User talk:Giarc
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Two cows[edit source]
Thanks for the feedback about my reading of the California sues cows article. It was pretty funny to start with, so it was easy to do. And, welcome to UnNews!
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:29, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
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Still there?[edit source]
UnPoetia needs you. How are those compositions coming along? ^_^ --The Bard of Uncyclopedia 
16:12, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
- Hey there! Thank you so much for popping by. Busy with the last few days of work, but I DO have a poem almost completed. A Keats one too. Will look to post it within the next few days, whilst I am enjoying a hard-earned break.
- Okay then. I'm looking very forward to it. I think I've exhausted my own wellspring of creativity (or at least recorded all of the poems that I had ideas about), so I am depending upon the submissions of others to flesh out the section a bit more. --The Bard of Uncyclopedia 10:23, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
- Okay then. I'm looking very forward to it. I think I've exhausted my own wellspring of creativity (or at least recorded all of the poems that I had ideas about), so I am depending upon the submissions of others to flesh out the section a bit more. --The Bard of Uncyclopedia
Nice...[edit source]
...to see you are still writing from time to time. --T. (talk) 22:24, July 16, 2011 (UTC)
Wow[edit source]
You're an ancient user... Hi. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 
11:49, 17 August 2015 (UTC)
And you are an insolent young pup sir! How very dare you! I am in my prime I'll have you know!