User talk:Codeine/archive11

Massive Spelling FAIL

Sorry, couldn't resist telling you. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:01, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Hah

Hah, some guy just vandalized my user page because of you. That kind of notoriety deserves a throwing star. Keep up the good work captain. --THINKER 03:14, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, aren't we supposed to be overthrowing Codeine by now? Seems difficult, I doubt I could pick him up in the first place. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:16 Nov 30, 2007

Jesus, way to ruin the plan Dr. S... We were supposed to strike when he was practicing his ninja star throwing technique! JESUS!! --THINKER 03:21, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Codeine

I thought you were above such high-jinx. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:50, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

You were wrong. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Right

You really need to tell me how I ban with unorthodox expiration dates...:) ~ 13:50, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

*Considers making "Unorthodox Jew" joke; thinks better of it* - Actually, it's mostly trial and error. Some seem to work, some don't:

• 16:55, 31 January 2007 Codeine (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Codeine (contribs) with an expiry time of next tuesday (silly test)
• 16:57, 31 January 2007 Codeine (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Codeine (contribs) with an expiry time of a very long time (test)

I did once put in a request to Wikia for us to be able to use comedy (but genuine) block times, such as "when hell freezes over" or "when pigs fly" for indefinite blocks, but I think the idea got put on the back burner somewhat. Oh, and I think you can also ban with Pi to about 7 decimal places *does it to Mordillo*. Yep, 7. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:04, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

UNLIMITED POWER

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny December 18 16:27 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

That'll have to do till I buy you that bloody pint :)

~ 16:38, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

good job crack pipe

with your serious edits – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.197.8.9 (talk • contribs)

YEAH!!! CRACK PIPE!!!!!!!!! :) --THE 03:07, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

I think 71.197.8.9 needs to reduce the dose slightly. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:38, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, or learn some better insults at the very least... --THE 21:49, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Any Good Reason?

You have a template like this and you don't expect people to use it? Or you just don't expect people to use it as a flimsy excuse to get pictures of tits on Uncyclopedia? I thought the self-referential bit there was rather humorous, and isn't that the whole point here? I thought that was a good reason, but of course YMMV.

Anyway, it wasn't necessary to block me. You could have just asked me about them, or at the most just removed them if they so offended you. It's not like I'm some newb who was flooding the place with uploads and you had to act quickly to prevent the end of civilization as we know it (of which UNC is, of course, the Platonic form). It was only eight pics, the last of which was at least half an hour before you blocked me; and I'm hardly a newb: I've been around a lot longer than most people here, including yourself. In fact, the first post on Chronarion's Talk page is from me.

I appreciate that you're an admin and you've contributed quite a lot here and have to wade through a lot of shit with little thanks (thank you!), but perhaps be a little less jumpy?

By the way, on the "Yer Ass is Blocked" page, where it says, "...you may contact [YourNameHere] or one (1) of the other administrators...." you might want to provide some means of doing that, since the person is, you know, blocked.

Oh, and if you're going to block people for "Uploading excessive NSFW images for no good reason," you might want to include that somewhere in the documents you encourage blocked people to read. Darguz Parsilvan 20:13, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Rough Pubs

Been curious lately as to how one of mine would do on pee review. If you have a spare five minutes, any chance you could take a look? Cheers. RabbiTechno 12:45, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Massive YAY for you

For mister Winkler...

Got a professional inquiry - I had a vandal this morning who kept coming back under different names and obviously shifting IPs in the process. How can I translate his username to the actual IP and perform a range ban? ~ 13:47, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

You'll want to ask Wikia staff for a checkuser, and give them the contribs pages for the various usernames (I usually try and catch one on #wikia IRC). They'll be able to tell you if he's coming from one address pool or using proxies. If it's the former, you can usually find the CIDR range by WHOISing from dnsstuff.com. If he's using proxies, then it's just infiniban practice until he gets bored. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:56, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

bloody hell, and here I was hoping it's a simple JS or secret admination stuff....~ 14:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas

Bonner would like to wish you a Merry Christgame And a happy New Game P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:58, Dec 17

Re: And another

Thanks Codeine! :)

Funny you should mention Finntastic... *looks over at Finntastic lying seductively on bed*

— Sir Manticore 02:32, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

It's another christmas template...sigh... but fear not! It has a slight personalisation to it, and it has TWICE the penis of any other

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. And keep doing that good thingimajig that yew keep... yeah... doing and shit. All the way into 2008! (and preferably further, if that's ok). Your great work deserves alot of reward, so I hope yew get some good shit for christmas! Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno

Merry Merry...Christmas

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR TYLENOL-3 FILLED STOCKING!

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate

Warm wishes for a festive holiday season

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:20, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa. Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever! Not cute enough? CLICK to try again

Yay Christmas! -- sannse esnnas 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

"CODEINE IS A GOD!!!"

Saw a QVFD'd article I thought ywd like :P CODEINE IS A GOD!!! it may be deleted any second now. Either way, it seems this IP likes yew... or it may be ywrself :P ~Fag x FS

I wonder if it's by the same IP 74.86.120.58 that has been spamming your praises all over the place. It seems like you finally have a fan among IPs, neh, Codeine? --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 22:22, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas! The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:19, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Dude!

Why did you ban Mr. Winkler? Now THAT is gay. Isn't he like that guy in all those in-joke articles I so don't get? --MaddMax 00:17, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry somthing or other

Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007 Capercorn would like to hope that your holidays are not as bad as this poor guy's. Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 08:07, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU. Merry Christmas. - STM

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 12:54, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Hello, pesky Jew here

I am curious, what did Spaz do to piss you off? ~ Mordillo where is my WANK? 16:44, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Codeine/archive11! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)