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Suicide Squad[edit]

“They have a suicide squad thats not very useful”

~ Peoples Front of Judea on Judean People's Front

The Judean People's Front have a Suicide Squad lead by Otto who has quite a nice tash reminds me of someone hes very nice I met him before his squad com

The Last King of Scotland[edit]

The last king of scotland that has a scttioch guy and has nothing to do about scotland and was not filmed in scotland critcs loved the film and it got lots I don't know and I don't care all I know is that Idi Amin wanted to be knig of scotland which wouldnt be bad because having him be king would be good becuase it would give england a reason to invade

wax on wax off[edit]

The Uncyclopedia alphabet[edit]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Why? You should put the knife down[edit]

Look I'm sorry now let go of your son and put the knife down slowly


Blame Uncyclopedia[edit]

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Uncyclopedia
Blame Uncyclopedia
With all their beady little admins
And flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Uncyclopedia
Blame Uncyclopedia
We need to form a full assault
It's Uncyclopedia's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Socky
He saw the darn website
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy ChiefJustieDS once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to huff myself!
Well, blame Uncyclopedia
Blame Uncyclopedia
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Uncyclopedia came along
Blame Uncyclopedia
Blame Uncyclopedia
They're not even a real wedsite anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
heck no!
Blame Uncyclopedia
Blame Uncyclopedia
With all their Kitten Huffing hullabaloo
And that bitch Sophia too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

Uncyclopedia's 25 steps to world domiontane[edit]

  1. Start Wedsite (DONE)
  2. Clone Oscar Wilde (Still working on that)