Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITWANK neurochemical FUCK disorder COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COLGATE, sudden GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSYLICKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SPICY CUNT FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLUSTERFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOB SAGET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LET'S SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MARGARET THATCHER BULLSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE utterFUCKance of socially PISS objectionable words).
CUNT Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be SUCK A BIG DICK confused with BUKKAKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DYKE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOT GRITS random SHIT disorientation, culturally-POLAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHAV outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, FIRECROTCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BATHING SUIT AREA SUGARTITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAFFY souvenir shoppes and massive TOTAL quantities NIPPLES of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A WEHATEMARIO Polite Note to the NIGGER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article GENITALIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKGOBLIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKWIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNTBUCKET Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HAIL SATAN! Tourrette's sufferers EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the PIGS MIGHT FLY bad side of a terrible GOAT DICK thing.
- The main ANAL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POMMIE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIHILISM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PORCUPINE'S BALLS knee DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is VAGINA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG'S FAT ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GYPSY school for POMMIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MICK sufferers to become CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and PISSHOLE commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
- There is no FUCKWIT cure, and the PISSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the EPIDIDYMIS tics often have adverse GREASER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRACKER perodol" which caused my entire YOUR MOM body to go NAZI numb and TITTYWANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOU SUCK BALLS
it is without the BLOWJOB drug.
I am an active member of a JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST tourette syndrome THONG TASTER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOMO the DICKWAD public view of Tourettes as a "TITMOUSE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am WEHATEMARIO sorry for MARY WHITEHOUSE "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really SHITSLINGING annoys me. I am working towards a MICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YID article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA, and making fun of a JERRY horrible disorder is (not) ANAL DIABETES funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLINGING time.
Best BANGKOK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply
As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society TAIWAN.
Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen
P.S. FUCKHEAD Regards to Andrew GENITALIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?
Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK NUGGET saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine COLGATE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are CROTCH and FUCKFUCKFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS ARTIST BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLOWJOB HORSE! COLGATE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COLGATE'S HOUSE
How RAT'S COCK to PIECE OF SHIT cure JERRY the PENIS Tourette's STEVE BALLMER Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment REDNECK for PISS ARTIST Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome TAMPONS is FUCK YOU following BUKKAKE these CLEMEN rules FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK in EMO order:
- 1: Avoid GRINGO immature HELLFIRE little SHITE kids,
- 2: Count to FUCK YOU within BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 10 BUKKAKEseconds,
- 3: Do not open your AUTOFELLATIO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOBSHITE nor BULLSHIT talk,
- 4: Tell FUCK OFF yourself you POOPY don't WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? have HELL this DYKE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the COLGATE last straw NECROPHILIA!
I fucking put DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!' my comment at the TOP OF THE DILDO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAPMUNCHER the TOP OF CROTCH THIS MASTURBATION ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLUSTERFUCK offensive. GENITALIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PAKI people who try SHITBALLS to battle HADJI'JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST that tight-ass ASS 17-year-PISSHOLE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said MARGARET THATCHER' EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSFACE'WANK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSWIPE is a laughing JOHN SMILEY FACE matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITPISSER Uncyclopedia, there are BLUMPKIN articles SHIT LIKE A HORSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PIECE OF SHIT stuff. So NIGNOG that means DOG SHIT stop getting mad at the TAMPONS first part too and RANDY TRAVIS talking about the INBRED letter that it's TIT DIRT mocking (what HOMO letter? I don't even know what QUEEF the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self SHIT even made a really FRENCH TICKLER good point. "It's SCUMBUCKET nothing more SHITHEAD from a head nod to a JOHN ELWAY knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add GRINGO onto O KURWA! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ELECTION be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article INBRED hilarious. If you HOSER Want facts, go on NIGGER TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read CLEVELAND STEAMER the freaking CHOAD KISSER article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER SUCK MY DICK SCUMBUCKET D'OH TENTACLE RAPE BLUMPKIN FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS JACK OFF POISON IN TOOTHPASTE FUCKING A JACKASS SHIT TWAT FRITZ ASSRAPING FELCHMONKEY JACKASS SHIT DAGO POO POO BLOWJOB CRAP GENITALIA DOUCHING RUSKIE FIST FUCK ASS JESSE McCARTNEY NI RAPE PORCUPINE'S BALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS ARTIST ASS OH SHI– CUNT FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE DICK CHICKEN RUSKIE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VENEREAL DISEASE INCEST DICK PIGFUCKER SEMEN FUCKTARD THONG TASTER SOD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FLYING FUCK HELL UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FENCE JUMPER POMMIE DONGSHOVER ASS BIRD SHIT JACK OFF COON FASHION BUG BALL SACK SHITE BULLSHIT DOUCHETITS SOD MILF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTY TAFFY BALLS PANCHEN LAMA PIGFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO SHITE ARSE ASSFACE DOUCHE NAZI GIVING HEAD CHRISTHUMPER SHITSKIN DAMN REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SEX ASS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT and with the AUTOFELLATIO and his BASTARD of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about EARS OF CHRIST!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ANUSCAKE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SHITHEAD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BUTTFUCKER subject. If you do not find it funny SHITFACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNTING ASSCRACK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HELL joke loses its humour SHITSLINGING when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TIT DIRT ignorant, then you wouldn't have PENIS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! YOU WANKER BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX!!!!!I <3 COCK |
