User:Darwin of suburbia
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This user is a total UKer
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This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. | |||
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Ah, it's funny to see you, <insert name here>, hanging around on my page, rather than off fucking Bob Dylan. I will mistake that lost expression on your face for interest and will tell you about my life at the moment. I feel as though I have been robbed. As soon as I heard of wikipedia I wanted to make a spoof called Wackipedia, but then demons came and stole my thoughts and created this site. It is good though and it is nice to see that Oscar Wilde, my Great great uncle's cousin, was given the credit.
I also edit Wikipedia and Conservapedia (in a satirical manner) under the pseudonym Revilo314, I wonder if they will find out given that I have posted this on here. 1337 is the smallest number for which the reversal of x^1000 is a prime! I love it when people edit stuff I started. It's a great feeling. I wish they did it more often! ~
Summarisation of me[edit | edit source]
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Conspiracy theory: | The Leon Battista Alberti Code |
Sociology | Teenage sociology (british) |
Film review | Battle Royale |
University application organisation | UCAS |
Conversation themed article | Hey, what's this? |
Evil regime | The Nanny State |
Religious particle | God Particle |
Another Film Review | Faris Badwan's day off |
Music style | Steampunk |
My message to all[edit | edit source]
Readers of this article who are fellow UKers must make sure that they revise until they piss blood for their GCSE and A-level exams. Do not take GNVQs. If you are reading this, revise now! UCAS will be the masters of your lives for these three years of your life. You'd better get cracking. TURN THE COMPUTER OFF NOW!
How I fooled <insert name here>[edit | edit source]
<insert name here> was easily tricked by my use of the {{USERNAME}} thingy and thought that I had written an actual article specific to <insert name here>'s person. Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- People who have been tricked by this:
GilbertTheGiraffe
My Playlist: Count in Fives living is a problem because everything dies Colours Conquest reptile Cryptorchild The guns of brixton - The Clash tiptoe - Goldfrapp Capital G she is the new thing Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo cutt off - Kasabian Blue Orchid They said that hell's not hot march of the pigs nancy boy - Placebo Icky thump Survivalism Astonishing panorama of the endtimes Futurism