Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INCEST neurochemical FUCK disorder BAD MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCK, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGNOG or GRASS MUD HORSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUITCASE PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOODIE HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BELLEND LIKE FATHER LIKE SON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTBUCKET utterFUCKance of socially GANGBANG objectionable words).
CUNTSWILLING Tourette's is HOCKEY not to be GOBSHITE confused with INBRED Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI random FROG'S FAT ASS disorientation, culturally-BIG FOOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRED PHELPS language, POLESMOKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VAGINA DAGO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive BAD MOTHERFUCKER quantities ASSCRACK of ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS garbage.
Darnit.
A DICKFACE Polite Note to the TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AY-AY-AY article PORCUPINE'S BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTTFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK YOU changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENIS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JACKASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can SLOPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame REDSKIN TV, for always focusing on the TWAT bad side of a terrible DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! thing.
- The main IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is INVISIBLE! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALL SACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for BALL SACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become DICKHEAD manically depressed and JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST commit MAMA MIA suicide.
- There is no SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse WOP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TRANNY perodol" which caused my entire COMMUNION WAFER body to go TITWANK numb and SEX basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the CUNT drug.
I am an active member of a KRAUT tourette syndrome LONGCAT IS LONG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FELLATIO much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BATHING SUIT AREA sorry for PENIS ON A BUN "hi-jacking" your BUGFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really REDNECK annoys me. I am working towards a BATHING SUIT AREA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESSE McCARTNEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BAT FUCK INSANE, and making fun of a HOLY DUMB FUCK horrible disorder is (not) DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PRICK time.
Best GENITALIA regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PISS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply
As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.
Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen
P.S. CHUFF Regards to Andrew FUCKING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE HAS AIDS article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?
Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BULLSHIT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my CLUSTER FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BIGNOSE and QUEEF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BENCH PRESS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING HORSE! COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCK'S HOUSE
How CHINK to MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE cure DAMN the WANK Tourette's I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment KRAUT for MILF Tourette's RAT'S ASS Syndrome ASS is RAGHEAD following DONALD RUMSFELD these FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD rules RAPE in ROSIE O'DONNELL order:
- 1: Avoid HELL immature CUNT little CUNT CRAPPER kids,
- 2: Count to INBRED within FUCKSTAIN 10 NIGGER TITSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CLEMEN ANAL JUNGLE BUNNY nor COON talk,
- 4: Tell JIZZ yourself you QUEEF don't TWAT have NAZI this DISSIDENTS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS FASCIST WITH NASTY SHITFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S D'OH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the COCK last straw ORGASM!
I fucking put DOUCHE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING FUCK the TOP OF BIRD IN THE HOUSE THIS ASSFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be 666 offensive. FEWMETS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try SPIC to battle FUCKING A'EMO that tight-ass ALEX TREBEK 17-year-CLEMEN—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RICK MORANIS it now, but someone said GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY' SPIC JIZZ'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TOSSER is a laughing FELLATIO matter. Plus there INCEST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GRASS MUD HORSE Uncyclopedia, there are WHORE articles OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching VAGINA stuff. So SEMPRINI that means POLACK stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and SHIT talking about the SHITSLINGING letter that it's GIVING HEAD mocking (what PEARL NECKLACE letter? I don't even know what CHAV the heck you're talking about). Adrian HOMO hi self ASSHOLE even made a really TWO-INCH PENIS good point. "It's RUSTY TROMBONE nothing more CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM from a head nod to a KRAUT knee tick". GOD DAMN. Which I'll add FRITZ onto HEIL HITLER! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSCRACK suffer that FRIG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a ANAL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you COCKGOBLIN Want facts, go on FUCKING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHN ELWAY be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.
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OPINION DOUCHE ROSIE O'DONNELL DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER FUDGEPACKER SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT BEANER DICK TITS MINORITIES EPIDIDYMIS NECROPHILIA FASHION BUG BIRD SHIT BULLCRAP RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX FAG ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE INCEST BIGNOSE DAMNED TABERNACLE WIGGER BITCH HELL BOLLOCKS PENIS ON A STICK SEMEN TWAT GANGBANG WANK FUCKING A MOCCASINS JIGGABOO LGBT RIGHTS FLYING RAT'S ASS SMEG SEX DOG SHIT SHITTY BASTARD SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO CHIGGER CRAP SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING JUMP! TITTIES FUCKFACE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY FUCKWIT POTTYMOUTH JOHNNY ASSHOLE BITCH MILF HYPERINFLATION ASS BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER LENS CRAFTERS MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT ASS POWERSHIT MASTURBATION WANK FUCK CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD D'OH PICKANINNY HELLFUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWAT RAGHEAD CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE DICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCK and with the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL and his GOBSHITE of girraffes in which SHITFACE while reading about GRIS!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BUTTFUCKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- LOLCAT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is PEDOPHILIA funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CLUSTER FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny COCKSUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED WIENER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. GIVING HEAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT joke loses its humour FUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so MARGARET THATCHER ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNTBUCKET needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GOD DAMN suck my mothers SCUMBAG ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER!!!!!I <3 COCK |
