User:Darwin of suburbia

games consoles here BTW!

I made these templates!

Mr writer, you seem to have been writing about something that really only applies to the middle classes . Cease to make these gross generalisations at once, as you mislead all and ignore the cultural richness we gain from ethnic people in the working class. Woe betide anyone who tries to impose the Middle class regime upon the working class for we would lose Burberry, Rap Music, Supermarket staff, Chlamydia and countless other cultural diversities. Narrow-mindedness such as this is one of the chief reasons why Ethnic types find it hard to integrate, and why chav teenagers struggle in school and feel rejected by society.

Sarkozy Loves This Article, the Pint-Sized Hyper-President wishes to let you know that He loves this article, for it aids him in pressure washing the Banlieus of all Racailles, and as such is a true friend of the French nation. Sarko, le petit mec qui manege la gouvernement veut dire qu'il aime bien cet article, parce qu'elle est utile pour detruire les Racailles (Les Arabes en France) par nettoyer la cité au Kärcher

This article is so in. The devil would like to congratulate the writer of this article, and you, <insert name here>, the reader, for choosing it. I have to say, therefore, that the devil absolutely loves this article, as it says "this is 2025" fabulously .

This article is an article, so is this one

Align the planets!!

FSM This user is a Pastafarian FSM

IQ This user is not a creationist IQ

NERD This user is a physicist NERD

RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT

pi This user has written pi articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. pi

This user's IQ is over 142.

This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue, shag and shite. (British Uncyclopedians)

NERD This user is not a geek! Geeks do Science fiction for a hobby, nerds do science! NERD

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7. id2

\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/

This user is a Mad Scientist.

1337 This user is elite. 1337

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Ah, it's funny to see you, <insert name here>, hanging around on my page, rather than off fucking Bob Dylan. I will mistake that lost expression on your face for interest and will tell you about my life at the moment. I feel as though I have been robbed. As soon as I heard of wikipedia I wanted to make a spoof called Wackipedia, but then demons came and stole my thoughts and created this site. It is good though and it is nice to see that Oscar Wilde, my Great great uncle's cousin, was given the credit.

I also edit Wikipedia and Conservapedia (in a satirical manner) under the pseudonym Revilo314, I wonder if they will find out given that I have posted this on here. 1337 is the smallest number for which the reversal of x^1000 is a prime! I love it when people edit stuff I started. It's a great feeling. I wish they did it more often! ~$e^{i\pi }+1=0\,$ ~ |DoS|Did|Yak|

Summarisation of me

I have done:
Conspiracy theory:	The Leon Battista Alberti Code
Sociology	Teenage sociology (british)
Film review	Battle Royale
University application organisation	UCAS
Conversation themed article	Hey, what's this?
Evil regime	The Nanny State
Religious particle	God Particle
Another Film Review	Faris Badwan's day off
Music style	Steampunk

My message to all

Readers of this article who are fellow UKers must make sure that they revise until they piss blood for their GCSE and A-level exams. Do not take GNVQs. If you are reading this, revise now! UCAS will be the masters of your lives for these three years of your life. You'd better get cracking. TURN THE COMPUTER OFF NOW!

How I fooled <insert name here>

<insert name here> was easily tricked by my use of the {{USERNAME}} thingy and thought that I had written an actual article specific to <insert name here>'s person. Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.

People who have been tricked by this:

GilbertTheGiraffe

see this film!

My Playlist: Count in Fives living is a problem because everything dies Colours Conquest reptile Cryptorchild The guns of brixton - The Clash tiptoe - Goldfrapp Capital G she is the new thing Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo cutt off - Kasabian Blue Orchid They said that hell's not hot march of the pigs nancy boy - Placebo Icky thump Survivalism Astonishing panorama of the endtimes Futurism