User talk:Sawblade5/archive1

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I want to do a major change Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes

I have noted that there's a problem with the page at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes. The problem I assume is that there's way too many templates on one page where it can't handle them anymore. What I did was created a newer version of that page on my Userspace at User:Sawblade5/Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes and I would like to change it to this version. Now a few things that I need an admin help is on changing the page like that would set off some Anti Vandal Bots and I don't want to be blocked for that and also there's a possible need to do a history merge for each respectful category on that page if it even possible. Can some Admin help me here. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 22:49, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

• I got done with this change and did discuss it in the chatroom. They gave me permission to go forward as long as I didn't screw it up. I didn't screw it up and I fixed it. It seems that I was one of the only peopel who cared about this in the policy of Nobody Cares, Oh well. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 04:15, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:34, Oct 19

Thanks

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!

Thanks for the vote.

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Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:35, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Ban from #uncyclopedia

I have temporarily banned you from the IRC channel because several users have complained about your client sending people /notices whenever they got kicked. Once you've disabled it, contact an op. If you can't find one, try /msg chanserv access #uncyclopedia list and /msg someone on that list. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:25, October 22, 2007

Fixed ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 02:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Dec 7

Regarding QVFD nomination of User:Peer

You tried to request speedy deletion of User:Peer with the rationale "old old attack page." I felt that this matter was too tricky for QVFD, so I attempted to move it to VFD, with disastrous consequences. The reason I bring this up is that content in somebody else's userspace is not a valid candidate for deletion except in extreme emergencies. That, together with the fact that User:Peer is an actual user, mean that the QVFD would have been rejected anyway and you would have been at risk of a ban. In the future, if there is a difficult case like this, you might want to post on an administrator's talk page. Thank you. --Pentium5dot1 08:55, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry I didn't think that UserPages were Immune to the No Cyber Bulling Rule. Anyway the user hadn't been there for over 2 years therefore I considered QVFD on it. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 01:13, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Oops. I have been warned by Zombiebaron to not give this kind of warning, hence the strikethrough on the text above (even though it is technically true). Also, I didn't mean to imply that userpages were immune to the no cyberbullying rule, just that we aren't supposed to nominate for deletion unless we are sure it is real cyberbullying and a severe threat to someone's safety. Pentium5dot1 03:56, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Userpage

Thanks for reverting the latest vandalism from my userpage. It's much appreciated. :) MadMax 07:36, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Yea I happend to have my eye on him and was watching every move he made. Thank goodness for #cvn-wikia-uncyc ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:37, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

VFH vote

For the reasons User:Ggarfield stated on this page, I'd like for you to consider changing your vote from  Against. to Abstain. Thanks. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14

THINKER Loves You

Hey there Sawblade. A user that kinda snuck up on Uncyc, ready to cut through voting templates with his razor-sharp opinions. Lethal.

Anyway, thank you for your vote in the Writer of the Year competition. From the bottom of my pillow-soft, under-ripened heart, I do so appreciate that you like some of those articles I wrote. --THINKER 18:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

EPIC FAIL!

	All Praise and Glory Be Yours!
	You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH.
	Due to the nature of the article, your thanks
	template has been stolen from the template
	that tells people a user has been infinibanned.
	EPIC FAIL!

_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!

You make my vague approval

In recognition of the daring feat of voting for my article HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick I award you this award, which is henceforth awarded to you as an award for being awarded something. Or something. BEHOLD! --

1. REDIRECT User:Inorian/sig 03:08, 14 February 2008 (EST)

Inorian's ambiguity award

Congratulations! Inorian has given you this template because you did something he either approved of, disapproved of, or doesn't care about. Regardless of why you should be honoured. Inorian has graced you with his ambiguity or apathy. Whatever.

Thanks for your halp!

For your efforts on Forum:Last person to edit wins.

OBSERVE THIS GIANT ANGRY TILDE

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

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--SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:14, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Ban counter

I would like to thank you for your unnatural obsession with my ban counter. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 20:16, Nov. 21, 2008

Message Concerning my edits to your ban counter can be seen on User talk:Kip the Dip. I was tring to set up a script where we don't have to reset the counter every time the month changes. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 06:25, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah

PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING

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Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:55 Dec 21

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS!

	Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
	It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:20, Dec 21

Tis' The Season

PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS

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Treat

Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane! Eat it! NOW!!

Thank you!

that was sweet! Merry X-mas to you and yours!

During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Punch!

	Thanks for the card and Happy Boxing Day! So that's it for another year... now it's all turkey sandwiches and packing up the presents to sell on ebay. So take advantage of this last day to have the traditional punch-up with your family.
	-- sannse esnnas

Whee!

--SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:32, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Festive greetings, etc.

And thanks for the card.  :) --T. (talk) 16:37, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

UGotM

Then could you nominate me? Thanks J-Shea 08:15, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the help with my sig!....but you didn't really have to go to all that trouble :P-- dagrimdialer619 ^1336.999992 03:28, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

It was no problem at all. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 04:24, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15th January

I'm Snuffleupagus! [makes furnace noises through snuffle, or trunk] f-f-f-f-f [in a normal voice] Get out of bed! [pokes Saw with snuffle, Saw jumps out of bed] --Snuffleupagus 18:19, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:52 1 February 2009

I send you wishes of glad tidings...

...for your vote on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Now I must leave and figure out what I am going to do next as not to lose your respect. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:15, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

UGotY

Just letting you know that Mordillo has undone the protection of Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Year and I think you wanted to do something with it or something... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:35, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

I have been

advised that no get off my leg there are many people who would take your job and shovel it father abraham had many sons many sons had father there once was an old woman but then the term du jour is gilf which is like gelf except that it's not an obscure reference to a comedy scifi show that only three people and a canary in london would understand by your man give him two arms to cling ons on the starboard bow starboard bow and then i face my final curtain and now the end is near and something something something certain and then then then then then then then then then then maybe i should spell cheque know i never make my stakes eye know who two right gourd end propeller are you aware has a much nicer sound than did you know but it may contravene the edicts of the two guys who wrote the elements of style but did you know i have an illustrated copy of elements of style but it's not as good as my dr seuss copy of the karma sutra have you done it in a boat have you done it like a goat have you done it like a cow have you done it tell me how but speaking of frank SINATRA who as we all know is the devil incarnate or chilli con carnate i can never remember which what was the name of the sixth member of the rat pack again doesn't really matter as it was dean martin not jerry lewis but dean martin who released an album called swinging down yonder which many plaudits have said that its one of the few should i have written it's instead where's my illustrated elements of style no that's not the book i was thinking of but i'm sure that jim carrey would have preferred playing the grinch if it involved fellatio where was i again oh yes that's right dean martin writing an album that centred around going commando which is a quite liberating feeling and much more comfortable than wearing jocks which may not translate well outside of australia so maybe i should say BRIEFS as that seems to have become become become become the international standard of underwear naming speaking of which is it morally okay to like looking at guys wearing women's clothes even if you don't enjoy cross dressing yourself what was i yes when two tribes go to war money is all that you can can can can can can can can can how many times did i type that and here's you thinking i just cut and PASTE bit's and pieces but this is the closest that you'll ever get to my psyché alt one three oh alt one three oh alt one three oh truly even if you spend a lifetime thinking outside the box oh no i just cheated and did a cut and paste and PLEASE MUMMY DON'T PUT THOSE KNITTING NEEDLES INTO THE EYE OF MY i've got a lovely bunch of ideas but i'm having some major trouble getting them down onto paper or onto papyrus or onto the internet whatever that is i think it has something to do with LOTS OF wires but then again then again then again then again then avian then again ah got you i bet you didn't notice that i threw a bird in there hahahahaha there is no gandalf he's just a figment of you figment of your figment of your pieces of your pieces of you pieces of you that i've never seen and all that i am all that you are is trapped in your tiny circle and that tear in your hand tear in your hand look i'm standing naked before you don't you want more than my six seven eight nine nein mein gott in himmel acthung my liebchen heirate mich never was a truer word spoken then when spoken in AND I SHALL CAST THE DEMON INTO THE LAKE OF FIR which would be funny if god had been a dyslexic and then there would be renaissance images of the devil being surrounded by a whole bunch of christmas tress oh my dog i think i've just uncovered a conspiracy theory speaking of mel gibson did you know he was trained to act at nida and i went past there the other day and thought about all those tiny little pieces of elephant elephant elephant never forget forget forget how many words can a word chuck chuck if a word chuck curd chuck words OH MY SHITTY POO HEAD sorry about the expletive there feel free to explete it at any stage and oh my is that the time i really must be going i just came past to say hello so HELLO AND THAT WAS ALL I REALLY WANTED TO SAY BECAUSE i saw a couple of things from you on the ffs or the fss or whatever it is to be honest it was the first time the last time we ever met i can feel it coming in the air tonight which was a song about phil collins and a friend and its actually a dull it's actually a dull its actually a dull whatever the spelling is i have to say that I REALLY DON'T CARE MOTHER BROWN who i have been reliably informed is not the mother of charlie brown and LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME speaking of charlie have you ever tried drugs if you haven't then don't because they are bad have a look at britney spears she had one little snort of justin timberlake and she went from a sweet clean virgin to an EVIL TEMPTRESS and i do believe that in a few more words i will have typed a sentence that really doesn't make a huge amount of sense but it would be somewhere close to you close to fifty times eighty which is four times ten to the power of three so four thousand characters long just to say hi and three tildes like this Pup t 11:33, 18/07/2009

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Why did you nominate me for Uncyclopedia FFS? That's not cool man. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:41, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Another Victim of the {{username}} template, who will be the next victim of the template, will it be <insert name here>? Maybe! --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 14:00, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

From all in-jokes - that was idiotic but I admit I'm victim. But from the other side people generally just don't like me and actually I should expect real nomination and it didn't confuse me in fact ;p Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 19:44, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

You

What the hell did you do to this forum? My browser can't even open it. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 11:10, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Win the round added lots and lots of images. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 11:14, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Damn....—Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 11:21, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

RAAAAAAPE

Have a nice day! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:41, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

You saw a nice clean talk page and you had to go make a pointless edit to it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:59, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yep. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 17:38, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

My first talk page raping!

This is a huge milestone for me! —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 08:41, February 6, 2010 (UTC)