User:Dragoliz
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“She's just the greatest person in the universe, apart from me.”
– Oscar Wilde on Dragoliz
“In Soviet Russia, laughing floor rolls YOU!!'”
– Russian reversal on Something completely different
“One day I was wandering down the main street and she said 'hi' to me. I was completely blown away by her intellect and beauty. WOW!”
– Anonymous on Dragoliz
“We really need more people like her.”
– Universe on Dragoliz
“Her ego's too big.”
– You on Dragoliz before you get struck by lightning
“Ha ha 'bout time!”
– Your mum on You getting struck by lightning
I'm Awesome![edit | edit source]
All you need to know is I'm awesome, straight and actually from New Zealand. And that the black helicopter is coming to get us!
New Zealand[edit | edit source]
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Alright that's it you can leave now...
Sometime soon would be great...
I MEAN IT GET OUT OF HERE N008!
Oh great you found the bottom of the page what'd ya want a medal? WHAT!?! Well you can't have one!
So leave there's no more...Get lost, shoo, scat, run along, GO AWAY!--->Shortcut
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