User:Whitekings/The person who wrote this article

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“I don't know who wrote this crap, but it's starting to make me want to punch a baby”

~ Oscar Wilde on this crap

“I wrote this.”

~ The person who wrote this article on Authorship of this article

“In Soviet Russia, article writes YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on this article

The person who wrote this article has too much time on his hands, and too little humor in his legs. He/She/Carville is delighted that you are reading it. This person has assumed many identities, all of which are nerdy Oscar Wilde-obsessed whack-jobs who are no longer satisfied with fact (blech) and have moved on to smaller and far worse things. The person responsible for the Bilge you see here will make efforts to conceal His/Her/Seacrest's knowledge of Uncyclopedia while simultaneously claiming His/Her/Nixon's responsibility for it's alleged greatness.

History

The person, or "People", as it is often referred to who wrote this were vigorous when it began, but were blissfully unaware of its inevitable deletion. This was most likely due to the rabid affinity for Kitten Huffing many of the editors assumed identities shared. Even still, if you look into the nights sky and say "bippity flippity bippity flippity big brass dong" you will be arrested, but BEFORE that you will see His/Her/Star Jones' wild bloodshot eyes staring down at you.

Fun Facts

• The person who wrote this article might be you
• The person who wrote this article is really really tired
• The person who wrote this article had transcended gender

See Also

• You
• This article
• This Guy
• That Guy