User:Mordillo/turkeyresults

Place your judgery for the Turkey Ball here. Please list your top 5 articles, in order, best article starting at 1. Remember, the deadline for results is by the end of December 18th. . If you cannot complete judging before this deadline, please let me know on my talk page.

Scoring system based on judges' top fives will go as follows:

5 points for #1
4 points for #2
3 points for #3
2 points for #4
1 point for #5

The Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball

Judge #1: The Thinker

1. User:So So/crats

2. User:Hey people!/Hey people it's The Aristocrats

3. User:Syndrome/crats

4. User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/ARISTOCRATS

5. User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Aristocrats

Judging done here. Great work folks.

Judge #2: TheLedBalloon

1. User:So_So/crats

2. User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Aristocrats

3. User:POTR/Fuckwit - English translator

4. User:GlobalTourniquet/The Aristocrats

5. User:Hey people!/Hey people it's The Aristocrats

Judging was done nowhere. If you care, ask me about it. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:54, Dec 18

Judge #3: 15Mickey20

1. User:So So/crats

2. User:Syndrome/crats

3. User:Hey people!/Hey people it's The Aristocrats

4. User:GlobalTourniquet/The Aristocrats

5. User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Aristocrats

I've given reasoning for the top 3 here. If and when I have time, I'll go into detail on the others. User:1Mickey20/sig 20:07, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Grand Finale:

User:So_So/crats - 15
~~User:Hey people!/Hey people it's The Aristocrats 4+1+3=8~~ disqualified for sockpuppetry.
Tied for 2nd place - User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays/Aristocrats 5+1+1=7
Tied for 2nd place - User:Syndrome/crats 3+4=7
User:GlobalTourniquet/The Aristocrats 4
User:POTR/Fuckwit - English translator 3
User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/ARISTOCRATS 2

Best Bad Taste Article

Judge #1: Mhaille

1. User:PuppyOnTheRadio - Search for God

2. User:Under_user - Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!

3. User:Zim_ulator - Wii Fisting Controller

4. User:Kakun - User:Kakun/UnTunes:They R e-Stalk 'Crats

Joint 5th. Socky's - User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Obsessive-compulsive vomiting disorder & User:Mahm00shA - UnScripts:The cannibal, the necrophile and the coprophagist

Search for God might be too subtle for this competition but it is sure to piss off a lot people, its clever and funny too! Celebrity Juden.....what can you say, really? Uncle Zimmie's idea is just too good to ignore. Kakun...another great image accompanying your article, why don't you do more images? Sock...why don't you do less images. There's not much seperating these articles, including the one I didn't have room to place. In my crazy head you are all winners! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

Judge #2: Electrified mocha chinchilla

1. User:Under_user - Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!

2. User:Mahm00shA - UnScripts:The cannibal, the necrophile and the coprophagist

3. User:Zim_ulator - Wii Fisting Controller

4. Sock -User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Obsessive-compulsive vomiting disorder

5. User:PuppyOnTheRadio - Search for God

I was rather disappointed by the quality and quantity of entries this year, but nonetheless, these are the results. --EMC^[TALK]05:39 Dec 16 2009

Judge #3: RabbiTechno

1. User:Under_user - Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!

2. User:Zim_ulator - Wii Fisting Controller

3. User:Mahm00shA - UnScripts:The cannibal, the necrophile and the coprophagist

4. User:PuppyOnTheRadio - Search for God

5. Joint 5th: User:Kakun - User:Kakun/UnTunes:They R e-Stalk 'Crats and Socky's - User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Obsessive-compulsive vomiting disorder

I hope joint placing is acceptable - there's no way I could have left any of the entries out of this list. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:31, December 11, 2009 (UTC)