Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BAT FUCK INSANE'DUNE COON'DAMN'MOTHERFUCKER'HONKY'MONKEY SHIT'suck my mothers Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BLUE PENIS! neurochemical FUCK disorder DUMBASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOLY DUMB FUCK, sudden FAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BENCH PRESS or SHITSLINGING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOAT DICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated EPIDIDYMIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TWAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GRAPE PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF SHITFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST utterFUCKance of socially CUNTSWILLING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCUMBAG television programs to address ASSFACE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITTY Tourette's is COCKSMOKER not to be FUCK confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHAT random FUCKHEAD disorientation, culturally-SPUNK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FLYING FUCK PORCH MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POMMIE souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the BOOBIES Author:

The ARSEBADGERS Tourette's SAND NIGGER Research Institute was GENITALIA founded to FENCE JUMPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMMIT article PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and O CANADA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TOSSER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourrette's sufferers CARPET MUNCHER swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible TOURETTE'S SYNDROME thing.
• The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JUNGLE BUNNY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WIENER school for COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPANK THE MONKEY sufferers to become GOD DAMN manically depressed and BELGIUM commit COON suicide.
• There is no JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the FIRECROTCH tics often have adverse LAKE TITICACA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S COCK body to go WHORE numb and SIGMUND FREUD basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the WHORE drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN IT tourette syndrome NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITSKIN the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "RUSTY TROMBONE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHRISTHUMPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am AUTOFELLATIO sorry for SEX "hi-jacking" your PISSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUGFUCK this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a COMMUNIST DILDO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITS & DICKS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RUSTY TROMBONE, and making fun of a DIRTY SANCHEZ horrible disorder is (not) WOODPECKERSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHINK time.

Best DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JACK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. D'OH Regards to Andrew DOUCHE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITTY punch him if you HORSE SHIT want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ROSIE O'DONNELL saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SON OF A BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HOLY DUMB FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JERK OFF and PISS ARTIST playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNNILINGUS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKSTAIN BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AY-AY-AY HORSE! HOLY DUMB FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HOLY DUMB FUCK'S HOUSE

How DAMN to BASTARD cure SHITSLINGING the BITCH Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is SHITCOCK following NI these CUNT rules TURD in SHITPISSER order:

• 1: Avoid VENEREAL DISEASE immature MONKEY BALLS little SEMEN kids,
• 2: Count to CLEMEN within HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 10 ANAL DIABETESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN BUGFUCK nor CUNT talk,
• 4: Tell IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! yourself you JACKASS don't CUNTSWILLING have HELL this CUNNILINGUS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD WITH NASTY DEVELOPERS! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HOLY DUMB FUCK last straw I'LL RAPE YOU!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAGHEAD the TOP OF SHITSLIDE THIS DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICK offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIGGER people who try CRAP to battle CAUCASIANS'TURD that tight-ass NIGGER 17-year-TAFFY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING FUCKFUCKER it now, but someone said SPUNK' CHOAD FUCKWIT'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing BOOBIES matter. Plus there VENEREAL DISEASE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles FUCKWIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOG FUCKER stuff. So DOUCHEBAG that means FELCHING stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and BASTARD talking about the BITCH letter that it's SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS mocking (what NEGRO letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLUMPKIN hi self TAMPONS even made a really WANKSPLAT good point. "It's TITMOUSE nothing more COMMUNIST DILDO from a head nod to a PUSSY knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add RAT'S ASS onto FROG'S FAT ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LET'S SHIT suffer that AY-AY-AY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNNILINGUS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BENCH PRESS be, because if I were a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUGGER hilarious. If you RAGHEAD Want facts, go on PISS OFF MY ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOAT DICK be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking GOD DAMMIT article anyway.

BAT FUCK INSANE HELLFIRE TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU HELLFUCKER ASSRAPING WOP WOP COMMUNIST DILDO WIGGER

CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE AY-AY-AY GO HOME AND DIE NI PIECE OF SHIT PIG DOUCHE DONKEY PUNCHER YOUR MOM CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFACE PAKI VAGINA SHITCOCK TITS INJUN PUNANI MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY DUNE COON PISS UP MY ARSE FRED PHELPS BASTARD BOLLOCKS CLIT SHIT TIT SPRINKLES ON CRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NICARAGUA YID SCUMBUCKET TITS BOOBIES SUCK A BIG DICK PRICK RAT'S COCK SHIT BELLEND MASTURBATION GOBSHITE FELCHING HAIL SATAN! RAPE SHITHEAD FUCK SHITFACE TITS & DICKS COCK DICK RAT'S COCK ABO POTTYMOUTH CUNTING ASSCRACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK DAGO DOUCHETITS NIPPLES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS KRAUT BASTARD SHITE FRENCH TICKLER COON PENISBIRD FENCE JUMPER SHIT TITMOUSE HOSER TITTYWANK FUCKER DICKHEAD PENIS DONGSHOVER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIKIPEDIA RULES RUSKIE CLUSTERFUCK FRITZ COCKSMOKER FUCK NUGGET PRINCE PHILIP MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT DOUCHE FUCKING JUMP! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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HORSE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK SHIT TITWANK NECROPHILIA ANAL GRINGO DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH DICKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER LOGJAMMER suck my mothers SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MICK FUCK DILDO DICK COCK MOCKIE PISSHOLE FUCK GYPSY GRIS PRICK PISS OFF FELCHMONKEY SHITFACE BITCH CLIT ASS ASS CUNT FUCKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES EUROIPODS ASS FUCK OFF ASSHAT SHITFUCKER MOLDY TITS SHITHEAD PICKANINNY RAPE MONKEY SHIT FENCE JUMPER CAMEL FUCKER [expletive deleted] KAFFIR POLAK DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK MY DICK VAGINA VAGINA BUTTFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT DAMMIT RAPE TITS CUNT SHITFACE FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKER BELLEND BEAVER FASHION BUG BASTARD SOD NEGRO FUCKING DOUCHE NAZI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOON SHITE HITLER WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS TENTACLE RAPE BRITNEY WANK CHIGGER JIZZ CHOAD SHAKOPEE ORGASM TWAT CHRISTHUMPER PUSSY FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT HAIL SATAN! FELCHING PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER TAMPONS WANKER BASTARD SHIT HITLER SHIT BASTARD STUB MOTHERFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE SHITSLINGING MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKHEAD SHITE WANKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHOLE GOD DAMN CUNT ORGASM SHITFACE BLOWJOB FUCK OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HOSER WOODPECKERSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY SEX HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH CUNT BONER SHITHEAD SHIT MOCKIE SCUMBUCKET COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL FASHION BUG COMMUNION WAFER I AM CORNHOLIO! TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT HOSER BEAVER FRIG DOG FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CRAP ON A STICK ROSIE O'DONNELL BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE BULLCRAP PICKANINNY RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER BITCH FUCKFACE SHITE PICKANINNY CHICKEN SHIT RAPE DICKHEAD GOD BLESS AMERICA BLOWJOB CONDOMS ANUSCAKE BENCH PRESS DILDO CUM CROTCH BELGIUM FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT HONKY BITCH NECROPHILIA SUCK MY DICK BOOBS BUGGER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER CLIT CRAPPY PISS ARTIST INBRED NIPPLES NIGNOG JIZZ BUKKAKE WANK BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLIDE VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN FUCKHEAD WIENER JIZZ HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POO POO BLOWJOB [Insert swear here] DUMBASS DAMN SHITFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BASTARD FRAK CUNT BIRD SHIT HEIL HITLER! BUGFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ POTTYMOUTH BIRD SHIT FUCKING GREASER SON OF A BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOUR MOM TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBUCKET COCKSMOKER PIGFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT NIGGER DOG FUCKER CRAP WIENER NIGGER FUCKING A BITCH NIGNOG DAMN PEARL NECKLACE RAPE PENIS SHITTY FUCKTARD SHITPISSER BUTT PIRATE PISS NECROPHILIA HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BALL SACK 666 I WILL KILL YOU! FIST FUCK TITS TAMPONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TAFFY SHITFACE SEX CRAP ON A STICK CUNTRAG FOUR-EYES DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHING CHONG CHINK TAMPON IN MY ASS GARBAGE DAY! MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JACKASS SHIT NIGGER SON OF A BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD PRICK YOU WANKER SOD SHITHEAD WHORE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALLS TACO TRANNY FROG GOD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD DICK IN A BOX FLYING FUCK TIMBER NIGGER CUM RAT'S COCK DUMBASS CRAPPY POMMIE CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE FAGGOT SHITFACE FRITZ ASS MOCCASINS CUNT BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER GO HOME AND DIE HENTAI NIPPLES FRENCH TICKLER P'KANG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FUCKER FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN IT FELCHING ASSHOLE FUCKFACE TITS BOON IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD SHITSLIDE BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK YOU BITCH FEWMETS PISS ARTIST ALF ASSHAT SPIC BIGNOSE EXTRA LONG PENIS JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET BONER ORGASM DAMN FUCKHEAD SHITTY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GENITALIA BEAVER FUCKING A FROG FUCKFUCKFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES REDSKIN DAMN THONG TASTER FIST FUCK FUCKTARD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TAFFY PENIS DICK IN A BOX FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT CUNTRAG SHITHEAD CUNT ARSE MASTURBATION DAMN IT FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD FENCE JUMPER FUCK GOBSHITE HONKY BALL SACK DUMBASS WOP FUCKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! GOOK JACK OFF ASS CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BITCH TAFFY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE GYPSY FUCKING A FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ARSE FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHE NAZI JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSHAT FELCHING O CANADA FRITZ BRUSH MA TEETH PEDOPHILIA ARSE PENIS ON A STICK GENITALIA MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT KNOBJOCKEY SIGMUND FREUD ASSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD AMERICA ONLINE JAP DONALD RUMSFELD RAPE KIKE NEGRO BIGNOSE FUCK YOU BRITNEY BITCH DICK FUCK A DUCK JIGGABOO FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER COON SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SEMPRINI ASSWIPE FEMADOM CUNT FUCKHEAD CROTCH ASSHOLE HAIL SATAN! CENSORSHIP CHOAD FRITZ BITCH ASS LICKER BASTARD SHITE 666 SHITBALLS POMMIE YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF ASSCRACK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY [EXPLETIVE] SHITFACE NAZI FUCK SOD O CANADA DONKEY DICK AUTOFELLATIO DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT DAMN COCK POLACK CUNT CLEMEN JOHN ELWAY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH JERK OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING FUCKSTAIN WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER HADJI TITS ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST DICKFACE BASTARD SHITSLINGING MAMA MIA NIGGER TITS TITTYWANK ORGASM DAMNATION I WILL KILL YOU! CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN PEEPEE SLOPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HORSE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANUSCAKE I'LL RAPE YOU WANK KRAUT FUCK SHIT CONDOMS SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the CUNNILINGUS and his DICKWAD of girraffes in which TITWANK while reading about CAMEL JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHAV also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JERRY