASTARD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is BASTARD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JACKASS subject. If you do not find it funny PUSSY, it is probably because you are an INBRED SOD OFF ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. AY-AY-AY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WOMEN'S RIGHTS joke loses its humour CUNNILINGUS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DILDO ignorant, then you wouldn't have PRICK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WANK TWAT FUCK OFF CRAPPY TOWELHEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK |
