UnNews:2010 Oil Spill

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June 13, 2021 09:27 UTC

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Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation"

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the Gulf of Mexico oil spill now in its third month with no resolution in sight, the White House is readying a completely new sales pitch. Recent Cabinet meetings have centered on the theme of job creation.
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BP faces whims of American public

MADISON AVENUE -- In the face of mile-deep work against the historic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum faces a daunting task: make a sufficiently sappy case to win over the fickle American people.
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The oil slick will remain pristine and untouched by man-made pollution.

EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- BP's use of chemical dispersants is down to one-sixth of what it was four days ago, as the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) continues to ensure that the gulf oil spill is the cleanest in history.
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