User talk:Roye7777777
Welcome![edit source]
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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:30, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Vakantie[edit source]
Even zodat het gemeld is, ik ben van 10 t/m 19 juli naar Duitsland. Wat gebeurt er eigenlijk als de Komkommer hierdoor verhinderd wordt? | Lars863 | 18:19, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Trouwens, nu dat het hele beveiligingsdebat achter de rug is en de Oncy haar derde verjaardag viert, tijd voor een koekje!
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Sergeant Lars K. Danzegger der Alsanische Strijdmacht geeft jou een koekje Ik heb je gehypnotiseerd. Jij laat mij bij de Komkommer winnen... |
Wa'? Nie'gypnotiseerd...? Oh shi~! | Lars863 | 11:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
As it happens, I have already made contact with Oncyclopedia so everything is good :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:33, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Thank you[edit source]
The sundial Rolex is a wonderful pic for the page. Thanks, I'll pop it on it. Aleister 3:05 22 7
I Reviewed Mianus[edit source]
Here! --Some Idiot 
07:56, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
Thanks, I think. When you put the thing on "Bed" does that mean that you or someone has translated it and put it on the Dutch wiki? I'm ignorant about those things, so it's a serious question. I'm glad you (or someone else) liked it! Aleister 17:32 17 11
Your IRC question about MediaWiki version info[edit source]
From what I can see at Special:Version, we don't use LogCount; however, we do use EditCount. As for the version number, I have no idea, but legoktm sez, and I quote, "Should be the REL1_23 branch". I hope that means something to you. Do swing by every now and again. ~ BB ~ (T) 
~ Sat, Aug 15 '15 4:10 (UTC)