“Look. The people you are after are the people you depend on. We check your spelling. We huff your trash. We redirect to your article, we format your text. We even guard your articles while you sleep. Do not fuck with us”
“Who the hell is Spillin Dylan?”
~ <insert name here> on finding Spillin Dylan's userpage
“Hey! Quit making up quotes on my page, you lousy punks!”
– Spillin Dylan on the above
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Spillin Dylan.”
History
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| This user is Canadian…and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games! | |
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I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.
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| This User is too Damn Sexy!If you saw this user you'll either fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload. | |
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| This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. | |
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Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages.
Spillin Dylan, poised to write another
masterpiece article load of crap.
Awards
Oh wait, I did get this:
But I think everybody does....
Pages Created By Spillin Dylan
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Pee Review
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| Billy Ray Cyrus
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August 8, 2007
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| Stan (country)
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August 20, 2007
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24.4 / 50
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| Big Break
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August 20, 2007
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| Mullet
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September 22, 2007
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| SimBase
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October 2, 2007
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38.5 / 50
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| Rocky Mountains
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October 29, 2007
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34.4 / 50
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| Lettuce
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November 26, 2007
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32.5 / 50
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| Matthew Good
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December 27, 2007
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24.4 / 50
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| Image:Asshat-graph.PNG
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December 28, 2007
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| Hoser
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February 3, 2008
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| Street
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February 3, 2008
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| Snowmobile
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April 28, 2008
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35.5 / 50
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