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Lectori Salutem,

I wish you a merry Christmas happy new year an profitable day. Also, I'd like to wish welfare and happiness, but I can only do one. Which one would you choose?

Anyway, maybe you'll know me from the UnMeta thingy, or from the Dutch-langu'ed version of the good ol' Uncyclopedia: Oncyclopedia. In and around, on and over and through the inside out while upside down. Not to be confused with our dear Dutch speaking friends, currently residing in Down Under.

A medical story: my blood contains enough iron to be healthy, but it smells like rust.

Could everyone who speaks Dutch, please stand up?



~~~~ a.k.a. R 7 Ioye