Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball/judging2010

Place your judgery for the Turkey Ball here. Please list your top 5 articles, in order, best article starting at 1. Remember, the deadline for results is by the end of December 10th. If you cannot complete judging before this deadline, please let us know on the talk page.

Scoring system based on judges' top fives will go as follows:

5 points for #1
4 points for #2
3 points for #3
2 points for #4
1 point for #5

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

Final Scores

1) Sockpuppet of an unregistered user / Electrified mocha chinchilla: 12

3) Mrthejazz: 5

4) CheddarBBQ / Bucknut4 / Zombiebaron: 4

7) Striker2117: 2

8) Madclaw / ColinAYB: 1

Judging

Judge #1: Black flamingo

1: Aristocrats and baby chicks by Mrthejazz

2: UnBooks:Fred by Socky

3: The Aristocraigslist by EMC

4: Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats by CheddarBBQ

5: Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats by Bucknut4

Judge #2: Aleister

1:UnBooks:Fred Socky (The sickest of the bunch, this user should be/already is medicated and institutionilized.)

2:The Aristocraigslist EMC (Made me laugh the most, a great take on the joke and good formatting.)

3:Thanksgiving with the Aristocrats Bucknut4 (A well done version of the joke, it made me puke not once, but twice!)

4:Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats CheddarBBQ (A time to live, a time to die, a time to sit down in the street and weep.)

5:The Aristocrats Strike Back Madclaw (A clever take on the joke and use of names and memes.)

Comment: I don't think the rules were clear to some users, concerning the basic joke and the premise of the contest, so we should kill them with unsharp axes to keep them quiet. Seeing Black Flamingo's votes up there, I will explain that the baby chicks entry was interesting, and as a vegetarian I was sympathetic to it, but it broke the audio rule, and had no accompanying text to back up or substitute for the "illegal" audio, which would have saved it for me. MrtheJazz has already been taken out back and debeaked.