User:Putthatknifedown

Hi I'm OMG Put that knife down NOW

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Commander of the Order

	Noob of the Moment November 2010

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Hello you just found my user page read my content, grab a joint (drugs bad) shut up voice in my head wait where are you going the stripper will be here soon. OK bye see ya later. Oh and Please don’t build a full scale replica ship from matchsticks unless you really need to if you do you post pictures. I like to keep things short and sweet and most of the time my grammar needs fixing.

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This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 13 years, 7 months and 1 day.

This user is a total UKer

and can pronounce aluminium correctly.

(British Uncyclopedians)

This user idolises Dr. House
and wishes they were smart enough to have a Rubik's complex.