User:Whitekings

As the grandson of Liang Po Po, I am the best writer in Singapore, JB, and some say Batam. For being a 15-year-old Ah Beng, I was held hostage by flirty bitchards. I am the person who wrote this article. More information on me.

I used to fight systemic bias on Wikipedia, but since they hate Singaporeans, I decided to fight systemic bias on Uncyclopedia instead, by adding Singaporean humour, starting with these articles:

• Fiona Xie: The sexiest woman in Singapore. Famous for running around Orchard Road in a bikini.
• Jack Neo: After a failed attempt to rob a bank, wrote a movie on Money No Enough, thus becoming the first to be cured of the disease.
• Phua Chu Kang: Don't pray pray with this contractor hor!