UnNews:2010 Oil Spill

Oil. Black gold, Texas tea. Whee-dogies! UnNews: Your source for up-to-the-minute misinformation. May 13, 2019 00:57 UTC From the Chief | Audio | Podcast | Random article | Goldstein Award | Foolitzer Prize Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation" WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the Gulf of Mexico oil spill now in its third month with no resolution in sight, the White House is readying a completely new sales pitch. Recent Cabinet meetings have centered on the theme of job creation. » Full story Latest oil-spill stories: 12 August Oil-spill crisis ends, unfortunately 1 August Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill 18 July Commentator seeks sainthood for BP 13 July Sarah Palin uncovers the latest conspiracy: Environmentalists are after our oil and our jobs 12 July BP ties with Abomination revealed 8 July Face of Jesus discovered on seabed 24 June Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation" 23 June Thousands storm Gulf Coast for free oil 18 June Other US political party is sorry it was sorry 17 June BP admits drilling breached Hades, hell to pay 9 June BP faces whims of American public 8 June Gulf spill 7th sign of Hopi prophecy? 7 June Getting oiled up fails to make seabird more attractive to females 1 June Gulf oil spill scientists warn of Black Lagoon 29 May BP Solves Gulf Coast Oil Spill Philippe Cousteau discovers horrors of under water oil spill 28 May EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants Obama takes credit for Oil Spill failure 22 May BP concedes Gulf oil spill raised sea level 12 feet 20 May Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting 13 May Booms stolen as oil spill worsens 10 May Oil slick contaminated by wildlife 5 May Boston emulates Louisiana, bombs pipeline 4 May Bush I, Clinton join forces on Louisiana relief 2 May Beaches oiled for maintenance 23 April BP: Oil spill looks "jes' fine"

Write a new UnNews story: Type your desired headline and then click on the button. Read Me First | Style Guide | Newsroom BP faces whims of American public MADISON AVENUE -- In the face of mile-deep work against the historic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum faces a daunting task: make a sufficiently sappy case to win over the fickle American people. » Full story EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants WASHINGTON, D.C. -- BP's use of chemical dispersants is down to one-sixth of what it was four days ago, as the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) continues to ensure that the gulf oil spill is the cleanest in history. » Full story Oil Spill on UnNews Audio 12 Aug: Oil-spill crisis ends, unfortunately 3:28, 2.39 Mb 1 Aug: Congressman: Too much dispersant used in oil spill 3:10, 2.19 Mb 18 Jul: Commentator seeks sainthood for BP 3:31, 2.42 Mb 24 Jun: Obama to sell oil spill as "job creation" 4:39, 3.19 Mb 18 Jun: Other US political party is sorry it was sorry 2:40, 1.84 Mb 9 Jun: BP faces whims of American public 4:15, 2.92 Mb 28 May: EPA rejects use of oil-slick dispersants 3:16, 2.25 Mb 20 May: Beck sees conspiracy in BP spill and Cuban meeting 2:30, 1.73 Mb 5 May: Boston emulates Louisiana, bombs water pipeline 3:13, 2.21 Mb 2 May: Beaches oiled for maintenance 3:18, 2.27 Mb 23 Apr: BP: Oil spill looks "jes' fine" 2:07, 1.46 Mb

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