User talk:Sykko

Welcome
If you have come to visit this page please fee free to say hello or not or whatever. I like it when people say w00t! If you want to know more about me tough!, my user page has nothing on it and doesnt explain what I am doing here and what I do when not here other than that I hope to learn from anything that anyone has to say so if you have some sort of advice too bad (but no really, please let me know and stuff)!
Note: I will always reply to messages left here on this talk page, if you would like me to let you know once I have replied to your message please say so in your comment. Thanks!

Hi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Hello, Sykko, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is not an automated message, well it is kinda, but I've taken the trouble to find your talk page after noticing some of your contributions and then have copied and pasted some stuff here. Anyway, let's proceed with the welcome, shall we? Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you. I really recommend you check them out, even if you skim over them.

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Well, I'm surprised you read all of that! Have fun and don't be scared! There's only a 1 in 9 chance we'll eat you! Bye, have fun and stuff... Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:56 11 August

Thanks YTTE, I appreciate it... although that this was sure a whopper :\ I am brand new and already I feel like I need an archive of my talk page lool %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 02:53, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

H0lY Cw4p!

Good to see ya here Sykko, enjoy your stay. Sorry I haven't been by Teh N00bs lately, I've had alot of shit going on lately and not much time for internets. M0AR INTERNETZ LULZ! Anyway, I'll be back soon, afterall I still have to finish editing my user profile and submit my first damned article in it's entirety (when I say soon I mean like 2-3 weeks, possibly longer if I have diarrhea)... which after reading the Uncyc Cows Ad - seems to be causing my bowels to rumble a bit. --Stat talk

No prob, if you need help then perhaps we can work on a first article together... I'll let you know if I come up with something and perhaps between the 2 of us we could get something goin %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 02:19, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

My bowels have still been rumbling lately, but they have calmed down since the last time I was here. I'm feeling better enough to tackle a couple articles now! ....Ehm..hello? Oh well, you're not here. So...I guess I'll just go edit someone else's articles. --Stat talk

its true... I've been gone... still am... maybe I'll edit something anyway

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Sure, I am in :) %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 05:25, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

UnOrder Awards

Dear Sykko, the monthly awards for the Unorder of Uncyclopedia are now open nomination and voting. You can nominate your fellow UnOrder Members for Weiner of the Month (UnOrder Writer of the Month), b00b of the Month (UnOrder n00b of the Month), and Recyclopedian of the Month (UnOrder Uncyclopedian of the Month). Thank you and have a nice day! ~ Readmesoon

Do they need to be in the club thingy? %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 00:14, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

To vote, no; to be nominated, yes. Don't nominate anyone else now, but go ahead and vote for who is there already. ~ Readmesoon

PS, you should really make a sig.

You got it bob! %%-SYKKO-%% (talk to me) 01:55, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

uuuuuuuuuh wtf?