“Take off, eh? You hoser.”
~ A Canadian on the Air Traffic Control radio channel
“Who the hell is Spillin Dylan?”
~ <insert name here> on finding Spillin Dylan's userpage
“Hey! Quit making up quotes on my page, you lousy punks!”
~ Spillin Dylan on the above
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Spillin Dylan from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Spillin Dylan moves amongst those within the gate freely, Spillin Dylan's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Spillin Dylan appears not a traitor; Spillin Dylan speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Spillin Dylan appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Spillin Dylan rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Spillin Dylan is the plague.”
~ Marcus Tutilius Cicero on Spillin Dylan
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This user is Canadian…and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games! |
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I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. |
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No user serviceable parts inside. |
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This user is too damn sexy |
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. |
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This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter. |
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This user has written 11 articles, and so far he hasn't been huffed yet! |
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades. |
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Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages.
Spillin Dylan, poised to write another
masterpiece article load of crap.
Awards
Oh wait, I did get this:
But I think everybody does....
Pages Created By Spillin Dylan
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Pee Review
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| Billy Ray Cyrus
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August 8, 2007
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| Stan (country)
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August 20, 2007
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24.4 / 50
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| Big Break
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August 20, 2007
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| Mullet
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September 22, 2007
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| SimBase
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October 2, 2007
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38.5 / 50
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| Rocky Mountains
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October 29, 2007
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34.4 / 50
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| Lettuce
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November 26, 2007
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32.5 / 50
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| Matthew Good
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December 27, 2007
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24.4 / 50
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| Image:Asshat-graph.PNG
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December 28, 2007
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| Hoser
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February 3, 2008
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| Street
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February 3, 2008
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| Snowmobile
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April 28, 2008
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35.5 / 50
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