Poop throwing monkeys/talk

Voted GOOD on Votes for Good, May 7, 2010 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Poop throwing monkeys Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive201 Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes #36 Worst 100 Reflections on 2010 #87

When I LIKE PIE!!! still lived in the Uncy universe, Zany Park Happytimes suggested that he begin an article named "Poop throwing monkeys". Before he could step to the keyboard to work on his opus, he was suddenly huffed off the face of Sophia, gone, ashes to ashes, dusk to dusk, all he is is dust in the bin, yes. Now, to honor I LIKE PIE!!!'s tenure, please enjoy and add onto "Poop throwing monkeys". Aleister in Chains 00:56 10 Feb. MMX

Comment: Not to throw clods of feces or anything, but I was the one who suggested "Poop throwing monkeys" to I LIKE PIE!!! and although he *sniff* never gave me a nickname, I'm sure he would have probably done so (& used a banana-like theme) eventually. I dedicate this non-:'d talk page in his honor! R.I.P. Pieman!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:09 (UTC)

My mistake, fixed. When I read the page Zana's name stuck with me. Yo, man. Al 3:14 10 Feb. MMX

This is....

The best article since Euroipods. Bravo!—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:04, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

No, no, don't praise me. The spirit of I LIKE PIE!!! dwells, hovers, spiritlike, over the page. He is always with us. Aleister in Chains 2:09 10 Feb. MMX

More so than you know... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:10, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

I see what you mean, yo know, man. But the first incarnation still has a life all its own, and, hopefully, that former shadow pied-eyed child is what this page is dedicated to. Al 2:48 10 Feb. MMX

"Hello? Somebody.--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)|I LIKE PIE!!!"
Sigh! He will be missed.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:17 (UTC)

“HEEEE HEEEEE SPLAT!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLOSH!!!”

~ User:I LIKE PIE!!! on I LIKE PIE!!!

-- Roman Dog Bird 20:10, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Article realizations

From the long discussion on the VFH page I've now seen more to the article than I thought was there. Maybe I knew it subconsciously. The man comes to the zoo, dressed in a suit, and starts to enjoy the antics of the primates. Then the chimps do what chimps do, and soil his suit (a methaphor for "human" society) and within mere moments he has reverted to his primate state. Moments, it takes moments for a civilized man in a suit to become an ape. Which, of course, he actually is. Mere moments. VFH worthy? You know, maybe. Aleister in Chains 3:28 11 Feb. MMX

I took me a lot less time than a moment. SPLAT!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Feb 2010 ~ 03:37 (UTC)

The VFH page has been huffed, with a tally of 6-8. It can be read at Uncyclopedia:VFH/Poop throwing monkeys. Quite an experience, engaging in the discussion, and eye-opening in that as a result I like the article even more. Strange, how life plays. Al 3:42 11 Feb. MMX

With a tally of 6-8 against I'd say it was quite more successful than you first imagined. (I quite like the article too, simplistic as it may be.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  11 Feb 2010 ~ 03:59 (UTC)

I should totally make a monkey throwing poop article.

Except make it good. DrStrange had a great suggestion.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 11:44, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'd like to see it too, the Doc suggested a page where the poop throws the monkeys at the people. As for "Except make it good" that's a long way from your first comment above, "This is the best article since Euroipods. Bravo!" Who got to you, man? Did they use Enhanced Interrogation Techniques? Inglorius Basterds! Aleister in Chains 11:57 13 Feb. MMX

My mom.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 12:27, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

I knew it! Let's send the monkey troop over for some target practice. When your mom opens the door you can be hiding outside with a video cam---and next stop, YouTube! Aleister in Chains 13.00 13 Feb. MMX

I LIKE PIE!!! wins a prize and Cheddar is Featured in this issue

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Understanding of the universe is shattered; Creation as we know it is defunct By POTR Imperial colonisation is back, and in true colonisation style, is taking religion to the masses. One of the most controversial elements of religious understanding has been the answer to the question "How did we get here?" This has often been seen in the debate that has been long held between Creationists and Evolutionists. Now that Imperial Colonisation is back on its feet, under the able guidance of IC Buccaneer Admiral Why?, they are educating the masses on this as we speak. "The article had been befouled by some evil doers, probably French or Spanish or Americans or worse. We are diligently researching and writing to bring the article in line with the Truth." stated Buccaneer Admiral Why?. A dramatic re-write is in process, as Why? has all his seamen working towards the noble goal of indoctrinating the masses in Creationist theory. After some false starts involving a banana and a jar of peanut butter, the recreation of creationism is being created. "The colonized article will show how the Empire has the right and duty to colonize everywhere by any methods available, and that anything we do is God's will. We will finish it by Saturday, 20 of February, or by Saturday, 27 of February, depending upon how long it takes us to colonize the natives. Anyone who wishes to apply to join our noble effort may do so at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization." Why? stated in closing. Darwin awards - Uncyclopedia Stylie By POTR Recently a n00b by the name of I LIKE PIE!!! chose to join the Uncyclopedia family. After a very short time he demonstrated the behaviours that make Uncyclopedia the place that it is. Of course, removing edits and formatting fixes by other users had him come to the attention of Dr. Skullthumper, who politely left him a message along with a 48 hour ban. Fortunately he showed the resilience that 10 year olds have when they are in the middle of doing something completely idiotic, and continued to trawl through people's talk pages, undo their edits, and generally be a dick. MrN9000, understanding the right balance of politeness and harshness, gave I LIKE PIE!!! a friendly message on his talk page, with a 1 week ban to support the severity of his words. Undeterred, I LIKE PIE!!! later returned. 1 week and 35 minutes after his previous ban, MrN repeated his previous words to the young man, along with a further 1 week ban. Thankfully, it appears that I LIKE PIE!!! took MrN's words to heart, as he managed to last a further 30 minutes after this second ban before he ran afoul of Roman Dog Bird, who in true RDB style demonstrated what an infinite ban actually means. When hard-hitting journalists pressed for details relating to the banning of this pre-pubescent pestilence, MrN replied "What kinda a journalist are you man!?!" Congratulations, I LIKE PIE!!!, for becoming the inaugural Uncyclopedia Darwin award winner, and removing yourself from the meme pool that we all enjoy.

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Category Pruning

I took this down to 30 categories. The next highest article is at 27, and there are only 9 articles with over 20 categories. Category spam is not funny, [if everybody did that, it would make the categories worthless] and it has been systematically been removed from articles by community consensus. --Mn-z 02:25, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, but the time honored tradition of an exception to the rule should be allowed, and this is what we ask here. As mentioned on your talk page, fully 84 categories directly relate to the page. In other words, the page fits into 84 categories without a stretch. Then, in the case of other categories which are fully joke categories in which all of the entrants are done for the humor value, there are a few that the page would fit in, such as (to be listed below). So, in this one instance, I would ask that the exception be allowed. Thank you for your kind attention. I am but the monkeys humble and obiedient servant, Aleister in Chains 22:23 19 3 mmx

Have checked with admin and there is no policy or community consensus on the number of categories. Have left only categories which do apply to the page, and are applicable to the topic. I did remove many categories which added a great deal of funny, including (to be added here). Thank you for your continued interest. A humble and obedient servant of the Poop throwing monkeys 12:00 21 3 Turning of the season MMX

After some thought, I decided that over-categorization isn't a major issue, so long as there is not mal-categorization. Even if it generates overflow, that can be dealt with by subcategorization. So basically I'm not going category purge this again, (but I may or may not remove blatant mal-categorization since we do have a concensus against that.) --Mn-z 22:01, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I don't know what mal-categorization is. Your concern did result in the removal of many "funny only" categories, and hopefully now the listing applies directl to the page itself. Aleister in Chains 3:00 23 3 2mx

Mal-categorization is placing an article an a category it clearly should not be in. That is different from over-categorization, which is adding to many categories, which can be done by adding overly broad categories, loosely related but still sorta relevant categories, or adding "joke categories" (that haven't been deleted yet). --Mn-z 21:01, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'd say that the page does fit all of the categories listed, as Poop throwing monkeys has much more depth, and poop, than it would seem on first glance. I am but a humble servant of the Poop throwing monkeys 13:52 28 3 mmx

Breaking News!!!

Newsflash!

Monkey lovin' has it's privileges?

The secret is out: ex-anthropologist's girlfriend is monkey lover/anthropologist hater!!!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jul 2010 ~ 03:23 (UTC)

re: Category:Goat Blower

Ok, monkey's might not blow goats, but I disagree with the politics of at least one of these monkeys! --Mn-z 10:52, October 14, 2010 (UTC)