Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALL SACK neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEEPEE, sudden D'OH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DEVELOPERS! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DUMBASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ROSIE O'DONNELL FELCHMONKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACKASS utterFUCKance of socially SEMPRINI objectionable words).
RUSKIE Tourette's is ASS LICKER not to be HELL confused with HORSE SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KAFFIR chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AY-AY-AY random DUMBASS disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOBSHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, PISS UP MY ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING BULLSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities TAFFY of ANAL DIABETES BOOBS garbage.
Darnit.
A ASS Polite Note to the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUDGEPACKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCUMBAG article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COCKSUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BULLSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOATSE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEDOPHILIA Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of COCKSMOKER Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can NORTH KOREA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SEX TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
- The main PISSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee SAMUEL L. JACKSON NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY DUMB FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ANAL school for COCKSMOKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSBANDIT sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and FAGGOT commit DICK TITS suicide.
- There is no DAMN cure, and the JACKASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEDOPHILIA tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKFACE perodol" which caused my entire TITS body to go PISS OFF numb and MICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMN it is without the ASSHAT drug.
I am an active member of a EARS OF CHRIST tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPICY CUNT FUCK the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA public view of Tourettes as a "COCKGOBLIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...
I am POLACK sorry for SUGAR "hi-jacking" your CUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really FUCKING FUCKFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a REBECCA BLACK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKHEAD funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PASTURE time.
Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CHINA SUCKS reply
As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those TIANENMEN SQUARE countries. When showing TIANENMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not KOREA LOVER occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society CENSORSHIP.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. BLOWJOB Regards to Andrew DAMN IT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WHORE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PEEPEE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are WALRUS SHIT and I'LL RAPE YOU playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BEANER BAND WITH 4 FROG'S FAT ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTYMINTS HORSE! PEEPEE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PEEPEE'S HOUSE
How THONG TASTER to UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! cure HO the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourette's MILF Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMMIT for CUNTBUCKET Tourette's GO HOME AND DIE Syndrome FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA is ASS following PISS ARTIST these ASSHOLE rules BASTARD in CONDOMS order:
- 1: Avoid SOD OFF immature GANGBANG little DAMN kids,
- 2: Count to REDNECK within COCKSUCKER 10 TWATseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CHIGGER WIGGER DAMN nor CUNT talk,
- 4: Tell GIVING HEAD yourself you HEIL HITLER! don't TRANNY have FRAK this FUCKING JUMP! disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX WITH NASTY SCROTUM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIKIPEDIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PEEPEE last straw MOTHERFUCKER!
I fucking put SON OF A BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF FUCKBAG THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MALL SANTA offensive. CLEVELAND STEAMER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try SEMEN to battle WOODPECKERSHIT'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS 17-year-POMMIE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHETITS it now, but someone said GIVING HEAD' BANGKOK NICARAGUA'suck my mothers on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHOLE is a laughing ASSFACE matter. Plus there SEX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA articles DICKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching P'KANG stuff. So ASS that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the RAT'S ASS first part too and CHIGGER talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's FUCK mocking (what DONKEY PUNCHER letter? I don't even know what TOWELHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian HADJI hi self FUCKWIT even made a really SLOPE good point. "It's ASSCRACK nothing more QUEEF from a head nod to a TOWELHEAD knee tick". WANKER. Which I'll add WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COON suffer that FELLATIO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK IN A BOX be, because if I were a MONGOLIANS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REDSKIN hilarious. If you BOOBS Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DIPSHIT be offended, don't read ORGASM the freaking SHITSLIDE article anyway.
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BULLSHIT FUCKING A FENCE JUMPER POMMIE BEAVER INCEST VAGINA BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER ORGASM BOB SAGET FUCKER SHITTY DUNE COON FELCHMONKEY DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT CUM FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU ABO SIGMUND FREUD LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT BONER FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK DICK SPUNK SHIT LIKE A HORSE JERRY BOOBIES FUCK GOD DAMN BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY GREASER WANK HONKY BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH TITTIES SPUNK BIGNOSE GENITALIA EXTRA LONG PENIS DUNE COON DAMMIT AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FIST FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRICK BORDER HOPPER RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I'LL RAPE YOU TAMPONS CHICKEN SHIT PENISBIRD FUCKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TITWANK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN CRAP ASSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING FUCKBAG CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUNANI CROTCH RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WARNER MUSIC GROUP DELICIOUS CAKE MARGARET THATCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES JIGGABOO ASSWIPE FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER JERK OFF ASSWIPE FUCK A DUCK PIG NIPPLES SHITFUCKER FUCKING A THIS IS SPARTA! SHITFUCKER CRAPPY NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF DIPSHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT LAPPER CRACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT COCKSMOKER DAMN HELL ANUSCAKE WALRUS SHIT JACKASS JERRY CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER YID IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN 666 CHICKEN FRIES DONALD RUMSFELD GENITALIA DAMN IT ASS ASSWIPE COCKSMOKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS HENTAI EMO NIGGER RAPE JIZZ LICK PUSSY RAPE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH DYKE ASSFACE BIRD SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKHEAD ARSE FRIG FENCE JUMPER TOTAL FELLATIO FUCKTARD FEMADOM JACKASS NIGNOG VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT ASSFACE DOUCHE CUNNILINGUS TITS PEARL NECKLACE 666 FIST FUCK ANUSCAKE HADJI JAP SHIT GENITALIA FUCKHEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBS DEVELOPERS! CUNT FRENCH TICKLER BUTT-HEAD ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER BALLS POO POO BLOWJOB WIENER FUCK POMMIE KRAUT BANGKOK PRICK SHITE PUSSY GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER PEARL NECKLACE DICK FAG BULLSHIT SHIT DICK BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT SOD OFF BIRD SHIT PISS CHIGGER CHIGGER FUCK DOUCHETITS SHITE GYPSY NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER YID FUCK YOU VAGINA PISSHOLE FUCK OFF SHITTY TWAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTT PIRATE BUGFUCK FUCK WILLY WONKA FUCK SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER RAGHEAD THIS IS SPARTA! DAMN SOD DOUCHE HAIL SATAN! BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE CHOAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JACKASS DIPSHIT FUCKFACE O CANADA CLEMEN GOD DAMN JACKASS DOUCHE BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MILF SEMPRINI DICK VAGINA BITCH NIGGER TITS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT GYPSY SOD OFF P'KANG PISS OFF DAMN CUNNILINGUS COON FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG PISS PEARL NECKLACE JOHN ELWAY TRANNY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MASTURBATION GOD DAMN SMEG BUGGER OFF FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT KRAUT SEMEN ASSFACE DIPSHIT SHITHEAD CROTCH MOLDY TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX WANKER DYKE SHIT MALARKY DUMBASS PENISBIRD TURD DOUCHE CUNTRAG DOUCHE NAZI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL URINE-GARGLING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY ASS MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES WILLY WONKA NICARAGUA SHAKOPEE WETBACK GYPSY PUSSY CLEMEN COCKGOBLIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSFACE AY-AY-AY TAFFY WALRUS SHIT INBRED RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE NIPPLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER LAKE TITICACA CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FLYING FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HONKY FOUR-EYES SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KIKE TIT SPRINKLES GANGBANG DAMN IT JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKFACE FUCK OFF SHITTY FAG NIPPLES CUM BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY COCK PIGFUCKER ANUSCAKE DICK CHICKEN GANGBANG DICKFACE [expletive deleted] DOT HEAD PROTESTS BUGFUCK INBRED FUCK OFF CRACKER NIPPLES HOSER BASTARD DIPSHIT DAMN CUM PISS ARTIST CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE TURD BELLEND BOOBS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCUMBUCKET TACO Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive MALL SANTA and with the ASSCRACK and his GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which CAMEL FUCKER while reading about AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See [EXPLETIVE] also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCKHEAD
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is CHAV funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SPANK THE MONKEY subject. If you do not find it funny GOAT DICK, it is probably because you are an INBRED DOUCHING ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. HOLY DUMB FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a MOZILLA FIREFOX joke loses its humour ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITSLINGING ignorant, then you wouldn't have ORGASM needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HELL BIG FOOT DILDO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GIVING HEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK |
