User:Rpm
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RPM[edit | edit source]
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This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof. | ||
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I'm a long-time fan of Uncyclopedia going back to 2006. I'd have contributed here long ago, but unfortunately the Dark Side seduced me first - however, since I haven't done amuch for Wikipedia in a while, and I feel like writing more creative non-fiction than boring non-fiction these days, here I be.
....UPDATE Jan. 4 2012, dun dun dun. I was away for like, what... 8 months? Now I'm back! I'll try to keep writing UnNews, I like that most of all.
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UnNews:Gadhafi vows to crush walnut (2011-Feb-27)
UnNews:S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!" (2011-Feb-07)
UnNews:Massive tentacled tumor extracted from man, escapes (2011-Feb-08)
UnNews:Romney takes Iowa by convincing margin (2012-Jan-04)
UnNews:Canada prepares for war with Iran (2012-Jan-06)
UnNews:Titanic comparisons endured after Italian ship disaster (2012-Jan-14)
UnNews:Basement dwellers less burdensome on parents as Star Trek Online goes free (2012-Jan-17)