In my fantasy world, I'm imbued with literary talent. Sometimes the muse guides my hand into comedy gold, and other times I'm just doodling crappy sonnets while I try to imagine her without her clothes on. In retrospect, I should have been a painter.

I primarily write poetry, but sometimes venture into other areas. On at least one occassion, it turned out to be better (?) than my regular work. To the purists: I'm sorry. Most likely, poems are just too short and of too limited appeal for the front page. So... I created my own front page just for poems. And you are most welcome to contribute your own work for near-instant featuring via the randomized Featured Poem template.