Independent Republic of Broccotropolis
Independent Republic of Broccotropolis Broccotropolis | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| |||||
| Motto: You are all subnormal | |||||
| Anthem: Broccoli March | |||||
| Capital | Las Escaleras/Escalum (The Stairs) | ||||
| Largest city | Nueva Segovia | ||||
| Official language(s) | Spanish, Brockish, English | ||||
| Government | Military dictatorship | ||||
| Head of state | Jun | ||||
| ‑ Chief Lawmaker and Lord of the Admiralty | Aydanccoli | ||||
| ‑ Head of the Senate | Tauiccoli | ||||
| ‑ Captain General of the Broccolist Army | Jackccoli | ||||
| ‑ Chief Justice | Jaimeccoli | ||||
| ‑ Chief of Police | Kailccoli | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Cesarccoli, Chiquita Banana, Frito Bandito | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 2014 | ||||
| Currency | Brocco | ||||
| Religion | Idiocy | ||||
Broccotropolis, officially known as the Independent Republic of Broccotropolis (IRB), is a small micronation located in Bash Street School in the town of Corrarrerro, Spain.
The IRB is governed by friends and associates of General Jun. The population of the state rarely exceeds 95, because although the building itself is the country's area, not all the school students are recognized residents (you need a passport).
Although not officially recognized by any country, the state claims to have small recognition from the Saudi Arabian Canary Islands.
History[edit | edit source]
Much of the state's history is unknown. When exactly it was founded is a mystery, but we do know it was founded sometime 2014 by students led by Cesar De la Presilla. The area which is now Broccotropolis was just a regular courtyard where students would hang out at recess. Cesar and the others of his gang took it over and declared it their own country. Cesar formed the Independent Republic of Broccotropolis (the name was chosen due to Cesar's belief that broccoli helps the mind of a great leader, and also in honour of his idol, PewDiePie (BOO T-SERIES)"i'm doing my part"), set up his government, gathered his citizens and made himself President (even though the country "claims" they had an election, and he won a majority vote. This is very likely fake). He passed a law stating that all citizens (including himself) had to have the word "-ccoli" at the end of their first names. Therefore, he became known as HIS EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT CESARCCOLI of the Independent Republic of Broccotropolis.
For many months, all seemed well. The country was doing fine separated from Spain, and the country's area grew from just being the eastern courtyard to the entire building. But, in March 2015, President Cesarccoli abandoned his country due to falling in love with a can of Pringles, and ran away to be with the Pringles can. With no head of state to rule the country, a political crisis occurred. Eventually democracy was utterly destroyed and a Civil War happened. One side was led by democratic Republicans, the other by Dictatorialists. After months of conflict (and throwing plastic bags at each other), Jun returned to the country after being on holiday in Derka Derkistan. He stopped the war and seized the throne. He declared a military dictatorship, with himself as Caudillo, or Supreme Arsehole of the IRB.
Geography[edit | edit source]
The inhabitable area is a whole school building. It includes three outside courtyards (that are considered the country's cities), some offices (that are used for the Army HQ, Police room, Senate and court), the National Cafeteria, several unused classrooms that are now used as sleeping quarters (the used classrooms are still used to educate the young students), a chemistry lab, a library. The library is located in the capital of Staircase Corner.
Staircase Corner, although the capital, is tiny. It is made of a corner with some stairs that lead upstairs to the upper corridors, a gravel pit next to the stairs (where the head of state's throne sits) and the library (where the government discuss managing the nation, and play chess). The reason why this area was chosen as capital was because it was Cesarccoli's old hangout place with his friends.
Government[edit | edit source]
The current head of state is the self-appointed Caudillo of the IRB, General Jun.
The reason why he came to power was because in March 2015, President Cesarccoli abandoned his country due to falling in love with a can of Pringles, and ran away to be with the Pringles can. With no head of state to rule the country, a political crisis occurred. Eventually democracy was utterly destroyed and a Civil War happened. One side was led by democratic Republicans, the other by Dictatorialists. After months of conflict (and throwing plastic bags at each other), Jun returned to the country after being on holiday in Derka Derkistan. He stopped the war and seized the throne. He declared a military dictatorship, with himself as Caudillo, or High Sheriff of the IRB. And so, General Jun rules with an iron fist.
The Rest of the Government[edit | edit source]
The state has its own government, chosen by His Excellency the President. Aydanccoli is the Lawmaker and Lord Of The Admiralty. Tauiccoli is the Head Of the Senate. Jackccoli is the Captain General of the Broccolist Army. Daniccoli is Chief Justice. Kailccoli is Chief of Police. Thank you for read page, now eat broccoli.
References[edit | edit source]
http://micronations.wikia.com/wiki/Independent_Republic_of_Broccotropolis