This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user has written 11 articles, and so far he hasn't been huffed yet!
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages.
Spillin Dylan, poised to write another masterpiecearticle load of crap.
