UnNews:2010 Oil Spill

UnNews 2010 Oil Spill

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Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation" WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the Gulf of Mexico oil spill now in its third month with no resolution in sight, the White House is readying a completely new sales pitch. Recent Cabinet meetings have centered on the theme of job creation. Read more... BP faces whims of American public MADISON AVENUE -- In the face of mile-deep work against the historic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum faces a daunting task: make a sufficiently sappy case to win over the fickle American people. Read more... EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants WASHINGTON, D.C. -- BP's use of chemical dispersants is down to one-sixth of what it was four days ago, as the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) continues to ensure that the gulf oil spill is the cleanest in history. Read more... Oil Spills on UnNews Audio 12 Aug: Oil-spill crisis ends, unfortunately 3:28, 2.39 Mb 1 Aug: Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill 3:10, 2.19 Mb 18 Jul: Commentator seeks sainthood for BP 3:31, 2.42 Mb 24 Jun: Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation" 4:39, 3.19 Mb 18 Jun: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry 2:40, 1.84 Mb 9 Jun: BP faces whims of American public 4:15, 2.92 Mb 28 May: EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants 3:16, 2.25 Mb 20 May: Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting 2:30, 1.73 Mb 5 May: Boston emulates Louisiana, bombs water pipeline 3:13, 2.21 Mb 2 May: Beaches oiled for maintenance 3:18, 2.27 Mb 23 Apr: BP: Oil spill looks "jes' fine" 2:07, 1.46 Mb

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