Forum:Nastiest Meanest Thing to Say Contest
Whoever says the most Nastiest Meanest Thing to Say Contest by July 4th will will get a "fabulous prize". You can only go once, so think of something good. I'll go first--DirectorWILLYOU 333 06:35, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Say it under here
I think everybody whose name isn't Iwillkillyou333 sucks big blue whale balls that are covered with bitter tasting sprinkles of epic fail drenched in pools of liquid elephant shit mixed with the face of Lady Gaga.
Beat that, mother fuckers!--DirectorWILLYOU 333 06:35, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Hey, isn't that Iwillkillyou333 over there? Oh, sorry. No, really. I think it's horrible to make fun of people with Tourettes. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 07:12, Saturday 26 June 2010 -
- Basically everything this page says, plus your mum is fat. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 07:19 Jun 26, 2010
- Meh. 07:43, 26 June 2010
- Critic. -- 16:50, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Two words: Kidney. Stones. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:03, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
- You are to Humannity as Ke$ha is to the Arts. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:34, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
- Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, I'mma fight 'Til we see the sunlight Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no. ~ 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
- You misspelled "Kesha." —Pelozurian (talk) 23:27, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
- Your mother is a respected member of the community. Also, your father smelt of elderberries. On top of that, the Westboro Baptist Church believes that God can't possibly hate you enough. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 00:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC) Wait a minute...
- Misquoted a Python quote, unforgivable. ~ 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
- I didn't misquote it. I paraphrased it, and only the second half of it, might I add. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 00:08, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Misquoted a Python quote, unforgivable. ~ 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Your child will be diagnosed will Type II Diabetes while still young. They will later be molested by Wilford Brimley in a parking garage. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:57,27June,2010
- You're almost as ugly as me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:24, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Iwky333, I hope you fucking get shot in the cock so you can't reproduce and your lie ends slowly and painfully as you drain increasing amounts of blood every time you piss, you wortless scummy pimple on the anus of human life. If I can even call you that, you rectal tuft of dank ginger pubic hair. May the fleas of a thousand lower-class children and their dogs infect your genitalia till the day you die of rectal prolapse, you sithering worm. --SadisticWolf 14:32, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!!!!! FUCK YOU Iwillkillyou333!!!!!! And yes, I raped your mother. You are not tolerated. Good day. Oh, and I'm sorry for this. 10:57, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- "You're a cuntnugget." --
- "You're Belgian, aren't you?" -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- You think you're so cool in your Walmart lingerie/boxer briefs don't you? We'll let me tell you, if any guy/girl ever took the time to get to know you, he/she would leave you. You're so fat and ugly that I'm going to cheat on you again if you don't drop twenty pounds. You disgust me. I'm going home until you improve-- don't call me. - <insert name here>'s Mom - 03 Jul 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)
- "Welcome to Uncyclopeda. You'll fit right in here." Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:37, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
It's a SHAM!
Iwillkillyou333 didn't say "fabulous prize", he said "fabulous price"! He's/she's been lying to us since the beginning of the thread! <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 00:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
- Wait, now it says "prize" instead of price. But it's too late! The jig has long been up, Iwillkillyou333! <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 18:14, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
- Oh go dig a hole and die--If you're 555 then I'm 02:18, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 22:01, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Oh go dig a hole and die--If you're 555 then I'm 02:18, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
The Prize
Ok people, so far so good. I'm going to look for a judge to see who said the Nastiest Meanest Thing. And who ever wins gets the prize below (I'm still working on it. Keep up the mean words!)--If you're 555 then I'm 02:31, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
P.s. If anybody has anything better, let me know.--If you're 555 then I'm 02:32, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
OK
Thank you in advance for your praise and wonderment at the multi-layers of the saying. I've only used it sparingly, and was probably the first to say it (I just found only two hits on google, the earliest in 2005, a Johnny come-lately). When you use this devestating saying, and you will, please mention my name from time to time. Aleister 2:36 1 7 MMX
- Actually, Johnny was a premature ejaculator. --EMC [TALK] 11:23 Jul 1 2010
- That insult wasn't worth the shit it was printed on. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 18:17, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
- You already said you nastiest meanest thing, so this doesnt count. Pansy lol--If you're 555 then I'm 20:32, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I was making the point that Aleister couldn't be sure that his/her insult was the winner. Reasoning lol-- <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 20:42, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
- But it's the winner in some sense because, see, you're using it already. Pansy lol--Aleister 20:43 2 7 MMX
- And yet none of you have noticed that you're all here, rendering your point moot. Moot! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I wasn't using it, I altered it for my own purposes! Barrel roll lol --<insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 02:15, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- I find it highly unlikely that your excuse is, in fact, worth the shit on which it is printed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- It's the best I could come up with on such short notice. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 18:44, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Thus, Q.E.D. --Aleister 21:33 3 7 MMX
- Striking out this whole section. You people aren't worth my kid's poo. It's not even shit, it's juvenile poo. So Shot your fuck up. ~ 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Thus, Q.E.D. --Aleister 21:33 3 7 MMX
- It's the best I could come up with on such short notice. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 18:44, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- I find it highly unlikely that your excuse is, in fact, worth the shit on which it is printed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:17, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
- But it's the winner in some sense because, see, you're using it already. Pansy lol--Aleister 20:43 2 7 MMX
- I was making the point that Aleister couldn't be sure that his/her insult was the winner. Reasoning lol-- <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 20:42, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
- You already said you nastiest meanest thing, so this doesnt count. Pansy lol--If you're 555 then I'm 20:32, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
- That insult wasn't worth the shit it was printed on. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 18:17, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
By the powers invested in me by IWK and Sophia I hereby judge you all
- 3rd place goes to MHAILLE with his Belgian comment. Short, painful and quite true. Belgium, unfortunately it exists.
- 2nd place goes to MODUS with Keisha. The use of contemporary art as a funnel to focus your insult into a much narrow spray of spittle made my eyebrows arch in appreciation.
- But the first place, without a doubt, goes to DEXTER for assuming IWK is NEARLY as ugly as he is. This insult is so horrifying, so WRONG that I have to bow to Dex for his courage of using such profanities in public. Dexer, I salute you. Now give the man something. ~ 20:05, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
- Just because IWK and Sophia invested the power to judge in you, doesn't mean you have the right to judge. The position of judge of this contest belongs to Iwillkillyou333 and Iwillkillyou333 alone. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 00:12, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Read my talk page and weep, mortal. ~ 05:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Your talkpage is pretty sad. It's like a puppy with mange and a drippy eye. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:54, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- BURN! Gimme five! <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 15:15, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Pah, you're all gay. --SadisticWolf 16:02, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Yeah, especially <insert name here>. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 18:38, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Pah, you're all gay. --SadisticWolf 16:02, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- BURN! Gimme five! <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 15:15, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Your talkpage is pretty sad. It's like a puppy with mange and a drippy eye. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:54, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Read my talk page and weep, mortal. ~ 05:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)