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• UnNews:Scientists create new protein drink from 'recycled' fetuses -- -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 21:57, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Entry must be in your userspace. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:01, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Where does it say that? -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 22:13, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

"As with the PLS competition, compose your work in your user space and submit below the relevant category sections." I think. I could be wrong. FUCK. I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WORK HERE! --EMC ^[TALK] 22:15, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Dude, calm down. I obviously missed that bit. So can I just copy it to userspace or do I have to come up with something totally new? -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 22:22, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about that. I'd say you can just copy it to your userspace. The UnNews story should probably be deleted though, so just submit it to the QVFD (note why it should be deleted) and copy the content to your userspace. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:29, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

OK, will do. -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 22:35, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

• I think your supposed to make a new article for the competition, not enter article that you wrote over a month ago. While this isn't spelled out in the rules, I think its implied. -- The Zombiebaron 22:42, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah. I just noticed the said article was written over a month ago. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:59, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Well if I'd known about this at the time I would have waited. I can't just write something else on demand - I need to be inspired or it ends up like this. -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 23:06, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

That's what they all say. You don't see me linking all the crappy pages I made in 2005. Mostly because they've been deleted. -- The Zombiebaron 01:58, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Well it was made somewhat recently. If you think I shouldn't enter it I won't because I respect your opinion...*Snigger*...sorry I couldn't say that with a straight face. But still: if you think I shouldn't enter it I won't. I don't want to be the sad guy exploiting the loophole. -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 22:03, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Its not a loophole; its an understanding among contributors to such competitions, just like PLS. For loophole exploitation, see Zombiebaron. However its not my section of the competition, so its up to those judges whether or not to accept it. --THINKER 23:43, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna withdraw it. -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 22:23, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Ball Extension?

Seriously, no one is going to get entries in with 1 week's time. Maybe we could extend the competition a bit? I'm thinking 2-3 weeks total. --THINKER 03:14, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, don't you touch my balls! I'm not just some cheap slut, you know! Take me somewhere nice, then we'll see. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Nov 25

I would agree with you, but bring it up with Mhaille. After all, she's running this thing. I think. FUCK. I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WORK HERE! --EMC ^[TALK] 03:23, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Psh, Mhaille is master and commander, but the party was my idea (I was planning on personally sponsoring the Aristocrats competition, but idk what happened with that). I opened it here to allow for others input, lest I just change it myself. ;) --THINKER 03:26, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Then I might want to ask you this: how much am I getting paid? --EMC ^[TALK] 03:27, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You're a has-been. If it wasn't for todays feature I'd nom you for ZOTM ;) HA! --THINKER 03:31, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

What?! I'm the greatest! THE GREATEST! Gah! My hip! --EMC ^[TALK] 03:32, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Wow..you just reenacted the Ali v. Frazier KO in 5 sentences. Sucks that isn't a hiaku.. --THINKER 03:34, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

My balls are now twice as large. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

(Cue AC/DC's Big Balls) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:39, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Actually, even if Mhaille's balls are twice as large, they're still pretty small. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:41, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but if it's a doubling of diameter, then that leads to an eight-fold increase in volume. See, if you put it that way they sound enorm...suddenly, I've lost my appetite. Permanently. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:47, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Appetite for balls? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:59, Nov 25

Hey, I'm Swedish. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:10, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Ba-dum tissss

I think we have enough time. But, then again, I'm pretty much already done with mine... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:46, Nov 26

If you say so. -- The Zombiebaron 02:00, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Yep, I said so... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:08, Nov 27

Lier. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:09, Nov 27

No, your a lier! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:10, Nov 27

Before I point out "your" not being "you're", I think I'll mention the lyre. -- The Zombiebaron 02:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry Zombie, old mate, I couldn't help but mention your own "think your supposed to make..." a few lines back. :-) RabbiTechno 15:57, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Well you showed me... - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:33, Nov 27

So... Lyres, eh? I hear they're... nice... I dunno, somebody start an interesting conversation. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:37, Nov 27

So....come here often? (wink) - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 02:40, Nov 27

Where to review

I notice a few entries are up already and I just wondered where abouts I should post the reviews. Thanks :) (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 27, 17:58

What reviews? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"The 3-person judging panel shall individually score each entry using a specified 1-to-10 scoring template not unlike the one used for Pee Review." I just had the thought that this is all probably done when all the entries are in...I'm probably right as well. Common sense plz Bonner. Kthxbai (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 27, 18:45

Hmmmmmm....a cunning plan, and no mistake. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

User:Bonner/How The Zombiebaron Stole Chirstmas should probably work just fine. And nobody will suspect that its just an article about my love of pancakes. -- The Zombiebaron 23:49, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Suggestion

In the future, could you list the rules in the actual contest, and not direct people to the talk page to see the rules you made up on the fly? \o/ 18:42, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Who's making what up on the fly? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Fixed. --THINKER 03:32, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

My comment wasn't actually meant to be taken seriously ._. \o/ 18:03, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Well since its not the first time the issues was raised here, I think the blurb is warranted. No worries mate. --THINKER 18:12, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

The recluse is on the loose

Since I have been in my cave of solitude for my sins against Zombiebaron, I have not the faitest clue as to how and where we are to vote. Could someone send me a link or a missive so I can do this dirty deed when the time comes? Hugs! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:06, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. Out and about yesterday, I'll be contacting all the judges later today with the details. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

/me waits patiently, twiddling thumbs. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:43, Dec 8

Could the judges use the following templates in your userspace to work out the scores, using the one for their category. Once you have the list we need a top five places, giving 5 points to the winner, 4 to the runner up, 3 to the third place and so on. Once we have all the judges results in we'll add them all together then its tea and crumpets for everyone. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Main page thingy

Shouldn't the template on the main page be changed to say the competition is now closed for judging? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:22, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

But that would spoil the illusion. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:06, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

I had a crockpot full of illusion "go over" on a road trip once. Nothing smells as bad as spoiled illusion. Blech! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Still hot for me. aren't you. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:09, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Obviously. Sorry about ruining your picnic...at least you got to ride in an ambulance, eh? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:14, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

I forgotted to remove the WIP template!

I'm not complaining, it was my fault, I just had to get that off my chest. Well, I suppose Madeleine McAnne is a work in progress in a way... $e^{i\pi }+1=0\,$ ~ |DoS|Did|Yak|

Why doesn't anyone tell me about this crap?

-- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

It's been on the front page for the last few weeks, you know. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:30, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

They might if anyone knew who you are, exactly.. ;) --THINKER 22:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Because you are fat and ugly and smell like a two-week-old curry sandwich. -- dead Ape (write) (Riot Porn) 21:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

It's over!

• ...and is no longer on the Main Page. Therefore, feel free to move any submissions into the mainspace. And someone's gonna have to hand out the awards. Yeah, I'm buckets of help, I know. -- The Zombiebaron 02:01, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

• Should users who wish to make their Aristocrats entries public add them as subpages to the main article? (Of course I'm not asking you ZB, as we've already established that you're as useful as a horse. Like, a dead one I mean. Not one that actually is useful.) --THINKER 04:34, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

How about an Undead one? That's flogged. Just the way he likes. The awards are already handed out....and just in time for xmas. But remember....the real winner was Uncyc. And those other three guys. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

No runner up awards, as I thought were promised? :( -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:12, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Lies... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

"First and second runners up shall receive Uncyclopedia Aristocrat Honoree templates." /me taps his foot angrily -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:18, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

*AHEM* >:( -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:49, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Christ someone give this kid his fuckin' balloon already!? Jesus, a balloon giraffe, not exactly the hardest animal to conjure... --THINKER 07:11, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Balloon giraffes are almost as easy as 2 balloon 8-legged tapirs having sex with eachother, with a balloon Anthony Hopkins being the lucky Pierre. Almost. --EMC ^[TALK] 07:23, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey wait a minute

We still never got runner up templates >:| -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:29, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Entry

I'd like to enter this:

• Section: Best Bad Taste Article
• Username: Jacjohncoles
• Entry: The Rabbit
• Comment: Some boys will go a long way for revenge

Can't do it myself, because I'm still not autoconfirmed. Thanks! Jacjohncoles 18:54, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, but the rules of the competition clearly state: "Again, just like PLS, any works entered in this competition must be original.". This joke can be found here (dated 10-03-2004) and here (dated 1st November 2007), as well as many other places on the internet, I suspect. Also, I've heard it in real life too. Existing jokes are not eligible for entry into this competition, but feel free to submit any wholly original works you come up with. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I guess it's one of those jokes that has millions of variations then. I did adapt it from an existing joke, but changed the story and idea significantly. Seems that the variation already existed though. :/. Jacjohncoles 19:43, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

We should put the Aristocrats jokes somewhere

Last year, we had some very good aristocrats jokes entered. Since the competition, however, most of them have languished in the writers' userspaces, never to be read again. I suggest we do something with them. Perhaps, we could create Uncyclopedia:The Aristocrats and present all the jokes in one place, making the page our version of the film? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:15, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

I totally think a page listing all our most offensive articles might be a good idea. Not a category or anything like that, but just a list on a page somewhere. I can see that being useful for various reasons... MrN 23:34, Dec 8

I added a list to The Aristocrats in the meantime. ~ Kakun · talk 13:40, November 28, 2009 (UTC)

Um... Pee Review?

It does not appear to prohibit the use of Pee Review on the main page for the Aristocrats, so... I assume it's allowed right? Some people may be using it already... In addition... Um? /me looks at RAHB... MrN 23:34, Dec 8

Well, these rules were written a year ago by someone who is not me. Being as they don't say anywhere anything about pee review, I'm going to go ahead and say it is allowed for this year's competition. Had I noticed it before-hand, I probably would have disallowed it, but at this point if people are already using it, I don't want to have to disqualify them due to a lack of foresight on my own part. -RAHB 04:15, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

I protest! Any use of loopholes by anyone BUT me is VERBOTEN! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:29, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Alright, so I've obtained a rather nice review from my buddy Nachlader without realizing that Pee Review debate has been going on here. I apologize if anyone thinks it is unfair. However, I would make a case for Pee Review being okay, since it's available to everyone and therefore does not give anyone an unfair advantage in my opinion. However, until we've all agreed about this, I will make no further edits to my entry, since I have already received my review. sirsysrq @ 15:16 Dec 9

Yes, there definitely should be something about Pee Review in the rules. Pee Review in this competition is strictly for that author's opinion: only to be asked for once the article is completed. Simply stated, you can get the review, but you cannot act upon it until after judging. One article, one author, unless its a collaboration. --THINKER 17:06, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

As well as that, even though it is a resource that's available to everyone, it's not like it's a standard. If someone gets an amazing review from somebody that makes the article totally better, and someone else just gets an average review, that's not really fair. Since it's just supposed to be your work, it should just be you. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:06, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Here here. Yeah, for next year's competition I'll make sure we get a Pee Review rule written in that reflects these points. --THINKER 03:07, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Bottom line, however, is that Pee Review is still kosher for this year. I personally disagree with Mrmonkey; everyone has an equal chance of getting a good review and therefore it is a resource that is available to everyone and I believe it should be allowed. However, this is not the time for that discussion. I move to make a motion that we start a motion to resume moving this motion after we do the locomotion. After that, and after this year's competition is over, maybe we can hash this out like men. sirsysrq @ 14:42 Dec 10

Agreed. It's cool for right now, but maybe we should just think about extending a blanket set of rules over all writing competitions? It'd make it easier for everyone involved. Anyway, yeah, this can wait until after the competition ends. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:08, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

"a blanket set of rules over all writing competitions"

Now THAT may be the smartest idea I've heard in a while. sirsysrq @ 22:18 Dec 10

What about the time I offered to wear an extra pair of pants just in-case the other pair split? I though everyone agreed THAT was the best idea we had all heard for years? MrN 22:26, Dec 10

This contest is riged yo! I thought for sure Led or some other person would win....I mean I read some of the "Winners" articals and it wasn't all that great in my opinion. But, That's my opinion. Well, I'm not the judge so I guess whatever.--Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 01:11, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

I will crush you for your opinion. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:48, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Personally, I'd say you shouldn't take anyone's opinion seriously when it's written in orange. Pink, however, is the color of utter seriousness. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:55, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't matter what color your words are, it only matters if you've actually, erm, written shit. That's my opinion. sirsysrq @ 02:48 Dec 26

Rigged? I wish I would have known that before I even attempted anything! I could have saved myself a lot of heart ache! Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:02, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Not rigged. Riged. That's one of those Spanish dances. Ole! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:11, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

You really should consider a career as a professional castanet player. Very few people can pull it off as you can. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:22, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

Illustration

I was browsing Fukung, and I found an image somebody may find handy for use in their article..... I'd write something incorporating it, but I'm far too lazy.

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:58, Sunday 06 December 2009  

It seems very lolcat-ish. zhel☃el 04:23 December 17

judging

when does it finish? i want to change one of my articles and i hate waiting. and caps. Pup

By the end of tomorrow. --~ 08:55, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

grumble grumble mutter Pup

I believe that it is currently tomorrow, my good sir. Would you like a cookie, sir? 15:35,18December,2009

And now I believe that it is currently The Day After Tomorrow, my slightly less good sir. Would you like a cookie, sir? 03:54,19December,2009

So can I declare myself winner by default in all three categories? Pup

No, I've already taken that role. Would you like a cookie, sir? 16:00,19December,2009

So has one judge still not showed up to judge or something? If that's the case, I say fire his ass. Would you like a cookie, sir? 22:09,19December,2009

No. They all showed up. Then we went to The Lost Island of Castanamir (as we usually do to determine the winners), and the d20 rolled right off the table. We're trying to get it out from under the couch, but nobody's strong enough to move it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:14, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, well that makes sense. It's so obvious now. Would you like a cookie, sir? 23:01,19December,2009

You use dice? How 1980's of you. Are we able to see linkage to the judging? Pup

Linkage. Hope that helps. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 20 December 2009

It did. Thank you. Pup

Don't be a dork. Of course we use dice. Each side has a little LCD screen. And a digital Spock voice calls out the number when they stop rolling. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:35, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

Lame question, (but answer it please)

Okay, so I've had a idea sitting in my sandbox for a year or two now. It's just a title and an idea. Nothing is written down. If I were to use that idea and write it, would that file under C for BIG FAT CHEATER? Or would it be ok? User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:06, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

I can't imagine that would be a problem. -- The Zombiebaron 03:57, November 21, 2010 (UTC)

I'd make sure that the judges on whichever category you are submitting it to are aware of this though. I wouldn't consider it a cheat, but if I looked through history and saw that the created date was a year ago I might jump to a huge conclusion. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 07:27, Nov 21 2010 UTC

Question

I want to nominate Souvlaki but some weeks ago, souvlaki was an article that has been deleted now. I was the only one who wrote in this page(I created it too) so I guess I can nominate it in the competition...right? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:06, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

I'm afraid you cannot as it was created before the competition start date. Sorry, but them's the rules. --Chiefjustice3DS 17:14, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe next time... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:18, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ι mean...c'mon. Just one little ommision? If you let me I can add some money to your bank account... (not really)... I will let you think about my offer. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:57, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Fraid not, sorry. --Chiefjustice3DS 21:25, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

You can bribe me if you like. I only accept bribes in Canadian dollars though. -- The Zombiebaron 22:02, November 24, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry I haven't got any canadian dollar but I have another question. I want to put at the picture nomination a picture of my version of Uncyclopedia The game but Putty has put one too. Can I put mine too? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:30, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Why wouldn't you be able to? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:32, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well...I don't know...--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:34, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Just do a better job, eh? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 20:03 (UTC)

Yeah but I wanted to put "grand theft auto" style of letters in my game put unfortunatly I can't. I was so close... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:33, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Another question. Can I upload a newer version of my image? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 14:49, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Go to the image and scroll down to its "file history" section, where you'll find "Upload a new version of this file". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:51, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Can I change the subject too? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:20, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Whyever not? ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 16:21 (UTC)

I changed it. It looks better now right? --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:30, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Perhaps... although... hmm... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 16:55 (UTC)

Oh crap. You mean it sucks. Waz the old picture better? M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:05, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

No, I'm just trying not to say anything because I'm afraid someone might yell at me for affecting the competition. You know how it is... there are scaaaary people... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101126 - 17:30 (UTC)

Scary? Oh you mean Zombiebaron? Don't be afraid of him. He is not a real zombie(At least I think so) --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 17:37, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

I am a real zombie. -- The Zombiebaron 19:30, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Shit. Don't eat me dude. Try to remember the wonderful times we had together. Besides I have got a list of other people you should eat. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 19:33, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck...

...I just relized I may or may not be able to get on tomorow or the next day. And if I can it won't be for too long. And seing as I'm a judge for the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball, that's bad. But don't worry anyone! I will judge, maybe just a little bit late. Sorry. -- 01:21, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

You have a week or so. Something like that... I could actually check, but that'd take effort. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101203 - 01:25 (UTC)

Well ya I know that but I just thought I should tell you guys. I thought someone would be angry. -- 01:28, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

You've got a week to judge, you're fine. Just do like I always did and wait until the last second. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:29, Friday 03 December 2010 -

I like the way you think! -- 01:39, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Whoever is in charge of this duckhunt, do they freeze the articles now? If not I'll just check the histories and revert back to the closest to the cut-off point. Won't do it for a day or six, but will look at some of the pages and count them so nobody sneaks one in after the finish line has been crossed. Aye. Aleister 1:40 3 12

Well then, thank you. -- 01:49, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK, twelve articles in my section. Not going to do a damn pee review for all those, I'll think of something to score them with, and may just toss out the even numbers, or odd numbers, haven't decided yet. But this will go into paper and pencil mode, and a fancy chart or fill-in-the-blank thing or something. Aleister 1:51 3 12

Look for scoring from previous years, that should give you something to work off of. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:56, Friday 03 December 2010 -

Hey, where would we find scoring from previous years? -- 05:06, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Here is last year's, featuring my top-notch image judging. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 05:20, Friday 03 December 2010 -

Cool, thanks. -- 05:24, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

• Please put your judging here. -- The Zombiebaron 06:01, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

My turkey day balls

Wanna see 'em? User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:38, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Do the articles ever get unlocked?

Just checking. Would you like a cookie, sir? 03:51,11December,2010

Done, sorry for the delay. --Chiefjustice3DS 09:45, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

IT WAS JUST A QUESTION DONT YELL AT ME Would you like a cookie, sir? 16:16,11December,2010

Would re-entering UnBooks:Fred be against the rules?

Because I'd really like to do that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 30 November 2011

I'm pretty sure that would be very against the rules. -RAHB 23:19, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Dang. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 30 November 2011

Never re-enter one of your exes man, haven't you got any pride? I know you had some good times together but it's over. --Black Flamingo 23:31, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Aww man, I just wanted to experience what it felt like again. That all-consuming feeling of euphoria and release. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 30 November 2011

the aristocrats

blah! I might make an image this year! --Mimo&maxus 13:41, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

Judging page

I didn't see a link anywhere to this, so just in case anyone's looking for it, this page seems to be this year's House of Judgery. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:36 December 3, 2011 (UTC)
PS: I just noticed something about a Pee Review-esque template we're supposed to use. I'm afraid I don't see a template anywhere, so I'm confused... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 15:40 December 3, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry too much about the template (this thing), just make some kind of attempt to explain your judgery and you'll be fine. --Black Flamingo 16:08, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

User:Joe9320 is the first judge to edit that page, placing the "Comics in 1940's Germany" image at #1. Featured User 00:47, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

User:Shabidoo follows suit, then User:Black flamingo11 pastes this image to #2. Featured User 04:28, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Nice play-by-play, Madden. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:53, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Of course, I'm an NFL fan and I'm highly anticipating the 46th Super Bowl. Anyways, User:ChiefjusticeDS reviews the article I created, Turkey Coca Cola, in a mostly positive tone, and ranks it at #3. Featured User 05:26, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

Touchdown! --Chiefjustice3DS 09:54, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

That same article blusters down to #5 by User:Matt lobster, with User:PuppyOnTheRadio's Incontinence (philosophy) topping his best of list . Featured User 23:12, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS jumps The things your family doesn't know by User:Shabidoo up to #1. Featured User 23:16, December 8, 2011 (UTC)

User:Wilytank, User:TheSlyFox, and User:Lyrithya all rush in to get three comic Aristocrats articles atop thier lists. Featured User 02:09, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

However, it doesn't seem like User:Aleister in Chains is editing the page, and he claims to be "not a judge". 05:12, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user conquers Aleister's position, and finishes the judging process off by launching User:Thekillerfroggy/Cum Dumpster to the pole position. 04:01, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

Judging 2011

I made some preliminary calculations, and (I could be wrong, I'm hardly a mathematician) it looks like "Deleted Scenes" and "Mementocrats" are tied for second place. Could we give Shabidoo a third place recognition, seeing as his score is so close to the other high ranking ones? His entry is truly an honorable effort. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 19:47 December 10, 2011 (UTC)

My quick calc puts Things your family... and Incontinence (Philosophy) as tied first on bad taste article, and Cum Dumpster as third. This would mean Shabby's efforts will still be applauded, albeit in a different category. (Although I still think they got the judging wrong - Shabby's work was definitely superior to mine.) Pup 11:45 11 Dec '11

Did I fix it accordingly? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:56, 11 December 2011

Perfect! Pup 11:59 11 Dec '11

My calculations show that my entry made fourth place in the image category, despite the fact that it didn't exist. --Black Flamingo 13:02, December 11, 2011 (UTC)

SPIKE's entry made fifth place, and it existed even less than yours. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:25, 11 December 2011

Hence it being one place below mine. Nice try SPIKE, but you've got to get the right level of nonexistence. Better luck next time. --Black Flamingo 10:12, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

Haaaaaaaahahahaha. That was my first good laugh of the day BF! One needs that on a Monday morning. --ShabiDOO 12:05, December 12, 2011 (UTC)

Nitpicking

Shouldn't the apostrophe be behind the s? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:51, 12 February 2012

Only if you assume it's about The Aristocrats (plural, proper noun) which is the name of the joke, yes. If it was about the aristocrat (singular, common noun), being an unnamed individual of stature, then no. Given that it's unlikely that such a basic grammatical error would be in the title of one of our most prestigious awards, then logic follows the second interpretation is correct. Pup 11:38 12 Feb '12

Actually, given there is no article, it could potentially be an aristocrat. Pup 11:39 12 Feb '12

Do we have a list somewhere with the articles that won awards in this contest?

And if not, shouldn't we have one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 2 January 2013

Exactly, I was going to look later today. The winners should all be featured now, if they're still alive. Aleister minutes later after Socky

Uncyclopedia:List of writing competitions -- The Zombiebaron 20:39, January 2, 2013 (UTC)

Ah, thanks Zombiebaron. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:51, 2 January 2013

Extension

Would anyone object to a one or two day extension. I think all of us could use at least one extra day (for the sake of quality inappropriateness and high-brand-low-taste. What says you? --ShabiDOO 07:58, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

I've extended the submission period by a full week. Enjoy the extra time everybody! -- The Zombiebaron 21:16, 10 December 2014 (UTC)

HuZAH!--ShabiDOO 14:25, 11 December 2014 (UTC)

This was all I wanted for Christmas and more. -RAHB 04:40, 12 December 2014 (UTC)

Extension (2019)

Anyone object to an extension for a few days? Had to take a trip for medical reasons but would like a chance to submit articles...and seems like only one article is actually done. ShabiDOO 19:51, 1 December 2019 (UTC)

I don't personally see any issues with the extension, as a judge on one of the categories - I mean I already uploaded that shitty excuse of an image entry myself about the low amount of contestants - and I've notified the other judges and contest holders in Discord about this. I hope that you hear from them soon and we reach some sort of consensus about this. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:18, 1 December, 2019 (UTC)

I do not object. Be well. ~ Kakun · talk 03:31, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

The deadline has been officially extended to December 6th, 2019. -- The Zombiebaron 18:34, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Thanks a lot guys! Hey Saanse! Nice to see you frequenting uncyclopedia again!!! ShabiDOO 19:30, 2 December 2019 (UTC)

Heads up

In case nobody noticed prior, I've offered to judge this year. Just need writers. It's TheReturn ofJazz... Because non sequiturs. 02:49, 16 November 2022 (UTC)

Hopefully we can get enough. I kinda dropped the ball last year and wasn't able to finish the writing and judging I had originally hoped to be able to do. Unfortunately I doubt I'll have much time this year again. Discord is a good place to ask and see if others can join this year, if you haven't already. MrX blow me 17:44, 16 November 2022 (UTC)