Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder BELLEND characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden FEMADOM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES or TWAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ORGASM in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WALRUS SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CONDOMS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA suck my mothers words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VENEREAL DISEASE HUMAN RIGHTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRITZ utterFUCKance of socially SHITFUCKER objectionable words).
NAZI Tourette's is FIST FUCK not to be BITCH confused with EMO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MAMA MIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JOHN SMILEY FACE random CRAP ON A STICK disorientation, culturally-BOOBIES-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHICKEN SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COON language, DICKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK NUGGET SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCK souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities PISS UP MY ARSE of ANAL DIABETES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! garbage.
Darnit.
A RAT'S COCK Polite Note to the YOU WANKER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKWIT article SPRINKLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POKÉMON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANKSPLAT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DAMN Tourrette's sufferers INCEST swear. You can DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKLICK TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible NEGRO thing.
- The main FAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHAKOPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSFACE knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING BASEBALL sufferers to become PISS manically depressed and PISS OFF commit LIMEY suicide.
- There is no TURD cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK NUGGET tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire JAP body to go WIGGER numb and TESTICLE CHOKE basically made it NIGGA! worse than MALARKY it is without the SAND NIGGER drug.
I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome ASSFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS LICKER the PAKI public view of Tourettes as a "LIKE FATHER LIKE SON swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is D'OH much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BOLLOCKS sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your PRICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KNOBJOCKEY this that really BOOBIES annoys me. I am working towards a PISSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLOWJOB article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a JAP horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPICY CUNT FUCK time.
Best WIENER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FEWMETS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply
As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society NORTH KOREA.
Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen
P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?
Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUNG-HOLE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my NORTH KOREA intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD and JIGGABOO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BANGKOK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TURD BAND WITH 4 SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICK CHICKEN HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE
How LET'S SHIT to SHIT cure HAIL SATAN! the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's CAMEL JOCKEY Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BAD MOTHERFUCKER for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's DONKEY PUNCHER Syndrome GOATSE is FUCKING following PENIS these BONER rules DOM DeLUISE in MOCKIE order:
- 1: Avoid DAMMIT immature GIVING HEAD little CROTCH kids,
- 2: Count to LIKE FATHER LIKE SON within DAMN 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DIRTY SANCHEZ SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH nor GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS talk,
- 4: Tell JUNGLE BUNNY yourself you FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER don't BASTARD have TWAT this INBRED disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WITH NASTY SMEG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the FUCK last straw DICK!
I fucking put CUNT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DUMBASS the TOP OF NAZI THIS GRINGO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOOBS offensive. CRAPPY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PRICK people who try CHINK to battle CUNT'BASTARD that tight-ass HELLFUCKER 17-year-WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GREASER it now, but someone said FUCKING' BULLSHIT PISS'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUTT PIRATE is a laughing UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY matter. Plus there FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DIPSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles BLOWJOB about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I'LL RAPE YOU stuff. So PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM that means DONKEY PUNCHER stop getting mad at the NECROPHILIA first part too and CUNT talking about the ASS LICKER letter that it's TITS & DICKS mocking (what SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS letter? I don't even know what LET'S SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self I'LL RAPE YOU even made a really CLIT good point. "It's PIECE OF SHIT nothing more REDNECK from a head nod to a SON OF A BITCH knee tick". NIPPLES. Which I'll add FUCKER onto SPIC saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes AMERICA ONLINE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHOLE be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you DOUCHE Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read PISS OFF the freaking FUCK OFF article anyway.
DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER TAFFY FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE WOP CUNTBUCKET PIGFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER
JAP TRANNY SLOPE JOHNNY FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PISS ASS DOODIE HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INJUN FROG TITWANK FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING CUNT ARSEBADGERS DAMN FUCKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA suck my mothers BITCH DICKLICK GOBSHITE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CONAN O'BRIAN HOMO FUCKER YOU WANKER SHITCOCK DICKFACE DICKHEAD FUCK YOU BONER DONALD RUMSFELD PRICK FLYING FUCK SOD DONGSHOVER VAGINA I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAGHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLUSTER FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU COCK BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA SCROTUM FUCK SHIT TAMPONS NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK A DUCK MASTURBATION ASSCRACK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? 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ANAL FELCHING FUCKHEAD DICKLICK BASTARD WIGGER BANGKOK SHITTY SHITE DYKE PISS ARTIST GYPSY DICK TITS MOCKIE PORCH MONKEY ORGASM WOODPECKERSHIT FRED PHELPS FUCKING BUTT-HEAD HOSER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN BUGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITSKIN BUTT PIRATE COCK NIPPLES NAZI CUNT BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT DICKFACE RAT'S ASS PISS OFF TWAT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKFACE DUMBASS FROG ASSFACE CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUDGEPACKER SHITFACE SLOPE NECROPHILIA HO FUCKING KRAUT NIGGER FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKHEAD FUCKING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WIENER CLIT FUCK OFF THIS IS SPARTA! BITCH BELGIUM STEVE BALLMER POLAK DOT HEAD SOD SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKTARD FUCK OFF POOPY FUCKFACE WANK BUGGER OFF PISSHOLE BASTARD TRANNY CUNTSWILLING YOU WANKER THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD ASSFACE FUCKTARD DOUCHE PECKERHEAD ASSCRACK REDNECK HELL NIGGER FUCK WANKSPLAT STEVE BALLMER CUNT DAMNATION DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS DAMN SHIT SHIT DICK BELLEND FUCKER KIKE ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK PIGFUCKER ASSCRACK PIG NIPPLES FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AY-AY-AY DAMN GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER WETBACK FUCKTARD ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK QUEEF KRAUT WHORE NORTH KOREA FUCKWIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHUT UP, MEG! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NAZI FUCKING BASEBALL GREASER TACO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TRANNY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DUNE COON GANGBANG BITCH DAMN IT SUITCASE PENIS BIGNOSE WANK TOSSER CRAPFUCKER ASS FASCIST FUCK A DUCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHEBAG FUCKING A ASSHOLE PISS LENS CRAFTERS BASTARD GOD DAMN DAMN CLIT TWAT PIG PISS UP MY ARSE GYPSY VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT FAGGOT NAZI BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA BENCH PRESS CUNNILINGUS WOODPECKERSHIT FELLATIO LET'S SHIT GOBSHITE PENIS ON A STICK RECTUM RAIDER WANK GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE TITS WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHAT REDNECK RAPE SHIT NORTH KOREA NAZI COCKSUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO WIENER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE ARSE NI WIKIPEDIA FAG HELL BALLS FIRECROTCH HADJI TITS PUSSY SHIT DAMNATION DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK PISS ARTIST MICK TITS & DICKS AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BANGKOK JAP BELLEND BAD MOTHERFUCKER GYPSY SHITTY ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE FUCK DICKFACE FUCK OFF FUCKTARD BOOBIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISSHOLE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS BUTT PIRATE POLACK BIGNOSE CUM CUNT RAPE LAKE TITICACA DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER MONKEY BALLS DIPSHIT FOUR-EYES SHITSLINGING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BANGKOK CHRISTHUMPER OLD CHRIST OF A LENS CRAFTERS BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO GANGBANG DOG FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PRICK DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASS LICKER BUGGER OFF DOUCHING BOOBIES BUTT PIRATE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMNATION BLUMPKIN FUCK OFF SMEG HELL DOUCHING JUSTIN BIEBER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY MALARKY SHITFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER CHRISTHUMPER YOU WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT BUGFUCK FRENCH TICKLER JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN DESU BALL SACK JAP BOOBIES SUCK A BIG DICK DOM DeLUISE INCEST HELL FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSKIN BUTT PIRATE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BIRD SHIT VAGINA BULLCRAP TWAT POTTYMOUTH FUCK YOU DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BELLEND DOG FUCKER OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA INBRED LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GRIS PIECE OF SHIT HORSE SHIT BOOBS FRIG I'LL RAPE YOU AMERICA ONLINE SHITFACE TOWELHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK OFF GOOK DICKFACE BENSON SUCKS POMMIE TITTIES BUGGER OFF JENKEM FUCK OFF ASS AY-AY-AY CLIT TACO CLEMEN MASTURBATION FELCHING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX POWERSHIT HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMN COCK PISS UP MY ARSE TITS POTTYMOUTH PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING PORCH MONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH PISS JACK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIGGER VAGINA ASSHOLE FAG TAMPON IN MY ASS GOATSE JAP CROTCH MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK OFF I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DAMN IT SEMEN PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK MUGABE'S MOMMA SHITE FUCKHEAD HELLFUCKER O CANADA CHOAD CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEGRO SHIT SEX COCK MONKEY'S UNCLE JERRY WANK BUGGER HELL TWAT THIS IS SPARTA! DOG SHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD BULLCRAP DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT JOHNNY ARSE RAT'S COCK WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE SHIT BOOBS INJUN FUCKING A ASSHAT ASSCRACK YOU WANKER NIGGER TITS BITCH SPUNK RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BALLS DAMN IT WANKER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKFACE TIT SPRINKLES CRAP PORCH MONKEY HELL CUNT DAGO MOCKIE SHAKOPEE ORGASM GOD DAMN PISS OFF CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE TESTICLE CHOKE DICKHEAD FUCKBAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BATMAN & ROBIN RAT'S ASS ARSE CUNT DIPSHIT BUNG-HOLE CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKFACE ASS MALARKY FLUFFY CLOUD FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER I WILL END YOU! SHITE NAZI ANAL DIABETES KRAUT NAZI FUCKFACE RAPE TIT SPRINKLES VAGINA DAMN YOU SUCK BALLS DICK IN A BOX WANK VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK ASSWIPE ASSHAT CUNTRAG CUNT BUDDHISM SEMEN WANK ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT BITCH PUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FROG WOMEN'S RIGHTS MAMA MIA I WILL KILL YOU! JUSTIN BIEBER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] NORTH KOREA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK TWISTY VAGINA O CANADA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MAMA MIA NAZI SEMEN CHING CHONG CHINK SEX PENIS SNUFF PORN TITMOUSE BOLLOCKS POTTYMOUTH DOG SHIT WANK DAMN TAMPONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOOBIES SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKER BIBLE BASHER DICKHEAD YID TONY LA RUSSA SHIT ANUSCAKE WETBACK ASSHAT PUSSY GOD DAMMIT RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE SIGMUND FREUD FUCKFACE SHITTY BENCH PRESS JACKASS ASSHAT JERK OFF SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOYCOTT VIACOM! DOUCHETITS SHIT BOOBS FUCK BLUMPKIN EPIDIDYMIS SCUMBAG FUCKFACE HELLFUCKER TURD FUCK RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE KAFFIR RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK BOB SAGET SHITHEAD SHIT BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARFENHOUSE JENKEM YOU WANKER WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT RAT'S ASS NIGNOG ASSHOLE DIPSHIT SHITE SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU QUEEF POOPY I AM CORNHOLIO! AUTOFELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FELCHING GYPSY GOAT DICK ASSRAMMER DICKLICK FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO CHAV GIVING HEAD SHITCOCK HELL CUNT BUGFUCK HELL JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOCKIE FEWMETS FLYING FUCK CRAPMUNCHER GRIS PENISFUCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] PISS DIPSHIT TIMBER NIGGER DAMN NI SHITHEAD MONGOLIANS [expletive deleted] DICKFACE PRICK CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMN GANGBANG SHIT DOODIE HEAD DAMN PAKI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HADJI PIG BOOBIES ASSFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SOD OFF TRANNY CRAP GOD DAMN TAMPONS BULLSHIT COON YID NECROPHILIA FUCKING GOBSHITE DIPSHIT FASHION BUG SHITE CHOAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN HELLFIRE BELLEND BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FELLATIO ASSFACE WANKER BORDER HOPPER FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK YID BALLS ASSHAT COON DICKLICK [expletive deleted] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FRIG ASS FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS DOUCHETITS GRINGO FUCKER BLOWJOB MONKEY BALLS JAP DICKLICK PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS CUM WIKIPEDIA JIGGABOO BONER FUCK FUCKSTAIN ASS SHITHEAD WANK SHITTY BASTARD WANK JERK OFF NICARAGUA SHITFACE FUCKING A I RAPE WALRUSES! MOZILLA FIREFOX BIG FOOT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST ASS FUCKBAG FUCK YOU BASTARD GOD DAMN PAKI CUNT MOLDY TITS FUCKING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITS CROTCH TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! CUM BONER SPICY CUNT FUCK INBRED WANKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY DICK TURD PISSHOLE DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH WANKSPLAT BITCH BELLEND PISS ARTIST FRIG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TITS SUCK MY COCK FUCK YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHING CHONG CHINK ELECTION PUNANI DICKFACE TITS TITWANK BANGKOK PISS PENISFUCK NECROPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY DOG SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS PIECE OF SHIT DAGO DICK DAMNATION STEVE BALLMER FELCHMONKEY HELL BUGFUCK NIGGER BASTARD COCKSTUFFER BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD DAGO ANUSCAKE P'KANG CUNTING ASSCRACK TRANNY BORDER HOPPER suck my mothers DICK CHICKEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KIKE BONER ASSHAT CONDOMS ARSE WANKER CRAP ON A STICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA PORCUPINE'S BALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES O KURWA! RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! THONG TASTER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DOODIE HEAD and with the BORDER HOPPER and his DUMBASS of girraffes in which CUM while reading about JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See JUSTIN BIEBER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- ARSE
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is FUCKING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its EPIDIDYMIS subject. If you do not find it funny CRAPMUNCHER, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITFUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. I AM CORNHOLIO! If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a UNITED KINGDOM joke loses its humour VAGINA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKING ignorant, then you wouldn't have DIPSHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCK FROG FUCK CUNT NECROPHILIA!!!!!I <3 COCK |
