User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/The Communistocrats

A specter is haunting the talent agency...

Two men walk into a talent agency, looking for a method to spread their word for the enjoyment of others. The talent agent then asks them to perform their act for him, so he can judge for himself whether or not it could be successful.

The two men proceed to use their bushy beards to oppress poor workers across the world, giving them mere pennies a day to do death-defying labour to line their pockets. The workers are then forced to take out loans and be the virtual-slaves of the two men, being economically indebted for generations to come. They eventually revolt, killing the two men with the bushy beards.

The talent agent asks what they call this marvelous act, astounded at the gall they showed. The two men spring up, seemingly from the dead, and shout "The Aristocrats!"