User:The Bard
In my fantasy world, I'm imbued with literary talent. Sometimes the muse guides my hand into comedy gold, and other times I'm just doodling crappy sonnets while I try to imagine her without her clothes on. In retrospect, I should have been a painter.
I primarily write poetry, but sometimes venture into other areas. On at least one occassion, it turned out to be better (?) than my regular work. To the purists: I'm sorry. Most likely, poems are just too short and of too limited appeal for the front page. So... I created my own front page just for poems. And you are most welcome to contribute your own work for near-instant featuring via the randomized Featured Poem template.
Collected Works I Am Mostly to Blame For
Poetry
- I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
- How Do I Love Thee
- Shall I Compare Thee
- The Road Not Taken
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
- Invictus
Plays
Culture
Philosophy
- Why?:Are we here
- Life's Answerable Questions (Featured!)
Deeds Most Foul
Additions to Others' Work
- Jabot
- Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit (Criticism section)
- Merde, She Wrote (Episodes section)
...You can help someone too.
Awards
 Commander of the Order |
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Fun Facts
- December 11-13, 2006 -- All eight of my completed articles appeared in the Recent Articles block at the same time. Forgive me as I w00t. ^_^
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