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Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 158 hours
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Keep. I actually like this one for being an original execution of the original ASBOWAAT idea. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 21:00, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Keep. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:15, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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Lock/Archive let's start with the most... uh... uncontroversial one? i mean the creator wants to blow it up so... gergdown, eh (talk) 01:45, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete. Buh-bye! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 01:48, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete Lock OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 20:03, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
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I've changed my mind... let's lock it instead of outright nuking it. OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 03:19, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- mk gergdown, eh (talk) 03:30, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Is this or will it be referenced by any EfO/MitK pages? --Fish on skates 21:11, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: don't think that either ASB1/2WAAT or the deletion polls have been referenced in the Ojai games. PS, that signature gif you wanted is long overdue, I promise to make it tomorrow, but it's getting late right now, time for me to go to sleep. OαΓΆαααα
(vandalize my talk page) 04:17, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
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Keep. It may be very unfinished, but I enjoyed it. OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 00:52, 11 August 2025 (UTC)
Keep. Ditto, OPOSSUM. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:13, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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Nom and delete. This is, from what i can gather, an extremely unfinished and unfunny attempt at making an UnGame that was abandoned after only two days.  00:41, 11 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete. looks to be practically abandoned by the creator, and it seems like nobody is working on it. gergdown, eh (talk) 17:22, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
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It may be dead, but it has potential. Maybe I'm biased because I created it, but this is my vote. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:12, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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lock yeah this one has barely been edited in all of its existence. let's lock it. πππDaniPine3 (talk)πππ 22:43, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
lock yeah.... gergdown, eh (talk) 22:52, 12 August 2025 (UTC)
lock Quite a few dead videos on this one as well. Noopnurf, Noopiest of Nurfs 01:13, 14 August 2025 (UTC)
Lock. Why is there a "shota island" video in this one? Actually, why does it exist in the first place?  15:06, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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Neutral. It may be dead as a dodo (and it always was), but I always thought that this one was cool. OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 00:57, 14 August 2025 (UTC)
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One of my favorite ASBOxAAT stories. Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 16:10, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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Lock okay this one is just asking to be killed + it died + it's just a story built one sentence at a time but with a very minor twist + how the fuck are we gonna get 1440 edits on this one + it has an expiration date + ratio + l gergdown, eh (talk) 01:06, 14 August 2025 (UTC)
Lock. I don't like Bill Cipher. Also this story kinda sucks even if you took him out and stuff.  15:04, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 1 hours
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Lock. This has, to me, always been the "Coffi wanted his own personal ASBOxAAT version". And the gimmick isn't even unique, it's just ASBOSAAT but with mandatory line breaks.  15:16, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
KALKUTNIDAK DID NOTHING WRONG OαΓΆαααα (vandalize my talk page) 16:11, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Userfy. The premise is the same as ASBOPAAT, and feels kind of vanity-ish. --Fish on skates 16:32, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
Lock yeah, we should lock/archive it. see points above. gergdown, eh (talk) 16:33, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
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