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Hellow peopleses. Welcome to my userspace :D. Its still being worked on, but it should get better. Add to it if you wish :)

Check my websites:
www.danr.tk
www.wubblewoos.tk


I completed GTAIV :D
So I'm in the 100% club... which is... cool?
And I get the key to the city ;)

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My Chemistry Investigation[edit]

Ok, so I have this chemistry report to hand in in 2 days time (Now thats happened, I was almost chucked out the class for actually handing it in, and had to do an entire rewrite in one night. Lucky me.), but I really cant be bothered with it. So heres what I've written as the introduction:
(Note: the instructions said "The purpose of the introduction is to set the scene and to justify the chemical importance of the investigation...")

Introduction:

Setting the scene:

The year is 2008, the location is the chemistry lab, and the aim, is to dissolve a coin. I think to myself: “and how shall I dissolve the coin?” and decide upon using nitric acid. I go to the bank, ask to withdraw a one pence coin, and they tell me to get out. So I ask a randomer on the street for some spare change, and after a heated debate about the chances of me using it to buy drugs, I finally receive the one pence coin I was after. Then, I take the coin back to the chemistry lab, and ask the technician for concentrated nitric acid. They refuse. I ask again, this time a little more forcefully. After another denial, I give up and go home. Determined to get this acid, I devise a plan. But thats top secret, and I'd have to kill you if I told you. I'm not mean, so I'll leave it at not telling you. Anyways, the next day I turn up at the lab with a bottle of concentrated nitric acid. I'm ready to go.

Chemical importance:

There isn't one. Like, actually, none existent. I started doing it before I realised that there had to be a chemical importance to the experiment. I suppose I could make it up. Yea, I'll try that. The chemical importance of dissolving a coin in acid and finding out how much copper is in it is... erm... welll... erm... to enhance my knowledge of the copper content of a one pence coin. Will that do? No? Mmm... well I guess that I found out that I could melt down the coin and sell it as plain copper, and make a profit of 50%, which would be quite nice, but its illegal, so I wont tell people that I'm doing it.

Ok, now i give you permission to copy this, but please add my name to it ("danr" will do), and make a link to www.danr.tk

The correct spelling of the word "Hellow"[edit]

Hellow, and welcome. Many, many people in this world have wrongly learnt the spelling of the word "hellow". It is my job to now correct the world and spread the right spelling of this word. It starts with a "H", then comes the common letter "E", followed by the twins "L" and "L". Then, there is an occurrence of the highly appreciated letter "O", followed by the most important of the letters, the "W". This letter is the one that most people in this world have left out, it was the reason for at least 2 wars, and is now the letter of importance. This is the letter I have been assigned to put into every wrong spelling of the word "hellow". So far there are at least 6 followers of this cult, and more are to come. Wish me luck in my quest, and please, spell it correctly next time. Ok? Thanks.