Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AMERICA ONLINE neurochemical FUCK disorder HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ANAL, sudden PEDOPHILIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AY-AY-AY or TITS & DICKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KAFFIR way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTTFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITPISSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACK ABRAMOFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICK IN A BOX BUGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially BIRD SHIT objectionable words).
HONKY Tourette's is GOD DAMMIT not to be DOM DeLUISE confused with FROG'S FAT ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBUCKET chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TOWELHEAD random CRACKER disorientation, culturally-VENEREAL DISEASE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOU WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKLICK language, BUTTFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S COCK souvenir shoppes and massive suck my mothers quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.
Darnit.
A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Polite Note to the HENTAI Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LET'S SHIT article CHENEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTT-HOLE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGGER Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PISS Tourrette's sufferers CRAP swear. You can CUNTYMINTS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLEMEN TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible PENISPENISPENIS!!! thing.
- The main PIG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'POMMIE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOG FUCKER knee DIPSHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TOTAL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FAGGOT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at D'OH school for ARSEBADGERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTIES sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!
commit TWAT suicide.
- There is no CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the REDNECK tics often have adverse AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FRIG perodol" which caused my entire BALL SACK body to go SHITFACE numb and PIECE OF SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than HADJI it is without the SHITTY drug.
I am an active member of a MONKEY BALLS tourette syndrome DONKEY DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LIMEY the SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "COCKSHITTER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GIVING HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FUCK YOU sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your GANGBANG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELLFIRE this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a PISSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a FAGGOT horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.
Best FIST FUCK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SEX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply
As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.
Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen
P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine ANAL Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are PENIS and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTYMINTS BAND WITH 4 DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! ANAL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ANAL'S HOUSE
How NI to DILDO cure SHOOP DA WHOOP the TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's QUEEF Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment RAT'S ASS for FELLATIO Tourette's PECKERHEAD Syndrome 30 CASES OF PICKLES is DAMMIT following ANAL DIABETES these TWAT rules ASSFACE in BAT FUCK INSANE order:
- 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature HELL little BALL SACK kids,
- 2: Count to DICK CHICKEN within CLIT 10 SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUMseconds,
- 3: Do not open your WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WOODPECKERSHIT SMEG nor CHICKEN SHIT talk,
- 4: Tell STEVE BALLMER yourself you GOATSE don't MONKEY BALLS have SHITBALLS this DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBS WITH NASTY PUPPIES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the ANAL last straw ASSWIPE!
I fucking put ARSEBADGERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COLGATE the TOP OF HEIL HITLER! THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGGER OFF offensive. GOBSHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POWERSHIT people who try SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to battle BALLS'SHIT that tight-ass CRAP 17-year-CUNTING ASSCRACK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS ARTIST it now, but someone said GENITALIA' GOATSE FEMADOM'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JAP is a laughing GIVING HEAD matter. Plus there BALLS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FEWMETS Uncyclopedia, there are BRITNEY articles ASSRAMMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEAVER stuff. So BITCH that means NIGGER stop getting mad at the FUCKFUCKFUCK first part too and MONKEY SHIT talking about the ASSCRACK letter that it's NAZI mocking (what FUCKING letter? I don't even know what GARBAGE DAY! the heck you're talking about). Adrian O CANADA hi self THONG TASTER even made a really THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE good point. "It's DIPSHIT nothing more SHITTY from a head nod to a FUCKSTAIN knee tick". HADJI. Which I'll add SHITTY onto MY ANUS IS BLEEDING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MASTURBATION suffer that DOUGHNUT PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AUTOFELLATIO be, because if I were a FUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT hilarious. If you NECROPHILIA Want facts, go on COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NECROPHILIA be offended, don't read KIKE the freaking CLEMEN article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELLEND CUNTBUCKET GOD BLESS AMERICA INCEST PIG POMMIE HELL ASSWIPE TITTYWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS VAGINA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONKEY SHIT FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKER DAMN ASSHOLE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MARGARET THATCHER FUCKFUCKFUCK DARTH VADER FUCKFACE DOUCHETITS CUNT SHITE JAP SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTTFUCKER SHIT PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN WANKER GENITALIA DICKFACE FUCK SUGARTITS FUCKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FELLATIO SLOPE JIZZ PROXY SITES DOODIE HEAD FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD CRAP ON A STICK WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE TITWANK CUNT FUCK ANUSCAKE FUCKHEAD CUNT TIMBER NIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKLICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE PISSHOLE CUNT FUCK DAMN IT YOUR MOM ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DESU FROG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSY CHINK BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER ASSHOLE Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive JIGGABOO and with the BALL SACK and his CRACKER of girraffes in which TITTIES while reading about DICK IN A BOX!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FIRECROTCH
Article written in the style of its subject This article is KRAUT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JACK OFF subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKSTAIN, it is probably because you are an INBRED TWAT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. LICK PUSSY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a INCEST joke loses its humour VAGINA when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BITCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have SCROTUM needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SUITCASE PENIS CLUSTER FUCK PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD PUSSY!!!!!I <3 COCK |