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n00b

This user is a n00b.

This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.

This user is cooler than you.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

LV-2

This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

DIFF M

This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

18+

This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

I'm a long-time fan of Uncyclopedia going back to 2006. I'd have contributed here long ago, but unfortunately the Dark Side seduced me first - however, since I haven't done amuch for Wikipedia in a while, and I feel like writing more creative non-fiction than boring non-fiction these days, here I be.

....UPDATE Jan. 4 2012, dun dun dun. I was away for like, what... 8 months? Now I'm back! I'll try to keep writing UnNews, I like that most of all.