User:Jacjohncoles/The Rabbit

A young boy, around 13 years old, was walking down the street holding a dead, flat rabbit in a box. He is walking at a constant pace, with an expression of determination on his face. Eventually, he comes to the doorstep of a house of ill repute. He knocked on the door and waited until the owner of the house opened it. The boy said,

   "I know what you sell here, I have the money to pay for it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The owner decided to humor the boy and led him inside. Once inside, she told him that he could pick whichever girl he liked. He asked the owner if any of the girls had diseases, to which the owner answered no of course. However, the boy told her that all the men he knew who came here had had to go to hospital after they'd done it with Selene, so that was the girl he wanted to have. Slightly surprised, the owner told him to go up the stairs and take the second door on the right. The boy went where he was told, all the time carrying the box with the rabbit in it.

Half an hour later he acme downt he stairs again, still carrying his box, thanked the owner and headed for the door. Just before he left, the owner asked him one thing,
   "If you knew that Selene had a disease, why on earth did you pick her?" Calmly, the boy explained,
   "Tonight, my parents will be going out to dinner together, leaving me at home with a babysitter. Once they're gone, I'm going to fuck the babysitter who just happens to have a fancy for small boys, giving her the disease. Later, when my parents get back, my dad will take the babysitter home and on the way will have a quick session with her, so he'll get the disease. When my dad gets back, he and my mum will go to bed and they'll make love, so she gets the disease. The next morning, my dad will go to work. Once he's out, the mailman will deliver the mail, and shag my mum, so he gets the disease. And he's the son of a bitch who ran over my rabbit!"