User talk:Codeine/archive4

Zombieminion

Here you go fine sir:

I award this to Codeine for unbanning me in my hour of need. --The Zombiebaron 23:50, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Oops. Sorry I put this on the bottom. As someone who prefers to have new talk page items at the top, I know how maddening it is to move them in order to maintain order. --The Zombiebaron 23:55, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the feather, I'll use it tonight in bed

Thanks for that bit of recognition. I hope you didn't think I was trolling for it ;) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:03, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Hola

Could you unprotect my PLS entry? I'd like to turn it into a redirect for the main space article....Thanks! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:46, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

Abracadabra. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:03, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

You're my hero! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 19:17, 9 September 2006 (UTC)

Wow isn't that another annoyed user?

IVE SENT YOU A BUNCH OF HATE MAIL

WHY DID YUO BAN ME< I WILL FIND YOU AND KIL<L YOU

YOU SUCK! DIE CODEINE! DIE!

IM ANNOYED

-- The Colonel (talk), scaring the heck out of everyone since 1983, 13:48, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

You could have signed it ~ Kakun · talk at least. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Speaking of pissed off users, I was reading the block logs, and I do get quite a chuckle from reading the comments you give to those rotten bastards as they stew in their rangeblocks, or wallow in their IP holes. Hardy Harr ha hahaah!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

zim says thanks

Thanks so much for supporting me for adminship. It's really an honor, especially considering it must make you wince to hear the lo-fidelity work I do. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:19, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

PLS but with different articles by a different user

Can you please unlock my poo lit pages? I asked Mhaille a couple of days ago, but it would appear that he's busy.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:22, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Done and done. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:28, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Becoming an admin

Codeine, how do I go about becoming an admin? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Savant13 (talk • contribs)

In short: Impress people. Read all the stuff in the welcome note that Severian put on your talk page. Write good articles, make good pictures, help with formatting and maintenance. Participate in voting and community discussions/projects. Prove that you're responsible and mature, and able to assist n00bs. And be aware that if it happens, it won't be for a long while; admin elections are fairly infrequent, and we have several trusted users who are already potential candidates. I can't promise that you'll be opped, but I can assure you that if you participate in the community here, you'll find it an enjoyable and frequently hilarious experience. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:31, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

About these elections... Is there a limit to the number of admins that are elected at once? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Savant13 (talk • contribs)

Yes, but it varies each time. See Forum:New Admins? for a current discussion. Like I said though, becoming an admin should be far from your thoughts at the moment; concentrate on learning how the site works and being a good user for now. And sign your messages with four tildes (~~~~), please. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:27, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

PLS

Hi Sir Codeine, can you please unprotect my Obituary article? I want to move it to What Color Is Your Obituary?. Thanks--Shandon 19:00, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Done-diddly-doodly done. </flanders> -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:16, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you! I've released it on an unsuspecting world.--Shandon 19:28, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Spleen weasels

Hi - you recently deleted an article on "spleen weasel" which I helped write. I am curious what your reasoning was, since I believe a fair amount of content was added to it since the NRV tag was placed (and more will very likely be added soon - the principal author of the article is currently on vacation and will not have internet access until she returns). I'd love to see it restored, if that's possible. -S.W.

I deleted it as part of a purge of NRV'd articles that hadn't been edited in over a week (When this is the case, the article appears in bold on Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/NRV). If you have more work to do on it, I'll happily restore it for you with the "In progress" tag on, but you'll need to expand it within seven days or someone might delete it again. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:46, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Ah, okay. Thanks for restoring it - the spleen weasel crew will work on improving it over the next week. - S.W.

Sophia Gallery

Is this acceptable? The Temptation of Sophia -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:28, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Added. Nice one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:19, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

• I whipped this one up. David and Patata-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 17:22, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

• Last one that I am going to whip up. Da_Vinci's Last Supper -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 01:43, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Religious Wiki

So I wrote that thing last night, and I got this in my Snitch Pixie Talk page...

I would say if you want a faith try either Satanism, Christianity, or Tyluthan. Tyluthan Religion 21:00, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

And this kid has written his own religion or something, and he is fucking crazy. He advocates sex, and killing of homosexuals. He has a sex god too. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 03:29, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, the history of his bible makes for, um "interesting" reading. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:04, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

What took you so long? <part removed>Asshole </part removed>. hehe but yeah, that is interesting, what kind of kid thinks up that shit. He should be reported to the police and let him rape a 45 year old virgin in the american prison system. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 18:15, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

Please ban me permanently

Hello. You briefly banned me yesterday for 'editorialising' in the Mozart page. Can you please ban me permanently from the entire site so that I can't even visit it, as I am wasting too much time reading it. Thanks. ~210.15.230.119

<Yoda> Do that, I cannot. The battle within yourself is young padawan; discipline you must have. Beat that, and master your fears you will. </Yoda>. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:01, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom...

...and the glowing endorsement. Glad you enjoyed the article; makes the insanity from listening to that song over and over again for inspiration that much more worth it. Cheers. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 03:58, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Bute Medical School Page

I appreciate your reasoning behind deleting the page at http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bute_Medical_School however it was a great source of amusement to both students and faculty at the medical school and, if you have some variety of backup of the page still on your system, I would greatly appreciate a copy.

Cheers,

Will Watson Dave the Explosive Newt 11:54, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, it looks like it's not too bad as "school pages" go. I've restored it to User:Dave the Explosive Newt/Bute Medical School, but please remove all the direct references to real persons before putting it back in the main space, as we've had staff from other schools complain about potential libels against them before. Full guidelines can be found at Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:44, 29 July 2006 (UTC)

Done and done - the only references left are so entirely ridiculous as to bear no relationship with reality.

Help

May I implore the great Codeine to restore the NUS High page? Some noob by the name of David Gerard deleted it.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Blackcr (talk • contribs)

Sorry pal, it doesn't work like that. You can't play admin vs. admin. (Well, not without involving suitcases of cocaine and dangerous-looking henchmen with Cuban accents. And that's more trouble than it's worth, believe me.) I recommend heading over to Dave's talk page and referring to him a little more respectfully than "n00b". If this doesn't work and you feel that you have been unjustly treated, you can always raise the matter at the Dump. And please sign your name (~~~~) when leaving messages on talk pages. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:23, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Now it seems that Codein has deleted the NUS High page, although someone I know claims responsibility. I dont think it is the same thing as the one on top. I thought vanity articles were allowed, but no more than one; if someone created more than one I claim no responsibility. Kindly restore it. [[User:xuanji] 08:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Russian reversal and the attack of cruft

He's back. You know who. As the writer of freedom of speech I hate to say this but, please poke him with something pointy.

Thank you for your support in this most silly conflict. Modusoperandi 20:23, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

No! Wait! He's actually written words of the reading variety on the talkpage. Hurrah! We can (hopefully) talk like, how you say, adults. I can see clearly now, the rain has gone! Ignore that last part! Modusoperandi 20:32, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Hooray! That's always a better solution. Although I do enjoy banning. *bans Modusoperandi for wasting his time* ;-P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:57, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Happy Chuck Norris Day

I saw this[1], and I figured it was a good reason to wish you a Happy Chuck Norris Day. ;)

Feel free to ban me forever if you'd like, you wiki people are generally assholes anyway regardless of where it is, I just had a bad day so it's good to know that i'm not alone. 70.88.219.62 22:22, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Sorry, I never ban people who ask me to. Us wiki people are kind of assholes like that. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:23, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Great, it's good to know the secret wiki asshole handbook, thanks for the tip. May you continue to be blessed by the eternal Caucasian Kung Fu action of Chuck Norris. 70.88.219.62 17:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Who is this jerk?

This maybe a mammoth task or it may be a piece of piss. Please could you find out if the anonymous user 84.173.99.136 has an account and can you please tell me what it is. He has left a stupid message in my account, no doubt a response to my organised religion article. I want to know if he’s been working on it before.

If you can’t carry out this task I will track you down and fart on your pet mouse. God bless y’all. Weri long wang 17:41, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

So, cody, why exactly did you want this message? You aren't special for having it, 6 others got it too. --Splaka 05:10, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm well aware of that, thank you. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:03, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

It's not so much as I 'forgot' about the ban patrol as I had never heard of them. I though this would be a quick way to get a response and I had no idea it was a capital crime. Anyway to make amends here are my credit card number, account number and bank sort code. Feel free to take as much money as you wish:

8898 6573 4712 5618

62943284

33-17-36

Sorry for what I did - once again I honestly did not realise it was a capital crime. Weri long wang 11:28, 22 July 2006 (UTC)

WN?

Hey just wondering what WN wiki is??? Aaadddaaammm 09:07, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

WN Wiki is a wonderful happy wiki, operated and edited by kind, caring folks who love all the peoples of the world. The "WN" stands for "White Nationalist", which they say means that they're just proud of their race, and are definitely not racist white-supremacist bigoted cockmasters. Honest. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:16, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde

The Oscar Wilde page is oversaturated and unfunny. Not my opinion, that's just how it is. 24.94.65.69 10:27, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

So you go arround there burninating people? Like Trogdor? LOL Thanks for your greetings pal, I think I will stay here, but only because I couldn't find the door.. Your directions just got me in to the bathroom... Well, Cya, --Pons 13:52, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

I don't know what you meant by your Portsmouth remark at the bottom of the page but I'm going to say this anyway

Scummer! --Secludus 16:44, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Oi! That's fightin' talk! I'm not a scummer, mush, I'm a skate! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:13, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

24th April, Pompey 4 - Scum 1, were you there? --Secludus 21:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Unfortunately not. I live in London these days, so I only go back to Pompey every few weeks or so, to marvel at the Burberry-clad masses milling around Gunwharf. Take it you're down there, then? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:57, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Actually I'm much further north than you are! I live near Cambridge (same as my birthplace) but I support Pompey via Portsmouth-French ancestory. --Secludus 17:56, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

U R a Bast*rd with no humour, and also ur'e a bast*rd.

What is wrong with my Made in China masterpiece? Maybe I remake the page, or you un-huff it and lets see in the dicussion wether or not people like it! --Iamcon 08:18, 2 August 2006 (UTC) P.S. Ur'e a bast*rd!

Ugh. Normally I make it a principle of mine not to reply to messages written in "txt spk", but you must have caught me at a good moment. Here's why your article was deleted:

{{Title-left|[[Image:Mictitle.png]]}}

 {{q|There are no links on this page you foo'|Mr. T|[[You]]}}

 {{q|In Soviet Russia, '''YOU''' break the products from China!|Russian Reversal|products from China}}

 {{q|Hung chei fat choy|Completely stereotypical Chinese man trying to speak English|New years}}

 [[Image:China page.GIF]]

This isn't even an article, just a collection of quotes. Unamusing, overused Mr. T and Soviet Russia quotes. If you want to recreate it, go for it. Just make sure it contains something funny next time. And you're quite correct, I am a bastard. It says so here. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:50, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

But you're our bastard... our magnificent bastard. Screw Rommel. We have Codeine! sorry, just had to interject some hero worship well-deserved praise --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:03, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

I never called u a bastard only a bast*rd, and is those quotes are sooooo overused, why is there a single article in uncyclopedia?--Iamcon 11:58, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

p.s. the pictuer with the crevice is the article. pps im gonna try it on the poo lit surprise and see wat humans think. not what bast*rds think.

Disinfopedia

Wtf @ you deleted my article on Disinfopedia? Why do that?—75.0.157.227 04:57, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Too short, no comedy content. Next. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:05, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Dude, it's completely ridiculous to assert that the former content of Disinfopedia could possibly be less funny than the average content of Uncyclopedia. Talk about "no comedy content".—75.0.157.227 19:22, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Dude, your "article" was a one paragraph vanitystub to another wiki. It wasn't even a well written or funny one. One of the jobs that Admins fulfill is in acting as quality control, deleting the rubbish that is submitted daily to Uncyclopedia, as well as huffing the extensive back catalogue of crud. To my mind there's not much difference between the page that Codeine deleted and some of the other shite out there. Hence....it was removed. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Some guy edited out an entire paragraph that I wrote

And he replaced it with some crap. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Offside_rule (In simple simple simple at the bottom). Could this be reverted please (not even sure I'm in the right place, oh well)? --Secludus 17:01, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Done, but you can easily fix this kind of thing yourself. Go to the "history" tab, and click the date next to the version you want to revert to. When that version of the article comes up, click "edit" and then save the page as normal; just remember to put "revert" or suchlike in the edit summary. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)

Why did you revert my contribution to Narcolepsy?

I thought it was rather clever, and I hope you realize I wasn't being serious. --69.1.0.2 18:19, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

The sheer volume of letters you used messed up the page formatting. Feel free to add it again, but please try to parse it correctly so it doesn't generate acres of scrollbar. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:23, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Biscuits!

Absolutely random, I acknowledge, but perhaps being thanked for reverting something is a welcome change: Thanks for reverting the actual porn out of the article on the subject. A random IP added it, and I wasn't sure at all what to do with it. I'm thinking someone saw the template at the top and complied; perhaps too well. Administrative decision recorded and kept for future reference. Thanks again! --epynephrin 03:39, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

NRV?

How much improvement justifies removal of a NRV tag? Also, if I see a page that seems to have redeeming value, is it appropriate to remove the NRV tag? – Preceding unsigned comment added by W.E._Sapphire (talk • contribs)

Generally, I'd say significant improvement; this could take the form of expanding a one or two-liner into a full article, taking the title of an NRV'd article and going in a wildly unpredictable and funny direction with it, or even just tweaking an otherwise ugly article to look nice and read coherently. Further guidelines can be found at Uncyclopedia:No Redeeming Value, but if you're ever unsure, just leave a message for me or any of the other admins with a link to the page in question. Hope this helps. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:03, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Ogg

One more thing, I have found the Vorbis Ogg to be of lesser quality and far more obscure than .mp3, .mid, and .wav files, yet uncyclopedia insists on them being the only version one can upload. Is there anything to be done?

--W.E. Sapphire 22:27, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Unfortunately, that's the only audio format that the MediaWiki software accepts, but the format doesn't have to be lower quality than a standard mp3; if you're using a decent wave editor, you should be able to increase the bitrate and/or sample rate when encoding your .ogg's. You can get the codec here, and if you require a wave editing programme, you can download a free easy-to-use one here. Also, this may be of help too. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:05, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you, and yes, very much so.

--W.E. Sapphire 04:49, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

KOSA Bear/kosa

The pages KOSA Bear and kosa have been severely vandalized. I did not make contributions to them and I would like to implore thee to huff those articles with thy admin powers as they contained cyberbullying even before they were vandalized. I also happen to know that the vandalizer was the target of the cyberbullying.--Noip 13:53, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

It looks like Mhaille has reverted them first. Please ignore my comment.--Noip 13:57, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Looks like he's deleted them too..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Islam page

Codiene, why did you lock it? I gave good reasons for my edits, they were not "vandalism." We already have an article that's almost exactly what the Islam article now is, Allah. Uncyclopedia is suppossed to support constructive flame wars, but you put ours out. Please, unlock the page. --Countjulian

army.ca

What is "spamvert"? looked like a funny article,then the next minute...gone....131.137.245.198 22:31, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

dont be stupid

it's me, let me talk. -- VFP Eincyc (talk) 18:52, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Blocking IPs

Sir Codeine, when you blocked this IP: 202.156.6.67, you ended up blocking most of Singapore, including registered users. When you block IPs in the future, please block registered IPs only.--Airbag 05:49, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

When I want your opinion regarding my blocking policies, I'll ask you for it. Don't hold your breath, though. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 07:03, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Yeah and don't you forget it!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:36, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

That steve irwin article is a load of crap..he was a great man so i don't see the humour in ridiculing his death--202.7.166.167 12:21, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Strewth!

Thank you for looking after my first news article. Having seen some of the comments on related articles I can see that the subject matter may have been a little delicate yesterday but I hope that my contribution was taken in the manner in which it was offered. Thanks again.