User talk:W.E. Sapphire

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NRV, QVFD, and You

I've notice that you've been NRVing quite a lot of articles. That's a good thing, except for a few problems:

1. The NRV template is used thusly: {{NRV|~~~~~}}. Note that there are five tildes (~).
2. You were NRVing stuff that probably should have been listed on QVFD, which is the quickest possible way to get things deleted if you're not an admin.

You are NRVing articles that are funny, not "crap"

And making this not fun. You are a bully, like a Wikipedia bully. Uncyclopedia is crap if you do not stop this. The students at USP LOVED the article... and you are just a power-monger who can do so by staying anonymous.

You and your fellow BULLIES have wiped out all my articles. Have a problem with women, guys?Woman Who Speaks Truthiness 17:03, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Truthiness Lady, go read UN:VAIN and leave W.E. Sapphire out of this. If you have beef with me, go take it up on MY talk page. –H. 04:13, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for choosing Uncyc, and have fun. — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 02:48, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

I shall stay my hand on NRVing, as par your request, but keep in mind that both "crap" and "funny" are quite in the eye of the beholder. And also note that while "crude" might occasionally = funny, it is more often = to crude, or as I called it, "crap".

W.E. Sapphire

PS. Thank you for your concern.

Don't NRV Under Construction Articles.

I'd just like to point out, that one of my new articles was still being worked on, thus it had a {{construction}} tag. Please do not NRV articles with Construction tags. Thank you. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 18:20, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Crash Course in NRV

I would strongly recommend you start reading the Uncyclopedia deletion policy. It might help you deciding whether or not to NRV something. Also, the template {{QVFD}} should not be used. EVER. Instead of adding the template, add a link to the article to UN:QVFD. Thanks.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  21:52, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

WIP, no P

Did you forget this one? Moved to your user space -- sannse (talk) 09:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

User:W.E. Sapphire/Gilbert and Sullivan

The WIP tag on this article expired, and since you were the one to add the {{construction}} tag, I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 21:18, 18 January 2007 (UTC)