“Hey! Quit making up quotes on my page, you lousy punks!”
– Spillin Dylan on the above
“Spillin Dylan came to ransom some, to save others, to redeem others. Spillin Dylan ransomed those who were strangers and made them Spillin Dylan's own. And Spillin Dylan set Spillin Dylan's own apart, those whom Spillin Dylan gave as a pledge according to Spillin Dylan's plan. It was not just when Spillin Dylan appeared that Spillin Dylan voluntarily laid down Spillin Dylan's life, but Spillin Dylan voluntarily laid down Spillin Dylan's life from the very day the world came into being.”
This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user you'll either fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user has written 11 articles, and so far he hasn't been huffed yet!
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages.
Spillin Dylan, poised to write another masterpiecearticle load of crap.
