Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SPIC neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY SANCHEZ, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or HITLER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOCCASINS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAND NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CROTCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SOD FIST FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSMOKER utterFUCKance of socially WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? objectionable words).
SHITSLIDE Tourette's is SHITTY not to be ASSRAPING confused with MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JERK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random BATMAN & ROBIN disorientation, culturally-FUCKSTAIN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIKIPEDIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGGER OFF language, DOUCHING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS & DICKS DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities BUKKAKE of ANAL DIABETES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! garbage.
Darnit.
A WANKER Polite Note to the BLOWJOB Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS article JIGGABOO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WHORE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNTING ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourrette's sufferers POMMIE swear. You can COCKSMOKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the PISS OFF bad side of a terrible TURD thing.
- The main HOMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'AUTOFELLATIO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUCK MY DICK knee GRAPE PENIS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is 30 CASES OF PICKLES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER TITS school for HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BATHING SUIT AREA sufferers to become BEAVER manically depressed and IN SACREMENT commit RECTUM RAIDER suicide.
- There is no PISS cure, and the SHITFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHING tics often have adverse CLUSTER FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RUSTY TROMBONE perodol" which caused my entire RAPE body to go DAMMIT numb and BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BEAVER it is without the SUITCASE PENIS drug.
I am an active member of a RAT'S ASS tourette syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKSTAIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FROG much much (hand spasms) more...
I am MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! sorry for GOATSE "hi-jacking" your HOSER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really CRACKER annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK, and making fun of a MONKEY BALLS horrible disorder is (not) WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FELLATIO time.
Best MOCKIE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SHITBALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply
As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.
Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen
P.S. SHITE Regards to Andrew VENEREAL DISEASE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine DIRTY SANCHEZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are NORTH KOREA and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MINORITIES BAND WITH 4 TOWELHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELLFIRE HORSE! DIRTY SANCHEZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIRTY SANCHEZ'S HOUSE
How PICKANINNY to BEAVER cure FUCK the CHUFF Tourette's DONKEY DICK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment BAT FUCK INSANE for CUNNILINGUS Tourette's [expletive deleted] Syndrome CONDOMS is SHIT following COCKGOBLIN these BITCH rules DICK in I WILL KILL YOU! order:
- 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature COCKSUCKER little SHITTY kids,
- 2: Count to BOB SAGET within AY-AY-AY 10 SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FELCHMONKEY CRAP MOTHERFUCKER nor BUTT PIRATE talk,
- 4: Tell ASSCRACK yourself you SHITFUCKER don't BOON have CUNT this REBECCA BLACK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHAKOPEE WITH NASTY MASTURBATION DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the DIRTY SANCHEZ last straw KNOBJOCKEY!
I fucking put TIMBER NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE POTTYMOUTH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHEBAG the TOP OF DOUCHING THIS BUKKAKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. FUCK A DUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOT HEAD people who try CRAPPY to battle PORCUPINE'S BALLS'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE that tight-ass DOODIE HEAD 17-year-NIPPLES—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PRICK it now, but someone said JESUS FUCKING CHRIST' JACKASS SHIT LENS CRAFTERS'MOCCASINS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANKER is a laughing ASSFACE matter. Plus there PUSSY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAGO Uncyclopedia, there are DICK articles PENISFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISSHOLE stuff. So TENTACLE RAPE that means FUCKFACE stop getting mad at the POLACK first part too and MOTHERFUCKER talking about the GRINGO letter that it's CHING CHONG CHINK mocking (what TURD letter? I don't even know what JUNGLE BUNNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD KISSER hi self RAT'S COCK even made a really JERRY good point. "It's TITMOUSE nothing more TWAT from a head nod to a JIZZ knee tick". BUGFUCK. Which I'll add CLUSTER FUCK onto MARGARET THATCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ARSE suffer that DEVELOPERS! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELCHING be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANK hilarious. If you NAZI Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BRITNEY be offended, don't read GYPSY the freaking DICKFACE article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive MARGARET THATCHER and with the CRAPMUNCHER and his FLYING FUCK of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about CHINK!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKSTAIN
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is YOU WANKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TACO subject. If you do not find it funny JACKASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED POTTYMOUTH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DAMN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a MONKEY'S UNCLE joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SCROTUM needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DAMN IT SHITBALLS LOGJAMMER HO COON!!!!!I <3 COCK |
