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Symbol keep vote.svg DO...
For nominators: DO...
  1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
  3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
For voters: DO...
  1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
For Administrators: DO...
  • ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • ... Revert administrators.
  • ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.



Pages for Deletion

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Catullus

Score: 0.5
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Obviously needs expansion, but this isn't bad at all Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:22, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't necessarily disagree with the sense of humour here, and believe it could be expanded upon and made more concise later if that's the issue. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! stubby Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:20, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Wolverhampton.png TSE TUNG! not very big, and not very good. This was made back when Barbie Lover first joined Uncyclopedia. Maybe it could be funny, using methods similar to how they manage to Illuminati seal, green.gif turn plastic into american cheese Illuminati seal, green.gif (JK (about the cheese), unless...) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 23:49, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Casperine McAllister

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. I don't get what's funny. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:31, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Hang 'em out back, Sheriff. Found another random, dumb, ran dumb article that's so random I don't get the joke. -- OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:29, 19 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. ^^--+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 16:45, 10 March 2024 (UTC)
  4. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:43, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Didney worl

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not great. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:00, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:32, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:09, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. Is a fucking list Emicraft :P 02:11, 30 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Don Diego

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Has potential. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:28, 11 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Isn't particularly bad at all, I just think it should be expanded at some point. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
Delete (1)
  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. um... Unfinished? Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:41, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
Comments
  • This is short, but I don't think it's that bad. I think maybe sometimes it's okay to allow an article to be a stub, and hopefully someone can continue working on it at some point. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:39, 6 March 2024 (UTC)

Don Valley Parkway

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Has potential, needs more funny, possibly only funny to those living in Toronto. Hell, maybe merge this and all potential articles on parkways (particularly the ones near New York City) into a massive article on parkways. They all stink and are glorified parking lots during rush hour.. -- Orange Tang 19:03, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. I second the above statement. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:35, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. ThumbsDown.jpg Nope! Eh. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:42, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Flexing

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Could use some work, but it's got potential, the way I see it. Just get rid of the promotional shit and replace with some satirical stuff, but it's an article I can retool. Orange Tang 18:52, 4 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I also think it has potential, but I see the "promotional shit" as kinda funny, sorta what someone flexing would be shoving in your face to get attention. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:40, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
  3. The length seems to be the only part that's "wrong" here, so it should really just be expanded. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:49, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Fire2.gif KILL IT WITH FIRE! no real content Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:43, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Kaizers orchestra

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Yuk.PNG Yuk. just not very funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:47, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:38, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:08, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Ozymandias

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 1606 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Weak keep. Yeah, it's bad, but at least it's salvageable. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 16:36, 16 March 2024 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. not very funny and hasn't had a single edit since 2012 Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:51, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. The joke is obvious, its not a joke. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 23:27, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:40, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  4. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:08, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

South Eastern Freeway

Score: 3.5
Elapsed Time: 1605 hours
Keep (0.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. I must admit this made me chuckle, but I can definitely see how the humour here is subjective and unfitting for Uncyclopedia. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
Delete (4)
  1. High1.png Delete this stoned nonsense. I'm just confused Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:55, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:41, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. title=Delete this fucker!!! The joke is obvious, its not a joke L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:53, 19 February 2024 (UTC)
  4. FUCK YOU, GOODBYE --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:07, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments
  1. As I said with that Toronto parkway page, probably worth redirecting or merging with other parkway/expressway articles into an article about shitty expressways. If deleted, maybe if I make that page, I'll give this expressway a mention. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:41, 7 April 2024 (UTC)

UnNews:Hell Discovered in Canada

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1605 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Angry God.png IT STINKS! hell Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 15:01, 2 February 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:44, 18 February 2024 (UTC)
  3. The joke is obvious, it stinks, like said above L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 20:48, 19 February 2024 (UTC)
  4. I have no words. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:06, 6 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Templating and subpages (again)

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 596 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. Deletion of some of the subpages has already broken a large amount of pages. It will most likely take weeks to fix all the errors, so it's just not worth it. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 12:50, 9 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. I still think this should be deleted. It's not a proper article, it's a templating guide. It can be somewhat funny, but the vast majority of the content and its main purpose is just to help you with making templates, and even then it has a massive box that says that this guide is awful and that you should go somewhere else for that kind of stuff. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:55, 15 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. I've been trying to move the templating subpages that are templates to the template space. Some templates were sysop-protected, like Templating/M, so I manually copied the code to its template counterpart (Template:A/M). However, Templating/R is cascade-protected and I can't do anything about it. Apart from that, I think it's now safer to delete the templating page. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:05, 24 March 2024 (UTC)
Comments

The problem of deleting its subpages is that, from what I've seen, some actually work like actual templates, and are used in several of other templates in this wiki. Such is the example of Template:A/B, which redirects to Templating/B; if the subpages are deleted, every template that uses Template:A/B will probably get fucked in some way. The only way that deleting the subpages may work would be by making Template:A/B (and all other redirects, like Template:A/A, Template:A/D, Template:A/F, etc.) the template itself, rather than just a redirect to the Templating subpage. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:02, 17 March 2024 (UTC)

Custard funk spankers

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 547 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is my first time nominating an article for VFD. I kinda don't get this article.. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:07, 17 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really didn't get it either. Maybe someone more else would, but not me. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:53, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. What in tarnation is this travesty, Sheriff? OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:47, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Fortnite

Score: -0.5
Elapsed Time: 491 hours
Keep (1.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article truly is painful to my brain because it's just too funny. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ OPOSSUMSIG.gif(vandalize my talk page) 16:56, 27 March 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Could definitely use a rewrite, but I think we should have a page on Fortnite in general, Sheriff. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 01:46, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Painfully unfunny and borderline offensive. There isn't an ounce of self-awareness or irony in here; it's just an angry rant from some guy who happens to hate Fortnite (because "<popular thing>" = "bad", as we all know), coupled with a bunch of "random"™ words and phrases with spelling and grammar so bad it's not even funny. I don't think we can save this one. Sorry if I overreacted or exaggerated a little bit, I have a tendency to do that sometimes. A Dumb Cat (she/her)
Comments

Ballsh

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Stub tag has been there for almost 2 years, no improvement Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:35, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:00, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. Mydixaflopin Limp boner. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:04, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
  4. Toss it out back to the coyotes, Sheriff. It's rotten. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 21:55, 8 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Bra-ket

Score: 2.5
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2.5)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! Meh quality at best. Not the worst thing ever, but it's not good. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:37, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Control fire. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:02, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. Facepalmsmiley.gif Facepalm. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:06, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Brain Power

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. No. Stub tag expired long ago, not that funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:38, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:03, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol possible vote.svg I guess. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:07, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Dumb idot sy6ndrome

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. No edits in over 3 years, says it's still under construction Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche-vote.png Zmobibareno Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:05, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small.gif EXTERMINATE! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:07, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

East Maitland, New South Wales

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Booner template.png Boooooner Abandoned stub, not that funny Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:45, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
  2. Symbol kill vote.svg Kill. Alula.gifAlula.gif 23:07, 4 April 2024 (UTC)
  3. It's fate. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:08, 7 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Eggdog

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 164 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Scared face.svg It's so bad it's scary. Mediocre meme. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:51, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Fateful Findings

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 163 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Nom.gif Nom. A bit... strange, I guess? Kinda old, not very funny IMO. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:54, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments
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