“Take off, eh?  You hoser.”
~ A Canadian on the Air Traffic Control radio channel 
“Who the hell is Spillin Dylan?”
~ <insert name here> on finding Spillin Dylan's userpage
“Hey!  Quit making up quotes on my page, you lousy punks!”
~ Spillin Dylan on the above
“Get back here, Spillin Dylan I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!”
History
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This user is Canadian…and actually admits to it!  | 
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I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.
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This user is able to contribute with an  advanced level of  HTML.  | 
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No user serviceable parts inside.  | 
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This user is too damn sexy  | 
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This user plays  guitar, because it attracts more  groupies, and gets more solos than the  bass.  | 
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This user is  right-handed. In  Latin, they would be Dexter.  | 
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This user has written  11 articles, and so far he hasn't been  huffed yet!  | 
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.  | 
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Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007.  He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him.  Sweet.  Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages. 
  Spillin Dylan, poised to write another 
masterpiece article load of crap.
 
Awards
Oh wait, I did get this:
But I think everybody does....
Pages Created By Spillin Dylan
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Pee Review
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| Billy Ray Cyrus
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August 8, 2007
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| Stan (country)
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August 20, 2007
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24.4 / 50
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| Big Break
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August 20, 2007
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| Mullet
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September 22, 2007
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| SimBase
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October 2, 2007
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38.5 / 50
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| Rocky Mountains
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October 29, 2007
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34.4 / 50
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| Lettuce
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November 26, 2007
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32.5 / 50
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| Matthew Good
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December 27, 2007
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24.4 / 50
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| Image:Asshat-graph.PNG
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December 28, 2007
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| Hoser
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February 3, 2008
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| Street
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February 3, 2008
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| Snowmobile
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April 28, 2008
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35.5 / 50
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