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What if all the best writers of Uncyclopedia where locked in a room and told to write a film with a budget bigger than avatar or book longer then all the lord of the rings books put together would it be the best film or book ever I'm just asking --PUTTY 00:27, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

It would be awful. They would spend the budget on a warehouse full of chickens, or something, and then... hells, I do not even want to know what would come next. It owuld be bad, at any rate. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 00:32 (UTC)

Depends who gets what bits in the movie Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 00:35, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

But ChiefJusticeDS is good at Acting like he hates everyone, Lyrithya would be good at......What? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 00:38, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Accidentally setting the room on fire and then complaining incessantly while we all die horribly? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 01:20 (UTC)

We'd probably just end up making a Muppet version of Back To The Future. -- The Zombiebaron 01:06, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Or that. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101206 - 01:20 (UTC)

you rang? --nachlader 02:07, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

The trailer for the film would start out played straight, with short bits about each main character (real people in their historically accurate jobs). Then, following the needle scratched across record sound, it would say "...and then they started a band". High jinxs would then ensue. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:12, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know what you're asking:

1. Can Uncyclopedians work together? The evidence is all around you. Yikes.
2. Would we still be funny if extended to a full-length movie? The question is worth an experimental test. Spıke ¬ 11:12 6-Dec-10

I'm asking number 2 --PUTTY 14:28, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

User:Putthatknifedown/Uncyclopedia Movie Manuscript just write it here --PUTTY 14:38, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

That sounds like work, though. ~ 00:10, 7 December, 2010

I believe the majority of an Uncyclopedian movie budget would go to prostitutes and Cheetos. The movie itself would be a shaky-cam cell-phone film of what the Uncyclopedians do with those prostitutes and Cheetos. Would you like a cookie, sir? 03:20,8December,2010

You wouldn't believe what we had to pay the Cheetos to do some of the shit we wanted last time... - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:34, Wednesday 08 December 2010 -

The shit We wanted or the shit She wanted? Gen. Fudgem0bile It's not rape. If she's dead. 03:39, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

All I know is it would actually probably do very well in some niche market. 1234 ~ 03:42, 8 December, 2010

The movie would put The Human Centipede to shame. Would you like a cookie, sir? 03:50,8December,2010

The what? 1234 ~ 04:36, 8 December, 2010

The Human Centipede is a dutch film no wonder you never heard of it, I had to go on wikipedia to find that out --PUTTY 08:32, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

And once known, you can't unremember it. I, for one, will never play to tuba again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:36, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

I've combined the two. Prosteetos. Mad science. You can thank me later. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:31, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

We're doomed... 1234 ~ 04:36, 8 December, 2010

What do you mean, doomed? This solves all of our problems. Not only does it eliminate the issue of disposing of the corpse afterward, but it also eases the munchies I tend to get after copulation. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 04:41, Wednesday 08 December 2010 -

You can eat it while you eat it out! Would you like a cookie, sir? 12:05,8December,2010

What about the problems it causes?! *flails* 1234 ~ 18:17, 8 December, 2010

I don't know about anyone else, but I'd spend most of the time getting drunk and making fun of Guildy's beard. pillow talk 17:56, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

That's not a beard. That's nacho chip cheese dust. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:58, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Eww... 1234 ~ 18:17, 8 December, 2010

Uncyclopedia writing a movie? Bah! Why would we want to put Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer to pride? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 19:47, Dec. 8, 2010

The Onion has a movie why not us when I say 'US' I mean people who can be Bothered --82.110.109.210 13:12, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

I fucking hate people who can be brothered. pillow talk 20:48, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

I already have a brother, so I really can't be brothered. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 16 December 2010

Could I be sistered instead? I feel that would work out better. Would you like a cookie, sir? 23:20,16December,2010

 Against. In-house, in-joke movie unless accompanied by a responsible uncyclopedian adult - which won't happen.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, December 17, 2010 (UTC)