User talk:Savant13

Savant13 is new to Uncyclopedia.

His most recent (and so far only) project is Jerkalope

Jerkalope[edit source]

Hi, I guess you weren't introduced to any admins were you? I'm not one, but they normally greet nOObs such as yourself in a manner that will help you learn the ins and outs of this fine repository of satire. First off, we really never email other people, we use their "Discussion/Talk" page, which you've already found. Now, to sign your name, you make ~~~~ four of those. that let's people know who you are. You must always sign your name after something you write on someone's talk page or voting page, or else it doesn't count. You can go back to the Vote for Featured Article Page and add your signature, and I will possibly change my vote. You have to follow the instructions at the top of the page. You also didn't add a {{VFH}} template at the bottom of your page. If you want it to be nominated correctly you have to do that also. Take a look at the past previous featured articles and see how they are formatted, to get an idea of how they are supposed to look, and note the quality!

Talk Page Decorum...When you want to reply to this post, you reply on your own talk page. RIGHT underneath what I just wrote. There is a little tab up top called "watch" and I can add it to my "WATCH LIST" in the upper right hand corner, and I'll know when you reply to it. This goes for almost everyone...if You write something on my talk page, and then I reply, you'll be able to do the same thing, but don't write anything there, it's an evil place.

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Hello, Savant 13, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Enjoy -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:41, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Okay, thanks. I already knew alot of that, but some of it was helpful. What did you think of the article that started this? --Savant13 22:42, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

I don't like it. It needs work, pictures, some funny. Try to stay away from old stuff like "1337 speak" Chuck Norris, and crap like that. We get bored easily. Jerkalopes in Movies isn't finished. How can you expect it to be VFH? Do you expect and A when you turn in a paper at school if you don't finish it? At least it hasn't been huffed. I am sure someone will eventually tag it as ugly, or a stub. But if you keep working on it, not one will mess with it. Oh yeah, don't sign your articles. We know you made it with the "history" button. Only sign posts, like here, or on the voting pages. I don't really care about those creatures, so it's not funny. If you could find a jerkalope picture, or make one, that would help. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:48, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Stub? Jerkalope may not be very good but it is certainly no stub. I am continuing to work on it. --Savant13 13:16, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

QVFD 101[edit source]

Hi, Savant13. Thanks for the work you've been doing tagging articles for VFD; but just note to let you know that those really short and crap ones (one liners, or pages with no content) should be added to Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD instead. Also, when adding the {{vfd}} tag to a page, don't forget to list that page on Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:01, 24 August 2006 (UTC)