User talk:Stat

Welcome!

Hello, Stat, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an administrator on their talk page or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:14, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Signature

Hello, Stat,

Just a heads up; generally you don't put your signature in articles. The --~~~~ thing is for talk pages, village dump stuff and voting. When people want to know who wrote what on a mainspace article, we can just check the article history. I'll edit your signature out of Robots; if you've left it anywhere else that it shouldn't be, could you take a moment to fix it?

Cheers, --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:24, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Signature!

Thank you for gracing my signature/guest book with your signature's presence! Thank you! - 10:35 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

hALP OmG i'M a N00b!

"New to the world of wiki and am jus now learning the ropes of wiki-ness, the only wiki-ing I knows is the turntable scratching kind... "wiki-wiki...wiki-wiki". hAlP me! HaLp ME! "

~ Stat on being a N00b

Usually, Stat, you put the {{adoptme}} thing on your userpage, I'm not sure if that's a rule as such, you can probably break it, in fact it probably doesn't matter, so ya know what, just ignore this...- 07:57 5 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hmm, that's strange, on Template:Adoptme page it states, This template is for new users to place on their user or talk pages. Is this an attempt to confuse the n00bz I wonder... ? --Stat talk 22:23, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Anyway I added the template to my userpage also! So no, I won't break rules and I cannot/will not ignore you, nope, nuh-uh. I'm sorry, did you say something... about the rules? =P --Stat talk 22:43, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

You can pretty much put the adoptme thing anywhere, but just usually I see it on the userpage... But that's a good thing that you cannot and will not ignoring me. - 08:49 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Okay so I added it to both my userpage and to my talk page so I should have all bases covered, right? Btw I voted for ya AND I am working up some ideas for an article and chopping some of those typing monkeys now. --Stat talk 04:48, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh that's very good! If you need help with the article(s) just let me know. Also if you start to get impatient waiting for someone to come to your page and adopt you, then you could go out there and ask people. There's a list of everyone offering adoption here. But I would only do that after you've started/written at least one article... - 10:48 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

How Are You Doing?

So, how are you doing Statius (sorry that just sounds right, with the sort of Roman "ius" on the end, anyway...)? It's been almost a whole six hours since I put something on your usertalk. How are you doing? Anything interesting? Articles, etc? Oh...and you haven't met evil YTTE or good YTTE, yet, have you? - 04:22 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Stat? Oh and by the way, actually I don't like cheese. :D - 08:59 11 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I am doing quite well as usual. Nothing bothers me usually. Exceptions are flatulence, especially if it's not my own. I am working on some real shit krap articles for Encyc but have been so very busy making cheese that I haven't had the opportunity to follow up here much lately. I am certain this should change soon. Everyone likes cheese. So I must make as much of it as I can while the getting is good. --Stat talk 06:02, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh that's all very good! Do you have any articles that I could humbly cast my gaze upon? - 06:15 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I'm feeling lonely, could you amuse me? No, no, not in that way, I mean in, er, anyway, yeah how is your life. I like to stop by occasionally just check up on people, keep in touch etc. Been voting in all the right places I hope - oh gawd, I just whored by accident, I honestly didn't mean to, that's not why I came here...I came here to say hi. Sorry about that whoring blip, so sorry! So how is your uncyc career? - 08:00 23 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Don't mind YTTE, we just get a little worked up when we've got something on VFH. He's a bright young noob though, so you should listen to what he says and vote for anything written by Cajek. Just to spite us unabashed whores. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:15, 23 Apr

38% Health! 38%!!! - 08:20 23 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It's all good. I've gone absolutely BAT FUCK INSANE! Now that I have I shall look at 38% Health! and poop on vandalize it some. --Stat talk 20:42, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Don't forget about 42% health! It could use a friend as well (you can vote for as many articles as you want). Feel free to hit up my talk page if you ever have any questions or dirty jokes to share. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:41, 24 Apr

You're doing fine there, how long's it been on VFH? Oh and mine's on 70 something now which is awesome. - 06:50 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

NotM - Thanks

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

Stat, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks, Stat! :D - 16:19 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey Stat,

Hey it's sykko. I'll sign up soon... or maybe I will just stay an IP for a while :p

anyway just was looking at blog thingys and remembered you mentioning this place :D since I got involved in wikipedia a while back and am already burnneded out (sheesh that was quick) I may just have a look-see around here afterall :D 70.173.2.117 18:42, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Sign up = good. That was my contribution for the day. Thank you. - [19:15 10 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

perhaps... I may consider it :p 70.173.2.117 22:49, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

ok fine so I did it %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 22:59, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

That's awesome Sykko, have fun here. Sorry I haven't been by Teh N00bs lately, I've had alot of shit going on lately and not much time for internets. M0AR INTERNETZ LULZ! Anyway, I'll be back soon, afterall I still have to finish editing my user profile and submit my first damned article in it's entirety (when I say soon I mean like 2-3 weeks, possibly longer if I have diarrhea). --Stat talk

Hello, Stat. You have new messages at Sykko's talk page.
You can remove this notice at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} or {{Tb}} template.

%%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 02:50, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Stat, you live! That's awesome! I miss you, come back stat. He he he he...see what I did there? No? Oh, well I used your username...Er. Oh, forget it. - [15:22 13 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Adoption?

Hey, so if you are coming back, do you want adoption? I'm more than willing to take you in as one of my own... If you still want. - [15:24 13 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Join the UnOrder Today! (or whenever you get back and have time :p

Hey, I just joined this thingy... and I am a commander... not because I am special or nothin... just because I put my name in the correct place w00t! anyway come along and join it or something... I am not sure what it is for and I really don't know what to do for it but um... yeah... :p %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 00:23, 22 August 2008 (UTC)