Forum:Uncyclopedia Sudden Death Tournament - European Edition
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Ladies, gentlemen and hermaphrodites.
In response to the yanks and to prove once and for all the moral superiority of the old world, the European Edition of the writing contest will be held today.
Beginning at 22:00 GMT (if you don't know when that is, look it up you lazy bastard), you will all have one hour to write an article. Any namespace. Any subject. Rewrites are not allowed. And don't upload details of your mother. We're not interested.
However, there is a catch.
You cannot write the article in your userspace. You cannot even copy it to your userspace. You cannot rely on the construction template or anything else to save your article once it's done. At the end of the hour, judgment will be handed over to VFD, which everyone will be expected to participate in. Other VFD entires will be locked and taken off at this time.
In the next hour (23:00 GMT - Midnight GMT), votes will be cast. Some articles will die. Others shall live. After this period of judgment is over, all VFD noms that were taken off will be replaced and operations will resume as normal.
One new catch introduced by myself as I am a mean power hungry bastard is that the writers whose articles are deleted will be banned for an hour, just because it's fun and it gets my blood flowing.
My friendly co-host for this evening is the murderous ChiefjusticeDS. Fear him, for he carries a great stick and an enema kit.
Sign down below...if you dare...~
14:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
This message was originally written by Thumper. I thank him for his superior grammar and good looks.
YES, I WANT TO PARTICIPATE TONIGHT. I AM NOT AFRAID OF DYING
- Aye lad, I'll av a do.... -- Mhaille
- Even though I'm not one of you Jew-Brits, I'll participate (since my Internet was fucked while the other was going on). Do you want everyone on IRC and Skype when we do it? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:39, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- i'll get up at 4.30am to make i... oh waaaaaaaait. --nachlader 15:55, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- I am afraid of dying, however being banned for an hour will give me an excuse to go shower.
Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 18:25, June 30, 2010 (UTC) - Game on. --DougalJabber at me. 19:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Write something in one hour? That shouldn't be a problem at all. —Sir Socky
(talk) (stalk)
GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 30 June 2010 - 6:00 Sounds good to me. Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:30, June 30, 2010 (UTC) - I am very scared, but yes. --Black Flamingo 20:23, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- I woke up early - so game on! Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 21:01, Jun 30 2010 UTC
- Fuck my dog! -
- Last-minute yes! IronLung 21:30, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- sounds like jolly good fun. 21:38, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
LIST ARTICLES HERE IF YOU DARE.
- Irony Man -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me) - 1860 Oxford evolution debate —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 30 June 2010
- UnBooks:Pocket Guide to Annoying Your Co-workers 21:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- I eat my own shit --EMC [TALK] 22:00 Jun 30 2010
- Several interpretations of that day's events MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here
- UnNews:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL, DAD! ~ Bleh. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- UnNews:Naked man rubs hand through Anderson Cooper's pooper -
- UnNews:David Cameron announces new UK budget --nachlader 22:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Pop-Tards -- Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Decentiousness Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:19, Jun 30 2010 UTC
- Dark Science - thank you, Brian Cox. --Black Flamingo 22:22, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- ADMIN BABIES SMACK DOWN ~
22:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
PROCEED THIS WAY
Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/contest2
Nominate your article here at 22:30 (UTC) --ChiefjusticeWii 22:14, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Cant we just delete mine now? Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:20, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- No. --ChiefjusticeWii 22:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Can we delete it now? How about now? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:31, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Can we delete it now? How about now? Woody On Fire!
- No. --ChiefjusticeWii 22:29, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- hey what gives? i thought i had an hour? 22:33, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
If I could proceed that way do you think I would be proceeding with cheeks clenched like this? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:39, Jun 30 2010 UTC
ANDATHANKYOUVERYMUCH
I'd like to thank all participants, especially those who voted to delete my article. I'd like to thank my parents who brought me here, I'd like to thank ChiefJustice for giving me an enema last night and especially for blocking Dexter for no apparent reason.
And finally, I think we showed the yanks that the Euro-Trash is still alive and kicking, as only ONE article got deleted. Fuck you all and see you in the next SUDDEN DEATH EUROPEAN EDITION. ~ 10:08, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- I was there. I saw it happen. --EMC [TALK] 10:49 Jul 1 2010
- I was there. I had it happen. To my balls. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:14, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Next year can we compete? Or is competing with Americans generally a bad idea? --Black Flamingo 15:55, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Well, given that there was no Asia Pacific region sudden death competition, I just competed in both. In fact, I just compete in everything. In fact, I'm a bit of a slut. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 03:40, Jul 2 2010 UTC
- Stop trying to take Why's place. Bastard.-- On Friday, 03:44, July 02 2010 UTC
- Well, given that there was no Asia Pacific region sudden death competition, I just competed in both. In fact, I just compete in everything. In fact, I'm a bit of a slut. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 03:40, Jul 2 2010 UTC
- Next year can we compete? Or is competing with Americans generally a bad idea? --Black Flamingo 15:55, July 1, 2010 (UTC)