User:Spillin dylan/sandbox

"Be quiet and watch the Meerkats!"
"Most of you did do well, but half of you didn't."
"A new planet in the Solar system has been discovered, named Xena. X-E-N-A, as in the warrior princess."
"Have you heard of an Electrostatic Precipitator? No? You haven't lived!"
"Welcome back to the wonderful world of Physics!"
"Most of your hand is made up of water. And blood. Mainly blood, really."
"It's my Disney Balloon. I want to give it to a small child and make their day."
"Imagine the charge as a great, big ball of coulomb."
"Don't you dare try to learn in my lesson!"
"Aliens did not create the universe. If it did, it would have to be one hell of an alien. It would have to be the mother of all aliens."
"It's easy to vaporise yourself..."
"This equation is very important. It is your friend."
"If you were hit by microwaves...You'll be alright, just hide under the bed."
"Will someone shut Sargeant up? I'll turn a blind eye."
"I don't want to be Obi-Wan, I want to be Chewbacca!" (Proceeds to make a chewbacca snarl)
"Sweet heavens of Murgatroid, what do you think you're doing?"
"My Words of Wisdom should never be allowed to be viewed by the public."
"Thorpedo!"
"Let's see how the Tesla has enriched our lives."
"Imagine, if you will, a field of wheat..."
"They didn't say it would be like this at the interview."
"I enrich the subject with vivid metaphor and all I ever get is abuse."
"Failure is not funny."

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