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For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

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Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the VFD-padlock.png Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

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Pop-Tards

Score: 4
Keep (4)
  1. Don't delete it! It has potential! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Something tells me we should Symbol keep vote.svg keep this. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:46, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
  3. I usually hate retard jokes, but this was really funny to me for reasons I don't understand, and are making me question a lot of things in my life... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 30 June 2010
Delete (8)
  1. Please god, what the hell was I thinking? Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. This isn't Wikipedia. --EMC [TALK] 22:44 Jun 30 2010
  3. delete. wot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol declined.svg Where's the beef? -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  5. what --nachlader 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Kerkill I don't get it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Started well, but all the jokes about deleting the article ruined it. --Black Flamingo 23:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Nah. --ChiefjusticePSX 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Dark Science

Score: -7
Keep (7)
  1. Vain and that --Black Flamingo 22:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Lol-worthy. --ChiefjusticePSX 22:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Made me smile and laugh. Both of which are good things. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. keep. i'd love to see this finished. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. s'cool --nachlader 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 30 June 2010
  7. Feature dat bitch. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete ()

No delete votes.

Comments

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:David Cameron announces new UK budget

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Cunt cunt cunt! -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. This is good, isn't it? --nachlader 22:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. keep i guess. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 30 June 2010
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Masturbating Presidents Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 23:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. I was gonna say delete, but then I started laughing at it. --Black Flamingo 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. I laughed, I couldn't help myself. --ChiefjusticePSX 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. OF ALL-TIME!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:24, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. ? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:Naked man rubs hand through Anderson Cooper's pooper

Score: -3
Keep (+7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg It has great potential for greatness! -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. I was blown away, in that I was blown away. --nachlader 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Best Ive ever seen. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --EMC [TALK] 22:41 Jun 30 2010
  5. Feature MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:46, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 June 2010
  7. I liked. --Black Flamingo 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. I hate poopers. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I hate most poopers. --ChiefjusticePSX 22:48, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. del... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  5. This pooper is a drooper. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:18, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments Haters gonna hate. -

kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

VFD-padlock.png I eat my own shit

Score: -7
Keep (+8)
  1. yeah man --nachlader 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. The red urine makes this article! --Lando-SpacePimp 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Hell yeah. --EMC [TALK] 22:39 Jun 30 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg I'd eat his shit! -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 June 2010
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep., I thought I was the only one! Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. keep. i love when you click on an article expecting to certainly vote delete, but it's not as shitty as you thought. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Awful. Just Awful. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Deceptively clever. --Black Flamingo 23:06, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Read it on ?pedia Then told Dunc to delete it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    It's a completely different article you dipshit. And Dunc didn't delete it. Go kill yourself. --EMC [TALK] 22:49 Jun 30 2010
    I know it's different, but Dunc totally deleted that shit. Then you ate it, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Irony Man

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. keep. not deliciously ironic yet, but maybe later? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 30 June 2010
  3. Progress. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Great idea, agree with Gerry though. --Black Flamingo 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Run a European Version at 10:30pm.....me sleep now... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol declined.svg Not enough irony! -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. Had an hour to be ironic, but needed an hour more /irony --nachlader 22:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png 1860 Oxford evolution debate

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. It sweats brilliance from it's nether regions (balls). --nachlader 22:39, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. keep. it's light on the funny, but it's well-written and certainly has potential. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:58, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. pwned Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. He's pwning his opponents Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:21, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol declined.svg Too much pwnage -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. Not for me --Black Flamingo 23:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png Decentiousness

Score: -6
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I can relate. -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Boobs. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 30 June 2010
  4. I like it. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Liked it very much. --Black Flamingo 23:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Liked the ending but the first principle should really be funnier. "The world sucks"? Kinda weak. That'd turn me down from reading almost any other day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:19, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)

No delete votes.

Comments
  • Red check mark.svg This article does not suck, even if the world does. --ChiefjusticePSX 23:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png UnBooks:Pocket Guide to Annoying Your Co-workers

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What's there is obvious feature material. What should have come next in the following half hour, probably too. Too bad the admins screwed up the timing so badly. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 30 June 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I feel bad for fucking up the timings. --ChiefjusticePSX 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Shame about what happened, but I think it's strong enough to keep anyway. --Black Flamingo 23:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol declined.svg If you can't handle the kitchen, get out of the heat I say. -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. Kerkill No jokes because it was started so late, but this seriously should be move it so Gerry can finish it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Unsure what to do here, since the author thought that we were meeting at the park, not the town hall. --nachlader 22:46, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • i can't make up my mind. i'm trying to be objective and vote as if i'd come across this on actual VFD (which is what i've been doing with the other votes). it's clearly not finished, and yet it has definite potential. i'll come back. and for the record, it was raining in the park so you bastards should feel extra bad. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:02, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • Red check mark.svg Sorry, my calendar was calibrated wrongly. --ChiefjusticePSX 23:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Several interpretations of that day's events

Score: 0
Keep (5)
  1. Obvious Keep. I mean it has Betty White in it. Duh... Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:41, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Betty White loves me MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Betty White. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 30 June 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg I have a change of heart. There are redeemable qualities within this article, just needs a little shapin' up. -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  5. I really liked this. --Black Flamingo 23:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol declined.svg Lack of narrative substance. -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  2. it started off well, but then it veered to the right into the neighbours car and reversed only to hit another car. steering out again it hit a tree and a lampost. then it mounted the pavement and killed a load of children. i hare my life htate it ahite it haite it wh do i leive --nachlader 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Lack of Time-Space Continuum. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Started well, went bat-fuck insane. --ChiefjusticePSX 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. delete as per nach. exactly as per nach. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. What the Chief-ton said. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Red check mark.svg Somehow... I'm still banning Dex though. --ChiefjusticePSX 23:55, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png ADMIN BABIES SMACK DOWN

Score: -2
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg UnRumble --ChiefjusticePSX 22:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. The truth must be heard ~Jewriken.GIF 22:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Great quality humor we got here. -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 30 June 2010
  5. babies --nachlader 22:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. keep. it seems fatherhood is cracking up some of the higher-ups. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Kerkill I'm the only one with the balls to vote get rid of this shit. Seriously, the only wrestling article I like is about Chris Benoit. This honestly reads like the unfunny ones that come through actual VFD every now and then. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. To an outsider (which is what I generally try to be in my life) this is just baffling. --Black Flamingo 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. It sounds like the commentary that I did when playing with my action figures last week when I was younger. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Needs the people's elbow... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comments

VFD-padlock.png UnNews:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL, DAD!

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. you dont understand --nachlader 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. keep. something went right. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 30 June 2010
  4. I understand --Black Flamingo 23:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. To quote myself: "A well crafted tale of love and loss. D+, wouldn't read again." Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:42, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg It needs less words. Right now due to the chunkiness, it looks like a muddled mess of mess. -

    kingkitty Bretthead.png~Fuck you~

  3. Kerkill Yawn. Too expected. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
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